The Liquid Wallaby - WW2Allaby

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... Whaaaat?"

"Like, half of the people here are from the future. Crysal, crazy carrot top with the clanking armor is hunting after her evil older sister or something who's aligned with the invaders, and said older sister decided to magically nuke the city we were in. So we had to time travel to escape. Fun times."

[Nakarisaune]

She waves back. "Neither did I. How've you been?"

"Fantastic. I mean, besides the miserable atmosphere. And having to do paperwork. I fucking hate paperwork."

Naka approaches. "It doesn't seem so miserable in here. Don't princes get a free pass on paperwork? Or I don't know, you're probably a king now so you do have to do paperwork."

[Barboneia]

Vladek stared before fainting, and Jean-Luc shrugged.
"Well, that's unusual."

The various terrible things examine Vladek. Phasing through the body, to better understand it. The various terrible things reform into Vladek's shape and they smile at Jean-Luc. "Hello who are you."

Jean-Luc looks absolutely terrified.
"I've seen some strange things, but I've never seen formless black shadows replicate my friend's body... Uh, I'm Jean-Luc..."

[Nakarisaune]

The various terrible things examine Vladek. Phasing through the body, to better understand it. The various terrible things reform into Vladek's shape and they smile at Jean-Luc. "Hello who are you."

Jean-Luc looks absolutely terrified.
"I've seen some strange things, but I've never seen formless black shadows replicate my friend's body... Uh, I'm Jean-Luc..."

"What." The various terrible things ripple softly, becoming a mix of no colour and every colour. "Jean-Luc is a good name. Can I use it. Are you calling me a strange thing. This is a strange place there were people outside killing. people.!"£$<>????"

[Great Western Vesterka]

"... Whaaaat?"

"Like, half of the people here are from the future. Crysal, crazy carrot top with the clanking armor is hunting after her evil older sister or something who's aligned with the invaders, and said older sister decided to magically nuke the city we were in. So we had to time travel to escape. Fun times."

"I-what?!" "I'm pretty... skeptical... about this."

[Barboneia]

Jean-Luc looks absolutely terrified.
"I've seen some strange things, but I've never seen formless black shadows replicate my friend's body... Uh, I'm Jean-Luc..."

"What." The various terrible things ripple softly, becoming a mix of no colour and every colour. "Jean-Luc is a good name. Can I use it. Are you calling me a strange thing. This is a strange place there were people outside killing. people.!"£$<>????"

Jean-Luc's eyes twitch, and he slowly backs away, reaching for his MP-40.
"Great, now I'm just going crazy."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Fantastic. I mean, besides the miserable atmosphere. And having to do paperwork. I fucking hate paperwork."

Naka approaches. "It doesn't seem so miserable in here. Don't princes get a free pass on paperwork? Or I don't know, you're probably a king now so you do have to do paperwork."

"Well, inside it's fine, but for a while there was a constant threat of, y'know, dying horribly. And yeah, I'm a king. In name only, pretty much. Crysal and her perpetually young sister are pretty much yanking all of my power away from me."

"Like, half of the people here are from the future. Crysal, crazy carrot top with the clanking armor is hunting after her evil older sister or something who's aligned with the invaders, and said older sister decided to magically nuke the city we were in. So we had to time travel to escape. Fun times."

"I-what?!" "I'm pretty... skeptical... about this."

"You can ask just about everybody here."

[Nakarisaune]

"What." The various terrible things ripple softly, becoming a mix of no colour and every colour. "Jean-Luc is a good name. Can I use it. Are you calling me a strange thing. This is a strange place there were people outside killing. people.!"£$<>????"

Jean-Luc's eyes twitch, and he slowly backs away, reaching for his MP-40.
"Great, now I'm just going crazy."

"No you are not," various terrible things assure him, "we are real and we like your name and I want it. What is that that Jean-Luc is putting his hand towards. ?."

Naka approaches. "It doesn't seem so miserable in here. Don't princes get a free pass on paperwork? Or I don't know, you're probably a king now so you do have to do paperwork."

"Well, inside it's fine, but for a while there was a constant threat of, y'know, dying horribly. And yeah, I'm a king. In name only, pretty much. Crysal and her perpetually young sister are pretty much yanking all of my power away from me."

"I-what?!" "I'm pretty... skeptical... about this."

"You can ask just about everybody here."

"Oh... yeah, I noticed the whole terrible war thing. Looks like it sucks. I kinda ignored it, though, to make it easier to get here." She shrugs, "Eh, you still have magic, right? Just, like, kill them or something."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Oh... yeah, I noticed the whole terrible war thing. Looks like it sucks. I kinda ignored it, though, to make it easier to get here." She shrugs, "Eh, you still have magic, right? Just, like, kill them or something."

"It's a lot more difficult than just 'kill them'. You gotta deal with collateral damage, international diplomacy, resources since you can't just feed wizards air, and then there's the issue of getting them close enough to launch the spells... Bleh. Besides, those two would just reincarnate anyways. Scares the shit out of me."

[Barboneia]

Jean-Luc's eyes twitch, and he slowly backs away, reaching for his MP-40.
"Great, now I'm just going crazy."

"No you are not," various terrible things assure him, "we are real and we like your name and I want it. What is that that Jean-Luc is putting his hand towards. ?."

Jean-Luc swiftly aimed the sub machine gun at the mass, and opens fire on it.

[Ava Ire]

"No you are not," various terrible things assure him, "we are real and we like your name and I want it. What is that that Jean-Luc is putting his hand towards. ?."

Jean-Luc swiftly aimed the sub machine gun at the mass, and opens fire on it.

This woke Ira up from her nap on the sofa. She screamed.
"Ohmygodwhatisthat?! Aaagh!"

[Nakarisaune]

Jean-Luc swiftly aimed the sub machine gun at the mass, and opens fire on it.

This woke Ira up from her nap on the sofa. She screamed.
"Ohmygodwhatisthat?! Aaagh!"

The various terrible things turn to observe Ira, shimmering as their form shifts and changes into an imitation of her form. "Hello. I think he is giving me his name."

[Barboneia]

This woke Ira up from her nap on the sofa. She screamed.
"Ohmygodwhatisthat?! Aaagh!"

The various terrible things turn to observe Ira, shimmering as their form shifts and changes into an imitation of her form. "Hello. I think he is giving me his name."

"Aaaah! AAAAAAAGH!"
Jean-Luc threw the weapon to the ground, before sprinting out of the Wallaby.

[Ava Ire]

This woke Ira up from her nap on the sofa. She screamed.
"Ohmygodwhatisthat?! Aaagh!"

The various terrible things turn to observe Ira, shimmering as their form shifts and changes into an imitation of her form. "Hello. I think he is giving me his name."

Ira stared at it, terrified. She found herself unable to move or speak.

[Chaos Crescent]

Falls asleep on top of some person that wont get pissed off nor care.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Two Arkadacians are having a rather impressive axe-fight in the middle of the courtyard.

Renault walks inside, cleaning off an old MP-18. "I missed this thing."

James follows afterwards with a bayoneted trench gun. "I was wondering where this thing went."

Saren and Imi are curled up together besides the fireplace.

[Barboneia]

Saren and Imi are curled up together besides the fireplace.

Vladek started playing a romantic ballad on a violin near them.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Saren and Imi are curled up together besides the fireplace.

Vladek started playing a romantic ballad on a violin near them.

They very slowly look up at him and squint weirdly.

[Barboneia]

Vladek started playing a romantic ballad on a violin near them.

They very slowly look up at him and squint weirdly.

He grins at them and keeps playing.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

They very slowly look up at him and squint weirdly.

He grins at them and keeps playing.

They cover their ears and trot off.

[Chaos Crescent]

Two Arkadacians are having a rather impressive axe-fight in the middle of the courtyard.

Renault walks inside, cleaning off an old MP-18. "I missed this thing."

James follows afterwards with a bayoneted trench gun. "I was wondering where this thing went."

Saren and Imi are curled up together besides the fireplace.

Watches the axe fight.

[Barboneia]

He grins at them and keeps playing.

They cover their ears and trot off.

Vladek crescendo' and frowned.
"Damn."

[Crumlark]

Two Arkadacians are having a rather impressive axe-fight in the middle of the courtyard.

Renault walks inside, cleaning off an old MP-18. "I missed this thing."

James follows afterwards with a bayoneted trench gun. "I was wondering where this thing went."

Saren and Imi are curled up together besides the fireplace.

Charlette curls up.

Presumably, someone records the axe-fight.

[Chaos Crescent]

Two Arkadacians are having a rather impressive axe-fight in the middle of the courtyard.

Renault walks inside, cleaning off an old MP-18. "I missed this thing."

James follows afterwards with a bayoneted trench gun. "I was wondering where this thing went."

Saren and Imi are curled up together besides the fireplace.

Charlette curls up.

Presumably, someone records the axe-fight.

Then she curls down.

That's my schtick.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Two Arkadacians are having a rather impressive axe-fight in the middle of the courtyard.

Renault walks inside, cleaning off an old MP-18. "I missed this thing."

James follows afterwards with a bayoneted trench gun. "I was wondering where this thing went."

Saren and Imi are curled up together besides the fireplace.

Charlette curls up.

Presumably, someone records the axe-fight.

Saren sits next to her.

Maybe.

Meanwhile, in Reiltam...

"You know, after being away from home for so long... I remember why I left this shithole." A Reil male, clad in a brown waistcoat, a shotgun strapped to his back cut his way through the swamp and underbrush. Had to avoid to roads, since dear Empress Adri didn't bother to provide him with a valid passport or 'citizenship' card to run around in Reiltam, and being clad in clothing that DIDN'T look like it was scrapped together from whatever could be swept off the floor made him stick out. Eventually he approached an ugly, filthy looking town. "Go find an old Reil, ask about smuggling slash something in general.". Vague orders as always. Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a clear direction once in a while?

He slipped his way into the crowd, seeing if he could pick up a lead on someone named after an ancient city.