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[Equestria and Griffon]

new bomb restarting the thread.

Rainbow Dash walked into nothing,causing her to not die,instead...

[The Novakian Empire]

new bomb restarting the thread.

Rainbow Dash walked into nothing,causing her to not die,instead...

A chainsaw juggling assassin murdered her,and took off his mask,revealing himself to be...

[The Federation of Kendor]

new bomb restarting the thread.

Rainbow Dash walked into nothing,causing her to not die,instead...

A chainsaw juggling assassin murdered her,and took off his mask,revealing himself to be...

Jason Voorhes, then another bomb archive all post in this thread. Then

[Ruzak]

A chainsaw juggling assassin murdered her,and took off his mask,revealing himself to be...

Jason Voorhes, then another bomb archive all post in this thread. Then

Freddy Krueger came to town looking for salt but found Rainbow Dash's bloated corpse on the side of the highway and decided to.....

[New Jerzylvania]

Jason Voorhes, then another bomb archive all post in this thread. Then

Freddy Krueger came to town looking for salt but found Rainbow Dash's bloated corpse on the side of the highway and decided to.....

feed it to some pigs, but they wouldn't eat it. One of them made sign language indicating that Rainbow dash stinks. So, it was decided the corpse of RD would be dissolved into a combination of Nitric and Sulfuric acid with a dash (get it) of hydrochloric acid for good measure. This seemed to do the trick, but then the acid made sign language that it had been poisoned and wished to react with some...

[The Federation of Kendor]

Freddy Krueger came to town looking for salt but found Rainbow Dash's bloated corpse on the side of the highway and decided to.....

feed it to some pigs, but they wouldn't eat it. One of them made sign language indicating that Rainbow dash stinks. So, it was decided the corpse of RD would be dissolved into a combination of Nitric and Sulfuric acid with a dash (get it) of hydrochloric acid for good measure. This seemed to do the trick, but then the acid made sign language that it had been poisoned and wished to react with some...

Other ponies which is a friend of Rainbow Dash as well as Jason Voorhes and Freddy Krueger. Then

[Talchyon]

Other ponies which is a friend of Rainbow Dash as well as Jason Voorhes and Freddy Krueger. Then

...the acid came into contact with a billion bananas. The base-nature of the bananas in that large quantity neutralized the acid, thus leaving a big pile of harmless goo. This looked like...

[The Federation of Kendor]

Other ponies which is a friend of Rainbow Dash as well as Jason Voorhes and Freddy Krueger. Then

...the acid came into contact with a billion bananas. The base-nature of the bananas in that large quantity neutralized the acid, thus leaving a big pile of harmless goo. This looked like...

A giant pile of slime. The slime then became alive and they started to

[The Foxes Swamp]

...the acid came into contact with a billion bananas. The base-nature of the bananas in that large quantity neutralized the acid, thus leaving a big pile of harmless goo. This looked like...

A giant pile of slime. The slime then became alive and they started to

sing and dance and it was quite the show especially when

[Medwedian Democratic Federation]

Everything was medwedianized and Medwedia ruled the world...

[The Federation of Kendor]

Everything was medwedianized and Medwedia ruled the world...

But an uprise against Medwedia happened because of their harsh rule. The rebels win and they installed a better government based on Kendor's government. Then

[Reptilian Britain]

...our Sovereign Lady Queen Elizabeth, the Great Reptilian Overlord, launched a successful coup against the newly-installed government, effectively beginning Reptilian rule over the world. However,

[The Foxes Swamp]

...our Sovereign Lady Queen Elizabeth, the Great Reptilian Overlord, launched a successful coup against the newly-installed government, effectively beginning Reptilian rule over the world. However,

somebody let the dogs out, which was all that was needed to begin the end of

[The Federation of Kendor]

...our Sovereign Lady Queen Elizabeth, the Great Reptilian Overlord, launched a successful coup against the newly-installed government, effectively beginning Reptilian rule over the world. However,

somebody let the dogs out, which was all that was needed to begin the end of

The Reptile governance, but before that could happen the Death Star destroyed the Earth. Then in a planet far, far away a party was held. Then

[Equestria and Griffon]

Max Berry Archived the Archives,causing inception.As a result...

[The Foxes Swamp]

Max Berry Archived the Archives,causing inception.As a result...

the thingamajig malfunctioned causing

[Flowrisa]

Everyone to go back in time to the French Revolution,

[Equestria and Griffon]

Everyone got their head chopped off and died,causing Max Barry to archive the archive and archive all the things,causing it...

[New Jerzylvania]

to let them all eat cake, French angel food cake specifically, which in turn got the guillotine up and running again, bc god knows french angel food cake will always lead to beheadings and Napoleon.

So Nappy slipped into town, this time as a zombie with an undead army in tow. First the Bastille, then the Louvre and finally Versailles were all sacked in short order cook style.

Bonaparte then decided his government needed to feed on foreign brainpower, so off he and his undead army went to London to reverse Brexit and to dine on the royal reptillian Elizabethan grey matter when her Corgis entered the story and...

[Cascadian-California]

go TrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrump
TrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....

[New Jerzylvania]

...The Reptillians have a giant sex party and Napoleon gets drunk, he leads out his army to attack and fails, then he tries to build a nuke and...

and use it as artillery fire, but the cannon misfires and the nuke explodes, vaporizing him and his army, but also most of London including Buckingham Palace, 10 Downing Street and the House of Commons. In fact, all that remained was the Tower of London where the ghost of ....

[New Jerzylvania]

and use it as artillery fire, but the cannon misfires and the nuke explodes, vaporizing him and his army, but also most of London including Buckingham Palace, 10 Downing Street and the House of Commons. In fact, all that remained was the Tower of London where the ghost of ....

...Boris Johnson was masturbating to pictures of Queen Elizabeth.
He was failing due to it being a dick that your hand can go through, so he asked for help...

Meanwhile. as Boris and his ghost dick was ignored, the headless ghost of Queen Anne Boleyn set up court in the remains of London. Now finally in charge, she demanded the ghost head of King Henry VIII to mount upon her own headless body...

[New Jerzylvania]

Meanwhile. as Boris and his ghost dick was ignored, the headless ghost of Queen Anne Boleyn set up court in the remains of London. Now finally in charge, she demanded the ghost head of King Henry VIII to mount upon her own headless body...

It was rejected and people played rave music near her just to troll her, someone else came inside and revealed himself to be....

Her court jester, who seized power by Making Trump Jokes Great again in cartoon form and declaring...

YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR IT!

[The Foxes Swamp]

It was rejected and people played rave music near her just to troll her, someone else came inside and revealed himself to be....

Her court jester, who seized power by Making Trump Jokes Great again in cartoon form and declaring...

YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR IT!

that the earth was flat and he could prove it by

[Miarie]

walking 500 miles