REPEALED

[Unnamedland]

Official Diplomatic Communication from the Uedcw Eqereoij, Someone of the Republic of Unnamedland to Uncle Happy, dictator of the Democratic People's Republic of Uncle Happy
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You're insane.

[The Uncle Happy]

Most nations do not allow minors to marry people, animals, or objects.

Well no, of course not. You can't marry someone if you can neither impart children upon them or have them imparted by that someone onto you. But sex and marriage have nothing to do with one another. One is fun and the other is a contract between parents and the child for the purpose or raising said child.

(Purpelian marriage customs are ... non conventional ...)

Alright, we'll make an exemption for Purpelian tourists who want to "get affectionate". But nothing that causes harm to our children.

[Purpelia]

Well no, of course not. You can't marry someone if you can neither impart children upon them or have them imparted by that someone onto you. But sex and marriage have nothing to do with one another. One is fun and the other is a contract between parents and the child for the purpose or raising said child.

(Purpelian marriage customs are ... non conventional ...)

Alright, we'll make an exemption for Purpelian tourists who want to "get affectionate". But nothing that causes harm to our children.

We like you, Uncle Happy. You are the kind of person that we can do business with.

[Escanthea]

Most nations do not allow minors to marry people, animals, or objects.

Well no, of course not. You can't marry someone if you can neither impart children upon them or have them imparted by that someone onto you. But sex and marriage have nothing to do with one another. One is fun and the other is a contract between parents and the child for the purpose or raising said child.

(Purpelian marriage customs are ... non conventional ...)

Why has no one burned this country to the ground yet...

[Purpelia]

Well no, of course not. You can't marry someone if you can neither impart children upon them or have them imparted by that someone onto you. But sex and marriage have nothing to do with one another. One is fun and the other is a contract between parents and the child for the purpose or raising said child.

(Purpelian marriage customs are ... non conventional ...)

Why has no one burned this country to the ground yet...

Atomic weapons. Also the fact that having marriage be something that the parents enter into only to raise a child and than leave is hardly a massively controversial thing. Different, sure. But hardly in any way shocking or provocative. It's like "You two live together. Once you get a kid society considers you married and subsidizes you to raise that kid. Once it's all grown up the support ends."

[Unnamedland]

Well no, of course not. You can't marry someone if you can neither impart children upon them or have them imparted by that someone onto you. But sex and marriage have nothing to do with one another. One is fun and the other is a contract between parents and the child for the purpose or raising said child.

(Purpelian marriage customs are ... non conventional ...)

Why has no one burned this country to the ground yet...

Agreed. We need an Anti-Uncle Happy Coalition. Anyone...anyone...

And by the way, due to the Southern Northian Regional Treaty and a bunch of other stuff I've RPed, your going to be facing Hetrica as well, and maybe Indo-Malaysia and The Imperium Empires, if we ever go to war.

[Escanthea]

Why has no one burned this country to the ground yet...

Atomic weapons. Also the fact that having marriage be something that the parents enter into only to raise a child and than leave is hardly a massively controversial thing. Different, sure. But hardly in any way shocking or provocative.

Yeah, but the minors and sexual acts with animals being A-okay is a little more controversial. A lot more, actually.

[Escanthea]

Why has no one burned this country to the ground yet...

Agreed. We need an Anti-Uncle Happy Coalition. Anyone...anyone...

And by the way, due to the Southern Northian Regional Treaty and a bunch of other stuff I've RPed, your going to be facing Hetrica as well, and maybe Indo-Malaysia and The Imperium Empires, if we ever go to war.

Or we could just pay some suicidal citizens in their capital to activate a nuclear bomb and pretty much destroy the entire political system there in one stroke.

[Ndaku]

Military forces are sent to Uncle Happy to try and liberate the people on the mediocre regions

320 soldiers
13 Tanks
4 Helicopters

This action is most definitely not necessary and the Federation implores the Bosnian government to keep armed conflict out of the equation for now.

[Purpelia]

Atomic weapons. Also the fact that having marriage be something that the parents enter into only to raise a child and than leave is hardly a massively controversial thing. Different, sure. But hardly in any way shocking or provocative.

Yeah, but the minors and sexual acts with animals being A-okay is a little more controversial. A lot more, actually.

Sexual acts with animals are legal in many countries in the real world. This includes Canada, Finland and some american states. As for the rest really it's hardly the most controversial thing in the world. There are countries out there, in the real world today that practice much more shocking things as matter of fact and nobody bothers them.

Like for example it's a completely normal and tolerated custom in large swathes of Africa for people with AIDS to rape virgins in a belief that this will cure them. The various rich crab countries essentially use slave labor in the form of imported Asian workers that work in conditions resembling the american south. Etc.

Purpelia is purposefully designed to be shocking but actually not that massively out there if you chose to stick your head out into the real world. If it was a real nation its international standing would be about that of say Russia. Not liked but also not despised.

[The Paradimensional Ascendancy]

"The Ascendancy chuckles amusedly at this demonstration, yet intends to continue selling our goods to Uncle Happy at the best prices." -Supreme Leader Sophistic

[Unnamedland]

Military forces are sent to Uncle Happy to try and liberate the people on the mediocre regions

320 soldiers
13 Tanks
4 Helicopters

Agreed, although that small of an invasion force may not be enough. I would recommend something much larger. I might not be able to provide much help, though, since Unnamedland doesn't really have that much of an army and it relies on it's navy to defend itself, since Unnamedland is an island.

An official embargo of The Uncle Happy begins, although I know it won't do much.

Although...didn't Uncle Happy say they were using their navy to stop people from escaping by sea? How big is your navy, Uncle Happy, and how well-defended is it against submarine or air warfare?

[Escanthea]

Yeah, but the minors and sexual acts with animals being A-okay is a little more controversial. A lot more, actually.

Sexual acts with animals are legal in many countries in the real world. This includes Canada, Finland and some american states. As for the rest really it's hardly the most controversial thing in the world. There are countries out there, in the real world today that practice much more shocking things as matter of fact and nobody bothers them.

Like for example it's a completely normal and tolerated custom in large swathes of Africa for people with AIDS to rape virgins in a belief that this will cure them. The various rich crab countries essentially use slave labor in the form of imported Asian workers that work in conditions resembling the american south. Etc.

Purpelia is purposefully designed to be shocking but actually not that massively out there if you chose to stick your head out into the real world.

That's a cop out answer and you know it. And wasn't there some sort of WA law that prevented bestiality?

[Purpelia]

Sexual acts with animals are legal in many countries in the real world. This includes Canada, Finland and some american states. As for the rest really it's hardly the most controversial thing in the world. There are countries out there, in the real world today that practice much more shocking things as matter of fact and nobody bothers them.

Like for example it's a completely normal and tolerated custom in large swathes of Africa for people with AIDS to rape virgins in a belief that this will cure them. The various rich crab countries essentially use slave labor in the form of imported Asian workers that work in conditions resembling the american south. Etc.

Purpelia is purposefully designed to be shocking but actually not that massively out there if you chose to stick your head out into the real world.

That's a cop out answer and you know it. And wasn't there some sort of WA law that prevented bestiality?

No, it's an explicit design goal. Basically I want to shock but not be implausible.

Also, I don't RP outside a closed circle and thus do not interact with the WA or the rest of NS in general aside from threads in this section.

[Escanthea]

That's a cop out answer and you know it. And wasn't there some sort of WA law that prevented bestiality?

No, it's an explicit design goal. Basically I want to shock but not be implausible.

Also, I don't RP outside a closed circle and thus do not interact with the WA or the rest of NS in general aside from threads in this section.

I guess if I actually followed the WA I wouldn't be using animal testing for my chemical weapons experiments, and that's never gonna not happen. But still, I can feel nothing but disgust at everything you do. So as an Imperialist it is my sworn duty to laugh maniacally when one of your citizens dies from screwing a horse and type about how it's justice on the internet.

[Purpelia]

No, it's an explicit design goal. Basically I want to shock but not be implausible.

Also, I don't RP outside a closed circle and thus do not interact with the WA or the rest of NS in general aside from threads in this section.

I guess if I actually followed the WA I wouldn't be using animal testing for my chemical weapons experiments, and that's never gonna not happen. But still, I can feel nothing but disgust at everything you do. So as an Imperialist it is my sworn duty to laugh maniacally when one of your citizens dies from screwing a horse and type about how it's justice on the internet.

That's the reaction I want really. Impotent disgust.

Anyway, back to everyone's favorite cheerful uncle.

BiH troops continue to push forward. Ignoring the appeal of the other countries.
They added an additional 320 soldiers, 32 tanks and 14 helicopters as well.

That's what, a battalion worth total? Something like that. How are they not dead already?

[Purpelia]

That's the reaction I want really. Impotent disgust.

Anyway, back to everyone's favorite cheerful uncle.


That's what, a battalion worth total? Something like that. How are they not dead already?

We're taking smaller areas, also its an ADDITION to an already existing force.

And how are you transporting these to his nation? Like do you think anyone in between is going to let you drive an army through? Well, I might. But it'd cost you a pretty penny. Probably more than you've got really.

[Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas]

Well they're still in transport, we mostly drop them out of skies or shoot our ways through the seas.

Also, what countries border uncle happy? So i can pass through fine.

We only border Gran Colombia and Brazil. But you better not fly through our airspace to go to Uncle Happy.

[Jumhuriyah Hindustan]

After seeing the poor roleplaying in this thread, I feel like retconning.

[Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas]

"Uncle Happy, we would like 10 humans to test our new chemical weapons. How much do you want for them?"

South American weapons engineer

[Jumhuriyah Hindustan]

After seeing the poor roleplaying in this thread, I feel like retconning.

Its not even in a roleplay forum

From the index:
A place to put national factbooks, embassy exchanges, and other information regarding the nations of the world. [In-character]

[Jumhuriyah Hindustan]

From the index:
A place to put national factbooks, embassy exchanges, and other information regarding the nations of the world. [In-character]

Yes, but its INFORMATION,
if its to be RP it should be moved to International Incidents

Well then, without spamming the thread, I suggest to move this to II? I'll TG Happy.

[The Uncle Happy]

The Party has officially REPEALED the ban on numbers and math. It cites the following reasons:
-Enforcing the ban required a lot of manpower
-Uncle Happy did not experience significant economic growth from the ban
-Rates of defection actually increased as a result of the ban

While using numbers is no longer illegal, advanced mathematics will not be taught in schools as the Party considers it a useless subject like art, music, or creative writing. Uncle Happy citizens only need to know enough to do manual or factory labor, and fight in the military.

[Caelestiam]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT WORK GENTLEMEN, KEEP UP THE PRESSURE.

[The Uncle Happy]

Don't be too excited. The ban on music, sports, cars, computers, and fun isn't going away anytime soon.