TET: Sinful and splintering beyond the vapors

[Hurdegaryp]

I'm goin' ham on this baby shit, no epi for me.

should we really gross the guys out, and bring up episiotomies?

Would pictures be considered gorespam?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I'm goin' ham on this baby shit, no epi for me.

should we really gross the guys out, and bring up episiotomies?

oh fuck episiotomies. these motherfuckers wanna get us pregnant then flip the fuck out when the doctors have to like goddamn fuse our cooch and our asshole into one giant birth hole
nah brah WATCH ME TRANSFORM

[Chervyshka]

Really now? That's Ostretch.

Really now? That pun was lame.

Oh.. I guess I'll just sit in my corner then.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

should we really gross the guys out, and bring up episiotomies?

Would pictures be considered gorespam?

yeah
or freakish porn

[Arcturus Novus]

should we really gross the guys out, and bring up episiotomies?

oh fuck episiotomies. these motherfuckers wanna get us pregnant then flip the fuck out when the doctors have to like goddamn fuse our cooch and our asshole into one giant birth hole
nah brah WATCH ME TRANSFORM

Again, thank you male reproductive system. Even if you give us prostate cancer occasionally.

[Gidgetisms]

should we really gross the guys out, and bring up episiotomies?

oh fuck episiotomies. these motherfuckers wanna get us pregnant then flip the fuck out when the doctors have to like goddamn fuse our cooch and our asshole into one giant birth hole
nah brah WATCH ME TRANSFORM

and then complain it isnt the same...

[DesAnges]

and have a scar

Better a scar than being torn inside out by his freakish behemoth offspring.

I find this sort of not really insulting. MUCH SUPERHUMAN GENETICS

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

oh fuck episiotomies. these motherfuckers wanna get us pregnant then flip the fuck out when the doctors have to like goddamn fuse our cooch and our asshole into one giant birth hole
nah brah WATCH ME TRANSFORM

Again, thank you male reproductive system. Even if you give us prostate cancer occasionally.

I bring forth life and milk. you just need a lot of tissues.

[Kannap]

You're next. Prep yourself.

That's mildly threatening.

Not coming from my mouth it isn't, I cannot impregnate anybody.

[Hurdegaryp]

should we really gross the guys out, and bring up episiotomies?

oh fuck episiotomies. these motherfuckers wanna get us pregnant then flip the fuck out when the doctors have to like goddamn fuse our cooch and our asshole into one giant birth hole
nah brah WATCH ME TRANSFORM

Currently it appears as if certain females are rather enthusiastic about becoming infested with spawn themselves, most males have fallen silent. The power of procreation is an intimidating and terrible one, after all. It's nice to know that you can enter the world through a grand entrance made of your mother's mangled lower regions if necessary. Medical science is a beautiful thing.

[Arcturus Novus]

Again, thank you male reproductive system. Even if you give us prostate cancer occasionally.

I bring forth life and milk. you just need a lot of tissues.

Eyyy it's true tbh

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

oh fuck episiotomies. these motherfuckers wanna get us pregnant then flip the fuck out when the doctors have to like goddamn fuse our cooch and our asshole into one giant birth hole
nah brah WATCH ME TRANSFORM

and then complain it isnt the same...

oh my goooood if my husband did that
I would actually wrap my hands around his throat
and trade his life in for a new pair of Jimmy Choo's.

[Gidgetisms]

and then complain it isnt the same...

oh my goooood if my husband did that
I would actually wrap my hands around his throat
and trade his life in for a new pair of Jimmy Choo's.

my friend dealt with that. I was wanting to stick a brick in my back and wack him

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

oh fuck episiotomies. these motherfuckers wanna get us pregnant then flip the fuck out when the doctors have to like goddamn fuse our cooch and our asshole into one giant birth hole
nah brah WATCH ME TRANSFORM

Currently it appears as if certain females are rather enthusiastic about becoming infested with spawn themselves, most males have fallen silent. The power of procreation is an intimidating and terrible one, after all. It's nice to know that you can enter the world through a grand entrance made of your mother's mangled lower regions if necessary. Medical science is a beautiful thing.

Well it would happen with or without science. It just rips sans doctor.

[Kannap]

Again, thank you male reproductive system. Even if you give us prostate cancer occasionally.

I bring forth life and milk. you just need a lot of tissues.

Unless you have male genitalia on your hand, you aren't bringing any life on your own.

[Gidgetisms]

Currently it appears as if certain females are rather enthusiastic about becoming infested with spawn themselves, most males have fallen silent. The power of procreation is an intimidating and terrible one, after all. It's nice to know that you can enter the world through a grand entrance made of your mother's mangled lower regions if necessary. Medical science is a beautiful thing.

Well it would happen with or without science. It just rips sans doctor.

ugh the pain.... ugh

[Gallade]

Better a scar than being torn inside out by his freakish behemoth offspring.

I find this sort of not really insulting. MUCH SUPERHUMAN GENETICS

With your height and my stamina, any of our offspring could enslave humanity.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

oh my goooood if my husband did that
I would actually wrap my hands around his throat
and trade his life in for a new pair of Jimmy Choo's.

my friend dealt with that. I was wanting to stick a brick in my back and wack him

did she remind him that she gave him a human being? THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIFT, IT COST A LOT, HER WALLET NEEDS TIME TO GET FAT AGAIN.

[Gidgetisms]

my friend dealt with that. I was wanting to stick a brick in my back and wack him

did she remind him that she gave him a human being? THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIFT, IT COST A LOT, HER WALLET NEEDS TIME TO GET FAT AGAIN.

no. He cheated on her so she dumped him

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I bring forth life and milk. you just need a lot of tissues.

Unless you have male genitalia on your hand, you aren't bringing any life on your own.

You sure about that?
Newsflash: Men are obsolete.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

did she remind him that she gave him a human being? THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIFT, IT COST A LOT, HER WALLET NEEDS TIME TO GET FAT AGAIN.

no. He cheated on her so she dumped him

She would have dumped him
in the river.

[Gidgetisms]

no. He cheated on her so she dumped him

She would have dumped him
in the river.

I probably would have.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

She would have dumped him
in the river.

I probably would have.

lets get back to babies.
I want twins or, even better, triplets.
I want 3-8 little shitwagons running around my house.

[Arcturus Novus]

I find this sort of not really insulting. MUCH SUPERHUMAN GENETICS

With your height and my stamina, any of our offspring could enslave humanity.

I'd rather that they didn't.

[Gidgetisms]

I probably would have.

lets get back to babies.
I want twins or, even better, triplets.
I want 3-8 little shitwagons running around my house.

I want twins too. And they run in my family, both sides. When I told my SIL that, her face went white