TET: Chocolate Lava Lamp Cake Edition

[Yoite]

Believe it or not, she may be getting plastic surgery for herself. Radical idea, I know.


You can still drown in a kiddie pool. Therefore, #deep.

If you're a kiddie

Or an ill thought out dive into what you didn't know was a shallow kiddie pool snaps your neck and renders you unable to save yourself as your lungs flood with water.

[Divair2]

There's a patrick quote somewhere here.



Again, I've lost so much faith in humanity, I have reached my 'fucks given' limit.

"SOMEONE WANTS TO LOOK DIFFERENT. CALL THE POLIZIA."

Ok will do

[Kannap]

Do You Even Sweater?

Better; I Turtleneck

*dies from all the beautiful Axon selfies*

[Stern des Meeres]

Hehe, it's alright. Also, I noticed "etc" corrected to "egg." Oops.

Yes, yes, egg. egg.

Eeg?

[Divair2]

There's a patrick quote somewhere here.

Patrick Star?

If you're a kiddie

Or a klutz.

Or stupido like me

[Liberonscien]

You play NS. You can't be that bad.

Playing NS makes you a good mom?

Yes. no.

[Yoite]

How tall are you?

Edit: Oh, never mind.

Hehe, it's alright. Also, I noticed "etc" corrected to "egg." Oops.

Well you don't need to gain any weight, I can't imagine five pounds is going to make or break you.

[Divair2]

Yes, yes, egg. egg.

Eeg?

Eeg?

[Stern des Meeres]

Patrick Star?


Or a klutz.

Or stupido like me

Stupidos could drown in 2 inches of water, yes.

[Divair2]

If you're a kiddie

Or an ill thought out dive into what you didn't know was a shallow kiddie pool snaps your neck and renders you unable to save yourself as your lungs flood with water.

I read that as your water floods with lungs

[Ionian Knights]

Time for the Axe Murderer side of me to come out...

Eau naux...
You don't know what hall I'm in. And this campus is huge. I should be safe for a few hours.

Better; I Turtleneck

OMG I am made of pure gelatin right now.

"I'm looking for a guy trying to become a woman..."

In East Lansing, I think I'll get maybe 3 ppl...

There's a patrick quote somewhere here.



Again, I've lost so much faith in humanity, I have reached my 'fucks given' limit.

"SOMEONE WANTS TO LOOK DIFFERENT. CALL THE POLIZIA."

Sorry, Police are too busy dealing with murders.

There's a patrick quote somewhere here.

Patrick Star?

If you're a kiddie

Or a klutz.

yes

[Kannap]

I think my sister gets that same pain after wearing her contacts in for too long

I don't have contacts
20/20 vision

She has contacts and they cause her pain when she wears them too long. Now, I don't know what that pain feels like so I am unable to tell you about it

[Notnormalgirl]

Do You Even Sweater?

Better; I Turtleneck

you are pretty. I wish I could look like that.....

[Divair2]

Or stupido like me

Stupidos could drown in 2 inches of water, yes.

I won't live much longer, huh?

[Yoite]

I will never be who I want to be without it.
I will still be gorgeous.

Again, I've lost so much faith in humanity, I have reached my 'fucks given' limit.

Hey, Yoite hypocritically begins, keep your negativity to yourself. It's her body, and if she wants to alter it why should your "fucks given" limit matter to her?

[Stern des Meeres]

I'm 5' even. I'm just small.

You may want to bring your weight up by at least 5 pounds to return to a healthy BMI.

Yeah, I know. It's tough.

Hehe, it's alright. Also, I noticed "etc" corrected to "egg." Oops.

Well you don't need to gain any weight, I can't imagine five pounds is going to make or break you.

I'd probably look a little better, but I'm not going to force food onto myself. So I agree.

Eeg?

Eeg?

Yes, eeg.

[Kannap]

Hehe, it's alright. Also, I noticed "etc" corrected to "egg." Oops.

Yes, yes, egg. egg.

I'll be having some good deviled eggs tomorrow at my family's Easter gathering

[Divair2]

I don't have contacts
20/20 vision

She has contacts and they cause her pain when she wears them too long. Now, I don't know what that pain feels like so I am unable to tell you about it

Clearly
Very clearly

[Divair2]

You may want to bring your weight up by at least 5 pounds to return to a healthy BMI.

Yeah, I know. It's tough.

Well you don't need to gain any weight, I can't imagine five pounds is going to make or break you.

I'd probably look a little better, but I'm not going to force food onto myself. So I agree.

Eeg?

Yes, eeg.

Eeg

[Divair2]

Yes, yes, egg. egg.

I'll be having some good deviled eggs tomorrow at my family's Easter gathering

Have fun

[Stern des Meeres]

Patrick Star?


Or a klutz.

yes

Huh. Idk man.

Better; I Turtleneck

you are pretty. I wish I could look like that.....

Torc is a lot of things I wish I could be.

[Liberonscien]

Yeah, I know. It's tough.


I'd probably look a little better, but I'm not going to force food onto myself. So I agree.


Yes, eeg.

Eeg

Eeg?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

You may want to bring your weight up by at least 5 pounds to return to a healthy BMI.

Yeah, I know. It's tough.

Well you don't need to gain any weight, I can't imagine five pounds is going to make or break you.

I'd probably look a little better, but I'm not going to force food onto myself. So I agree.

Eeg?

Yes, eeg.

We can trade bodies if u would like
I want to be small.

[Auremena]

Eau naux...
You don't know what hall I'm in. And this campus is huge. I should be safe for a few hours.OMG I am made of pure gelatin right now.

"I'm looking for a guy trying to become a woman..."
In East Lansing, I think I'll get maybe 3 ppl...

You could have said that a less hurtful way...
And at least I try. But when you're as tall as me and have bad facial bone structure it's difficult to just be normal.

[Yoite]

Well you don't need to gain any weight, I can't imagine five pounds is going to make or break you.

I'd probably look a little better, but I'm not going to force food onto myself. So I agree.

It's all a matter of perspective, and yours is the one that matters.