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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:39 pm

Demen wrote:
Olthar wrote:Cool. Now, just keep this thread from ever dieing DYING. I want it to last forever.


Grammar Nazis unite!

No, no. I want you to keep the thread from dieing. Internet sites aren't very good with machinery.
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New Korongo
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Postby New Korongo » Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:41 pm

*looks for bigger weapon*
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:47 pm

Olthar wrote:
Demen wrote:
Grammar Nazis unite!

No, no. I want you to keep the thread from dieing. Internet sites aren't very good with machinery.

And thats why I can't abide grammar nazis. They always assume they know what you mean.
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Demen
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Postby Demen » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:17 pm

Ceannairceach wrote:he can be Satan the lord of darkness, but Ozzy is still the Prince...

Ahem.
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Demen
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Postby Demen » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:21 pm

Olthar wrote:
Demen wrote:
Grammar Nazis unite!

No, no. I want you to keep the thread from dieing. Internet sites aren't very good with machinery.

Shite.
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Shibboleet
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Founded: Dec 09, 2010
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Postby Shibboleet » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:36 pm

Grenartia wrote:Commandment Four:
Hath is a badass. Seriously, don't fuck with him.

I refuse to obey this rule.
And thus I clothe my naked villainy,
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ,
And seem a saint when most I play the devil.
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Demen
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Postby Demen » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:39 pm

Shibboleet wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Commandment Four:
Hath is a badass. Seriously, don't fuck with him.

I refuse to obey this rule.

You refuse to not be a troll, apparently.
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Shibboleet
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Postby Shibboleet » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:39 pm

Demen wrote:
Shibboleet wrote:I refuse to obey this rule.

You refuse to not be a troll, apparently.

This, in and of itself, could be considered a flame.

If you do not cease to harass me, I shall resort to reporting you.

Thank you, and have a wonderful night.
And thus I clothe my naked villainy,
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ,
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New Korongo
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Postby New Korongo » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:55 pm

*finds M-29*
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:15 pm

Hey, Olt, for Commandment 7-

I see what you did thar.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:29 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hey, Olt, for Commandment 7-

I see what you did thar.

Took someone long enough to see the "7" connection. :p


Anyways, new song for the "Official Hymns:" Linky.
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New Korongo
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Postby New Korongo » Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:32 pm

*fire M-29 at church*
nukes away
*runs away to avoid radiation*
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:03 pm

*Begins converting random people*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:17 pm

<.<

>.>

Worship me!
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Fulma
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Postby Fulma » Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:20 pm

OH mighty Olthar deliver me! Who will be the one to bring about true joy!?
*Passes out from lack of sleep*
I am Fulma hear me roar! Okay make fun of me, I am not that much of a big shot.
Fulma the ninja would definitely be victorious, though.

It's not an inside joke but I just realized how it could be one you bastard.

EW IMPERIALISTIC EMPIRE

Populist left-of-center republic must smash D:< [no offense ]
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Grenartia
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Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:36 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hey, Olt, for Commandment 7-

I see what you did thar.

Took someone long enough to see the "7" connection. :p


Anyways, new song for the "Official Hymns:" Linky.

Your wish is my command. BTW, I'm in some pretty deep shit IRL, so if I dont post much over the next few days, you and/or nightkill can ask the mods to update the OP if need be, if they're willing.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:56 am

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Took someone long enough to see the "7" connection. :p


Anyways, new song for the "Official Hymns:" Linky.

Your wish is my command. BTW, I'm in some pretty deep shit IRL, so if I dont post much over the next few days, you and/or nightkill can ask the mods to update the OP if need be, if they're willing.

Ah, alright. Well, may the power of Satan guide you through your hard times and lead you to prosperity.

...Or maybe you should seek help from someone who's not admittedly evil. That might be a bit more intelligent. :p
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Basementees
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Founded: Jun 21, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Basementees » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:44 am

If this is the worship of The Devil/Olthar, then it is not technically a religion (worship of gods)

I conclude that this is a Demonocracy; and place my signature upon the dotted line that sells my soul to you for £3.14159265 million.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:51 am

Basementees wrote:If this is the worship of The Devil/Olthar, then it is not technically a religion (worship of gods)

Hey, I'm more deserving of worship than anyone else on this forum.

I conclude that this is a Demonocracy; and place my signature upon the dotted line that sells my soul to you for £3.14159265 million.

Yeah, sure. Whatever.

*hands money*
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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:34 pm

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Your wish is my command. BTW, I'm in some pretty deep shit IRL, so if I dont post much over the next few days, you and/or nightkill can ask the mods to update the OP if need be, if they're willing.

Ah, alright. Well, may the power of Satan guide you through your hard times and lead you to prosperity.

...Or maybe you should seek help from someone who's not admittedly evil. That might be a bit more intelligent. :p


Thanks. I got out of it though.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:36 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Ah, alright. Well, may the power of Satan guide you through your hard times and lead you to prosperity.

...Or maybe you should seek help from someone who's not admittedly evil. That might be a bit more intelligent. :p


Thanks. I got out of it though.

Ah ha! See! It's a miracle granted by The Church of Olthar! All praise me! We've got a miracle now, so that means we're a legit religion! Image
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Izandai
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izandai » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:49 pm

United Dependencies wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Y'all are ripping off the church of Wied

Which ripped off the church of Rhodmire which ripped off the Church of F7 which ripped off the church of Reppy.

All hail Reppy!

I can haz membership?
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

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Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:55 pm

Izandai wrote:I can haz membership?

Sure, why not. Just keep the thread alive, and you're good.
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:01 pm

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Thanks. I got out of it though.

Ah ha! See! It's a miracle granted by The Church of Olthar! All praise me! We've got a miracle now, so that means we're a legit religion! Image


I have half a mind to put a list of miracles in the OP. :lol:
EDIT: DAMN!!! almost to the century mark!! :clap:

EDIT: Damn, you ninja'd my edit.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:01 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Ah ha! See! It's a miracle granted by The Church of Olthar! All praise me! We've got a miracle now, so that means we're a legit religion! Image


I have half a mind to put a list of miracles in the OP. :lol:

DO EET! :shock:
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