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by Frog Worshipers » Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:11 pm
by The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:16 pm
Originally posted by Allanea:
So someone mailed my family a page from a Soviet family guide for 'how to be the perfect husband' and about a page from a guide on being the perfect Soviet wife. From the former:
"After the intimate act, you must allow your wife to take a bath, but do not follow her there; perhaps she might wish to weep a little."
Soviet Sex: Driving your partner to tears since 1917.
by New Olwe » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:12 pm
North-Point wrote:You guys all watch too much fucking porn.
Northford wrote:I'm curious how often the people in this thread are actually getting laid. I mean really... wtf.
by Milks Empire » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:21 pm
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by Padullahstan » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:30 am
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by Tocrowkia » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:11 pm
by The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:14 pm
Padullahstan wrote:Intercourse between unmarried persons is forbidden and punishable by 55 lashings. Only procreative sex is permissable. All else is punishable by 55 lashings.
by Brydog » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:27 pm
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by Tkdkidsx2 » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:09 pm
Riaka wrote:Son, you've just entered the exciting and frightening world of religious debate. It's much like a roller coaster, in the sense that in the next few minutes there are going to many twists and turns, potential vertical inversion, a lot of crying children and someone's probably going to throw up at the end.
by Picklepoo » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:10 pm
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by DeusII » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:29 pm
Have you seen people acting suspiciously? They are probably a member of the Resistance. Contact your local State Security office immediately and do your duty to protect your home and family.
State Security
Northern Frontier Administration
by Peterbolton » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:10 pm
by Maruf » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:13 pm
Hydesland wrote:You need to check that your dope isn't laced with LSD next time you buy from your dealer.
by SouthPetoria » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:16 pm
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