Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Massena]

"The who said what about which now?"

~ Senator J. G. Cannon, when asked his reaction to a foreign newspaper's attack on his conservative policies.

[Auzkhia]

"Love is a beautiful thing, it comes from the Divine. It doesn't matter if it is male and female, male and male, and female and female."
-Himmel, Bishop of Innsbruck

[The Grand World Order]

"I get that you're a scary little poodle fucker back home, but you're absolutely nothing to me. Remember that. Fuck, I bet if I went to your hotel room tonight I'd see you bent over the goddamn bed wearing little nylon stockings with your minister right behind you." -Guard Lieutenant-Colonel (Ret.) Sir George Orwaltz, Acting Head of Foreign Affairs, with a mid-level foreign diplomat

[CHANCELLOR SLAAG] Are you fucking me around?
[RALKOVIAN DEPUTY SECRETARY OF STATE] I'm sorry, what?
[SLAAG] I just came from a briefing with a nine-year-old child.
[RALKOVIAN DSS] Ohhh, you mean Joshua... he's one of our best. I'm sorry it bothers you that we achieve so much at a young age.
[SLAAG] His fucking brief might as well have been written in alphabet soup. I called him on it and he just about tripped on his umbilical cord.
[RALKOVIAN DSS] Moving on... I understand Grand Commander Victor has instructed you to supply our war committee with new intelligence...
[SLAAG] Yes, apparently your fucking master race of highly-gifted toddlers can't quite get the job done between breastfeeds and playing with their Fascist Rangers, so an actual grown-up has to come bail you out.
-Coordination between Chancellor Heinrich Slaag and the Ralkovian Government in anticipation of a Ralkovian-Allanean war

(the "nine year old child" was actually 21)

[Kainesia]

"Our news networks are the most eco-friendly in the world. They run on 100% bullshit!"
A protestor speaks through a megaphone at a protest against press censorship. The police broke the protest with tear gas and water cannon and arrested many, who were sent to a human-hunting reserve for the aristocracy, as most criminals do.

[Saurisisia]

"You do realize you're talking to someone who doesn't give a shit about others' opinions about me, right?"
~ Secretary of War David Santorez Sr. to a Vulpinian journalist who was criticizing his conservative view points

[United World Order]

"IN FEUERKRAFT VERTRAUEN WIR" - 'In Firepower We Trust', a common slogan written on Ordernite tanks, artillery guns and even small arms weapons. This slogan along with others begun rising in popularity following the engagements against Aleckandorean rebels in East Taraka and Ecalponese Territories.


"ONE DICTATOR TO RULE THEM ALL, ONE DYSTOPIA TO RUIN IT ALL, ONE BULLET TO END IT ALL"- slogan written on the walls of a poverty stricken neighborhood in Mosva Polis. Other slogans can also be found in the majority of poverty stricken neighborhoods. Mostly written by anti-government activists primarily at midnight.


"Our reign over the United World Order is the most desirable for it's people. Their are no alternatives other then what is now in place as a government authority. What do you think will suffice in it's place?. Nothing, that's what. All other options are futile at this point." - Arnold Zieger , current Ordernite Minister of Interior during a meeting with a soon to be imprisoned activist leader.

[Las Palmeras]

"And now for the most recent news regarding foreign policies, here on the National. Vague criticisms about the views of foreign senators and foreign secretaries in other foreign news media are replied by even more vague commentary regarding the original issue."
-a brief comment in El Nacional newspaper

[The Grand World Order]

"I need a blowjob and a pizza." -Common graffiti from Orderian junior enlisted, considered the unofficial motto of "junior enlisted warriors" particularly in the infantry

"Yes, I killed him. I killed him for pizza - and a blowjob - and I didn't get the pizza and I didn't get the blowjob. Pretty, isn't it?" -'Corporal Nelly," a character in 'The White Chevron Mafia," a black comedy about life as a junior enlisted soldier, referencing the last quote's prevalence in the military

[Dhokantistan]

"Nobody cares"
- A person whose conversation got interrupted by a nerd

[Swamps of Shrek]

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life" - 19;31 Micheal Bay, excerpt from the Shribal

[Estainia]

"I try not to think about the distance between this place and the Milky Way, as genius as I am I would lose my mind again trying to calculate a mere percentage of the vastness." - Cornelius Maximilian remarking on the fact that the Lucielis system which Rostil sits in is not in the Milky Way, but rather in Messier 101, the Pinwheel Galaxy

[Elsa the Snow Queen]

"The cold never bothered me anyway"
~Queen Elsa, after "letting it go" and freezing her country

[Ruridova]

"When darkness had descended all across the land,
A lone voice in the distance told us that we must stand!
He have good speeches, never sweat, became a symbol of defiance...
His name's Obrenovic, he's come to save the day!

He swore that in his term we would see no gridlock
Then said that he'd double the surplus- he he, ha ha!
Stop unemployment and market dives, and cut bureaucracy in his spare time-
His name's Obrenovic he's come to save the day!

He'll use our nation's power to best Luziyca,
Then kung-fu chop Wisconsin- ka-chow, ka-chaw!
Our image in the world he'll mend,
Then make al-Keib and Tsipras friends,
His name's Obrenovic, he's come to save the day!

He'll spend the dough! Write the checks! Simultaneously cut taxes!
Stop the globe from getting warm! Fuel your car with nuts and corn!
Leap a building! Run industry! Save a kitten in a tree!
Fix the schools! Go to space! Punch a robot in the face!
Stop a train! Wrestle bears! Smoke a butt! We don't care!
Because you're Obrenovic, you've come to save the day!
So just snap your fingers and fix our damned country!"
- video made by Ruridovan YouTuber PokerOfFun, mocking the extreme optimism Ruridovans have for Prime Minister Svatopolk Obrenovic as his term begins, as well as the often contradictory or otherwise impossible things politicians promise to do, early 2015

[Selenare]

"There it was, the island the Muscovite cats and Domovoi called Sahalin, well it wasn't called that but it's simpler. Freezing winters, constant rain carried by violent gusts of wind, and grey summers engulfed in perpetual fog. If it weren't for the gas and metals, we probably wouldn't be there. It's home to natives and several thousands of us, news must have reached Milieu (Zhonghua) or Gojoseon and then Fuso, because if they gave us a hard time with that port in Asadal in Gojoseon, they wouldn't allow our presence there.

For months, digging up in the hard soil that either turned to mud or turned into a natural concrete in the frost. The natives were indifferent to us, but to the men of Fuso as well. With the bipedal Modelo 55 LMGs and the not-as-common Modelo-69* 10mm machine guns, peering and firing at hordes of men during irregular intervals who...like the mages our ancestors fought...also had magic of their own. Our sub-automatic rifles and bolt-action rifles fired with desperate speed when the M69s ran out of grease or temporarily froze. Our light sleep was ironically interrupted by our greatest comfort; the cannons and mortars behind us in the other side of the river. On the third month they showed up with their piloted magical automatons of iron. But our M69s and grenades had been spent and supply lines were thinning and even the artillery was being depleted. Our mission was still to hold our ground until one flank was broke in the first defensive line. All those men who heard rumors of Zhonghua about how those Fuso swine killed any captives decided to take their chances in the empty snow or the icy river.

We were doomed and surrounded, and at any point the enemies would have followed their attack and butchered us. But one fateful night we saw the lights of airships and the parachutes of supplies, provisions, and reinforcements. They came with our salvation. The GM-I used for the first time in actual combat, which lost it's virginity there by penetrating the armor of the enormous iron soldiers. By crippling their hefty joints and setting them ablaze.

Then, after a week of the air-reinforcements' engagements...we mocked the barbarians as they all stupidly decided to throw themselves in a mass charge in the open for one last time."
-A veteran of the Sahalin Frontier War (4780s)

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"The 'Gómez Modelo I' is a recreation of whatever information was left to remake an ancient man-made heavy weapon. Devised as an alternative to a heavy machine gun at battalion level, in which groups of soldiers could use 'something' to decimate thick concentrations of enemies, small fortifications, and even the Oriental walking automatons of Sindhu, Zhonghua, or Fuso should the worse come to hypothetical worse...as was the case in the Frontier very briefly.

In essence, the GM-I is a recoilless weapon with a caliber of around 55 mm that fires a rocket-propelled high explosive warhead flimsily stabilized by fins with a diameter of 110 mm at ranges equal or inferior to 93 meters *sighs*, albeit the accuracy and range increases when it's a still object. It's an ugly sight, as it is practically a steel-and-plywood tube (that at least has the courtesy of having telescopic sights and a pistol grip) with a protruding rocket, when disposed, another rocket can be inserted into the muzzle in a process so simple that even a child can do it."
-??? (4790)

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* A recreation of 'ancient' HMGs. Imagine the ugly child of a DShK and a Breda M38.

[Luziyca]

"When darkness had descended all across the land,
A lone voice in the distance told us that we must stand!
He have good speeches, never sweat, became a symbol of defiance...
His name's Obrenovic, he's come to save the day!

He swore that in his term we would see no gridlock
Then said that he'd double the surplus- he he, ha ha!
Stop unemployment and market dives, and cut bureaucracy in his spare time-
His name's Obrenovic he's come to save the day!

He'll use our nation's power to best Luziyca,
Then kung-fu chop Wisconsin- ka-chow, ka-chaw!
Our image in the world he'll mend,
Then make al-Keib and Tsipras friends,
His name's Obrenovic, he's come to save the day!

He'll spend the dough! Write the checks! Simultaneously cut taxes!
Stop the globe from getting warm! Fuel your car with nuts and corn!
Leap a building! Run industry! Save a kitten in a tree!
Fix the schools! Go to space! Punch a robot in the face!
Stop a train! Wrestle bears! Smoke a butt! We don't care!
Because you're Obrenovic, you've come to save the day!
So just snap your fingers and fix our damned country!"
- video made by Ruridovan YouTuber PokerOfFun, mocking the extreme optimism Ruridovans have for Prime Minister Svatopolk Obrenovic as his term begins, as well as the often contradictory or otherwise impossible things politicians promise to do, early 2015

"And I helped take care of your failed Wisconsite assassins by striking a blow that destroyed their morale: I killed that whore, Jessica."
-Patrick Green/Patrick Duvalier, from the dead

[Selenare]

"Muscovite cats are like the traditional Chats (Neko) within Selenare, except they occupy their eponymous islands. All distinct traits are more cultural. They're prone to be paler and to have fluffier ears and tails, and the ears are smaller most likely due to the cold winters. Their knowledge of the East is limited. But it's better than nothing.

Quite possibly a derivative of the elves or a mix between elf and beast folk are the Euro-Asiatic Barabashka, who receive that name by the Muscovites because they get by providing domestic services and menial labor in exchange for food and tools that they pick up on nomadic trips...while making a considerable amount of noise due to their social habits. They're by far the strangest sight in the East, going through in sledded caravans of caribou or small bison. They have a warrior caste which charges with sabers on their horned animals. Though it's probably an exaggeration, reports say that they can drink entire bottles of hard liquor without passing out while dancing for hours. They've taken to the Siberian Islands after the Blue Catastrophe."
-Mr. Coquelin (4790)

[Auzkhia]

"Luzyica is now my favorite little plaything."
-Eris, goddess of chaos.

[Luziyca]

"Luzyica is now my favorite little plaything."
-Eris, goddess of chaos.

"I didn't notice any effects."
-Ron Obvious

[Gorgashia]

"Heed the Mackonian, disregard Luzyica. Talking to it makes it stronger."

- Raven, the teacher/trickster spirit.

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"It always makes me stop and think, when people state that banning ideologies is Fascistic, Communist, and other buzzwords for authoritarian. Because there is a huge leap in logic by saying that. For example, in the outbreak of World War Two, Britain banned its Fascist party led by Oswald Mosley. Does that make Great Britain Fascist, even though many Fascists would disagree? In the Cold War, the USA antagonized anyone suspect of being Communist and the USSR imprisoned anyone suspect of sympathizing with Capitalists, ideologies that both nations labeled the other as authoritarian. Does that make the USA Communist and the USSR Capitalist? Then, there's the first historical example of when a man was accused on the basis of thinking differently, of deviating from the crowd. Of, essentially, following a different ideology. When the world's first goddamn democracy voted that Socrates either leave the Polis of Athens or drink a cup of hemlock. So, quite the contrary, the banning of ideologies is a very democratic tradition."

- Jacques Robespierre, Gorgashian Historian.

[Auzkhia]

"In a democracy, the people will inevitably vote themselves the property of others, and the nation will be exploited by demagogues. Tyranny of the masses is worse than tyranny of one leader."
-A journalist

[Estainia]

"In a democracy, the people will inevitably vote themselves the property of others, and the nation will be exploited by demagogues. Tyranny of the masses is worse than tyranny of one leader."
-A journalist

"In what world do you live that freemen choose slavery? Are you a proud patriot of Oceania?" - Stephen Jones

[Auzkhia]

"In a democracy, the people will inevitably vote themselves the property of others, and the nation will be exploited by demagogues. Tyranny of the masses is worse than tyranny of one leader."
-A journalist

"In what world do you live that freemen choose slavery? Are you a proud patriot of Oceania?" - Stephen Jones

"The monarchy is not oppressive. And I am a proud Imperial citizen of the Holy Roman Empire, I am loyal to my Emperor."
-A journalis

[Nezon]

"Organics of this planet. Your choices are as follows:
Option 1: Complete and total annihilation
Option 2: Render service to the Nezon Empire indefinitely.
Option 3: Flee

You have 72 hours to make your decision. All lifeforms remaining on the planet after that time will be terminated."
- Standard Nezon Ultimatum #3, First used by Nemesor Ikar (-#4342) before the battle of Skahkt III.

[Bojikami]

"When darkness had descended all across the land,
A lone voice in the distance told us that we must stand!
He have good speeches, never sweat, became a symbol of defiance...
His name's Obrenovic, he's come to save the day!

He swore that in his term we would see no gridlock
Then said that he'd double the surplus- he he, ha ha!
Stop unemployment and market dives, and cut bureaucracy in his spare time-
His name's Obrenovic he's come to save the day!

He'll use our nation's power to best Luziyca,
Then kung-fu chop Wisconsin- ka-chow, ka-chaw!
Our image in the world he'll mend,
Then make al-Keib and Tsipras friends,
His name's Obrenovic, he's come to save the day!

He'll spend the dough! Write the checks! Simultaneously cut taxes!
Stop the globe from getting warm! Fuel your car with nuts and corn!
Leap a building! Run industry! Save a kitten in a tree!
Fix the schools! Go to space! Punch a robot in the face!
Stop a train! Wrestle bears! Smoke a butt! We don't care!
Because you're Obrenovic, you've come to save the day!
So just snap your fingers and fix our damned country!"
- video made by Ruridovan YouTuber PokerOfFun, mocking the extreme optimism Ruridovans have for Prime Minister Svatopolk Obrenovic as his term begins, as well as the often contradictory or otherwise impossible things politicians promise to do, early 2015

"And I helped take care of your failed Wisconsite assassins by striking a blow that destroyed their morale: I killed that whore, Jessica."
-Patrick Green/Patrick Duvalier, from the dead

"Oh here we fucking go again..."
-Antony Belinsky

[Estainia]

"So much ash choking the skies, so many bodies piled high." - Foreword to Chapter 26 (The Fires of Allenbach) of How Few Remain - A Chronicle of the Great War, Camp Allenbach was the principle "Labor Camp" of the Belkan Nationalist Empire during the Great War, it was liberated (to the absolute horror of the liberating forces) in late 1918.