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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:38 pm


Eh, not bad.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:42 pm

New East Ireland wrote:I've got another hymn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahPRqTt-e0

Approved. The Church of Satan officially supports flight safety regulations.
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New Korongo
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Postby New Korongo » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:48 pm

*Shoots hinges off front door*
Damn religious nutters
*fires minigun into the air*
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Postby Olthar » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:56 pm

New Korongo wrote:*Shoots hinges off front door*
Damn religious nutters
*fires minigun into the air*

*fires the Official Ignore Cannon of The Church of Olthar*
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Postby New Korongo » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:01 pm

oh shit
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Scientific Enrichment
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Postby Scientific Enrichment » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:18 pm

Conoga wrote:Ehm..


His *completely* black eyes stare at him like the granny from the recent movie The Devil where everyone is in an elevator with satan.
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New Korongo
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Postby New Korongo » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:23 pm

*goes looking for a mortar*
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:36 pm

I demand more people post in my church.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:40 pm

The Pope will advertise this at Guy's Chat.

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:48 am

The Eleven Commandments of The Church of Olthar
Because we're just so awesome that we deserve one more.

Commandment One:
I am the real Satan. Anyone else is an impostor.

Commandment Two:
It is your solemn duty to bring me more souls.

Commandment Three:
You will always obey the Rule of Cool.

Commandment Four:
Hath is a badass. Seriously, don't fuck with him.

Commandment Five:
Cats are fucking awesome. 'Nuff said.

Commandment Six:
Masturbation is the root of all happiness.

Commandment Seven:
F7 is Japan. And Japan is F7.

Commandment Eight:
Tolerance is good. Don't discriminate.

Commandment Nine:
Anime is entertaining. Everyone should watch it.

Commandment Ten:
Catgirls aren't really people, so enslaving them is acceptable.

Commandment Eleven:
In truth, we were all still fapping to Nightkill's flag.
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Demen
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Postby Demen » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:53 am

Request to be the all-unholy demon prince here.
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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:57 am

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:May I be the Pope of this Church?

I wouldn't choose anyone else.
Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I've got another hymn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahPRqTt-e0

Approved. The Church of Satan officially supports flight safety regulations.
Olthar wrote:
The Eleven Commandments of The Church of Olthar
Because we're just so awesome that we deserve one more.

Commandment One:
I am the real Satan. Anyone else is an impostor.

Commandment Two:
It is your solemn duty to bring me more souls.

Commandment Three:
You will always obey the Rule of Cool.

Commandment Four:
Hath is a badass. Seriously, don't fuck with him.

Commandment Five:
Cats are fucking awesome. 'Nuff said.

Commandment Six:
Masturbation is the root of all happiness.

Commandment Seven:
F7 is Japan. And Japan is F7.

Commandment Eight:
Tolerance is good. Don't discriminate.

Commandment Nine:
Anime is entertaining. Everyone should watch it.

Commandment Ten:
Catgirls aren't really people, so enslaving them is acceptable.

Commandment Eleven:
In truth, we were all still fapping to Nightkill's flag.
Demen wrote:Suggestion here,






Request to be the all-unholy demon prince here.
Ok, I'll make the changes to the OP. :bow: Hail Olthar!! :bow:
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Celestial Divinities
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Postby Celestial Divinities » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:03 am

Imma marry Olthar.
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Simon Cowell of the RR
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Postby Simon Cowell of the RR » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:07 am

Y'all are jackin my style. You totally ripped this from the Official Official Church of Simon (it's official)-the place for trolls and 1st PLTs to worship.
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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:10 am

Simon Cowell of the RR wrote:Y'all are jackin my style. You totally ripped this from the Official Official Church of Simon (it's official)-the place for trolls and 1st PLTs to worship.

Y'all are ripping off the church of Wied
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:10 am

Simon Cowell of the RR wrote:Y'all are jackin my style. You totally ripped this from the Official Official Church of Simon (it's official)-the place for trolls and 1st PLTs to worship.

Never heard of it.

BTW, what does Satan think of these songs? Beelzeboss Highway to Hell
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Simon Cowell of the RR
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Postby Simon Cowell of the RR » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:13 am

It's on my sig.
Yes, I ripped it off. What? Going to through those original idea pens at me?(==obscure A Beautiful Mind Reference-darn you John Nash--it was supposed to be about me!)
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:14 am

Simon Cowell of the RR wrote:Y'all are jackin my style. You totally ripped this from the Official Official Church of Simon (it's official)-the place for trolls and 1st PLTs to worship.

The what?

By the way, will the Church of Olthar sponsor my new house?
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:21 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Simon Cowell of the RR wrote:Y'all are jackin my style. You totally ripped this from the Official Official Church of Simon (it's official)-the place for trolls and 1st PLTs to worship.

The what?

By the way, will the Church of Olthar sponsor my new house?

Sure.
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:29 am

Grenartia wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:The what?

By the way, will the Church of Olthar sponsor my new house?

Sure.

YAY!!!

*Prays for a bit*

*Flies out on a magic carpet*
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Postby United Dependencies » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:45 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Simon Cowell of the RR wrote:Y'all are jackin my style. You totally ripped this from the Official Official Church of Simon (it's official)-the place for trolls and 1st PLTs to worship.

Y'all are ripping off the church of Wied

Which ripped off the church of Rhodmire which ripped off the Church of F7 which ripped off the church of Reppy.
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Dikkiekof (Ancient)
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Postby Dikkiekof (Ancient) » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:11 am

I went from this thread to this one, and my first thought was: Olthar's church is less evil than the other one...
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:52 am

Dikkiekof wrote:I went from this thread to this one, and my first thought was: Olthar's church is less evil than the other one...

:lol:
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Postby Olthar » Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:42 am


Grenartia wrote:BTW, what does Satan think of these songs? Beelzeboss Highway to Hell

Approved.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:47 am

Celestial Divinities wrote:Imma marry Olthar.

Umm, sure?
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