TurtleShroom wrote:TurtleShroomer law requires any police officer, Inquisitor, soldier, or Border Patrolman to kill a vampire on sight, summarily, and without trial, for being a vampire. Police and other law enforcement cars always have items to fight supernatural beings, like vampires. We invented a stake-shooting gun to kill them in one blow. Unfortunately, because vampires aren't too common, the stake guns are in our amories and storage for emergency use.
TSSSS spies, which often have to go internationally, actually carry anti-vampire kits, excorcism kits, and other items for dealing with the supernatural.
As for zombies...
TurtleShroom wrote:What does TurtleShroom think of vampires, and how do we deal with them? We're a Christian nation, so go on and guess. If you said "immediately and summarily shot on sight, taken to police, and stabbed with a wooden stake", you're absolutely correct!
Anyway, the vampires of Vampyrios seem to possess different characteristics than other vampires we have seen. Mainly, your vampires and the vampires reported by TurtleShroomian tourists, spies, militaries, and diplomats differ in weaknesses.
TurtleShroom has secretly kidnapped and experimented on vampires before, and most of them crumble to dust with any one of those items you said your vampires were immune to. (Baptismal water, crosses, church grounds, sunlight, garlic...)
We're interested in figuring out why your vampires are immune. Yeah. Interested.
Anyway, Vapyriosite vampires will be treated the same as the vampires of other nations: gunned down on sight and stabbed with a wooden stake right through the heart.