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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:37 pm

Olthar wrote:
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Gotcha. Any more awesome holidays?

Hmm...I'll have to think on that.

Ok. I'll put something up in the OP.
This guy wants to be an official.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:41 pm

Grenartia wrote:This guy wants to be an official.
Vorograd wrote:Dearest Lord of all Dark creation, may I serve you as an arch-bishop?

Sure, whatever.
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Postby Vorograd » Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:43 pm

My new sig:

Church of Olthar: 'cause what else can you do with your soul?

any recommendations?
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Postby Grenartia » Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:50 pm

Vorograd wrote:My new sig:

Church of Olthar: 'cause what else can you do with your soul?

any recommendations?


I cant think of any. BTW, nice.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:03 pm

Vorograd wrote:My new sig:

Church of Olthar: 'cause what else can you do with your soul?

any recommendations?

Because. The Church of Olthar does not condone the butchering of the English language.
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Postby Vorograd » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:18 pm

Love it.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:21 pm

Vorograd wrote:Love it.

That's not exactly what I meant, but alright. :lol2:
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Postby Olthar » Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:33 pm

My subjects! You have failed me!

Seriously, keep this shit alive. DO IT!
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Postby Cadonica » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:51 am

Suggestion for Official hymn of the Church
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=048BsHQNj48
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:25 pm

Cadonica wrote:Suggestion for Official hymn of the Church
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=048BsHQNj48

No. It hurt my throat just thinking about them trying to "sing" that. I think my ears may be bleeding, too.
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Postby Izandai » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:48 pm

Olthar wrote:My subjects! You have failed me!

Seriously, keep this shit alive. DO IT!

I am sorry Lord Olthar! It will not happen again!

Also, the Ef 7 will now sponsor your church.
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Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

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Postby Grenartia » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:36 pm

Olthar wrote:My subjects! You have failed me!

Seriously, keep this shit alive. DO IT!


Sorry Master. :(
*whips myself*
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Postby Vorograd » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:55 pm

Olthar wrote:My subjects! You have failed me!

Seriously, keep this shit alive. DO IT!


Sorry master, but it seems everyone has already sold their souls these days.
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Olthar wrote:Sorry, I've never been that interested in baseball, but I'm sure it was all the goalie's fault.
Desperate Measures wrote:Everybody know that Jesus was hatched from a pine cone. Grace to thee, Blessed Firgin.
Sovetsky Europe wrote:Shouted Sic Semper Tyrannis after killing a rabbit in the forests near Vaasa, Finland.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:34 pm

Vorograd wrote:
Olthar wrote:My subjects! You have failed me!

Seriously, keep this shit alive. DO IT!


Sorry master, but it seems everyone has already sold their souls these days.

I know what you mean. I've got twenty souls on my list. :/
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:05 pm

Olthar wrote:
Vorograd wrote:
Sorry master, but it seems everyone has already sold their souls these days.

I know what you mean. I've got twenty souls on my list. :/

I'm proud to have my soul on you list, Master. I cant think of anybody else who could use it best.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:07 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:I know what you mean. I've got twenty souls on my list. :/

I'm proud to have my soul on you list, Master. I cant think of anybody else who could use it best.

True, true.
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Postby Fulma » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:30 pm

*wakes up* I thought I saw angles. The false gods must be put down!
I am Fulma hear me roar! Okay make fun of me, I am not that much of a big shot.
Fulma the ninja would definitely be victorious, though.

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Postby Grenartia » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:10 pm

Fulma wrote:*wakes up* I thought I saw angles. The false gods must be put down!

Did you see right angles, acute angles, or obtuse angles?
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:12 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Fulma wrote:*wakes up* I thought I saw angles. The false gods must be put down!

Did you see right angles, acute angles, or obtuse angles?

The Church of Olthar supports the use of acute angles. They're slimming. ;)
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Postby New high charity 24 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:18 pm

Olthar is way to awesome for this Dimension.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:19 pm

New high charity 24 wrote:Olthar is way to awesome for this Dimension.

And you just got into my sig. :D I'll need to figure out what to get rid of, though.
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:22 pm

Olthar wrote:
New high charity 24 wrote:Olthar is way to awesome for this Dimension.

And you just got into my sig. :D I'll need to figure out what to get rid of, though.


May I suggest something Mylord?
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:22 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:And you just got into my sig. :D I'll need to figure out what to get rid of, though.


May I suggest something Mylord?

I figured it out.
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:24 pm

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
May I suggest something Mylord?

I figured it out.

I was going to suggest taking out the Nightkill quote.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:28 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:I figured it out.

I was going to suggest taking out the Nightkill quote.

It was too small.

Plus, I'm never getting rid of that one. It's one of the last remaining things from the original Guy's Chat. It's like holy doctrine. Actually, it is holy doctrine as I turned it into Commandment Seven.
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