Introduction
Pavonistadianism is a religion developed by patriotic religious extremist Pattiyas Soklis Farian which constitutes moralistic extremist beliefs and practices. The religion centers on the belief that the Democratic States of Pavonistade is the heaven and afterlife realm of the universe and that the leader of Pavonistade - currently Mattheu Azurite - is the God and leader of the universe.
Joining Pavonistadianism
If you want to become a Pavonistadianist, you would contact the closest official Pavonistadianist Center and ask them to allow you to complete a test (entitled the Test of Pavonistadianism) in order to prove that you are worthy, powerful, and loyal enough to be what a member would call a true and noble Pavonistadianist. The test has multiple sections, from answering questions to singing well. People who are children of a Pavonistadianist - no matter if they're weak, young, et cetera - are exempted from the test and may automatically become a Pavonistadianist. Nevertheless, here are sections the Test of Pavonistadianism have:
- Multiple-choice questions about Pavonistade - worshipping Pavonistade requires you to learn a heck lot of information about the nation.
- Running a distance of 1 kilometers within 15 minutes - a lack of fitness shows that you will not be loyal to Pavonistade and other Pavonistadianists because you only care about luxury
- Combat, such as punching, kicking, et cetera - combating will help to silence opposers and protect you from enemies
- Singing and chanting with a pleasant voice and tone - good singing will allow other members to see you as a skilled and handsome/beautiful person and will "pay tribute" to Pavonistade by singing pro-Pavonistadian songs with a good voice and tone
"I, [full name], swear that I will submit to Pavonistadianism and the almighty great nation which we officially call the Democratic Pavonistadian States. I solemnly promise that I will be loyal to all other Pavonistadianists, no matter their opinions or stances, and that I will obey all superiors while respecting the inferiors and executing all tasks as ordered by any leaders and officials of our great religion. Please, allow me to be submitted to Pavonistadianism."
Once you have said the pledge of allegiance, you are considered worthy enough to be one of the 127,349+ Pavonistadianists who submits daily to the Democratic Pavonistadian States.
Practices
As well as becoming a member, a Pavonistadianist would also practice what members had vowed to do when they said their pledge of allegiance - all Pavonistadianists are expected to complete orders given out by Pavonistadianist leaders and officials and in rare cases someone in a higher rank. This is a list of common practices enacted by Pavonistadianists (the list also assumes that you are Pavonistadianist):
- You may consume any food and drinks you wish - a person can decide on what to consume, such as meat, milk, eggs, honey, exotic animals, humans, beer, wine, soda, et cetera. This goes for the same to usage or actions involving technology and other items. However, if the item is used by you for dissent against Pavonistade or Pavonistadianism, the item shall be destroyed and you shall be attacked or killed depending if you are a member or not.
- You must wear at least something with a Pavonistadian symbol (e.g. Pavonistadian flag, Pavonistadian coat of arms) on it. You may wear any amount and any clothing, from shirts to caps, but it must be at least one. Any person wearing clothing with an anti-Pavonistadian or anti-Pavonistadianism symbol shall be attacked and have their clothing stripped, and any Pavonistadianist wearning anti-Pavonistadian/anti-Pavonistadianism symbol shall be considered as a traitor and be killed for his/her/hen betrayal.
- To pray, you sit down and bow to a picture of a Pavonistadianist leader or official or Pavonistade and you say, "All shall bow to the almighty members and nation that hold our foundation and our powers together." If you don't have a picture, you may bow at any direction as long as you say the quote. In all cases Pavonistadianists say the quote five times before stopping and executing other practices. Unless you have a serious disease or condition, failure to pray and/or say the quote will result in you being shunned and may also result in you being attacked.
- You must go to a Pavonistadianist Center every Saturday and Sunday to pray for the leaders and officials and for Pavonistade. If there isn't one close to you or if the closest center is extremely far away, you may pray in your home. If you have a very important or serious event or issue, you may be exempted from praying for the day, but if you do not pray you will be attacked for refusing to pray for leaders, officials, and Pavonistade.
- If you find any person who opposes Pavonistade or Pavonistadianism, you must attack or kill him/her/hen in order to silence him/her/hen as fast as possible. If you do not silence him, you will be shunned but not attacked - many people know that silencing opposers may be hard, as well as having to bear violence inflicted on other people.
- Unrelated to the list, but countless extreme practices exist just for the sake of protecting Pavonistade and Pavonistadianism.
Stance on Pavonistadianism - Pavonistade's Stances and Your Stances
Pavonistadianism is considered and recognized in its home nation (i.e. Pavonistade) by both the government and civilians as an outrageous religion that uses violence and capital punishments to force people into involuntarily submitting to Pavonistade and the religion in a ridiculous method. Former President Benjamin Howler called the religion "Pavonistade's horrible and shameful religion" and so requested people to refrain from being interested in "this violent religion." Of the six states in Pavonistade, only two allowed Pavonistadianism and Pavonistadianism-based attacks and executions to exist - Toloupum Sector and Eastern Islands. Other states avowedly banned the religion and attempted to relocate all Pavonistadianists present in the state to Toloupum Sector, Eastern Islands, or any other foreign areas that allows Pavonistadianism to exist.
Now you know a bit about Pavonistadianism, you may reveal your nation's stance on Pavonistadianism by filling in the questionnaire below. All in all, thank you for reading some basic information about Pavonistadianism!
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[b][u]MY NATION'S STANCE ON PAVONISTADIANISM[/u][/b]
[b]What is your nation's stance on Pavonistadianism (positive, negative, etc.)?[/b]
[b]What is your government's opinion on Pavonistadianism?[/b]
[b]What is your civilian's opinion on Pavonistadianism?[/b]
[b]Is Pavonistadianism legal or outlawed?[/b]
[b]Are there any famous people in your nation that has commended/condemned Pavonistadianism?[/b]
[b]- If so, please state which famous people condemned the religion and what they have said:[/b]
Questionnaire's last update: May 2, 2013
