The Liquid Wallaby - WW2Allaby

[Barboneia]

"The, uh, spirit cut off half of one of your locks..."

"WHAT?!" Ava whirled around, furious.

The spirit jumped up.
"Oh, well, l-look at the ti-time!" It began to sweat profusely. "I ha-ha-have to be someplace else now!..."

Dom stepped up in front of Ava, his eyes wide.
"I-it's just a bit of hair, Ava! I think it looks fine!"

[Ava Ire]

"WHAT?!" Ava whirled around, furious.

The spirit jumped up.
"Oh, well, l-look at the ti-time!" It began to sweat profusely. "I ha-ha-have to be someplace else now!..."

Dom stepped up in front of Ava, his eyes wide.
"I-it's just a bit of hair, Ava! I think it looks fine!"

Ava glared.
"Fine?....FINE?! THAT'S MY HAIR!"
Ava turned to the spirit. "Where are you going, Amica?!", she shouted.

It froze in its tracks. "I'm so sorry!" Amica vanished. Ava sat down, groaning in frustration.

[Barboneia]

Dom stepped up in front of Ava, his eyes wide.
"I-it's just a bit of hair, Ava! I think it looks fine!"

Ava glared.
"Fine?....FINE?! THAT'S MY HAIR!"
Ava turned to the spirit. "Where are you going, Amica?!", she shouted.

It froze in its tracks. "I'm so sorry!" Amica vanished. Ava sat down, groaning in frustration.

Dom sat down next to her. He slowly wrapped his arms around her, cooing a bit.
"It could be worse... I think it looks fine, love. I mean, it doesn't detract your your beautiful face."

[Ava Ire]

Ava glared.
"Fine?....FINE?! THAT'S MY HAIR!"
Ava turned to the spirit. "Where are you going, Amica?!", she shouted.

It froze in its tracks. "I'm so sorry!" Amica vanished. Ava sat down, groaning in frustration.

Dom sat down next to her. He slowly wrapped his arms around her, cooing a bit.
"It could be worse... I think it looks fine, love. I mean, it doesn't detract your your beautiful face."

Ava couldn't help but blush, though raised an eyebrow. "Really?" She moved over and kissed his forehead, then poked the top of his nose.

[Barboneia]

Dom sat down next to her. He slowly wrapped his arms around her, cooing a bit.
"It could be worse... I think it looks fine, love. I mean, it doesn't detract your your beautiful face."

Ava couldn't help but blush, though raised an eyebrow. "Really?" She moved over and kissed his forehead, then poked the top of his nose.

"Oh, Ava, your face is prettier then even Aphrodite's."

[Chaos Crescent]

Ava couldn't help but blush, though raised an eyebrow. "Really?" She moved over and kissed his forehead, then poked the top of his nose.

"Oh, Ava, your face is prettier then even Aphrodite's."

Aphrodite laughs at that but does nothing otherwise cause goddess and shit.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ava couldn't help but blush, though raised an eyebrow. "Really?" She moved over and kissed his forehead, then poked the top of his nose.

"Oh, Ava, your face is prettier then even Aphrodite's."

"MORE LIKE... HERMAPHRODITEY!" A drunken Reil stumbles past, laughing like a maniac.

[Ava Ire]

"Oh, Ava, your face is prettier then even Aphrodite's."

"MORE LIKE... HERMAPHRODITEY!" A drunken Reil stumbles past, laughing like a maniac.

Ava screamed.
"How the hell did you get in our room?! Dom! Dom, do something!"

[Barboneia]

"MORE LIKE... HERMAPHRODITEY!" A drunken Reil stumbles past, laughing like a maniac.

Ava screamed.
"How the hell did you get in our room?! Dom! Dom, do something!"

"Oh, Ava, your face is prettier then even Aphrodite's."

"MORE LIKE... HERMAPHRODITEY!" A drunken Reil stumbles past, laughing like a maniac.

"Oh come on! Way to ruin the moment!"
Dom adopted a boxing pose and approached the Reil.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Oh come on! Way to ruin the moment!"
Dom adopted a boxing pose and approached the Reil.

He cackles before stumbling out of their room and down the stairs before crashing into the couch. He's promptly dragged out by an angry Reil officer and lashed outside.

[Barboneia]

"Oh come on! Way to ruin the moment!"
Dom adopted a boxing pose and approached the Reil.

He cackles before stumbling out of their room and down the stairs before crashing into the couch. He's promptly dragged out by an angry Reil officer and lashed outside.

"...Right then."
Dom locked the door to their room and hugged Ava.
"Now then, where were we?"

[Ava Ire]

He cackles before stumbling out of their room and down the stairs before crashing into the couch. He's promptly dragged out by an angry Reil officer and lashed outside.

"...Right then."
Dom locked the door to their room and hugged Ava.
"Now then, where were we?"

Ava sighed.
"Hmm, where were we?" She wiggled her eyebrows.

[Barboneia]

"...Right then."
Dom locked the door to their room and hugged Ava.
"Now then, where were we?"

Ava sighed.
"Hmm, where were we?" She wiggled her eyebrows.

"Let's see..."
Dom jumped onto the bed, and promptly pulled Ava on top of him, giggling.

[Ava Ire]

Ava sighed.
"Hmm, where were we?" She wiggled her eyebrows.

"Let's see..."
Dom jumped onto the bed, and promptly pulled Ava on top of him, giggling.

*TIMESKIP*

Use your imagination

[Barboneia]

"Let's see..."
Dom jumped onto the bed, and promptly pulled Ava on top of him, giggling.

*TIMESKIP*

Dom had fallen asleep, snoring quietly. He kept an armed wrapped around Ava's waist.

[Ava Ire]

*TIMESKIP*

Dom had fallen asleep, snoring quietly. He kept an armed wrapped around Ava's waist.

Ava stared up at the ceiling. She could have sworn she saw a giant moth fly around above them.
"Hmm..." She looked around, but could not find the moth.

Ava eventually fell asleep next to Dom.

[Crumlark]

(I've been hard at work wasting my time, making some background entries on the thing the main arc in this thread was about!
Check it out!)

[Chaos Crescent]

Pops in looking around then sighs.

'Wait what do I care if it's empty anyway.'

Takes a nap.

[Ava Ire]

Pops in looking around then sighs.

'Wait what do I care if it's empty anyway.'

Takes a nap.

Ira steps over to him. A wicked smile crosses her face.

She grabs a pair of symbols and slams them together next to Drake.
CRASH!

[Chaos Crescent]

Pops in looking around then sighs.

'Wait what do I care if it's empty anyway.'

Takes a nap.

Ira steps over to him. A wicked smile crosses her face.

She grabs a pair of symbols and slams them together next to Drake.
CRASH!

Jolts awake looking around see Ira smiling.

'Thanks....'

[Ava Ire]

Ira steps over to him. A wicked smile crosses her face.

She grabs a pair of symbols and slams them together next to Drake.
CRASH!

Jolts awake looking around see Ira smiling.

'Thanks....'

She bursts out laughing.
"Bwahahaha! I'm-I'm sorry, I ....khehahaha!" Ira doubled over, holding her sides. She stopped briefly to catch her breath. "Woo! Oh, you should have seen your face....HAHAHAHAHA!"

[Torrocca]

Jolts awake looking around see Ira smiling.

'Thanks....'

She bursts out laughing.
"Bwahahaha! I'm-I'm sorry, I ....khehahaha!" Ira doubled over, holding her sides. She stopped briefly to catch her breath. "Woo! Oh, you should have seen your face....HAHAHAHAHA!"

About a dozen gunshots are heard coming from upstairs a split second later, followed by an anguished, muffled scream of, "GODDAMMIT TORR!!!"

[Chaos Crescent]

Jolts awake looking around see Ira smiling.

'Thanks....'

She bursts out laughing.
"Bwahahaha! I'm-I'm sorry, I ....khehahaha!" Ira doubled over, holding her sides. She stopped briefly to catch her breath. "Woo! Oh, you should have seen your face....HAHAHAHAHA!"

'It's fine, Ira. Glad you are laughing cause of me.'

Half smiles.

[Ava Ire]

She bursts out laughing.
"Bwahahaha! I'm-I'm sorry, I ....khehahaha!" Ira doubled over, holding her sides. She stopped briefly to catch her breath. "Woo! Oh, you should have seen your face....HAHAHAHAHA!"

About a dozen gunshots are heard coming from upstairs a split second later, followed by an anguished, muffled scream of, "GODDAMMIT TORR!!!"

She jumps in shock.
"Goddamit Torr..."

She bursts out laughing.
"Bwahahaha! I'm-I'm sorry, I ....khehahaha!" Ira doubled over, holding her sides. She stopped briefly to catch her breath. "Woo! Oh, you should have seen your face....HAHAHAHAHA!"

'It's fine, Ira. Glad you are laughing cause of me.'

Half smiles.

Ira smiled.
She looked at him. "You half smiled. What's wrong?" Ira asked in legitimate concern.

[Torrocca]

About a dozen gunshots are heard coming from upstairs a split second later, followed by an anguished, muffled scream of, "GODDAMMIT TORR!!!"

She jumps in shock.
"Goddamit Torr..."

'It's fine, Ira. Glad you are laughing cause of me.'

Half smiles.

Ira smiled.
She looked at him. "You half smiled. What's wrong?" Ira asked in legitimate concern.

An argument ensues upstairs following a brief chuckle from Torr. He comes downstairs sometime later, carrying a bloodied, half-dead man with him. "What?" He says to anyone looking on. "I thought someone was trying to murder me."