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The Federation of Kendor
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Founded: Dec 08, 2015
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:38 am

Then Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton also entered the race
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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The Imperium Empires
Minister
 
Posts: 3351
Founded: Feb 25, 2016
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Postby The Imperium Empires » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:39 am

The race is going crazy with explosions everywhere and people dying. Deathstroke and R2 are in the lead.
We are not an apolcypse themed nation anymore read my factbook. I barley follow nation states stats. We are an Empire that gives civil rights and there no problem with that. We are advanced and would like anyone who wants to be friends to telegram us.
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Melon feud
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Posts: 270
Founded: Aug 08, 2014
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Postby Melon feud » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:41 am

Amplified banjo at really frickin rocked. causing,,,
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Petrolheadia
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Posts: 11388
Founded: May 02, 2015
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Postby Petrolheadia » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:49 am

Melon feud wrote:Amplified banjo at really frickin rocked. causing,,,

... a hole in timespace that made all the events described at this thread never happen. In a world after that, a girl, who wanted to fly, tied balloons to herself, got lifted up into the air by the balloons and...
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Capitalism, single-payer healthcare, pro-choice, LGBT rights, progressive personal taxation, low corporate tax, pro-business law, welfare for those in need.
Nazism, edgism, dogmatic statements, most of Abrahamic-derived morality (esp. as law), welfare for those not in need.
We are not Albania and I am not Albanian, FFS!
Male, gearhead, classic rock fan, gamer, agnostic.
Not sure if left-libertarian, ex-libertarian or without a damn clue.
Where you can talk about cars!
"They're always saying I'm a Capitalist pig. I suppose I am, but, ah...it ah...it's good for my drumming, I think." - Keith Moon,
If a Porsche owner treats it like a bicycle, he's a gentleman. And if he prays to it, he's simply a moron. - Jan Nowicki.
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Krugeristan
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Founded: Mar 05, 2016
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Postby Krugeristan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:53 am

got shot down by the Jordanian air force.
Pro: Trump, Assad, Putin, guns, death penalty, Israel, religion, chocolate, me
Anti: Obama, Clinton, Stalin, Hitler, Communism, ISIS, gay marriage, stupid people, drugs, FSA

This 10,000 [insert random thing here] genocide thing is a meme, right?

The Best of Assad in 2016
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Anchorwatt
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Posts: 29
Founded: Sep 14, 2015
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Postby Anchorwatt » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:53 am

she was found half alive by an old man who had the same dream, but with his house! together they...
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We don't have bad civil rights! we are just very moralistic...

Story of our vice pres
Conoga wrote:Denied, organized sports are immoral.

Aquaman?
Immediately made vice president. Actually i'm doing that now.

Edit: Vice president Aquaman.


Also, here are my other nations... (they aren't very serious this is the most serious one and even it is a joke)
Applause this one is weird
Aegronost this one is smart
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United Kanter
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Founded: May 09, 2014
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Postby United Kanter » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:55 am

Anchorwatt wrote:she was found half alive by an old man who had the same dream, but with his house! together they...


Left the area, to which they stumble apon ...
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Petrolheadia
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Founded: May 02, 2015
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Postby Petrolheadia » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:57 am

United Kanter wrote:
Anchorwatt wrote:she was found half alive by an old man who had the same dream, but with his house! together they...


Left the area, to which they stumble apon ...

some balloons, which the girl tied to herself to fly to her home and got lifted up by them...
Capitalism, single-payer healthcare, pro-choice, LGBT rights, progressive personal taxation, low corporate tax, pro-business law, welfare for those in need.
Nazism, edgism, dogmatic statements, most of Abrahamic-derived morality (esp. as law), welfare for those not in need.
We are not Albania and I am not Albanian, FFS!
Male, gearhead, classic rock fan, gamer, agnostic.
Not sure if left-libertarian, ex-libertarian or without a damn clue.
Where you can talk about cars!
"They're always saying I'm a Capitalist pig. I suppose I am, but, ah...it ah...it's good for my drumming, I think." - Keith Moon,
If a Porsche owner treats it like a bicycle, he's a gentleman. And if he prays to it, he's simply a moron. - Jan Nowicki.
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The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster
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Founded: Nov 24, 2015
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Postby The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:07 am

Petrolheadia wrote:
United Kanter wrote:
Left the area, to which they stumble apon ...

some balloons, which the girl tied to herself to fly to her home and got lifted up by them...

...and got shot down by the Jordanian Air Force again.
WE ARE NOT SAPIENT SPAGHETTI

Do not mistake me for a contributor to your political threads. I have come solely to mock.
Tsaraine wrote:Nazis aren't known for their smarts. You don't adhere to an ideology that got flattened under a T-34 in 1945 if you're full of sparks and opportunities in life.
Caelestiam wrote:...wait,
Are we seriously in a dick measuring contest over who has the right to declare law by virtue of the most innocent dead?
Sounds horrible and insensitive.
Proceed.
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The Emerald Dawn wrote:One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

It will be yuge, and you will like it.
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Anchorwatt
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Founded: Sep 14, 2015
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Postby Anchorwatt » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:08 am

The old man had had enough of these Jordanians so he...
We don't have bad civil rights! we are just very moralistic...

Story of our vice pres
Conoga wrote:Denied, organized sports are immoral.

Aquaman?
Immediately made vice president. Actually i'm doing that now.

Edit: Vice president Aquaman.


Also, here are my other nations... (they aren't very serious this is the most serious one and even it is a joke)
Applause this one is weird
Aegronost this one is smart
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The Federation of Kendor
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Posts: 4586
Founded: Dec 08, 2015
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:17 am

He nuked Jordan.Meanwhile,a mad scientist managed to fix the hole in the timespace,reverting all the damage done by the rip and restoring the events described in the thread
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Krugeristan
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Posts: 13149
Founded: Mar 05, 2016
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Postby Krugeristan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:19 am

This old guy certainly fucked with the wrong Jordanian king, and after giving FOX News another wargasm, Abdullah starts bombing wherever the old guy's house was.
Pro: Trump, Assad, Putin, guns, death penalty, Israel, religion, chocolate, me
Anti: Obama, Clinton, Stalin, Hitler, Communism, ISIS, gay marriage, stupid people, drugs, FSA

This 10,000 [insert random thing here] genocide thing is a meme, right?

The Best of Assad in 2016
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Anchorwatt
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Founded: Sep 14, 2015
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Postby Anchorwatt » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:23 am

the old guy travels back into the rift the mad scientist created causing bombing to occur over there!
We don't have bad civil rights! we are just very moralistic...

Story of our vice pres
Conoga wrote:Denied, organized sports are immoral.

Aquaman?
Immediately made vice president. Actually i'm doing that now.

Edit: Vice president Aquaman.


Also, here are my other nations... (they aren't very serious this is the most serious one and even it is a joke)
Applause this one is weird
Aegronost this one is smart
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The Federation of Kendor
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Posts: 4586
Founded: Dec 08, 2015
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:23 am

But the old man turned his house into a bunker and he then launches his army into Jordan which consisted of
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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The Last Stars
Envoy
 
Posts: 324
Founded: Apr 21, 2016
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Postby The Last Stars » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:24 am

...Tiny men with...
I don't think I'm going to use NS stats...
FanT/FFT bad space empire with Lovecraftian Monster leaders and furry citizens who aren't that bright. Mostly comical and casual. ** Haha, jumping into RP thread frightens me but feel free to TG me to talk!! **
GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE THEME REHAUL.
A Class 2.75 Civilization according to this index.
National Anthem!
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The Federation of Kendor
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Posts: 4586
Founded: Dec 08, 2015
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:25 am

Lightsabers
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Anchorwatt
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Sep 14, 2015
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Postby Anchorwatt » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:25 am

that were huge compared to them.
We don't have bad civil rights! we are just very moralistic...

Story of our vice pres
Conoga wrote:Denied, organized sports are immoral.

Aquaman?
Immediately made vice president. Actually i'm doing that now.

Edit: Vice president Aquaman.


Also, here are my other nations... (they aren't very serious this is the most serious one and even it is a joke)
Applause this one is weird
Aegronost this one is smart
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The Last Stars
Envoy
 
Posts: 324
Founded: Apr 21, 2016
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Postby The Last Stars » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:26 am

The army marched off into battle at...
I don't think I'm going to use NS stats...
FanT/FFT bad space empire with Lovecraftian Monster leaders and furry citizens who aren't that bright. Mostly comical and casual. ** Haha, jumping into RP thread frightens me but feel free to TG me to talk!! **
GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE THEME REHAUL.
A Class 2.75 Civilization according to this index.
National Anthem!
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The Federation of Kendor
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Posts: 4586
Founded: Dec 08, 2015
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:27 am

Israel's border with Jordan
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Tokuopolis
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1779
Founded: Oct 04, 2014
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Postby Tokuopolis » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:25 am

Then at least a billion tumblrites....
I like Telegrams. My nation may or may not reflect my real views(it depends what I feel like).
Want to talk about your favourite western animations? Do it here!
“Think for yourself and let others enjoy the privilege of doing so too.”-Voltaire (:P)
I'm not a professional. I'm a Pterosaur. Fandom Variety. Minneapolis and Thermopolis aren't in Greece, and neither am I.
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Petrolheadia
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Posts: 11388
Founded: May 02, 2015
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Postby Petrolheadia » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:43 am

Tokuopolis wrote:Then at least a billion tumblrites....

joined the Palestinian side and brought Israel back to its rightful owners...
Capitalism, single-payer healthcare, pro-choice, LGBT rights, progressive personal taxation, low corporate tax, pro-business law, welfare for those in need.
Nazism, edgism, dogmatic statements, most of Abrahamic-derived morality (esp. as law), welfare for those not in need.
We are not Albania and I am not Albanian, FFS!
Male, gearhead, classic rock fan, gamer, agnostic.
Not sure if left-libertarian, ex-libertarian or without a damn clue.
Where you can talk about cars!
"They're always saying I'm a Capitalist pig. I suppose I am, but, ah...it ah...it's good for my drumming, I think." - Keith Moon,
If a Porsche owner treats it like a bicycle, he's a gentleman. And if he prays to it, he's simply a moron. - Jan Nowicki.
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Noahs Forehead
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 21, 2016
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Postby Noahs Forehead » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:05 am

and his name is JOHN CENA dududududu
u time is up my time is nwo
u cant see me
my time s now
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Bhut Jolok
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Apr 20, 2016
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Postby Bhut Jolok » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:08 am

But then you found out the time actually wasn't now
Noahs Forehead wrote:and his name is JOHN CENA dududududu
u time is up my time is nwo
u cant see me
my time s now
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The Last Stars
Envoy
 
Posts: 324
Founded: Apr 21, 2016
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Postby The Last Stars » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:13 am

Bhut Jolok wrote:But then you found out the time actually wasn't now


But instead it was later
I don't think I'm going to use NS stats...
FanT/FFT bad space empire with Lovecraftian Monster leaders and furry citizens who aren't that bright. Mostly comical and casual. ** Haha, jumping into RP thread frightens me but feel free to TG me to talk!! **
GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE THEME REHAUL.
A Class 2.75 Civilization according to this index.
National Anthem!
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Petrolheadia
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Posts: 11388
Founded: May 02, 2015
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Postby Petrolheadia » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:37 am

Seeing that, a girl decided to blow up balloons, tie them to herself and fly because flying is fun. She got lifted off and...
Capitalism, single-payer healthcare, pro-choice, LGBT rights, progressive personal taxation, low corporate tax, pro-business law, welfare for those in need.
Nazism, edgism, dogmatic statements, most of Abrahamic-derived morality (esp. as law), welfare for those not in need.
We are not Albania and I am not Albanian, FFS!
Male, gearhead, classic rock fan, gamer, agnostic.
Not sure if left-libertarian, ex-libertarian or without a damn clue.
Where you can talk about cars!
"They're always saying I'm a Capitalist pig. I suppose I am, but, ah...it ah...it's good for my drumming, I think." - Keith Moon,
If a Porsche owner treats it like a bicycle, he's a gentleman. And if he prays to it, he's simply a moron. - Jan Nowicki.
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