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by Malshan » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:22 pm
Rupudska wrote:Hetland 2 wrote:
You catch on quick. That's why I like you. :)
I'm kidding of course you aren't a thing. You're a person.
Dude, don't insult the werefurry.
Rupudska wrote:RP Sample: Let me in, or we take another third of Mexico.
Rupudska wrote:You're NS's Wolfman, therefore your argument is negated due to bias.
"Sarcasm works so much better when you can look down your fire-breathing nose at someone." -Callistan Sairias
by Ramsetia » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:24 pm
Malshan wrote:The Malshan MBT is the Umbrage Tank. It uses a powerful version of our energy shield technology (shield pops into place when incoming ordanance gets near). This saves on energy requirements. The armaments of this tank are: a Bohemoth-class 20inch IBCM launcher, 4 interchangeable turrets (Metal Storm packs, EMP units, HARUs (High Altitude Rifle Units), LRCBLUs (Long Range Carpet Bomb Launching Units), or LKS/TDUs (Living Kinetic Strikes/Troop Delivery Units (High impact Power armor)). Those latter units are railgun delivery systems). Defenses: 8ft of tungsten+titanium alloy, PHALANX anti-missile systems (30mm Chaingun), and SAMs (8inch high explosive with energy drill head). The specifications of this tank:
1. 170ft. from ground to top of tank.
2. Four 27ft. treads.
3. 300ft. smoothbore main cannon.
4. Loaded weight (16-20in. rounds, full compliment of staff, 4 LKS/TDUs, and proton generator for the energy shield).
5. Power=4 proton generators=about 12000HP.
by L3 Communications » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:27 pm
Dostanuot Loj wrote:Saurisia wrote:Narcidia wrote:NS Tanks are also rediculous, unrealistic and outright wank in 99.98% of all cases. So dinosaurs > tanks? Sure. Godzilla can ****ing step on them, enough said.
True, true, in fact, remembering Battletanx (a video game I managed to rent when I was a kid for the N64) and the Goliath Tanks smushing the tiny Moto tanks makes me want to make a special tank class for squashing the tiny MT tanks Humans use. Not much of battlefield value, but enough to scare the living hell outta the enemy!
Flippy tank > All.
I still have that, and Global Assault.
New Nicksyllvania wrote:WA is jew infested tyranny that does not understand freedom and 0% taxation
Lyras wrote:Thirdly, the inclusion of multiple penetration aids (such as flares, chaff, false-target balloons and lubricant)...
by Satirius » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:29 pm
Ramsetia wrote:Satirius wrote:Ramsetia wrote:I can not, in good conscience, answer this without details on the kind of guidance system and range for those ATGMs.
http://forums.joltonline.com/showthread ... st13301167
Corona V with an 8 km range or LAHATs.
Now that I think about it, a backwards M4A4 Sherman(with a boxer engine to free up room and for moar power) weighs only 31.6 tonnes. That's air-portable, and I could probably make that 76 gun with an evacuator and an auto and then I've pretty much turned into the IDF.
Panzer IV is only 25 though
Your theories and views interest me, and I wish to subscribe to your magazine.
by Willman » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:30 pm
Malshan wrote:The Malshan MBT is the Umbrage Tank. It uses a powerful version of our energy shield technology (shield pops into place when incoming ordanance gets near). This saves on energy requirements. The armaments of this tank are: a Bohemoth-class 20inch IBCM launcher, 4 interchangeable turrets (Metal Storm packs, EMP units, HARUs (High Altitude Rifle Units), LRCBLUs (Long Range Carpet Bomb Launching Units), or LKS/TDUs (Living Kinetic Strikes/Troop Delivery Units (High impact Power armor)). Those latter units are railgun delivery systems). Defenses: 8ft of tungsten+titanium alloy, PHALANX anti-missile systems (30mm Chaingun), and SAMs (8inch high explosive with energy drill head). The specifications of this tank:
1. 170ft. from ground to top of tank.
2. Four 27ft. treads.
3. 300ft. smoothbore main cannon.
4. Loaded weight (16-20in. rounds, full compliment of staff, 4 LKS/TDUs, and proton generator for the energy shield).
5. Power=4 proton generators=about 12000HP.
by Licana » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:32 pm
Willman wrote:Malshan wrote:The Malshan MBT is the Umbrage Tank. It uses a powerful version of our energy shield technology (shield pops into place when incoming ordanance gets near). This saves on energy requirements. The armaments of this tank are: a Bohemoth-class 20inch IBCM launcher, 4 interchangeable turrets (Metal Storm packs, EMP units, HARUs (High Altitude Rifle Units), LRCBLUs (Long Range Carpet Bomb Launching Units), or LKS/TDUs (Living Kinetic Strikes/Troop Delivery Units (High impact Power armor)). Those latter units are railgun delivery systems). Defenses: 8ft of tungsten+titanium alloy, PHALANX anti-missile systems (30mm Chaingun), and SAMs (8inch high explosive with energy drill head). The specifications of this tank:
1. 170ft. from ground to top of tank.
2. Four 27ft. treads.
3. 300ft. smoothbore main cannon.
4. Loaded weight (16-20in. rounds, full compliment of staff, 4 LKS/TDUs, and proton generator for the energy shield).
5. Power=4 proton generators=about 12000HP.
Brand new nations with massive military capabilities, insane tanks, and FT lolwank make me sad in my pants.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.
Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
by Old Vester » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:33 pm
by L3 Communications » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:33 pm
New Nicksyllvania wrote:WA is jew infested tyranny that does not understand freedom and 0% taxation
Lyras wrote:Thirdly, the inclusion of multiple penetration aids (such as flares, chaff, false-target balloons and lubricant)...
by Ramsetia » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:34 pm
Licana wrote:Willman wrote:Malshan wrote:The Malshan MBT is the Umbrage Tank. It uses a powerful version of our energy shield technology (shield pops into place when incoming ordanance gets near). This saves on energy requirements. The armaments of this tank are: a Bohemoth-class 20inch IBCM launcher, 4 interchangeable turrets (Metal Storm packs, EMP units, HARUs (High Altitude Rifle Units), LRCBLUs (Long Range Carpet Bomb Launching Units), or LKS/TDUs (Living Kinetic Strikes/Troop Delivery Units (High impact Power armor)). Those latter units are railgun delivery systems). Defenses: 8ft of tungsten+titanium alloy, PHALANX anti-missile systems (30mm Chaingun), and SAMs (8inch high explosive with energy drill head). The specifications of this tank:
1. 170ft. from ground to top of tank.
2. Four 27ft. treads.
3. 300ft. smoothbore main cannon.
4. Loaded weight (16-20in. rounds, full compliment of staff, 4 LKS/TDUs, and proton generator for the energy shield).
5. Power=4 proton generators=about 12000HP.
Brand new nations with massive military capabilities, insane tanks, and FT lolwank make me sad in my pants.
Cause it's what all the kool kidz on NS do
by Satirius » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:38 pm
Old Vester wrote:Well right now I'm too poor to build tanks but if I could have a tank it would either be the german King Panther or the Sherman firefly because they seem cheaper to make then more modern day ones.
by Nullivania » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:40 pm
by Amerikians » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:50 pm
by Licana » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:58 pm
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.
Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
by Ramsetia » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:00 pm
by Westerprussen » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:01 pm
by Licana » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:02 pm
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.
Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
by Strykla » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:04 pm
Malshan wrote:The Malshan MBT is the Umbrage Tank. It uses a powerful version of our energy shield technology (shield pops into place when incoming ordanance gets near). This saves on energy requirements. The armaments of this tank are: a Bohemoth-class 20inch IBCM launcher, 4 interchangeable turrets (Metal Storm packs, EMP units, HARUs (High Altitude Rifle Units), LRCBLUs (Long Range Carpet Bomb Launching Units), or LKS/TDUs (Living Kinetic Strikes/Troop Delivery Units (High impact Power armor)). Those latter units are railgun delivery systems). Defenses: 8ft of tungsten+titanium alloy, PHALANX anti-missile systems (30mm Chaingun), and SAMs (8inch high explosive with energy drill head). The specifications of this tank:
1. 170ft. from ground to top of tank.
2. Four 27ft. treads.
3. 300ft. smoothbore main cannon.
4. Loaded weight (16-20in. rounds, full compliment of staff, 4 LKS/TDUs, and proton generator for the energy shield).
5. Power=4 proton generators=about 12000HP.
by Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:06 pm
Westerprussen wrote: ~modsnip of excessive repetition of the same photo~
by The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:07 pm
Strykla wrote:Malshan wrote:The Malshan MBT is the Umbrage Tank. It uses a powerful version of our energy shield technology (shield pops into place when incoming ordanance gets near). This saves on energy requirements. The armaments of this tank are: a Bohemoth-class 20inch IBCM launcher, 4 interchangeable turrets (Metal Storm packs, EMP units, HARUs (High Altitude Rifle Units), LRCBLUs (Long Range Carpet Bomb Launching Units), or LKS/TDUs (Living Kinetic Strikes/Troop Delivery Units (High impact Power armor)). Those latter units are railgun delivery systems). Defenses: 8ft of tungsten+titanium alloy, PHALANX anti-missile systems (30mm Chaingun), and SAMs (8inch high explosive with energy drill head). The specifications of this tank:
1. 170ft. from ground to top of tank.
2. Four 27ft. treads.
3. 300ft. smoothbore main cannon.
4. Loaded weight (16-20in. rounds, full compliment of staff, 4 LKS/TDUs, and proton generator for the energy shield).
5. Power=4 proton generators=about 12000HP.
I see many impossible things here.
ICBM launcher?
4 turrets?
And weapons that are more stupid?
8 Feet of very expensive armor?
CIWS system?
SAMs with energy drills? What?
170 feet tall?
4 treads?
300ft cannon?
12000HP motor?
Um, this wasn't a joke, right?....
by Saurisia » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:09 pm
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by Ramsetia » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:10 pm
The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:Strykla wrote:Malshan wrote:The Malshan MBT is the Umbrage Tank. It uses a powerful version of our energy shield technology (shield pops into place when incoming ordanance gets near). This saves on energy requirements. The armaments of this tank are: a Bohemoth-class 20inch IBCM launcher, 4 interchangeable turrets (Metal Storm packs, EMP units, HARUs (High Altitude Rifle Units), LRCBLUs (Long Range Carpet Bomb Launching Units), or LKS/TDUs (Living Kinetic Strikes/Troop Delivery Units (High impact Power armor)). Those latter units are railgun delivery systems). Defenses: 8ft of tungsten+titanium alloy, PHALANX anti-missile systems (30mm Chaingun), and SAMs (8inch high explosive with energy drill head). The specifications of this tank:
1. 170ft. from ground to top of tank.
2. Four 27ft. treads.
3. 300ft. smoothbore main cannon.
4. Loaded weight (16-20in. rounds, full compliment of staff, 4 LKS/TDUs, and proton generator for the energy shield).
5. Power=4 proton generators=about 12000HP.
I see many impossible things here.
ICBM launcher?
4 turrets?
And weapons that are more stupid?
8 Feet of very expensive armor?
CIWS system?
SAMs with energy drills? What?
170 feet tall?
4 treads?
300ft cannon?
12000HP motor?
Um, this wasn't a joke, right?....
It probably was. Who hasn't gotten the urge to troll these threads, it is funny angering the serious people that fight over how feasible a Ratte tank is when none of them would use it. I think this guy is just a crappy troll, or trying to joke like the guys with the death stars on the 'main military weapon' thread.
by Saurisia » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:19 pm
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:21 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
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