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Geadland
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Postby Geadland » Fri Oct 30, 2015 6:14 pm

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NEVANMAA: THROW THE BUMS BACK IN
A vaguely liberal government is preferable to a definitely reactionary one.

31 October 2015 Last updated 10:17 Geadish Standard Time
NEVANLINNA – The fact that the government of Tuomas Hyvärinen is the second Nevan government in a row to have lasted less than a year really ought to be a worry. If Nevanmaa’s quasi-democratic parliamentary system cannot produce stable governments, the country will be at risk of political paralysis, or even a royalist coup. The country finds itself facing its third general election in less than two years. And as snap elections in Nevanmaa only elect a lower chamber that serves out the remainder of the previous chamber’s term, the new government will be up for re-election in March 2018, if they are lucky.

Many observers are doubtful that the election will have any effect on Nevanmaa. They would have witnessed the rise and fall of Valtteri Rantala and his Liberal-led government last year. They will be well aware the most powerful man in the country does not face election. This is King Juhani III, who is supposed to be above politics but is not, who snuffed out a Liberal-led government less than a year ago and continues to direct government policy behind the scenes. With its meddlesome monarch and fragmented parliaments, the Nevan political system is not exactly open to liberal reform (see Why Rantala failed, November 2014). And there are questions to raise about the character of Mr Rantala, who is unexpectedly leading his party again.

So much for advancing Nevanmaa's national interests
Mr Hyvärinen is not the sort of prime minister who deserves a second term. His foreign policy has been a disaster. In the last year, Nevanmaa has done more to sow conflict and tension in the world than most nations in the Triumvirate, and their actions have been a contributing factor to the recent turmoil in the world markets. Nevanmaa is locked in a three-way civil war halfway around the world in Lecistan, where they are trying to prop up a puppet regime that most Lecs do not want, while tensions with Michillies are at their worst levels in decades. All this has served to leave Nevanmaa facing new enemies while losing the trust of their allies. A change of government would be too late to stop Nevanmaa from being expelled from NOSDO.

The main good mark on the National Coalition’s record is that they have tended to manage the economy reasonably well. Nevanmaa has competitive tax rates, a lean state and low unemployment. Even so, there are downsides to being governed repeatedly by a party whose primary aim is to keep the status quo intact. Chief among our concerns are the limited social welfare (19% of the population have no health insurance), restrictive immigration laws and lack of social mobility. Recent foreign policy disasters, mentioned above, have had economic repercussions too. Moreover, the new government will likely have to fight a recession, which makes the National Coalition’s opposition to stimulus spending and currency devaluation rather problematic. Though the Liberal Party is fairly pragmatic on economic policy, if they formed a government they would be dependent on parties that are not.

If the economic case for ousting the National Coalition is moderately persuasive, the social case is compellingly so. The criminal code has changed little since 1726, and includes offenses such as adultery and “witchcraft”. Free speech is stifled by laws that ban certain left-wing ideologies and criticism of the monarchy. Women cannot vote, homosexuality is effectively banned and few other countries in Nordania show so little regard for the environment and climate change. Few things epitomise Nevanmaa’s reactionary and intolerant image better than its racial laws. They may only affect a small percentage of the population, but the discrimination this ‘small percentage’ faces is horrific and the damage the racial laws do to Nevanmaa’s international reputation is severe and deserved.

If only the Liberals didn’t need so many partners
If change is a bad idea, that could only be because the alternative is worse. It is true that the two most recent Liberal prime ministers were stuck with weak coalitions of more than five parties, including radical left-wingers and dithering centrists. Both would have almost certainly fallen apart without King Juhani’s intervention. The good news for Mr Rantala is that a crucial advantage of the National Coalition has been broken: its ability to form stable governments. Mr Hyvärinen’s government foundered almost as quickly as its predecessor and without royal meddling. If the National Coalition is to return to power, having alienated the centrist parties and lost support, it would likely have to work with an even more unwieldly coalition, probably one containing the fascist Patriotic Front. A ‘grand coalition’ between the National Coalition and Liberals may emerge instead. Though not the worst possible outcome, it would not be a good one either. In the long run, a grand coalition could send support drifting towards fringe parties.

Even without the coalition politics, last year’s Liberal government was hindered by the mercurial personality of Mr Rantala. Conservative by his party’s standards, he backtracked onto multiple issues such as the racial laws, alienating the progressives who had brought him to power without winning over the reactionaries who opposed him. He made the disastrous decision to put women’s suffrage to a referendum and failed to stand up for himself when he was ousted by the King. Part of the problem lies with his party too – they have been complicit with much of the National Coalition’s foreign policy misadventures and divided over numerous social issues. In fairness, any government that tries to implement progressive social policies in Nevanmaa would have to move cautiously. There is no point trying to introduce same-sex marriage here, for instance, if homosexuality is not even legal.

We endorsed Mr Rantala’s party last year (see The man who must change Nevanmaa, March 2014) while being unsure that he would achieve much in office. We are even less sure now. The monarchy needs to stop playing politics, and other institutional changes are needed as well as electoral change. That said, a vaguely liberal government, even one that is gridlocked or short-lived, is preferable to a definitely reactionary one. We would like to see the Liberal Party returned to power at the helm of a progressive coalition.
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Tuthina
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Postby Tuthina » Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:21 am

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19th day of the 9th month
5th year of Sumun
3,326th Year of the Imperial Calendar


Empire to Increase Trade with Nevanmaa
Conflicts in Lecistan Might Provide Opportunity amidst Danger


Since the beginning of the ninth month, contention within the region has been slowly but surely escalating once more, with the latest pivotal point being the South Conitian polity of Lecistan. A recent addition to the collection of territories ruled by the Nevan House of Kaarenmaa-Hennala, it has been under figurative siege conducted by republican or anti-Nevan forces surrounding the landlocked country. However, the metaphor became literal after the controversial generation of legislature by commoner mandate, where multiple accusations of frauds conducted by the Lec government transformed the rebellion by several non-ruling political parties into a worldwide struggle for control over the faraway country.

Within ten days, the conflict became a full-blown civil war between the reigning Grand Duchy, the republican forces backed by more than a dozen polities across the world, as well as a rising "Social Republic" aligned with the Triumvirate Alliance. Seeing recognition of either succeeding polities to be a direct attack on the Nevan authority in Lecistan, the Nevan Realm has declared the cessation of all ties with polities that had done so, further escalating the strife and alienating the country with numerous previous-friendly or neutral polities.

Naturally, the tension could be felt within the Imperial realm as well, as His Most Serene Majesty's Imperial Court has devoted countless hours in debates in the capital to discuss the ramification of the latest region-wide rivalry, as well as the appropriate role of the Empire in such a circumstances. While the Empire continued to reaffirm its neutral position in this scenario, expectations of a "drastic drop" in economic interaction between Nevanmaa and many of the backers of the Lec republic have convinced the ruling echelons to take advantage of the development.

With approval by His Most Serene Majesty and affirmation by the Ministry of Revenue, the Imperial Court has decided to further encourage trade between the Most Serene Empire and the Nevan Realm as another "gesture of good will to [its] friends across the grand ocean", referencing the cordial relations between the two monarchies further cemented by their diaspora's arrival in the state of Lauralaakso. While details are yet to be disclosed, and might require further discussion and negotiation with the Nevan authority, it is believed that the Imperial treasury shall devote a "significant" amount of wealth and resources in encouraging trade towards and from Nevanmaa, with the hope that such crisis would be able to further strengthen the economic ties between the two realms despite the turbulent times.

During the announcement of this new economic policy, reporters from Hosaki Yomi'uri have inquired representatives for the Imperial Court regarding the sudden recognition of the Lec republic by our neighbouring polity, the Min realm. Lord Tesigahara, the Secretary of State for Rites, reaffirmed that the decision, while "regrettable", is within the authority of the Min realm, and should not pose a significantly negative impact on relations between the two countries. However, ambassador from the Min realm is said to be summoned by the Imperial government earlier, which some postulates to be related to the announcement. The Min embassy in Giwon could not be reached for a response.

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Namor
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Postby Namor » Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:53 am

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Election '78 Coverage Popular Front debate moved amid security concerns, candidates express disappointment
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"Some people who disagree with us" interfering in primaries, say candidates
October 31, NMR 2377

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PO'AI, WEST NAMOR - The city of Po'ai said it will move the Popular Front primary debate farther from the east-west barrier, citing "security concerns."

The primary debate was originally scheduled to occur at the Shi Huan Building in Po'ai - a pavilion situated right next to the barrier separating eastern and western Po'ai - on November 8. West Namor Television (WNTV) is expected to air the debate.

But Po'ai municipal authorities say they are worried that the location of the debate will spark "unnecessary tensions," without going into the details.

"We considered the location of the [Shi Huan] Building. Because it is so close to the barrier, we are concerned that it is not the safest place for a presidential debate to be held, since there may be attempts at sabotage. The police already received threats of sabotage," said a spokesperson for Po'ai mayor Hai Min.

The spokesperson did not elaborate on where the threats in question came from or what the motives may be. He said the debate will be moved to the Po'ai Library, which is still located within the city but farther away from the barrier.

All three candidates of the Popular Front - Shohai Antelope, Tao James and Namsa Singho - released a joint statement expressing disappointment at the municipal authorities' decision. They alleged that there are "political motives" behind this decision.

"We suspect that some people who disagree with our stance on certain issues are pulling the strings behind this decision to interfere with our primaries," the statement read, without mentioning who the "some people" are. "Nevertheless, we will not be set back. We respect the authorities' decision and will hold the debate at their designated location."

In spite of the location change, the Popular Front debate will still be held at the scheduled date. You can view it on WNTV starting 19:00 Namo Time.



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  • Tuthina says it will "increase trade" with Nevanmaa - As Nevanmaa's involvement in the crisis in Lecistan threatens to damage multiple economies, Tuthina said it will increase trade with its key monarchist ally in Nordania, with state media claiming that the Lecistan conflict "might provide opportunity" to strengthen economic ties between the two nations.
  • ELECTION '78 Arrows vs. Yellows - What you need to know about the upcoming elections in Namor.
  • Embattled Nevan prime minister unable to form new government - Tuomas Hyvärinen's inability to form a new government signals increased instability in Nevanmaa's parliamentary system.
  • As NOSDO on verge of collapse, Luziyca sees opportunity to expand influence - The Luziyca-led Esquarian Union (EU) said it will welcome all NOSDO members - save for Nevanmaa - into the EU. Britanno's foreign minister has already rejected the offer.
  • Sex trafficking operation "sponsored by Zepuhan government authorities," says Daecon - Daeconese authorities said they caught human sex traffickers at the border crossing between Daecon and New Zepuha, alleging that the Zepuhan government is behind the sex trafficking operation.


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Lecistan
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Postby Lecistan » Sat Oct 31, 2015 12:00 pm

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31 Rujan, 2015


Bombs explode in Szimóngôcz as fighting returns to capital.


SZIMÓNGÔCZ - Szimóngôcz has surprisingly been rather quiet this past week, as fighting has moved south as the Lecistani marched towards the National Socialist capital of Kòniczëna (the army has stated that it still has to break the National Socialist barricade on highways into the urban center) and up north on the river banks and near Ùchòj. But it seems attacks have risen in Szimóngôcz this week, starting with a bomb blowing up the National Museum on Monday, a hay-wire ballistic rocket accidently hitting a Grand Duchy-occupied neighbourhood on Wednesday, and a planned attack on the few remaining Republic-occupied neighbourhoods ended in a retreat and the cutting off of all supplies and essentials (water, food, and the like) to the rebel areas.

Events hit a climax with a bomb killing one-hundred-and-twenty on Adeszka Street during a military parade yesterday, with many assuming Szimóngôcz will be a major target with rebel guerillas as the Lecistani army begins to fortify the Rzëszù Valley.


”We must starve them out”. Army sets plans to destroy food production and essentials to weaken northern rebels.


SZIMÓNGÔCZ - At a conference today, General Adóm Szwita confirmed an attack plan that could see the current stalemate in the north change. “We are advising our units on the northern front to burn and destroy all farms, wells, and facilities producing essentials for human habitation. By that, we plan to starve out the rebels. We have also asked the Nevan Air Force to begin targeting civilian facilities to weaken the rebel cause in areas our army cannot reach”.

The plan would see all facilities not connected with the war effront destroyed. Only facilities in the Rzëszù Valley, which has been recently designated the “safe zone of the Grand Duchy” will be saved. When asked about the human ramifications of destroying farms and targeting civilians, General Szwita replied, “It is the rebels’ fault. If they did not plunged our nation into civil war, and they will suffer the consequences. If their children and family die, it;s on their hands.”
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Dolfradia
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Postby Dolfradia » Sat Oct 31, 2015 10:38 pm

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Stimme des Landes!
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1 November, 2015

The Dolfradian government has voted to recognize the breakway government of the Repulbic of Lecistan earlier today. As the civil war has turned deadly, the Grand Duke has opted to contribuite humitarian aid to the rebels as the Nevanmaa-backed dicatorship attempts to cut off supplies in the north. The Duke and Prime Minister Jacob Garlund has expressed concern at Nevanmaa and Ziegenhain's continous "butchering" of Lecistan and says that ties with Nevanmaa are permanently canceled as well as that of her puppet. The govenrment is attempting at rapprochement with New Zepuha after it delcared support for the rebels, and mabye reopen it's embassy at Port Royale in the next few weeks.

Dieudor has said on television and on radio that he is sensing that Zepuha is "divorcing" from Ziegenhain and may allow talks between the two countries, including the return of several detained people, an apology for it's inhumane crimes, peace deals and mabye open investment in there, but warns that Zepuha may still cling to it's darker side anytime soon and relations may be suspended again if Zepuha attempts to "do something horrible".

However, he suggested that Zepuha should meets these conditions:
*Reduce the role of the Catholic Church in everyday life and grant religious freedom
*Remove discrimination against non-white minorities
and last but not least, granting the freedom of speech.

However, in the wake of an Daeconese investigation on sex trafficking in New Zepuha, he will not start any rapprochement yet until the trial is over.
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Postby North Daecon » Sun Nov 01, 2015 6:18 am

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Daeconese Federal Police refuses to hand over detained Zepuhan nationals to Zepuhan authorites; accusing the CBPA and HSA that they will let them 'off the hook in regards to a severe breach of human rights'

October 31, 2015

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WATERWITT, DAECON/ALSETTE, SMACHUNDY - Daeconese Federal Police Commissioner Marcus Kirkman has today rejected a prisoner hand over request from the Customs and Border Patrol Agency of Zepuha, in regards to the two Zepuhan nationals captured during a lucky raid on a truck carrying sex trafficking victims on Interprovincial Highway 12, near the Wilkie Border Crossing Station on the Daeconese-Zepuhan border. In a official statement from the commissioner, the Daeconese Federal Police has 'no immediate obligation to hand over convicted foreign nationals that had breached Daeconese federal law, and will be sentenced in accordance with the afro mentioned law." In addition, Kirkman has called into question the competency and effectiveness the Customs and Border Patrol Agency of Zepuha and the Homeland Security Agency of Zepuha, saying that "we have serious doubts that the so-called Customs and Border Patrol Agency of Zepuha and the Homeland Security Agency of the Federal Commonwealth can actually prosecute these two men effectively. If we did hand them over, both men will off the hook in a matter of days in regards to a severe breach of human rights. We won't allow that."

The refusal to hand over the Zepuhan national to the relevant authorities represents a significant shift in direction in Federal Police policy, where the foreign national is usually tried in the country of their citizenship or fined and sent home, usually after a investigative process. However, with recent tensions around the region and the spike in organised crime ever since the Lazerene Sea crisis, the Federal Police has been very reluctant to hand over citizens that had committed a crime in Daecon back to their home countries, often asking the countries to give extensive evidence why they should prosecute them back in their home country rather than Daecon itself.

The Zepuhan nationals, their names officially stated in tribunal records as Johann Pletz and Seth Diedrick, early this morning been transported from Torrance Provincial Prison in Torrance, Smachundy to Waterwitt Special Maximum Security Prison in Waterwitt for their trial in front of the Daeconese Federal Criminal Tribunal, where they will be sentenced to 16 years in prison without the possibility of parole. Then, after the trial is complete, both men will be transferred to Federal Provincial Security Prison Kingshill in Kingshill, Cambria for the start of their sentence. Security has been ramped up around the DFCT building in Waterwitt, and extra security has been sped up around the two prisons in question.

The Smachundy Provincial Police Service, the Weston Provincial Police Force, the Sovereign Mounted Police Service and the Caxhe Police Force, the police forces of Smachundy, Weston, Sovereign and Caxhe, has also vehemently criticised a statement from the Governor of the Zepuhan Province of Berktsplatt, in which he said that "The Daeconese are simply trying to pry some sort of restitution out of us, they do not enjoy their more liberal neighbors.", as quoted in a comment by the governor on the Zepuhan Federal News Network. In a joint statement, they accused the Bkersplaat province government of 'smug hypocrisy', with Sovereign Mounted Police Service Commissioner Nathan Regan-Roberts saying "How can the Zepuhans can accuse us of not 'respecting their liberal neighbours' when Daeconese citizens are kidnapped and sold as slaves in foreign countries for pleasure? How can they accuse us of 'forcing restitution' We suspect that based on the number of trips and the average number of passengers that truck was carrying, at least 4200 sex workers had reached the Zepuhan border and has been sold into the sex industry or killed. That is hypocrisy at it's worst, and we are taking a stand against that."

The trial is due to start at 1:00 pm WADT on November 2, 2015.

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Postby Tuthina » Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:58 am

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Dark Side of the Tuthinan Intranet
The mythical Third Web is a dark and secluded network that might be the most powerful weapon we have against censorship in the hermit Empire, and here is how you can look into the rabbit hole.

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IWA-ISEPO is currently residing in the Fair Isles more commonly known as Tuthina. A self-styled avid user of both the Internet and the Intranet "and everything in between", Iwa-Isepo has since adopted the name of the mythical hare-like creature in Enciw mythology to be the handle and pseudonym for activities pertaining to human rights issues in the Empire, and is currently one of the helpers in acquiring information within the archipelago for EHRM. You can follow Iwa-isepo on Twitter at @Iwa_Isepo_SI

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Access to Trinal Conyngry.

THE INTERNET has evolved from secretive military projects and fashionable technological marvels to an inseparable part of our daily live in merely a few decades. The idea that someone in, say, Litoria can communicate with a complete stranger in Vjaarland with the speed of light and a generous service fee would be considered utopia ideals or elaborate insanity in just a century ago. Indeed, many have claimed that the Internet, as a backbone for virtually all international exchange of information is the single greatest invention in human history, for it has finally united the billions of humans inhabiting in this small planet better than any ideologies or wars could ever hope to be.

However, while this statement is mostly true, there are still numerous black spots on the globe that is beyond the reach of the Internet. In some cases, this is simply due to the lack of infrastructure and stable authority to ensure network connection become a widespread and permanent part of the people. However, nowadays the biggest black spots are not caused by the lack of ability to connect to the wider web, but refusal to do so. Indeed, currently I am living in one such places.

Technically, that is not entirely true. Although the vast majority of the population living in the Fair Isles have access to only the Intranet maintained and monitored by the totally-not-sinisterly-named Imperial Censorate, selected few are given the privilege to acquire foreign computers and network connection, the most recent case being the inhabitants of the land known as Kauralaakso, as most of them are relocated by the Nevan government here. However, these connections are still monitored by the Censorate in different ways, and arguably even stricter due to the amount of things that the government would prefer its people not knowing.

The government is no fool, though, and has always ensured that there are no connections between the Internet and the Intranet, so that it can continue to reign over the Intranet and control what information the people should have. The fact that the Intranet, being developed by the Empire alone decades ago, has a completely different and largely incompatible with the outside world certainly benefits its operations, and is commonly used as THE reason for its refusal to connect the two webs - forcing such an attempt would most likely break the very foundation of both networks, and the Empire is not going to rebuild its own network entirely just to appease foreigners.

Of course, since the dawn of history, development in every fields of human technology shows that the spear is almost always mightier than the shield, and the flow of information is not something that a bureaucracy can completely block - especially when such a connection has been established already. Although the incompatible architecture is true, it is not insurmountable either, and numerous skilled computer users have devised various methods to translate information between the two systems. This kind of "information smuggling" has been around since the first physical connection to the Internet is established in the country, and has been in high demand since.

Later, though, the crave for new, forbidden knowledge becomes too much for such menial translations to quench, and people begin to devise plans to tap into the literal ocean of knowledge directly, and thus the Third Web is born. Originated as a series of localised networks for both commercial, government, military and recreational use, the robust and (mostly) unmonitored nature of these structures soon became the platform for temporary connections between the two networks without fear of "receiving a special delivery in the middle of the night", if you know what I mean.

Despite our best hope, the Censorate is aware of such loophole in their Great Firewall since the very beginning of the civilian Intranet, and has done a remarkably good job to identify individual users of the Intranet to eliminate the problems from their sources. As the sole maintainer of the Intranet and the most powerful government agency in the realm, all service providers - most of them being owned by organisations and families that also administer some patches of land in the country - have to cooperate with the Censorate in providing services to the citizenry. While most service providers on the Internet also require users to identify themselves with an account, and have their log stored in some servers for practical reasons, the Censorate ensures that all Intranet accounts are connected to its database on inhabitants in the country, and it is said that they also maintain permanent records on every action done by every single accounts. As such, it can be said that the Censorate can trace any package ever sent across the Intranet, and know the specific individual who sent it at which computer at which time, and act accordingly. Under such ideal control, it is virtually impossible to smuggle classified information on the Intranet without one's identity and location being exposed.

Fortunately, nothing in the real world ever works ideally.

Even though many are content to exchange banned materials in private through the localised network, some take it one step further and decided to take it to the Intranet. In order to avoid being monitored by the Censorate, numerous techniques have been employed by these users, including a combination of encrypted clients to avoid (or at least delay) keyword searches, a complex proxy network to delay tracing of the original sender, as well as access to Intranet accounts that either maps to fictional or deceased individuals, assisted by officials that are, like every officers in the country, corrupted to the core. In such case, while servers storing illicit information would eventually by taken down, whistle-blowers and information smugglers will be spared and simply continue their business against the network censorship. The robust and impermanent nature of the Third Web has provided us a powerful weapon against the authoritarian nature of the institution.

As some of you might know, I run a modest forum on the Third Web called the Trinal Conyngry, where "things that should be discussed but is not" can be, well, discussed without fear of repercussion by the authority. I do not see myself as the heroes that seek to ultimately lead to the dissolution of the Censorate and the Fair Isles becoming more open to the outside world, but merely the owner of a shack that provides tools to do so. Indeed, while the threads might be rather lacklustre compared with the more radical and revolutionary sites I have seen, I personally take pride in our efforts to procure tools and instructions for people to dig deeper into the Third Web, beyond the simple discussion threads we are hosting.

Apart from the Esquarium Light magazine, this article - along with everything authored by me on the magazine - is accessible for all on the Trinal Conyngry as well. As such, the following instructions and advices might not apply to everyone: some are dedicated to fellow web surfers in the Fair Isles, and some are more geared towards foreign people who wish to peek into our Intranet instead.

As mentioned before, the differences in computer and network architecture pose a huge obstacles between the two webs. This is most notable by the infamous lag that happens when foreign access to the few Intranet websites legally granted foreign access, as the limited bandwidth of international connections become a serious issue. Part of it is unavoidable until the government decide to expand on them, but part of it is actually caused by the Censorate monitoring the connection - a sure-fire way of confirming it is to recall when the lag and disconnection happens. Odds are it will be suspiciously close to when certain keywords are sent across the web.

Apart from that, though, access between the two networks is made much easier now than before, as numerous dedicated clients are developed to tap into the ever-changing Third Web, so that a connection will be maintained even if the path changes every few seconds. The lag is still annoying, and you will be unlikely to score high on most network games, but it is more than enough for surfing and discussing on the other network.

Unlike the Internet or the Intranet, the Third Web does NOT have a Domain Name System: connections to specific servers or terminals are made by encrypted requests passing through multiple connections to their cryptic destination and back. The Conyngry (which, incidentally, rhymes with Angry and Hungry) maintain a collection of bar-codes that can be read by clients, directing them to different sites. They change often, though, so always remember to scroll to the leftest (our "bottom") for the latest link. Occasionally, interesting sites, as well as my own, will be accessible from the bar-codes I post through my Twitter account, so stay tuned if the one provided in this article has inevitably expired.

It should be noted that if you are accessing the Third Web locally, you should first invest into, among other things, a stand-alone power generator. Why, you might ask? Because the Censorate is more thoughtful and sinister than you already think. It is suspected that since about five years ago, all new electric appliances - from computers to televisions and even seemingly innocuous objects made for domestic use has been rigged with wireless networking and power-line communication technology. Although it is marketed to be a new features that will enhance computers and video game console performances by cloud computing, and can be turned off easily, there are no affirmation that no back-door applications exist for the Censorate to spy on your computer using the power lines. In fact, if you live in a sufficiently decorated household, odds are the Censorate is now watching you through the camera or microphone on one of the seemingly innocent home appliances, passing through the power-lines to either your regular computer or undisclosed connections. While it is certainly a romantic thought for us, especially if we envision the censor to be unrealistically attractive women or men, it is important for you to establish a closed electric network for your computer and any other newer home appliances, as even the Censorate cannot watch you through the burning gas.

You might ask: "Iwa, what is with the scenery? I am just a regular surfer beyond the reach of the Censorate. I am sure they have better things to do than to catch someone who are just reading about random stuff." First, no, you are not beyond the reach of the Censorate if you make a huge enough fuss. Second, the danger of being traced by the government is not simply your own issue, especially if you lives in the Empire. For foreigners who might think this is unnecessarily dramatic, I should note that Kwanke is not simply something that exist in our version of office politics, but is something that is as omnipresent as air and water itself. If you live in the Empire, you will be part of the nation-wide Kwanke network - otherwise, you will not continue to live for long. Once you have been identified surfing compromising information, you will probably have a file in the Censorate headquarters. They might not arrest you for what you do, but your Kwanke might provide something they need to arrest more significant individuals, and they are not above blackmailing you into helping them to place their next piece in their censorship program. If you do not want to deal with all these troubles, then in the name of whatever higher power you believe in, keep it safe.

Apart from that, you should be aware that not everyone on the Third Web is a freedom fighter, whistle-blower, or enthusiastic individuals who wish to share the horrific truth behind the Intranet. Always remember: while dissenters wish to avoid official law enforcements, so do legitimate criminals. While my forum will not tolerate the sharing of things that are - for a lack of better words - "evil" and "immoral" information, they are depressingly common to find on the Third Web once you delve yourself deep into it. I will spare you the details, but you should always be careful when surfing the deeper part of our network, especially if you are within the Fair Isles. I do not consider myself an expert on the darkness lurking in the Third Web, but I have seen things that I wish to unsee, and there are more places and organisations that I will never visit for the same reason.

With all that said, though, the door to the unfathomable Third Web should be open to you. Welcome to the herd.
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The Square is Closed from 11/1-11/10 For Expo, Birthday Prep


Jarrod Thuman Square-- The so-called "political epicenter" of Unolia has been shut down so that the official parade for the starting of the Great Triumvirate Exposition which coincides with the Day of the Eternal Flame, which celebrates the day of birth of the Great Leader, Comrade Jarrod Thuman.

The parade is set to be the largest in Unolian history, with an unspecified number of Triumvirate citizens at least 250,000 soldiers and airmen from various Triumvirate militaries marching to celebrate both the Great Leader's birthday, and the opening of the Exposition, which will run until August next year. Schools are set to be released on an extraordinary one month break to celebrate the dual occasions.

The focus of the celebrations will be in the Capital, of course, but the entire nation will be abuzz with various celebrations and commemorations of the birth of the Great Leader.

In Roosmore, Kentanu, the Union's largest city, a new statue made out of 14,610 (one for each day since the birth of the Great Leader up until November 9th, 2015) marble blocks will be unveiled. It will depict the now-infamous picture gifted by former Namorese President-General Alicia Wolf to the Great Leader several years ago, depicting a Namorese and Unolian child holding hands and striving towards the future. The base will feature the words "UNOLIA AND THE WORLD MARCHES ON TOGETHER TOWARDS A BETTER FUTURE".

A mass celebration is set to be held in Brookopolis, with a two-day concert in Shawn Hitlay Square featuring several well known acts like rapper Young Wa, rock band To the Future We Go, along with several other performances. It will be capped off with a small parade sponsored by the Brookopolis Jahistic Youth Corps.

The Premier and heir apparent to the Chairmanship of the Party, Zheng Zhuli, will celebrate the occasion with the launching of his political manifesto: My Conversation With the Chairman, which documents his two days spent with the Chairman when they shared the National Plane on a trip to Luziyca.

The Chairwoman pro tempore, Alicia Reinman, issued a statement welcoming the parade plans:

Our Great Leader was happy when the People were happy. He devoted his life to being one of the people and knowing what they wanted. The Party welcomes, of course, the celebration of the Great Leader's life and legacy in any appropriate way.
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NEWS OF THE REPUBLIC
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Analysis: the candidates in Aucuria's upcoming election
A look at the eight presidential candidates you'll see in the main polls for Aucuria's first presidential recall election

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Inhabitants of the city of Naujoje vote in Aucuria's 2012 general election.


KALNASPILS, AUCURIA | October 30, 2015- It was a historic moment for Aucuria- for the first time in the history of Aucuria, a petition for the recall election of a president reached the quorum of 500,000 signatures needed for such an election to take place. And with Aucuria's economy stuttering and stalling and the Triumvirate threat still at the door, the results of this election could prove critical over the period of time between now and May of 2017, when the next regularly-scheduled presidential election is to occur.

The president of Aucuria is the commander-in-chief of the military, can veto bills passed by the Saeimas before they become law, issues executive orders, and approves international treaties. The president also appoints the members of the cabinet, who administer and enforce national laws and policies and are traditionally members of the Saeimas or individuals with experience in the area of their appointment. Aucuria's presidential elections operate using a two-round system in which all citizens registered as voters can participate. In the first round, all candidates running are on the ballot, and the voter selects one as their preferred choice. The candidates who earn more than 12.5% of the vote in this first round then advance to the second round. In the second round, the voter picks their preferred choice of the remaining candidates; the candidates who wins the largest percentage of the vote in the second round becomes the President of Aucuria. In regular election cycles- which occur every five years- the first round of voting occurs on February 1st, and the second occurs on April 1st, with the new president being sworn in on May 1st. For this recall election, however, the timeframe will be compressed, with the first round of voting will be held on December 1st, and the second on January 1st, with the new president being sworn in on February 1st.

Of these candidates, it is generally hypothesized that only the first four- Patrīcija Jankauskaitė, Karolis Staugaitis, Vaišvilkas Kavaliauskas, and Pantaleimonas Uspelevičius- will be able to breach the 12.5% requirement necessary to make it to the second round of voting. The remaining four- Lilija Macijauskaitė, Kazimieras Ilgauskas, Sipytiņevas Riudalis, and Mykolas Zvinakis- are not seen as likely to make it to the second round, but their success or lack thereof in the first might determine which of the "big four" candidates make it to the second round- and might serve as a barometer for the 2017 elections for the members of the Saeimas.

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Patrīcija Jankauskaitė | National Alliance-Party for Atlia's Future

Patrīcija Jankauskaitė is the incumbent President of Aucuria and the leader of the center-rightist National Alliance, which holds a majority of the seats in the Saeimas, a majority of Aucuria's provincial governorships, and a majority of the seats in provincial saeimases. The National Alliance has held the presidency since 2001, when Bronislovas Ulmanis replaced Christian Democrat president Augustinas Šimėnas, who resigned after being implicated in a corruption scandal. Jankauskaitė herself was elected to the presidency in 2007 and then reelected in 2012. She has also been designated as the nominee for the Party for Atlia's Future by its leader, Sefiye Hızlı; the two Atlian parties, the pro-independence Atlian Bloc and anti-independence Party for Atlia's Future, run their own candidates for positions in Atlia and for the Saeimas, but nominate the leaders of other Aucurian parties that they view as most sympathetic or beneficial to their cause as their presidential candidates.

Going into this election, President Jankauskaitė will likely stress that Aucuria saw massive economic growth under her predecessor, Rožė Kulešiutė, and herself, and will attempt to frame the ongoing economic troubles as a temporary situation and as a side-effect of the regional economic downtown. It's probably that she will tell voters that that the free trade and low tax policies of the National Alliance should soon get the economy back on track as they did in the late 1990s and early 2000s. Hızlı's endorsement is also likely to guarantee the votes of anti-independence Atlians, who make up about a third of the autonomous province's population. Jankauskaitė also has the benefits of incumbency and high name recognition. However, it is obvious that she will have to struggle for public opinion- no prior president has seen a proposal for a presidential recall election meet quorum, after all- and this might very well be an uphill battle. In the end, the deciding factor for Jankauskaitė and the National Alliance might be Esquarian economics: if the Esquarian economy starts to pick up again, it is likely Aucuria's will begin to recover, which will aid the Jankauskaitė campaign. If the Esquarian economy continues to stagnate or plunge, however, her position is much shakier.

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Karolis Staugaitis | Social Democrats

Karolis Staugaitis is one of the longest-serving and most prominent leftist politicians in Aucuria. The leader of the Social Democrats, he was the final leader of the defunct Aucurian People's Republic, the only leader of North Aucuria who did not belong to the Communist Workers' Party of Aucuria, and ultimately stood alongside his South Aucurian counterpart, Saulė Valantiejutė, in seeing North and South Aucuria reunited. After reunification, he joined the Social Democrats- then still under Valantiejutė- and worked his way up the party hierarchy, becoming its leader- and opposition leader in the Saeimas- in 1998 after Baltramiejus Sakalauskas's humiliating loss to Augustinas Šimėnas. He was the Social Democratic nominee for the presidency in 2002, 2007, and 2012, and while he lost to Rožė Kulešiutė and Patrīcija Jankauskaitė, his charisma and tact have been credited with keeping the Aucurian left alive in a period where the political right dominated. For many on the left, he remains the natural candidate- charismatic, politically skilled, and instrumental in the reunification of Aucuria.

This could ultimately be the perfect moment for Karolis Staugaitis. For more than a decade, he was kept from power by National Alliance candidates who were able to use their economic success as a weapon to tout against the political left. This is something they can no longer use against him. He has no scandals to his name in spite of decades in government; his role in the reunification of Aucuria cannot be understated; his platform calls for the reinstitution of the progressive tax, the refunding of government welfare programs, and other mainstays of the left; he is popular, charismatic, and would undoubtedly be a politically shrewd president. He might even be considered the father of the modern Aucurian left. Some, however, have cast doubt on his campaign. Firstly and most notably, he has- for the first time- failed to win the support of the Atlian Bloc, which has instead endorsed Labor leader Pantaleimonas Uspelevičius. Some have speculated that the Aucurian left wants someone who feels less like a career politician and more like an outsider as their nominee. And because the makeup of the Saeimas will not be altered by these elections, Staugaitis would have to deal with a majority-National Alliance Saeimas that would still be led by Speaker Endrijūs Gruduškas. Whether these speculations have any ground, well, that's a question that will be answered in the campaign season.

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Vaišvilkas Kavaliauskas | Christian Democrats

Vaišvilkas Kavaliauskas is the leader of the rightist Christian Democrats, a party that was- in the early 2000s- hailed as the new face of the Aucurian right after the so-called "Purple Wave", which saw the Christian Democrats sweep Baltramiejus Sakalauskas out of power and defeat their National Alliance rivals in the Saeimas. The Purple Wave crashed, however, after Christian Democrat president Augustinas Šimėnas was implicated in a sweeping corruption scandal within the Aucurian government and the Christian Democrats' party itself. Dozens of local recall elections saw Christian Democratic candidates thrust from power; Šimėnas was replaced by the National Alliance's Bronislovas Ulmanis in an emergency election and the National Alliance has held power since. Kavaliauskas himself was elected to the Saeimas in 2002 in spite of the odds, and quickly rose to prominence in the party, which had lost much of its leadership to the scandal. He became the leader of the Christian Democrats in 2009, and saw them brought back from the brink in the 2012 elections, which solidified his position within the party. Shrewd politically, Kavaliauskas is unassailable within his party itself and has reunited the core voter demograpghics of the Christian Democrats.

The Christian Democrats are farther to the right than the center-rightist National Alliance, and the campaign conducted by Kavaliauskas reflects this. Kavaliauskas has argued that the Aucurian economy needs to be jumpstarted through the further lowering of Aucuria's flat tax rates, saying this would make it easier for Aucurian businessmen to operate and would allow Aucurians to keep more of their money, which would reinspire consumer confidence. In the present situation, this more radical rhetoric might appeal to the Aucurian voter. Kavaliauskas also has very little chance of getting any support from the majority-Jewish Aukurish community and the majority-Muslim Atlians. Ultimately, Kavaliauskas's campaign might well rest on whether or not he has succeeded in clearing the Christian Democratic name. He will have to guarantee that the Aucurian voter can trust him and his party. While it might not be fair to judge Kavaliauskas for the mistakes of Augustinas Šimėnas, it's highly likely that this will happen whether the Christian Democrats like it or not.

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Pantaleimonas Uspelevičius | Labor-Atlian Bloc

Pantaleimonas Uspelevičius is the leader of the center-left Labor Party, Aucuria's other major leftist party. The Labor Party has struggled to regain the primacy it held in the immediate aftermath of the Velvet Revolution and the restoration of democracy in South Aucuria. Maksymas Užugiris, the first democratically elected Aucurian leader of the 20th century, was Labor's founder and first leader, but the Labor Party hasn't had a president among its ranks since Užugiris's successor, Anatolijus Jakubėnas, was beaten by Klaudijus Janavičius of the National Alliance in 1962. The Labor Party slid further with the success of Social Democrats Endrijūs Dovydaitis and Saulė Valantiejutė in the late 1970s and the 1980s; the fall of Batramiejus Sakalauskas did little to aid Labor's position, and the party stagnated for much of the 2000s. Uspelevičius, promising an end to the stagnation and a return to prominence, rose to power in 2012 swearing the creation of a "New Labor". Youthful and energetic, Uspelevičius has excited Labor supporters and has sought to end Labor's stagnation.

Uspelevičius and "New Labor" advocate for Third Way policies that have appeal to Aucurian centrists and center-leftists, pursuing egalitarian initiatives and economic liberalism. In this, Uspelevičius and his ilk hope to appeal both to centrists and even potentially center-rightists who seek to preserve economic freedom while maintaining the support of center-leftists and leftists who are committed to social justice and egalitarian ideals. In this he hopes to build up a base of support that can deliver him the election. He has also taken a more pro-military stance than Karolis Staugaitis, which- with Ziegenhain still a definite threat- might swing some leftist votes to him. Perhaps critically, he has earned the endorsements of Muhemet Hasanoğlu, Ruhilâh Ramazanoğlu, and their Atlian Bloc for describing the Atlians as a nation and Aucuria as a nation of nations, meaning he is likely to get the pro-independence Atlian vote. If Uspelevičius is shown to have successfully revived the once-moribund Labor Party and turned them into a fighting force, then he might have a shot at the election itself and will go down in history as one of Aucuria's cleverest politicians.

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Lilija Macijauskaitė | Law and Justice-True Aucurians-Royalist Front

The leader of the libertarian Law and Justice Party, Lilija Macijauskaitė has formed a political alliance with the far-rightist True Aucurians and the monarchist Royalist Front in an attempt to increase their collective percentage of the vote; she was selected as the nominee over True Aucurians leader Daumantas Liepus and over the two pretenders to the Aucurian throne, Vilhelmas Naujalis and Jokūbas Karedumas. The three parties are all smaller, and will no doubt be looking to increase their political clout by teaming up- even if their ideologies don't necessarily align. Macijauskaitė is the former owner of a chain of breweries and a chain of clothing retailers, and is a skilled rhetorician, though her Law and Justice Party and its electoral allies have struggled in the face of the entrenched power of the National Alliance and the Christian Democrats.

Macijauskaitė is running her campaign, at least rhetorically, as though she has a legitimate shot at the presidency. She's touting her business experience as what Aucuria needs to recover from the present economic slump, and she touts that she's largely a political outsider- she's never held a government job, even though she's the leader of her party, and has spent her life as a businesswoman. Her rhetoric is populist and insurgent, swearing increased power for the people and an end to insider politics. In the end, though, she will most likely do little more than affect the rhetoric of her more important competitors.

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Kazimieras Ilgauskas | Liberal Movement-New Republic-Aucurian Greens-Pirate

Kazimieras Ilgauskas, the leader of the small leftist Liberal Movement, has teamed up with three other small leftist parties- New Republic, the Aucurian Greens, and the Pirate Party- to try and increase their percentage of the vote. Like Macijauskaitė, he's going to have to keep his little coalition together, but that's about all the two have in common. Ilgauskas is a career politician, and has urged what he describes as change from within, where the Aucurian people use their political power within the government to elect leaders who are willing to make massive changes to the government- presumably including himself as a member of the latter category. Ilgauskas is a good rhetorician, if admittedly unexceptional, and he's a determined politician who is good at articulating policy.

Ilgauskas, unlike Macijauskaitė, seems to admit that he's not going to be president. Instead, he's framed the campaign in the context of making themselves heard, saying that a good enough showing would force more prominent politicians and parties to listen to them and hear their proposed policies out. And they're comprehensive with their proposed policies, among them increasing the role of direct democracy in Aucurian government, enacting campaign finance reform, guaranteeing environmental protections, and protecting internet freedom. For those on the left who feel disappointed with politics-as-usual in Aucuria, Ilgauskas could be an appealing alternative to both Staugaitis and Uspelevičius.

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Sipytiņevas Riudalis | Aucurian Jahistic-Aucurian National

Sipytiņevas Riudalis is the presidential candidate for the Aucurian Jahistic Party, a party that has never had any representation beyond the local and regional levels but has big hopes, membership in the Esquarian Coalition of New-Revolutionaries, and plenty of support from Unolia itself. He's formed an alliance with the fascist Aucurian National Party, the descendant of the Aucurian National Unity Party that dominated South Aucuria during its fascist period, for no discernible reason than perhaps the imitation of the relationship between the nations of Unolia and Ziegenhain, two of the three Triumvirate powers. His policies are based off those of the Jahistic Party of Unolia. Riudalis is expected to pick up only a small number of votes, though his supporters are determined and dedicated and will no doubt do lots to get the vote out. Riudalis does have a decent amount of name recognition, after an incident in which he maintained that Ziegenhain would not consider threatening Aucuria if it adopted Jahisticism and joined the Triumvirate. If he shows better than expected, however, it might show a trend to come- something that worries many more conventional politicians in Aucuria.

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Mykolas Zvinakis | Working People's-Aucurian Liberationist

Mykolas Zvinakis is the candidate for the Working People's Party, a party that is the direct descendant of the Communist Workers' Party of Aucuria, which dominated North Aucuria for nearly all of its short history. Zvinakis has done a lot for the party, keeping it represented in some local and regional governments, but has never had any success at the national level. He's allied with the Aucurian Liberationist Party, which was founded in the 1950s by the North Aucurian government to provide the illusion of democracy to its citizens. Don't be fooled by the name, however; the Aucurian Liberationist Party has no ties to it's famous Namorese counterpart, which it denounces as revisionist. In modern Namorese political parlance, the Aucurian Liberationist platform would be described as "Kiangite"- that is, similar to the policies promulgated by Yunglang Antelope and Kiang Ssxu during the Green Fever period. As with Riudalis, Zvinakis is not expected to make it past the first round and if he does better than expected, it will mainly be a sign of trends in the extreme ends of Aucurian politics.

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MONARCHISM TRIUMPHS GLOBALLY AFTER NEVAN CARPET-BOMBING OF LECISTANI VILLAGE
November 3rd, 2015 - Lùtórowo, Lecistan - The tiny Lecistani village of Ôlakëszczòdrzyniołów, populated by 392 people and located in territories controlled by republican terrorists, was strafed and bombed with napalm by the jets of the Royal Nevan Air Force yesterday, resulting in the grand and glorious resurrections of monarchies across Esquarium and the collapse of republican thought throughout the entirety of Esquarium. According to various sources across the planet, within minutes of the 117th Bomber Squadron's raid on the small farming village, terroristic and inferior republican governments worldwide ceded rule back to the nobility who were legitimately selected by God to lead them, leading to the reestablishment of hundreds of noble houses and dynasties.

Among the nations to return to the righteous fold of monarchism as a result of the daring raid on the defenseless civilians of Ôlakëszczòdrzyniołów are the People's Republic of Namor, Christian Republic of Luziyca, Republic of Arkiasis, Republic of Ainin, United Republics of Michillies, Second Independent State of Qianrong, Republic of Saexland, Great Ziegenian Realm, Socialistic Republic of Soled, Republic of Osonia, Republic of Francilie, State of Koyro, and the Jahistic Union. Within Lecistan itself, the supporters of the bandit groups calling themselves the Second Lecistani Republic and the Lec Social Republic have also reportedly dropped their arms and pledged allegiance to the Grand Duchy.

"This clear and undeniable argument for the righteousness, purity, and glory of monarchy simply could not be ignored," Namorese President-General Fu Wen told a press conference in the Namorese capital of Namo earlier today. "It made me truly realize the legitimacy of the arguments made by the noble and honorable monarchists across this planet, and I finally understood that the power to rule should be invested in a few individuals related by blood, rather than entrusted to the capricious will of the peasant rabble. As such, I will be renouncing my title as President-General of Namor and dissolving the People's Republic and giving control of Namor to Nguyen Viet, the Emperor Rungtai, may he live for ten thousand years!"

"I believe I speak on behalf of all Aininians when I say I humbly apologize for all the suffering, terrorism, misery, and cruelty that the republican movement has brought to Esquarium and to the global nobility," Prime Minister Marianne de Lotbinière said shortly before handing control of AInin over to Louis-Charles III, the head of the House of Radisson and rightful King of the Aininian Isles. "I now recognize that the actions of myself and other republican leaders are inherently morally wrong."

"My God, what was I thinking?" terrorist leader Łukôsz Grzéskowicz said while turning himself in to the Nevan military for the crime of high treason against His Supremely Glorious Majesty and Most Excellent Royal Highness, By the Grace of God, Juhani III and I Kaarle Oskari, King and Autocrat of the Nevan Realm, King of Saexland, Grand Duke of Lecistan, Protector of Nevanic Faith, Lord of Nordania, King of Marianmaa and the Livonian Confederation, Grand Prince of Aarinmaa, Prince of Tuleena and Laukaa, Lord and Ruler of the Lappese Tribes, Heir to the Kingdom of Costa Sud, Head of the Royal House of Kaarenmaa-Hennala, Sovereign of the Royal Nevan Order, Grand Master of the Order of the Cross of the Nevan Lion, Grand Master of the Order of the Nevan Maiden, Grand Master of the Order of Saint Lucia, Lord and Master of the Order of the North Star, Lord and Master of the Most Noble Family Order of King Yrjö I. "Any sort of truly legitimate government must be headed by an individual of noble birth divinely appointed to rule over said country and its people." Grzéskowicz added that what had "really convinced him of the inherent righteousness of monarchism" was the Nevan usage of defoliation sprays, claymore mines, infrared beams, unmanned drones, and cluster bombs, which are used to locate and annihilate Lecistani republican guerrilla traitors or village berry-pickers in hostile terrain.

Juhani III and I, King and Autocrat of the Nevan Realm, King of Saexland, Grand Duke of Lecistan, Protector of Nevanic Faith, Lord of Nordania, King of Marianmaa and the Livonian Confederation, Grand Prince of Aarinmaa, Prince of Tuleena and Laukaa, Lord and Ruler of the Lappese Tribes, Heir to the Kingdom of Costa Sud, Head of the Royal House of Kaarenmaa-Hennala is being roundly and universally applauded for the bombing of the small wheat-producing village, which has laid the groundwork for his ultimate plan for global restoration in our time. The attack stands as a major victory for the glorious and pure Nevan Realm today, and as a stern rebuke to all circling vultures who thought its end was near.

"Monarchism stands united and proud today, my subjects," Juhani III and I, King and Autocrat of the Nevan Realm, King of Saexland, Grand Duke of Lecistan, Protector of Nevanic Faith, Lord of Nordania, King of Marianmaa and the Livonian Confederation, Grand Prince of Aarinmaa, Prince of Tuleena and Laukaa, Lord and Ruler of the Lappese Tribes, Heir to the Kingdom of Costa Sud, Head of the Royal House of Kaarenmaa-Hennala said to reporters following Ôlakëszczòdrzyniołów's total obliteration by Nevan barrel bombs. "This sends a loud and clear message to those who have dared to oppose the time-honored monarchic traditions of divine right and absolute rule."

The deaths of 381 of the 392 citizens of Ôlakëszczòdrzyniołów marked the final step in a campaign for global monarchism and restoration begun by the Nevan Realm decades ago, and proved the decisive blow in their struggle for monarchism in Lecistan. The triumphant bombing was followed by the inexorable march of the Royal Nevan Armed Forces, who engaged in the murder, rape, and mutilation of Lecistani peasants. Many fields were burned, heads of livestock slaughtered, and wells poisoned before the republican pig-dogs finally saw the light.

The surviving inhabitants of Ôlakëszczòdrzyniołów praised those killed for their key role in the restoration of countless noble houses and dynasties to their rightful, god-given power. "Watching my six children burn to death is a small price to pay for the assurance that I can once again be comfortable in knowing that I have no future, and that I will forever be on the very bottom tier of society as a slave for a noble caste," recently-widowed wheat farmer Roscisłôwa Włodòmierzowicz said. Włodòmierzowicz's throat was then immediately slit by a true hero, an elite member of the Royal Nevan Army performing his duty to his country on reconnaissance patrol.

Despite the success of the utter destruction of a small rural village in a landlocked despotate in creating a glorious and prosperous monarchist planet, Juhani III and I, King and Autocrat of the Nevan Realm, King of Saexland, Grand Duke of Lecistan, Protector of Nevanic Faith, Lord of Nordania, King of Marianmaa and the Livonian Confederation, Grand Prince of Aarinmaa, Prince of Tuleena and Laukaa, Lord and Ruler of the Lappese Tribes, Heir to the Kingdom of Costa Sud, Head of the Royal House of Kaarenmaa-Hennala warned that it will likely be necessary to continue bombing other small inconsequential Lecistani villages into oblivion and continue sending troops into the area "just to guarantee that monarchism is maintained."


Top 3 News Stories from Trang Vai
NAMOR: Namorese political dynast, Liberationist leader, and Popular Front candidate Shohai Antelope has told reporters that "Esquarium needs more major international conflicts" shortly after saying he would be more willing to start a Fourth Namo-Luziycan War over the disputed territory of Nantai than hold a referendum that would allow the Nantainese to practice their right to self-determination. "A rapidly escalating conflict in South Conitia and the ever-present Triumvirate threat simply don't provide enough potential for massive bloodshed," he explained. Shohai's plan has been criticized by rival candidate Tao James, who told supporters that he- unlike Shohai- has actually murdered Luziycans and would thus be more capable of carrying out the plan.
UNOLIA: Unolian leader Zheng Zhuli told reporters that the Jahistic Union will be pouring millions of dollars into the campaign of Aucurian Jahistic Party leader and Sipytiņevas Riudalis, who is one of the individuals running for the Aucurian presidency in the country's upcoming presidential recall elections. "For too long, jahisticism has been limited to Unolia itself, but today we shall see the beginning of the rise of a new Jahistic World Order. Surely, comrades, our victory over the reactionaries and revisionaries is inevitable!" Zheng told a cheering crowd in the city of Brookopolis, pledging nearly-unlimited Unolian financial and technical support to Riudalis and the Aucurian Jahistic Party. As of press time, polling suggests that Riudalis will pick up approximately .72% of the Aucurian popular vote.
COMMENTARY by Breuvi Shjoraski: I am fun. I enjoy fun. I both have fun and can be fun. Fun is a word that accurately describes me and a large quantity of things of which I am fond. I appreciate fun when I encounter it, and I have even been known to partake in activities that produce fun for myself and others. Furthermore, as indirect evidence of the fact that I have a fun disposition, I do not like things that are not fun. Among my activities and areas of interest, I have identified several that strongly indicate I possess the quality of being fun. They are as follows: Recreation. Smiling. Meeting people. Local sports teams. Mainstream popular culture. My friends, who are numerous. Fun books. Travel. Exercise. Chatting. Thus, I am a fun person.
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COMMENTARY - I AM FUN
November 3rd, 2015 - by Breuvi Shjoraski - I am fun.

I enjoy fun. I both have fun and can be fun. Fun is a word that accurately describes me and a large quantity of things of which I am fond. I appreciate fun when I encounter it, and I have even been known to partake in activities that produce fun for myself and others. Fun is something I often have when amongst a group of people. In such situations, I am capable of amusing others and, in turn, of being amused by them.

Thus, I am a fun person.

Perhaps it would be helpful for me to provide an example of a fun thing I do. I take part in levity. I enjoy jokes, which are fun. When the occasion presents itself, I have been known to make jokes of my own, thereby creating fun for those around me. This is because, like many other people I encounter, I have a sense of humor. A sense of humor is crucial to having fun and to being fun. When situations are humorous, I signal my recognition of the fun by laughing, just as you do. Just as most people do.

Although stating that I am fun and that I like fun establishes these qualities of my character sufficiently, I can also cite several instances in which I have demonstrated my fun side in public forums. I have been fun on broadcasts of late-night television programs. I have been fun on multiple social media platforms, wherein I can also be witnessed taking a carefree approach to life. If you have observed me in one of these settings, you have likely already concluded that I am a fun individual.

Furthermore, as indirect evidence of the fact that I have a fun disposition, I do not like things that are not fun.

Among my activities and areas of interest, I have identified several that strongly indicate I possess the quality of being fun. They are as follows: Recreation. Smiling. Entertainment of all kinds. Meeting people. Local sports teams. Mainstream popular culture. My friends, who are numerous and include Fu Wen, Nikolai Serhoskav, Valeriy Anisim, and Narsete la Via, among others. Fun books. Travel. Exercise. Chatting.

Being a parent is fun. It is also a way in which I am similar to others. This is a fun topic through which I can connect with many people. My children's names are as follows:

Elizabeth and Sobeck.

Did I mention that I enjoy free time? Free time is when I generally have the fun I have mentioned above, and when I am the most fun myself. This is not to say I am not fun at other times, because I can be fun in any context as long as it is not inappropriate to do so. But I have found that free time is among the best times for fun. Do you agree? Perhaps this is yet another way in which you and I are similar.

You have seen how fun I can be, and that I do not take myself too seriously. Because of this, I am relatable.

I have completed my argument, but I would like to reiterate the fact that I take pleasure in having fun and being fun, just like the majority of Luziycans. Luziycans such as yourself. Now that I have presented adequate evidence for the existence of my fun, accessible nature, there will be no need to revisit this subject going forward. Thank you.

I am fun.


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NAMOR: Namorese political dynast, Liberationist leader, and Popular Front candidate Shohai Antelope has told reporters that "Esquarium needs more major international conflicts" shortly after saying he would be more willing to start a Fourth Namo-Luziycan War over the disputed territory of Nantai than hold a referendum that would allow the Nantainese to practice their right to self-determination. "A rapidly escalating conflict in South Conitia and the ever-present Triumvirate threat simply don't provide enough potential for massive bloodshed," he explained. Shohai's plan has been criticized by rival candidate Tao James, who told supporters that he- unlike Shohai- has actually murdered Luziycans and would thus be more capable of carrying out the plan.
UNOLIA: Unolian leader Zheng Zhuli told reporters that the Jahistic Union will be pouring millions of dollars into the campaign of Aucurian Jahistic Party leader and Sipytiņevas Riudalis, who is one of the individuals running for the Aucurian presidency in the country's upcoming presidential recall elections. "For too long, jahisticism has been limited to Unolia itself, but today we shall see the beginning of the rise of a new Jahistic World Order. Surely, comrades, our victory over the reactionaries and revisionaries is inevitable!" Zheng told a cheering crowd in the city of Brookopolis, pledging nearly-unlimited Unolian financial and technical support to Riudalis and the Aucurian Jahistic Party. As of press time, polling suggests that Riudalis will pick up approximately .72% of the Aucurian popular vote.
NEVANMAA from Nevanmaan Hääyöaieuutinen: The tiny Lecistani village of Ôlakëszczòdrzyniołów, populated by 392 people and located in territories controlled by republican terrorists, was strafed and bombed with napalm by the jets of the Royal Nevan Air Force yesterday, resulting in the grand and glorious resurrections of monarchies across Esquarium and the collapse of republican thought throughout the entirety of Esquarium. The deaths of 381 of the 392 citizens of Ôlakëszczòdrzyniołów marked the final step in a campaign for global monarchism and restoration begun by the Nevan Realm decades ago, and proved the decisive blow in their struggle for monarchism in Lecistan.
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Karl IV to Visit Namor; HSA Investigation Continues


November 3rd, 2015



Sinro City, New Zepuha - It is a swirling ballroom at the Foreign Affairs Ministry downtown, with delegates prepping for the King to exit the nation. Arranging for security and planning out the King's five day visit to Namor's capital to discuss many topics with the President-General. It has been a long time since the Trang Vai incident and the ruination of Namor-Zepuha relations; but the King has decided that in these tumultuous times in Esquarium, everyone needs a bit of cooperation.

Some topics on the list to be discussed in Namor include: Peitoa, ending of the Zephuan trade embargo, oil supply agreements, opening nations to trade an investment. It is hoped that the King, accompanied by the Deputy Chancellor, will be able to secure a beneficial set of agreements and warmer relations with Namor. It is the hopes of both nations that cooperation will breed a more stable and profitable future for all of Esquarium, God willing.

In other new, the debacle on the border continues with the denial of an extradition request from the foreign affairs ministry. Two citizens arrested for sex trafficking in Daecon are now on trial for their crimes in a foreign nation. With protesters showing up at the southern border crossing where the arrests occurred, the CBPA is hoping for a swift conclusion to both sides of the investigation. Since the arrests occurred the Homeland Security Agency has been probing allegations that the CBPA has been involved in an illegal international smuggling ring. These claims may have been substantiated as the supervising agent of the investigation released a statement saying, "We have found several discrepancies in inspection logs from this bordering crossing form the past eight months. We have several suspects that are on our short list, but that information will be released upon conclusion of our investigation."

The Governor of Berksplaat is also commenting on the situation, firing back at recent Daeconese criticism of his statements against them. "It is ridiculous that our citizens are being prosecuted by a foreign power," commented the Governor, "Chancellor Knitler is just sitting by letting it happen as the King leaves the country for some [censored] country out east!" The governor has met popular support among the southern most reaches of his province, provoking widespread demonstrations against the Daeconese government. The CBPA announced that it would be stepping up the thoroughness of its inspections at the border crossings, the Commissioner refused to comment further.

While it is unlikely for their return to New Zepuha at any point, the 9th Circuit Court has indicted the driver on charges of Illegal Transportation of Sex Workers, Tax Evasion, Smuggling, and Criminal Neglect. The driver could be facing a minimum of four and a half years [4.5] to a maximum of seventeen and a half years in prison [17.5]. The passenger was ruled to have no fault in the smuggling operation, pending further investigation.

Other News

  • Air war intensifies over Lecistan as Cedar Brookese air strikes intensify against the Lec Socialists and rumors of another foreign air power becoming involved float about.
  • Tuthinian intranet exposed by dissident media group.
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Executive House confirms Zepuhan king visit to Namo
Meeting successfully arranged between two countries' lower-level officials

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NAMO, CAPITAL DISTRICT - The Executive House confirmed that King Karl von Auschlogen and Deputy Chancellor Gertrude Ritzhoeffen of New Zepuha will arrive at Namo for an official visit. They will meet with President-General Fu Wen and discuss "numerous pressing international issues" with him, so said a spokesperson for the Executive House.

The spokesperson also confirmed that the visit was made possible through quiet arrangements made between lower-level officials belonging to Namor and New Zepuha's respective foreign ministries, and thus plans for a visit by the king were not officially disclosed to the public until now.

Since neither Namor or New Zepuha have diplomatic relations with each other, with the latter having recognized the regime on Peitoa and remained close to it even as it fell, "regular arrangements" for a visit weren't possible, said the spokesperson.

She added that the absence of another country that could serve as a medium for communication between Namorese and Zepuhan leaders also contributed to the difficulty of bilateral arrangements for a visit.

"We haven't been in good terms with the Zepuhan regime, and that will most likely remain unchanged after this visit, but we're still willing to exchange ideas with New Zepuha's leader on multiple pressing international issues," said Shun. She did not say in detail what the issues are.

But New Zepuha's state media, which announced the visit hours before Namo did and prompted demands for confirmation from the Namorese side, said the king will discuss "Peitoa, ending of the Zephuan trade embargo, oil supply agreements [and] opening nations to trade an investment."

"It is hoped that the King, accompanied by the Deputy Chancellor, will be able to secure a beneficial set of agreements and warmer relations with Namor. It is the hopes of both nations that cooperation will breed a more stable and profitable future for all of Esquarium, God willing," the announcement read.



Other News
  • Tuthina says it will "increase trade" with Nevanmaa - As Nevanmaa's involvement in the crisis in Lecistan threatens to damage multiple economies, Tuthina said it will increase trade with its key monarchist ally in Nordania, with state media claiming that the Lecistan conflict "might provide opportunity" to strengthen economic ties between the two nations.
  • Presidential recall election in Aucuria - Will incumbent president Patrīcija Jankauskaitė be able to retain her hold in office?
  • ELECTION '78 Arrows vs. Yellows - What you need to know about the upcoming elections in Namor.
  • ELECTION '78 Po'ai to shut down Central Avenue crossing amid threat of sabotage - Po'ai is shutting down the Central Avenue Port of Entry for the weekend amid unconfirmed reports that the Popular Front debate, which will be held in the city on Sunday, is to become the target of several attempts at sabotage. Tao James' campaign spokesperson said that the Socialist candidate himself received "a few death threats" from the Luziycan Central Intelligence Agency, which operates on the other side of town.
  • Embattled Nevan prime minister unable to form new government - Tuomas Hyvärinen's inability to form a new government signals increased instability in Nevanmaa's parliamentary system.
  • As NOSDO on verge of collapse, Luziyca sees opportunity to expand influence - The Luziyca-led Esquarian Union (EU) said it will welcome all NOSDO members - save for Nevanmaa - into the EU. Britanno's foreign minister has already rejected the offer.
  • Sex trafficking operation "sponsored by Zepuhan government authorities," says Daecon - Daeconese authorities said they caught human sex traffickers at the border crossing between Daecon and New Zepuha, alleging that the Zepuhan government is behind the sex trafficking operation.
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SHENITGRAD, NAMBOSAN - An island is being born from the seas: at 8:02 pm last night, a ship headed towards Kalamaigi saw a column of smoke about seven kilometers southeast of Mikiwam island, and the captain, Pavlov Yeltsin reported that "the air smelled like hydrogen sulfide." With some binoculars, Captain Yeltsin saw some rocks being formed, and lava, confirming his speculation that an eruption was happening off the coasts of the archipelago.

At 10:22 am this morning, scientists from the Northern University investigated the column of smoke off the coast of Mikiwam Island and saw the birth of the new island, which is provisionally known as "Yua Island," (Shibdanese: Yuasom, Luziycan: Isla Yua), meaning infant or toddler in the Shibdanese language. Officials have hesitated to permanently name it until "it is clear that this island can remain above water, and not erode away."

After it was confirmed that a volcano was erupting off the coast of the island, outgoing President Simeon Vladimirov stated that "I have hope that this island, Yua Island, shall remain above water. Since it was spotted by a Shibdanese ship, and due to how it is located within Shibdanese waters, we shall proclaim this island to be Shibdanese territory."

An online petition has already started to deem Yua Island a "strict conservation area," which would bar all non-authorized personnel from entering the island, so to "allow it to evolve life without human interference, and to permit scientists to study biocolonization."

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SOUTH CONITIA -- After neighbours' complaints about illegal use of explosives and loud noises at night on the property, the City Council of South Conitia has moved to evict Juhani III from his summer villa of Lecistan. Accompanying the municipal police officers were tax collectors, who planned on seizing the expansive Victorian villa for tax evasion. Juhani has never paid tax on the property, declaring that he was granted an unconditional exemption from taxes by God.

"Unfortunately for Mr. Juhani, the bylaws of Esquarium County trump the word of God in the eyes of the law," police sergeant Annemarie Vang told The Burning Tire during a press conference. "We plan on holding Mr. Juhani accountable for his tax fraud."

Police officers encountered unexpected resistance when Juhani's groundskeeper, identified by local officials as Mr. Wiktór Kozlowski, attacked them with a dart gun before retreating to the second floor and coating the stairs with extra-virgin olive oil behind him. Due to austerity measures undertaken by the city government in response to the 2015 recession, the police department had to eliminate non-essential items from its budget, such as boots, uniforms and cars. The underwear-clad and barefoot officers failed at climbing the long and spiraling staircase to the second floor, forcing them to call in reinforcements.

The South Conitia Police Department SWAT team arrived eight hours later due to the lead team's tricycle striking a nail and suffering a flat tire. A police officer and Mr. Kozlowski exchanged fierce words during negotiations witnessed by media, calling each other "a mean poo-poo head" and "a tattletale", respectively.

The situation escalated when Juhani's neighbour Michael shot at police with a water gun, yelling at them to "get off my lawn." He was eventually coaxed into surrendering by Sergeant Vang, who threatened to add him to Santa Claus' naughty list.

The standoff in Lecistan continues, with law enforcement in control of the first floor and attempting to breach a second-floor window using a trampoline without much success. Follow The Burning Tire for updates on this developing story.
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(This has been done with the full permission of Lecistan and with the encouragement and permission of Zieg, who has to RP a war with Vjaarland if I remember correctly. It has been cleared with both of them and agreed upon by all three of us, and mentioned to the other Solidarity RPers via TG.)
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Wicus Wilczewski captured by Lecistani Republican Armed Forces in guerrilla raid, made to disband "Social Republic"


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Wilczewski admitted defeat and recognized Łukôsz Grzéskowicz as President.


October 16, 2015 | Lùtórowo, Lecistan - Brave guerrilla soldiers of the Lecistani Republican Armed Forces have captured the self-declared president of the so-called "Lec Social Republic", Wicus Wilczewski, in a late-night raid conducted yesterday near the city of Kòniczëna. Wilczewski, who led the National Socialist People's Community for Lecistani Revivalism and had founded his own illegitimate breakaway state after the expulsion of Jóvanne-Márco Sáltucéri from the Lecistani presidency, has since made a televised statement in which he formally recognized the Second Lecistani Republic as the legitimate government of Lecistan and Łukôsz Grzéskowicz as its legitimate president, and urged his former supporters to accept defeat and unite with their countrymen to repel the Nevan threat.

"Today, I formally announce the dissolution of the illegitimate Lec Social Republic, which was an object of my creation with no real basis in the will of the people," Wilczewski said in the statement, which was televised across Lecistan and simultaneously broadcast on radio. "I renounce any and all claims to the Presidency of Lecistan, and acknowledge that the rightful President of Lecistan is Łukôsz Grzéskowicz, and that the rightful government of Lecistan is that of the Second Lecistani Republic. I will submit myself to trial for my actions taken against the Lecistani people, especially those taken against political dissidents and ethnic or religious minorities. I demand that all troops invited by my illegitimate regime to Lecistan leave the country within five days, and I urge all individuals who supported me domestically to accept these events willingly, and join the Second Lecistani Republic in the fight against the tyrannical Grand Duchy and the Nevan occupation force, rather than resist the legitimate government of Lecistan and leave us more open to defeat by foreign armies of oppression and injustice."

The raid conducted by heroic members of the Lecistani Republican Armed Forces occurred late last night, while Wicus Wilczewski was travelling to the town of Rzëszùwies to speak to members of the Shock Troops- the paramilitary force of the National Socialist People's Community for Lecistani Revivalism, used to torture civilians and murder those deemed "undesirable"- who are battling to seize control of regions of Ricérzów controlled by the Second Lecistani Republic. Guerrilla members of the Lecistani Republican Armed Forces attacked his caravan, killing or capturing its guards and taking Wilczewski himself. The guerrillas then smuggled their prisoners across the Rzëszù River and into an undisclosed area firmly controlled by the Second Lecistani Republic, where he made the televised statement this morning.

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President Grzéskowicz described the events as "a victory for the Lecistani people."


President Łukôsz Grzéskowicz described the capture of Wicus Wilczewski as "a victory for the Lecistani people and for the nation of Lecistan". "We are now one step closer to reuniting our country and driving out the puppets of foreign regimes who would seek to crush the people of Lecistan under their heels," he told a cheering crowd today in Lùtórowo. Pointing out that almost all of the territories controlled by the so-called "Social Republic" had actually supported Solidarity Alliance candidates in the last elections, he expressed his hope that the areas would "soon firmly be under the control of a solid, popularly-backed government," adding that the Second Lecistani Republic and its allies would be taking all actions necessary to guarantee its security from any and all potential threats.

Control in the areas formerly held by the so-called "Social Republic" appears to be largely mixed. In many regions, including areas of Ricérzów once terrorized by the Shock Troops, the people have risen up and, with the help of Solidarity candidates and some other local authorities, begun establishing local governments. And while some Shock Troops, demoralized by the loss of their leader, have given up, many Shock Troops have vowed to continue fighting simply for the sake of fighting. Some have reportedly even said they would rather fight for the Nevans and for occupation than for the Lecistani people and nation. Regardless, today's events have been a massive victory for the Second Lecistani Republic and have undoubtedly brought this war one step closer to a victory for the people of Lecistan.

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ECONOMIC- Economic outlooks likely to slide amidst Nevan troop buildup
DOMESTIC- "Grand Duchy" forces to focus on attacking noncombatants
DOMESTIC- Protests, strikes continue in regions occupied by Nevan troops
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DECISION 2378 Huan An crosses the line, literally and figuratively
New Democratic frontrunner visits occupied Nantai in "peace mission"
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Huan An (left) surprised the public by visiting occupied Nantai, becoming the first mainland politician to do so.
He will meet with Kung Alicia, the self-proclaimed "chief executive" of occupied Nantai (right)
KENYEN, WEST NAMOR | November 5, NMR 2377 Namor is surprised after New Democratic front-runner Huan An touched ground in Kenyen airport, kicking off his so-called "peace mission" to occupied Nantai.

Huan, accompanied by his wife and colleagues working for his campaign, was met head-on by reporters as he walked out the entrance of Kenyen Jung To International Airport. The public had not been informed about the visit until a few hours before the visit itself began; since last week, there were rumors that Huan would visit occupied Nantai, but Huan neither confirmed nor denied he was planning to make this visit. As such, Huan's appearance in Kenyen still caught Namorese by surprise.

"I'm here on a peace mission," he said when asked about his purpose of being in Kenyen. "I feel like I have an obligation as a Namorese to listen to what fellow Namorese living in Nantai want to say. I come from another constituency, I wasn't elected by the people here, but they're still people and I can't ignore them."

Huan confirmed that he was indeed meeting with occupied Nantai's outgoing governor, Kung Alicia, as well as a few other local politicians. He will also meet with the figureheads of Kenyen's latest pro-Luziycan loyalist protests. He did not go into detail about what he will discuss with the aforementioned people, though he added that he does not plan on signing the "Kenyen declaration," whose signatories vow to hold a referendum on occupied Nantai's political status - allegedly at the terms of the Luziycan regime.

"I said I wanted a referendum and clearly listed the choices of my proposed referendum, and there are some parts of the referendum as proposed by the [Kenyen] declaration that I inherently disagree with."

"Inappropriate:" Namo blasts Huan visit
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Even the pro-detente administration came out against Huan's visit.
President-General Fu Wen is pictured here flashing a V sign minutes
before meeting with Luziycan leader Breuvi Shjoraski

Huan has seemingly crossed the line, both literally and figuratively, with his occupied Nantai visit, as witnessed by the reaction coming from Namo.

"The visit can only be described as inappropriate. Not only did Deputy Huan not inform of either the government or the public about this visit a few days beforehand, he's meeting individuals whom we've discouraged people from doing business with," said Executive House press secretary He Chin. "Since he's already there, all we can say is that everything Deputy Huan does not represent the government in this matter."

The national committee of the New Democratic Party released a brief statement expressing "disappointment" over the fact that Huan did not notify the party of his visit "so that we could ready ourselves to deal with any forthcoming controversy."

Tuyet An, the other New Democrat running for President-General, said she "has no big issue" with Huan's visit, but adds she is "confused" by her rival's motives.

"Honestly, I don't know what he wants out of this. People in [occupied] Nantai can't vote in our elections, anyway, so I'm guessing he wants something other than to buy votes here."

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Shohai Antelope: Huan An "could be committing treason," deserves to be investigated

The Popular Front outright condemned Huan An's visit. In a joint statement, the three candidates accused him of visiting occupied Nantai "without the country's interests in mind."

The statement noted that Huan's visit comes days before the Popular Front primary debate kicks off in Po'ai, and suspects the visit is supposed to exert political pressure on the Front.

In an individual statement, Liberationist Secretary-General Shohai Antelope said Huan An "could be committing treason" against the People's Republic of Namor. He went forth to compare Huan An's planned meeting with Kung Alicia to illegal meetings between Namorese and Chorean officials during the outbreak of the Namo-Chorean War.

"The law prohibits any Namorese citizen from collaborating with our enemies. Occupied Nantai is run by self-hating Namorese who pledge allegiance to another country. Shaking hands with them can constitute an act of treason. Look at the history books, look at those [in Namor] who collaborated with the Choreans and their ultimate fate. Then you'll understand what I mean."

Asked if he believes authorities should investigate Huan An once he returns home, Shohai responded, "Absolutely. They need to look into it."

Socialist candidate Tao James called Huan An a "sellout" during a rally in Shachin, the last before he heads to Po'ai for the WNTV debate. As he spoke, "F*ck the Sellouts," a Lecistani rap condemning pro-Nevan collaborators, played, supposedly in allusion to Huan's visit.

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Colonel Harvey Stevens, the Cedarbrookese liason officer with Lecistani Republican forces has returned to West Cedarbook following meetings with Lecistani Republican commanders in Lutoworo, reporting to 2nd Army commander Darisuz Milhaud at Fort Machpelah. Colonel Stevens is now briefing General Milhaud on conditions on the ground in the battle for Lecistan after the collapse of the Lec Social Republic earlier this week. He is expected to return to Lecistan after a brief rest.

A rally by the Friends of Free Lecistan before last night's baseball game against the Sheleg Raiders at Wrycova's Evans Fields was attended by an estimated 36,000. Wrycova Symphony Orchestra conductor Norman Yontiff hosted the event, at which FFL chair Della Arnold, head of the Lec Language Department at J. Robert Oppenheimer University informed the crowd of conditions in parts Lecistan still under Nevan occupation. Yontiff, leading an orchestra of Lecistani refugee musicians, received riotous applause as he mounted the podium. The conductor, a strong opponent of Nevan racial laws, refused to take the stage at the start of of a 2006 concert when the Nevan national anthem, the Nevanhymni was played, sparking a controversial shouting match between Yontiff and then External Affairs Secretary Arnold Cohen. The orchestra opened with a repeat of the Yontiff''s 2011 bombastic finish to the "Summer's End" concert series at Wolf's Head, an audience sing-along of "The Battle Cry of the Kramden".

In local Lecistani news, police in Hãjbatë report that Ziemowit Jabłonowski, 9 year old son of Mr. And Mrs. Stanisław Jabłonowski has been returned to his parents. The boy went missing for 18 hours and was found wandering around a playground two miles from home. When asked about his disappearance, he told police "I just got bored and started walking.

The Kòniczëna Youth Football League has announced that all games will take place over the weekend. Players and coaches are requested to report to fields as planned for the Saturday games.

Fossils giving evidence of the existence of the Megal0sauraus Rex in the Upper Rzëszù Valley have been confirmed by authorities at the Lecistan Natural History Museum. The large, carnivorous creature was at the apex of the food chain 65 million years ago. The findings wrap up two years of careful research and study .

All Polski's Markets have been restocked in Kòniczëna following rioting before and during the collapse of the Lec Social Republic. Health officials in the city have completed inspection of all 4 stores, and they have been cleared to open for business. Meat and dairy products are reported to be in short supply.

A correction for those following RWC's "Easy Alsatiano in 10 Lessons" program. The correct pronunciation of "friend" is with a short e, not a long e. RWC offers an apology for the error.

The 5 day forecast for Lecistan and vicinity. Mist and light rain in mountainous areas today and tomorrow, expected to end by noon Sunday. The rest of Lecistan will have clear skys for the next 5 days. A low pressure system is building in the far Lazarene Sea which may bring storms Tuesday night in Brzny-Lùtórowo. Expected high today in Lùtórowo is 60 degrees Fiarenheit, with a low overnight of 49. Ricérzów - high 54, low 42. The expected high in Szimóngôcz is 50, low 44.

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KENYEN, NANTAI - In a controversial move, Huan An has begun his "peace mission" to Nantai. While he has been met with a lot of supporters for his stance within Nantai, back in his home country, the move has drawn a lot of criticism by opposition officials and even Fu Wen has stated his opposition for not informing the government of his planned visit to Nantai.

Kung Alicia has been informed of the visit, and says that "for the first time, a Namorese politician has come to visit Nantai, to see how we Nantainese truly are, not just those living in the eastern neighborhoods of Po'ai." She has stated that "I am looking forward to the meeting between Huan and myself, and I hope that the meeting will be beneficial to both sides."

At the University of Kenyen, Li Song and Yi Mary have been informed of Huan An wishing to see them: both of them have accepted his offer, with Yi explaining that "for a long time, politicians in Namo claim that they care about us, that they want us back in, even though we have stated over and over again that we did not want to come back to Namor. Li and I have decided to accept it, because we want to tell a Namorese politician of our experiences in Nantai."

Many supporters of Huan's policies towards Nantai have gathered on the streets, with many saying "Huan knows us better than Shohai!" and "You know better than Shohai: listen to us and our opinions!"

In Namo, Shohai Antelope told the Liberator that Huan An "could be committing treason" against the People's Republic of Namor. He went forth to compare Huan An's planned meeting with Kung Alicia to illegal meetings between Namorese and Chorean officials during the outbreak of the Namo-Chorean War.
"The law prohibits any Namorese citizen from collaborating with our enemies. Occupied Nantai is run by self-hating Namorese who pledge allegiance to another country. Shaking hands with them can constitute an act of treason. Look at the history books, look at those [in Namor] who collaborated with the Choreans and their ultimate fate. Then you'll understand what I mean."
Asked if he believes authorities should investigate Huan An once he returns home, Shohai responded, "Absolutely. They need to look into it."

"The visit can only be described as inappropriate. Not only did Deputy Huan not inform of either the government or the public about this visit a few days beforehand, he's meeting individuals whom we've discouraged people from doing business with," said Executive House press secretary He Chin to the Liberator. "Since he's already there, all we can say is that everything Deputy Huan does not represent the government in this matter."

But in Luziyca, many candidates have reacted: most notably, National Luziycan Party leader Narsete La Via tweeted that "maybe Namsterland can learn something from his little jaunt into Nantay," which was ridiculed for its racist contents, and later apologized, saying that "it doesn't represent the NLP."

Sera Svensson cautiously said in Yerevan that "it is hopeful that this visit, albeit unofficial, could help push Namo into supporting a referendum under the terms of the Kenyen Declaration, or a referendum organized bilaterally."

Breuvi Shjoraski stated at a campaign stop in his home town of Danzig that "It may be inappropriate, but I am sure he will gain valuable insights into how Nantainese live here."

Even Kung Alicia has said that in response to Shohai's quote that Nantai is run by self-hating Namorese, "I do not hate Namor. I am ethnically Kannei, and I am proud of my culture. But Shohai is wrong: while I love Namorese culture, I despise how they continue to claim Nantai against the wishes of the people."

More as the story develops.

In other news
  • Shibdan - Yua Island is born off the coast of Shibdan's Seagull Islands
  • Nevanmaa - Karshev's contemplates pulling out of Nevanmaa in the new year, cites "low profits" and "risk of damaging our reputation."
  • Lecistan - LSR disbanded, merged into Lecistani Republic
  • Election 2016 - Svensson at 53%, Nikolovich at 22%, Shjoraski at 17%, Khendalor at 7%, and La Via at 1%
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Halthaban- Theodór III has announced that will be visiting New Zepuha in light of the planned rapprochement between the two nations and to commemorate Rememberance Day. He is to arrive in Sinro City sometime after King Aushologen's visit to Namor ends. This will mark the first time that a Dolfradian monarch has visited New Zepuha in over 60 years, where in 1955, Grand Duke Aongas V was visiting Zepuha to commemorate Remebrance Day there. Chief Minister Jacob Garlund will accompany him and his family there.

Although there is a hindrance to this in the form of an ongoing Daeconese investigation into Zepuha's alleged funding of sex trafficking, Theo said that his government will do everything in his power to monitor the scandal while he is gone. He will discuss with Aushologen and Knitler several topics including: Ending of visa restrictions, lifting of sanctions, trade investment, eletric and oil supply agreements, Granting of freedom to minorities and other religions, ending Zepuha's so-called anti-liberal and anti-socialist policies & non-aggression deals.

This comes after New Zepuha supported and recognized the Lecistani Republic, which was the breakaway state of the Nevan-controlled Grand Duchy. And also in the wake of Zepuha distancing further from Ziegenhain, which was Zepuha's only major ally until now. Theodór hopes that this first time visit will secure good agreements, warmer relations & a stable Artisia.

Dolfradia will reopen her embassy at Port Royal sometime after this historic visit.

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LUZIYCA: GOODBYE BREUVI TUESDAY
The Luziycan president is almost certainly about to lose the vote. Is this good or bad?

7 November 2015 Last updated 11:22 Geadish Standard Time
BETHLEHEM – 28 years is an extraordinarily long time to spend being governed by one party. This is especially true if, as is the case with Luziyca’s Whig Party, the party’s fundamental ideology has never really changed during this time. Luziyca has not had a change of governing party since the country reunified in 1991. The last time the Christian Republic (East Luziyca until 1991) was ruled by a different party was Simon Josip’s nationalist presidency from 1984 to 1988. It has not had a left-of-centre government since Johnathon Herod lost power in 1980.

There are several reasons why the Whig Party managed to stay in power for so long. The party’s philosophy resists expansion of the government, appeals to patriotism and (despite the fact they are descendants of the pre-1960 theocratic elite) cautiously accepts social progress. All of these are what Luziycan voters typically want. Even the latter; despite being the birthplace of Christianity and the seat of the Lutheran Catholic Church, Luziyca has a society that is more secularised* than many outsiders realise. Other factors helped them stay in power. They have generally managed the economy well. The reunification and tensions with Namor whipped up patriotic pro-government sentiment. Then there was the divided and often incompetent opposition, divided between the Liberals and the National Luziycan Party. However, as Luziyca prepares to vote on Tuesday, it now appears almost certain that the incumbent president Breuvi Shjoraski and his Whig Party will lose, likely by a landslide, even though he has been relatively popular.

Some slippage is inevitable; the Whigs have not increased their vote share in a presidential election for 20 years. Unluckily for Mr Shjoraski, however, several factors have converged at exactly the right moment to make a Liberal Party a likely prospect (See The 28-Year Itch, August 2015). Most importantly, the Liberal Party has finally found a charismatic and strong challenger in their new leader Sera Svensson. Until last summer the Liberals and Whigs were level in the polls. It was only once Mrs Svensson’s campaign began in earnest that the Liberals gained a very wide lead. The Liberal campaign, centred mainly around the theme of “change”, has been energetic and inoffensive. By contrast, Mr Shjoraski’s re-election bid has been marred by a poor campaign (who really thinks that Mrs Svensson is a “communist”?) and several blunders, including his decision to have an interview with the satirical Qianrongese newspaper Namora Shinbunbo.

When you don’t change with every new day…
If change is to happen, some caution is needed. The Whigs' record in government has many upsides and should not be brought to an end on a whim. Luziyca has many competitive advantages, including a flexible labour market, low taxes and low labour costs. Mrs Svensson’s agenda represents a risk; inevitably it would require higher taxes. Realistically though, her vision is modest and even if implemented fully (which is by no means guaranteed) Luziyca would still be highly competitive. A slight sacrifice of this may be worthwhile if it could bring significantly better protection for Luziyca’s poorest citizens. Mr Shjoraski has presided over some decent economic growth and kept unemployment under control. The economy is now set to contract, though contrary to what Mrs Svensson may say, this is largely to worldwide events and not because of the government.

On the downsides, the Whigs have spent too little in many departments of governments. Though it has some excellent (and expensive) universities such as St. Anthony’s Academy, Luziyca’s education system is fragmented and underfunded. It is for this reason that many states (notably Kashui) of the former West Luziyca have struggled with the transition from industrial to service economies. The healthcare sector has seen a more positive development, thanks to a healthcare reform that will expand coverage and protect the most vulnerable patients. We wrote ahead of the last Luziycan election that no country as wealthy as Luziyca should have to tolerate having tens of millions of uninsured citizens. Yet the National Healthcare Act was passed in spite of Mr Shjoraski, not thanks to him.

There are three areas of social policy that would particularly benefit from a Liberal stint. Firstly, there is the crying need for penal reform. Luziyca has one of the highest incarceration rates in Esquarium. Besides wasting money, many of these excesses are questionable from a human rights point-of-view, such as detaining far too many defendants before trial. Secondly, there is the issue of social justice. While Luziyca has generally been okay with foreign immigrants, it has neglected its own native underclass. This includes poorer Luziycans but especially the Shudri, who suffer appalling racial discrimination. They should not have to leave for the Ocelot Isles to escape this. Thirdly, there is the environment. Mr Shjoraski has glossed over the issue of climate change, businesses have little incentive to cut emmissions and 73% of Luziyca’s electricity comes from coal, the dirtiest of all fossil fuels. This newspaper consider it more preferable (and more economical) to intervene now to stop climate change than to risk its potentially catastrophic effects in decades to come.

It’s not just the economy, stupid
Though the future of its economy is usually the main concern by voters, they ought not to ignore the impact that the Luziycan election will have on the rest of the world. The empire of old might have gone. Yet by being the linchpin of the Esquarian Union, Luziyca still has an outsized influence and leads a bloc of allies and former colonies. Yet Luziyca remains distrusted by many free nations. This is reflected in the fact that despite the falling out between Nevanmaa and the rest of NOSDO, the latter have not accepted Luziyca’s offer to join the EU. Too often, Luziycan foreign policy has focussed on fighting left-wing politics rather than protecting peace and freedom. In many countries, the Central Intelligence Agency has become synonymous with the overthrowing of democratic governments.

The fact that most countries in the world would like to see Mrs Svensson win (including Namor) means that she might truly have a chance to serve as a “leader of the free world” during office. Yet Mr Shjoraski has had some successes in foreign policy too and one of them will likely be the greatest achievements of his whole presidency. He has brought a normalisation of relations between Luziyca and Namor. This has opened the border to travel and trade, while one of the most dangerous feuds in Esquarium has been consigned to history. This is a truly commendable achievement. The process is not finished and the momentum must be maintained, or else the process will be derailed. Détente is supported in Luziyca but contentious in Namor, and polls predict that the anti-détente left is likely to win Namor’s presidential election next March.

Neither leaders promise to be perfect. Both misjudged the Namorese when they jointly agreed to hold a referendum in Nantai. Both seem to hope that this could placate Namor’s pining for Nantai, however we have noted that this is nothing to do with what the Nantaiese actually want (see Let It Go, September 2015). Mr Shjoraski has been less successful on the world stage when he has stuck to a more orthodox foreign policy. His intervention in Ocidenia overthrew a democratic government and triggered a messy civil war. He was too supportive of the Song regime Qianrong and then, when they were confronted by brutal insurgents, he failed to give them aid. Compared Luziyca’s past misadventures, Mrs Svensson’s promise for less interventionism is at first welcome. However, this newspaper fears she is reluctant to Luziyca’s power and influence for good causes too.

Still we’re gonna miss you
Some people will argue that our newspaper has no business making endorsements for elections outside Geadland, our country of origin. Inevitably, they must disagree with our decisions. We favour liberal economics, though it is not unknown for our endorsements to go to the candidate who is not the most obviously ‘right-wing’. This is why we have occasionally endorsed Geadland’s SDLP, as well as a succession of left-wingers in Nevanmaa due to our opposition to their arch-monarchist elite. It caused a fair debate among our editorial board, before we decided that the Luziycan election on Tuesday 10 November will have to be another such case.

If Mr Shjoraski defies the odds and wins a second term, we will congratulate him and wish him well for the rest of his presidency. The Whigs have on the whole managed Luziyca well, and Mr Shjoraski has done better than his predecessors in many areas. But 32 years is surely too long for a party to rule. Having been in power for 28, the Whigs have left many key issues unaddressed. A Sera Svensson presidency would be an opportunity to bring the rich closer to the poor, the Luziycans closer to the Namorese and Luziyca’s multiple ethnic groups and social classes closer together. Though it would bring risks, this is worth going for.



* Only a small percentage of Luziycans are avowedly non-religious, however our argument is that religion does not play a great role in Luziycan society and daily life these days.
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EDITORIAL: EHRM, WETO, NOSDO Are Real Threat to Cooperation
From Jordan Regna, Professor of Political Science and Int'l Relations at Unolia City University


I am an old man, having lived until my current age of 78. I have seen everything, from monarchy, to civil war, to wars of reunification, to Jahisticism. I have seen leaders live and die and I have seen regimes change and time simply marches on. I have been a professor of various topics (having taught Esquarian History from 1972-1991 before getting my current Ph.D in PolySci and International Relations in 2000) at one of the most prestigious universities in the region, Unolia City University. I am set to retire in 2020 and live out the rest of my life continuing my pursuit to knowledge in this exciting, new age.

Well, it would be one of the most prestigious if Unolia wasn't made a political pariah by the international community.

Today, the Jahistic Union enjoys full on political relations with seven countries. seven whole countries! I can count them on my hands! Ainin, Luziyca, Shibdan, the Ziegian Reich, Koyro, New Zephua, Tuthina, and (depending on the current administration) Vestmark. This is not for a lack of trying, either: we all remember the monumental visit from then-President-General-elect Alicia Wolf (why, how time flies) to Jarrod Thuman in 2012. Months after that, in what some (including myself) called a "confusing move", Thuman visited the Luziycan President, Shjoraski.

Thuman's personal friendship with the Paramount Leader of the State of Koyro, Ohanka, was well known, with Thuman making seven official (and some allege some unofficial) visits to the vital ally. Ohanka himself made three to Unolia. Them and the Ziegreich formed the Triumvirate Alliance in 2008, much to the dismay of the rest of the international community. (Fun fact, Thuman still is the recognized honorary leader of the Triumvirate; he's been dead for a year and eight months.)

There are two schools of thought regarding the disenfranchisement of the Jahistic government from the rest of the world: We're Closed or They're Closed.

Some of my fellow intellectuals argue that Unolia itself needs to open up to the international community. "We need to leave the Triumvirate Alliance!" they shout, without full knowledge of the political reality we face. "We should make overtures to Namor and Nevanmaa!" Yes, because that worked so well in the past. "It is Thuman's fault for ruining the detente between Namor and Unolia!" They say, without realization that it was the passing of the so-called "Shawn Hitlay" act which de facto banned the Jahistic movement in Namor.

I argue that Unolia has a god-given right to be bitter at the international community. Only Luziyca and Koyro has consistently been on our side from the start of Republican rule in 1997 and Jahistic rule in 2000. Namor continues it's authoritarian grasp on Roubao. Several alliances, such as WETO and NOSDO exist for the pure purpose of preventing Unolian reunification and the pursuing of Unolian interests on the international scale. At this rate, I am certain that if the new Zheng cabinet executed their goals of sending food, supplies, and other humanitarian goods to Southern Esquarium to bolster Unolian support there, the alliances would do their best to prevent it.

They'd let them starve if it meant Unolia growing.

Yet, look at the nations with international support or tolerance. Such as Nevanmaa, who practices misogynistic and racist policies (Unolia did make overtures to take in the oppressed Nevans, no strings attached, funny that) and are given a virtual free pass by the international community. The Esquarian Human Rights Monitor accuses both administrations on trumped up charges of torture, murder, political repression, and the like (I now start to wonder at this point when the Ministry of Public Security of the PRN will be charged with anything, if Namor is so internationally active and compliant). It should be no surprise that all three founding members of the Triumvirate (including big supporters such as Tuthina) are all listed as "criminal and repressive governments".

Under the Connors and Zheng adminsitrations, we have tried to make overtures to every nation to meet and discuss our differences civilly. It, again, should be no surprise that no country took the governments up on the offer to dialogue. They'd rather be in their own little boxes.

So, I ask all of you, is it our fault that we are pariahs or is it the international community's?

Jordan Regma usually only contributes to our weekly caption contests, but he is a renowned professor of International Relations and Political Science at Unolia City University. He is not a member of the AULP, although he describes himself as "sympathetic" to the Party. He has served as a consultant on foreign relations to the Thuman (2006-14), Connors (14-15), and, currently the Zheng governments.
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7 Lëstopadnik, 2015


Land grab commences as Social Republic crumbles.


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The situation currently. Biege is lands occupied by the Lecistani Army, and blue is
republican-occupied. Light red are lands formerly of the Social Republic occupied by Lecistan,
while dark blue are rebel gains.

SZIMÓNGÔCZ - The collapse of the Lec Social Republic three days ago has forced a large portion of the Lecistani army to march south through the Upper Rzëszù Valley, where both Lecistani and republican forces are currently fighting over the now-unoccupied lands of the former Social Republic. “If we don’t secure the valley”, said General Jón Adamowicz, “The radicals and their West Cedarbrookese supporters will have a clear route straight to Szimóngôcz”. The rebels have already occupied the majority of Ricérzów, and are being supported by troops pouring from Michillies.

Acting President Tobéasz Dunôjski stated in a press release that “The south of Lecistan will be secured by the end of the month, and we will then be able to break the stalemate in the north once areas such as Ricérzów and Kòniczëna are secured by the Army. God bless us.”

Northern Lecistan has been in a stalemate between the government and the “Lecistani Republic” until earlier this week, when rebel forces began sieging the suburbs of Ùchòj. Despite this, the government has informed the people that it will push back the rebels, and once again secure the valley. As if this writing, the Army’s plan of starving out the republicans has been put in effect, with a strategic bombing of northern settlements by the Nevan Air Force, including a bombing on the northern community Kóni, where so-called “refugees” (they are, according to the Army, actually spies and defectors) were staying before entering Masseau.

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