The Liquid Wallaby - WW2Allaby

[Arcturus Novus]

(just for the record i vote for skyhold tel'halsu in the poll)

Ven walks in.

[Chaos Crescent]

(just for the record i vote for skyhold tel'halsu in the poll)

Ven walks in.

Checks for his vin number.

[Arcturus Novus]

(just for the record i vote for skyhold tel'halsu in the poll)

Ven walks in.

Checks for his vin number.

"What the hell are you doing?"

[Barboneia]

"My girlfriend left me. The one I've had for so long. The one who've I actually felt I loved. And bam! She left just like that."
He stifled backed tears as he poured himself another glass.

Vladek slowly picked the hat up, put it on, and ran off.

"Meh."

"At least she's still alive. The hell did you do to 'er?"

She puts the machete away and lays back.

Adicei walks past him, wearing a set of fake bunny-ears.

"I, uh, killed an SS officer to get an umbrella... And she didn't like that. Now she thinks I'm a murderer, and she ran off."

Jean-Luc sniffed as he walked by.
"Don't kill Vladek yet, he still owes me."

Alexi quickly wraps his arms around her from behind and kisses the back of her neck.
"Now you're just teasing me."

[Chaos Crescent]

Checks for his vin number.

"What the hell are you doing?"

'Checking to see if you have a number on your body. Or just checking you out. Whichever you like the best.'

Stops checking.

[Arcturus Novus]

"What the hell are you doing?"

'Checking to see if you have a number on your body. Or just checking you out. Whichever you like the best.'

Stops checking.

"I'm not a huge fan of either. But thanks for stopping."

[Chaos Crescent]

'Checking to see if you have a number on your body. Or just checking you out. Whichever you like the best.'

Stops checking.

"I'm not a huge fan of either. But thanks for stopping."

'Sorry, it's just that your short name ven is close to vin.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"At least she's still alive. The hell did you do to 'er?"

She puts the machete away and lays back.

Adicei walks past him, wearing a set of fake bunny-ears.

"I, uh, killed an SS officer to get an umbrella... And she didn't like that. Now she thinks I'm a murderer, and she ran off."

Jean-Luc sniffed as he walked by.
"Don't kill Vladek yet, he still owes me."

Alexi quickly wraps his arms around her from behind and kisses the back of her neck.
"Now you're just teasing me."

"... You do know we have an absolute fuckload of umbrellas in the supply shack, right? Did you not want to do the paperwork or something?"

"Bleh."

She smirks and looks back at him. "What? I thought you only liked women with giant, fluffy ears. That's the impression I got."

[Barboneia]

"I, uh, killed an SS officer to get an umbrella... And she didn't like that. Now she thinks I'm a murderer, and she ran off."

Jean-Luc sniffed as he walked by.
"Don't kill Vladek yet, he still owes me."

Alexi quickly wraps his arms around her from behind and kisses the back of her neck.
"Now you're just teasing me."

"... You do know we have an absolute fuckload of umbrellas in the supply shack, right? Did you not want to do the paperwork or something?"

"Bleh."

She smirks and looks back at him. "What? I thought you only liked women with giant, fluffy ears. That's the impression I got."

"...What?! Buh... Oh my fucking God... OH MY GOD..."
Dom buried his face in his hands.

"I'm not picky."

[Arcturus Novus]

"I'm not a huge fan of either. But thanks for stopping."

'Sorry, it's just that your short name ven is close to vin.'

It takes him a moment, but Ven soon gets the joke. He then chuckles. "I have a VEN number! Comedy gold."

[Chaos Crescent]

'Sorry, it's just that your short name ven is close to vin.'

It takes him a moment, but Ven soon gets the joke. He then chuckles. "I have a VEN number! Comedy gold."

Grins and nods.

'Anyway sorry again.'

[Arcturus Novus]

It takes him a moment, but Ven soon gets the joke. He then chuckles. "I have a VEN number! Comedy gold."

Grins and nods.

'Anyway sorry again.'

"No, no, it's okay. I live an awkard enough life, this is nothing new."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"...What?! Buh... Oh my fucking God... OH MY GOD..."
Dom buried his face in his hands.

"I'm not picky."

"..." He orders another drink and sips it. "I mean, not like you needed an excuse to kill an SS guy. We're at war anyways."

She takes off the ears and throws them into the fireplace. "Good. I couldn't go ten feet without hitting something with them."

[Chaos Crescent]

Grins and nods.

'Anyway sorry again.'

"No, no, it's okay. I live an awkard enough life, this is nothing new."

'If you say so...'

[Barboneia]

"...What?! Buh... Oh my fucking God... OH MY GOD..."
Dom buried his face in his hands.

"I'm not picky."

"..." He orders another drink and sips it. "I mean, not like you needed an excuse to kill an SS guy. We're at war anyways."

She takes off the ears and throws them into the fireplace. "Good. I couldn't go ten feet without hitting something with them."

"Ugh...."

Alexi kissed her again, running a hand through her hair.

[Arcturus Novus]

A large commotion is heard outside, followed byan explosion. A heavily tattooed man walks into the Wallaby.

"There were some men with grenades. They're gone now."

[Chaos Crescent]

A large commotion is heard outside, followed byan explosion. A heavily tattooed man walks into the Wallaby.

"There were some men with grenades. They're gone now."

'Nice tats and that's great....'

[Arcturus Novus]

A large commotion is heard outside, followed byan explosion. A heavily tattooed man walks into the Wallaby.

"There were some men with grenades. They're gone now."

'Nice tats and that's great....'

"Thank you and you're welcome. I'm Eli. I recall small children calling me Mr. Paintman at one time. Not sure if they're around."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"..." He orders another drink and sips it. "I mean, not like you needed an excuse to kill an SS guy. We're at war anyways."

She takes off the ears and throws them into the fireplace. "Good. I couldn't go ten feet without hitting something with them."

"Ugh...."

Alexi kissed her again, running a hand through her hair.

"If you're going to lose a girlfriend over it, I'd steal his suit, too. And his hat. And his gun. And everything. And then throw is body in the river."

She crosses her eyes and kisses him back. "By the way, you're still sleeping on the couch..."

[Chaos Crescent]

'Nice tats and that's great....'

"Thank you and you're welcome. I'm Eli. I recall small children calling me Mr. Paintman at one time. Not sure if they're around."

'Eh maybe they are, maybe not but Eli is better than paintman.'

[Arcturus Novus]

"Thank you and you're welcome. I'm Eli. I recall small children calling me Mr. Paintman at one time. Not sure if they're around."

'Eh maybe they are, maybe not but Eli is better than paintman.'

"I suppose you're right. You have a name, yes?"

[Chaos Crescent]

'Eh maybe they are, maybe not but Eli is better than paintman.'

"I suppose you're right. You have a name, yes?"

'Drake.'

[Barboneia]

"Ugh...."

Alexi kissed her again, running a hand through her hair.

"If you're going to lose a girlfriend over it, I'd steal his suit, too. And his hat. And his gun. And everything. And then throw is body in the river."

She crosses her eyes and kisses him back. "By the way, you're still sleeping on the couch..."

"I already burnt the body..."

"...Aw man."

[Arcturus Novus]

"I suppose you're right. You have a name, yes?"

'Drake.'

He shakes the man's hand. "Drake. Good name. Like 'dragon', almost. I enjoy dragons."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"If you're going to lose a girlfriend over it, I'd steal his suit, too. And his hat. And his gun. And everything. And then throw is body in the river."

She crosses her eyes and kisses him back. "By the way, you're still sleeping on the couch..."

"I already burnt the body..."

"...Aw man."

"Eh." He shrugs. "I 'unno what to tell you. My ladies always die before we get to hate each other." He slumps over the table. "Just be happy that your lover can still find happiness."

She cackles maniacally before shrugging. "Ciry says she'll make sure nobody gets you in your sleep."