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The Foxes Swamp
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Founded: Jul 13, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Foxes Swamp » Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:52 pm

New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:"I'm a bird, not a fruit. Also you will pay for trying to shove me bloodily." The bird then came back with a minigun and he started shooting everywhere, causing


Absolutely no damage because the bullets were the size of sand grains. Then he flew away. Suddenly, a limousine rolled up and out of it stepped the Birdman of Alcatraz with a much larger gun, Much, much larger and he...



started strumming on it like it was a guitar which it was because he needed the vibe to prepare for
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The Federation of Kendor
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:53 pm

New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:"I'm a bird, not a fruit. Also you will pay for trying to shove me bloodily." The bird then came back with a minigun and he started shooting everywhere, causing


Absolutely no damage because the bullets were the size of sand grains. Then he flew away. Suddenly, a limousine rolled up and out of it stepped the Birdman of Alcatraz with a much larger gun, Much, much larger and he...

Obliterated the moon with the gun because the gun is actually the same gun used by the Death Star, causing
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
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New Jerzylvania
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Postby New Jerzylvania » Wed Jun 22, 2016 7:12 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:
Absolutely no damage because the bullets were the size of sand grains. Then he flew away. Suddenly, a limousine rolled up and out of it stepped the Birdman of Alcatraz with a much larger gun, Much, much larger and he...

Obliterated the moon with the gun because the gun is actually the same gun used by the Death Star, causing


disappointment worldwide, as the bird was the famous bird everyone's soul was brought to Earth by from the legendary human spirit moon base "Guff." All children born on Earth from
this point one will be born without souls. This caused congress to finally stop fucking off and act. So they they acted scared and called for their Mommies who got out switches and...
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Talchyon
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby Talchyon » Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:52 pm

New Jerzylvania wrote:disappointment worldwide, as the bird was the famous bird everyone's soul was brought to Earth by from the legendary human spirit moon base "Guff." All children born on Earth from this point one will be born without souls. This caused congress to finally stop f___ing off and act. So they they acted scared and called for their Mommies who got out switches and...



turned them on and off. Then they said, "There's nothing to be scared of, we don't have souls anyway - never did. We are souls." And everyone knew that was great and so went out to eat ice cream at...
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:08 pm

Talchyon wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:disappointment worldwide, as the bird was the famous bird everyone's soul was brought to Earth by from the legendary human spirit moon base "Guff." All children born on Earth from this point one will be born without souls. This caused congress to finally stop f___ing off and act. So they they acted scared and called for their Mommies who got out switches and...



turned them on and off. Then they said, "There's nothing to be scared of, we don't have souls anyway - never did. We are souls." And everyone knew that was great and so went out to eat ice cream at...

Heaven, but
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
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The Foxes Swamp
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New York Times Democracy

Postby The Foxes Swamp » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:32 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Talchyon wrote:

turned them on and off. Then they said, "There's nothing to be scared of, we don't have souls anyway - never did. We are souls." And everyone knew that was great and so went out to eat ice cream at...

Heaven, but



the gates were locked and their was a sign on them that said back in 5 minutes but if you really need to get into heaven when the gate is locked contact...
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The Uncle Happy
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Founded: Sep 10, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby The Uncle Happy » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:46 pm

...one of those tough gangsta-looking men from the shadiest part of town.

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Urran
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Urran » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:42 pm

The Uncle Happy wrote:...one of those tough gangsta-looking men from the shadiest part of town.


But sadly none were found.
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Viadora
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Postby Viadora » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:44 pm

So they broke into a hair salon to gain access to some bobby pins
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Urran
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Urran » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:46 pm

Viadora wrote:So they broke into a hair salon to gain access to some bobby pins


which were viciously guarded by zombie Elvis, the Loch Ness Monster, and Helen Mirren.
A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good just because it's accepted by a majority.
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The Blood Ravens wrote: How wonderful. Its like Japan, and 1950''s America had a baby. All the racism of the 50s, and everything else Japanese.

I <3 James May

I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith
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The Federation of Kendor
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:42 am

Urran wrote:
Viadora wrote:So they broke into a hair salon to gain access to some bobby pins


which were viciously guarded by zombie Elvis, the Loch Ness Monster, and Helen Mirren.

Then a golden apple falled from a sky. The apple then got aten by
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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The Uncle Happy
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Postby The Uncle Happy » Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:48 am

...an ordinary Uncle Happy citizen, who was reported to the Happy Patrol by his brother for eating unauthorized food sources, and forcibly disappeared.

(OOC: all ordinary citizens may not eat anything than the watery pea soup we give them)
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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jun 23, 2016 1:25 am

But she managed to reappear in Skyhooked, and then rode to the sunset, where he found...
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Polvamaa
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Founded: Jan 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Polvamaa » Thu Jun 23, 2016 1:51 am

A copy of COD:MW2 on....
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The Foxes Swamp
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New York Times Democracy

Postby The Foxes Swamp » Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:46 am

Polvamaa wrote:A copy of COD:MW2 on....



a giant stone altar which was standing in the middle of
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:51 am

The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Polvamaa wrote:A copy of COD:MW2 on....



a giant stone altar which was standing in the middle of

Nowhere, where
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:26 am

the camels were spitting at
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Grande Republic of Arcadia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Grande Republic of Arcadia » Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:28 am

Skyhooked wrote:the camels were spitting at

then Hillary clinton went to jail
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:46 am

Grande Republic of Arcadia wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:the camels were spitting at

then Hillary clinton went to jail

And Donald Trump becomes a president but he started to ban muslims from entering the US and thus
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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Darkmania
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Darkmania » Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:52 am

died.



The end!



Or is it...
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:54 am

Darkmania wrote:died.



The end!



Or is it...

Chuck Norris revived the story and he then
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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Sivio
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Founded: Jun 05, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sivio » Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:24 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Darkmania wrote:died.



The end!



Or is it...

Chuck Norris revived the story and he then


slammed a revolving door because
DEFCON 5: Total Peace/Normal readiness
DEFCON 4: Increased intel/Strengthened Security/Above Normal
DEFCON 3: Increase in force readiness/Special Forces ready to mobilize
DEFCON 2: War Imminent/Entire Military ready to mobilize
DEFCON 1: Total War/Nuclear War imminent
DEFCON 0: Total Nuclear War

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Medwedian Democratic Federation
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Ex-Nation

Postby Medwedian Democratic Federation » Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:59 am

...he was about to die. Suddenly, everybody died and was replaced with Ursoids. The Medwedian Democratic Federation became the Medwedian Intergalactic Democratic Federation, and Theodor Lynden Frankenstein became the ruler of the universe.

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Altito Asmoro
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Ex-Nation

Postby Altito Asmoro » Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:03 am

Sivio wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Chuck Norris revived the story and he then


slammed a revolving door because


the door was broken, but then...
Stormwrath wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:You people can call me...AA. Or Alt.
Or Tito.

I'm calling you "non-aligned comrade."

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Skyhooked
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Ex-Nation

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:06 am

suddenly Fallout 5 was released
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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