NS MAFIA: Jolt Invaders! (Game Thread)

[The Forsworn Knights]

And we all know Mirak is innocent, as she signed up after the game thread went up, thus ensuring her innocence.

Nice try. Roles were handed out after the game actually began, not when the thread went up.

Wait....
Hmm...
She is still most likely innocent, but she may be one of them....
The OP be tripping me up.

[G-Tech Corporation]

There's no efencw. I am merely in offense for gtech demise, wgivh tou shall see tomorrow, shall you not? I am still positive gtech is mafia. once I die, and its reeawd that I am not....

And we all know Mirak is innocent, as she signed up after the game thread went up, thus ensuring her innocence.
G-Tech is either a superb mastermind, or a matter detective.
Hark, I am not one hundred percent, but he seems innocent enough.
And Galnius seems to be desperately trying to defend himself before his inevitable death, which could mean anything. I suppose we shall see once he is lynched.
I suppose I am the wild card among those of us who are actively posting on this thread, as I do not any evidence for or against myself.

Well I would have to be very silly to pull all this attention if I was a criminal. If I was part of the Mafia the best plan would be to lay quiet and slowly kill everyone, not get in a debate to preserve my life in the face of spurious accusations and draw attention to myself. We'll see. Even if you are innocent, and I find that possibility ravishingly remote, that doesn't change the likelihood that I am innocent. I'm talking, participating, not killing from the shadows and bandwaggoning spurious accusations.

[Galnius]

Oh, but, Light, my death does indeed fuaruntee yours.

There's no efencw. I am merely in offense for gtech demise, wgivh tou shall see tomorrow, shall you not? I am still positive gtech is mafia. once I die, and its reeawd that I am not....

Well I would have to be very silly to pull all this attention if I was a criminal. If I was part of the Mafia the best plan would be to lay quiet and slowly kill everyone, not get in a debate to preserve my life in the face of spurious accusations and draw attention to myself. We'll see. Even if you are innocent, and I find that possibility ravishingly remote, that doesn't change the likelihood that I am innocent. I'm talking, participating, not killing from the shadows and bandwaggoning spurious accusations.

[The Forsworn Knights]

Oh, but, Light, my death does indeed fuaruntee yours.

Well I would have to be very silly to pull all this attention if I was a criminal. If I was part of the Mafia the best plan would be to lay quiet and slowly kill everyone, not get in a debate to preserve my life in the face of spurious accusations and draw attention to myself. We'll see. Even if you are innocent, and I find that possibility ravishingly remote, that doesn't change the likelihood that I am innocent. I'm talking, participating, not killing from the shadows and bandwaggoning spurious accusations.

How so? He is hardly the only one wishing to hang you.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Oh, but, Light, my death does indeed fuaruntee yours.

How so? He is hardly the only one wishing to hang you.

I would guess he means that if he gets lynched his buddies are going to make sure I get bumped off overnight.

Which, well, that's pretty fair really.

[Galnius]

Because he is the only one whom I am positive Is mafia, which upon my death, does Indeed make a differwnce. Also, when you hang me, use the good rope. It's no fun if you have to retie me.

Oh, but, Light, my death does indeed fuaruntee yours.

How so? He is hardly the only one wishing to hang you.

[The Forsworn Knights]

How so? He is hardly the only one wishing to hang you.

I would guess he means that if he gets lynched his buddies are going to make sure I get bumped off overnight.

Which, well, that's pretty fair really.

I personally suspect our quieter participants, like Naval.

[Galnius]

One request, just in case. If I do die, jail gtech. I have a sinking suspicion that he is the puppeteer. And If he Isnt, well, that would be a shame. I know he Is mafia though, so the only downside with him being jailed is that the cohorts wont off him themselves.

[The Forsworn Knights]

One request, just in case. If I do die, jail gtech. I have a sinking suspicion that he is the puppeteer. And If he Isnt, well, that would be a shame. I know he Is mafia though, so the only downside with him being jailed is that the cohorts wont off him themselves.

See, that right there is why I don't trust you.
Unless you are the cop, (which you clearly aren't), you can't 'know' he is mafia. you are digging yourself deeper at this point.

[Galnius]

I'll just smile mischievously for now. Did you get the good rope?

One request, just in case. If I do die, jail gtech. I have a sinking suspicion that he is the puppeteer. And If he Isnt, well, that would be a shame. I know he Is mafia though, so the only downside with him being jailed is that the cohorts wont off him themselves.

See, that right there is why I don't trust you.
Unless you are the cop, (which you clearly aren't), you can't 'know' he is mafia. you are digging yourself deeper at this point.

[Electrum]

Ooh a bandwagon. Interesting.

[Harkback Union]

##CALLGM: I'm the paparazzi. Overnight, I select Newbistan, who is the cop. I get lynched. At the end of the day, the GM posts "Newbistan is the cop"

Yes, but what the hell is that good for?

Revealing townie roles in front of everyone is detrimental to the mafia as it helps them in their investigation by ruling out suspects.

[Harkback Union]

And we all know Mirak is innocent, as she signed up after the game thread went up, thus ensuring her innocence.

Nice try. Roles were handed out after the game actually began, not when the thread went up.

This.

[Harkback Union]

Oh, see, a paparazzi wouldn't know your id. Also, changing your vote is futile. If you don't get lunches now,the townsfolk or jailer will simply do it tomorrow. This, mon ami, is a guaruntee.

What's the point in threatening me with being "revealed" then? Your death has no impingement on my survival. If you die and you're an innocent, I will be very surprised, but sure I could be wrong. Enough people think like I do that you're suspicious that Hark even voted for you instead of me. If you die and you're Mafia, all that reveals is that I'm not (likely), unless I'm running a serious double-con. I was hardly the first one to vote to lynch you. If anything if you're innocent Hark looks suspicious.

Wait, I'm not taking that risk!

##Unvote Galnius

[Murovanka]

Murovanka, more commonly known as the Wanker (because Murovanka --> Vanka --> Wanka (germanized) --> Wanker) staggers out of the bathroom, visibly relieved. Oh gosh, those spelling errors! He is too stupid to understand what's going on so does what everyone else is doing. I mean, they can't be wrong, can they?

##LYNCHVOTE Galnius

[G-Tech Corporation]

I'm going to laugh when Galnius actually is innocent and there's been this massive pain-train to lynch him.

[Harkback Union]

My hands are clean!

[Murovanka]

I'm going to laugh when Galnius actually is innocent and there's been this massive pain-train to lynch him.

My hands are clean!

Won't have anything on my conscience. My hands weren't clean initially, if you know what I mean...

[The Forsworn Knights]

I'm going to laugh when Galnius actually is innocent and there's been this massive pain-train to lynch him.

My hands are clean!

Won't have anything on my conscience. My hands weren't clean initially, if you know what I mean...

You didn't wash them in the bathroom? You fiend!

[Galnius]

Is there such thing as true innocence? Anyway, Im gonna laugh when my role is revealed upon my death

I'm going to laugh when Galnius actually is innocent and there's been this massive pain-train to lynch him.

[Murovanka]

You didn't wash them in the bathroom? You fiend!

Its not like it's unnatural, or anything...

Anyway, back on topic, LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH! The Wanker suddenly eyes an advertisement by the side of the road showing a barely-clothed, photoshopped picture of a woman posing in a suggestive manner... enough said. He disappears back into the bathroom, hands shaking.

[Harkback Union]

I dunno guys, why don't we give our jailer and whatnot some more time to investigate before we lynch anyone?

[The Forsworn Knights]

I dunno guys, why don't we give our jailer and whatnot some more time to investigate before we lynch anyone?

We could, but if the game takes too long people will lose interest and leave the game.

[Super-Llamaland]

VOTE COUNT 4

GALNIUS (5): Harkback Union, The Forsworn Knights, G-Tech Corporation, Valrifell, Mirakai, San Llera, Murovanka
G-Tech Corporation (1): Galnius
END: 0/7

CURRENTLY GALNIUS IS SET TO BE LYNCHED!

[Super-Llamaland]

VOTE COUNT 5

GALNIUS (6): The Forsworn Knights, G-Tech Corporation, Valrifell, Mirakai, San Llera, Murovanka
G-Tech Corporation (1): Galnius
END: 0/7

CURRENTLY GALNIUS IS SET TO BE LYNCHED! YOU HAVE 27 HOURS REMAINING!