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Bojikami
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Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

Postby Bojikami » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:11 pm

Welcome!

The thread is pretty self-explanatory. What are some quotes of people in your nation?

1- whenever a patently ridiculous thing is said, drink one shot
2- if an ad hominem, generalization, or strawman is used, drink two shots
3- if a Bereian and a Ruridovan get into an argument, sip from a shot of whiskey and a shot of whisky
-- if the argument involved government size, religious freedom, or gun rights, finish both shots
4- if someone from New Frenco mentions sex, drink a shot
-- if a Saurisian deity responds, drink two more shots
5- if a Bojikamiian says something pertaining to past wars or national heroes, drink a shot of vodka
6- whenever a Kylian says anything, drink a shot of ouzo
-- if a Kylian uses the term 'progresso' or 'Urrope'; or implies NFE to be a pedo nation, drink whole bottle of ouzo.
7- if a GWO citizen mentions world conquest, drink a shot
-- drink two shots if they use something other than fascism to justify it
-- drink three if Magna Polis or one of the Victors is mentioned
-- if suicide or an atrocity is mentioned, drink a bottle of beer
8- if a Luziycan denies that Luziyca is responsible for some atrocity, drink a can of lite beer
-- if they then express support for those who committed said atrocity, finish the six-pack
9- if a White Sunese mentions an Emperor or Empress, drink a glass of sake
10- if an Auzkhian uses magic, drink a glass of beer
-- if said magic-user is a pony, drink another
11- have a shot for every day Wisconsin does not use a nuclear weapon on a civilian population
-- for every nuke Wisconsin uses, take three shots
12- whenever a Multifarian makes disparaging comments about British conservatism, drink a glass of white wine
-- if the word 'zer' is used more than thrice, drink another; if used more than five times, drink another glass of white and a glass of red
13- when a Taojunese says something edgy, mix a shot of vodka into a cup of coffee and drink
14- whenever Cornelius Maximilian speaks, drink a shot
15- if the fourth wall is broken, drink a glass of barley wine or hefeweizen
-- if multiversal travel is mentioned, drink a glass of port or sherry as well
16- whenever the diary of an Allancian soldier is mentioned, sip a shot
-- if it is the diary of an officer or general, drink the shot
-- if the date is mentioned, drink a bottle of whatever the shot is
-- if said soldier wrote the entry shortly before a horrendous defeat, drink two bottles
17- drink a glass of near beer whenever someone posts on an alt
18- if some random NSer posts once and never returns, drink a jug of moonshine
19- when Stephen Jones, Julissa Hickman, Antony Belinsky, Leopold Dietkrech, Alicán Relenóris, or any other similar average civilian quasi-author-avatar character is brought up, finish the bottle nearest to you
20- when the thread forgets Umbra Ac Silentium whenever a list is made, drink a whole bottle of your least favorite liquor. That'll make you remember next time.

(As made by Ruridova and Wisconsin and whoever else makes up future rules).
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Multifarity
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Postby Multifarity » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:19 pm

"Hey, I've dealt with discrimination, I'm forever getting teased for being a Christian. Sometimes they say the Pope wears a girly dress!"

"... ... ... Sucks to be you. You're practically a martyr."


-Multifarian Christian and a gay atheist Multifarian born to a Jewish family in 1950s Saudi Arabia, who went to school in Alabama.
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I hate Tories. If I see a Tory, I eat a Tory.
A small and relatively wealthy parliamentary republic with a population of 1.2 million, covering most of northern Yorkshire in Britain, which became independent from the UK in 1987 in the desire to create a state which prioritises civil rights, social mobility, individuality and heterogeneity above all else. It's noted for it's absence of a gender-binary, it's highly progressive taxation and very well funded welfare state.
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New Frenco Empire
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Postby New Frenco Empire » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:20 pm

"A great writer once said 'all critics should die screaming.' I think I should take him up on that offer."

-Collin Sanders, "The Red Painter", shortly before his infamous spree (which was indeed brought on by some harsh and potentially biased criticism)
NEW FRENCO EMPIRE

Transferring information from disorganized notes into presentable factbooks is way too time consuming for a procrastinator. Just ask if you have questions.
Plutocratic Evil Empire™ situated in a post-apocalyptic Decopunk North America. Extreme PMT, yet socially stuck in the interwar/immediate post-war era, with Jazz music and flapper culture alongside nanotechnology and Martian colonies. Tier I power of the Frencoverse.


Las Palmeras wrote:Roaring 20s but in the future and with mutants

Alyakia wrote:you are a modern poet
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Coming at you from Fort Orwell! (Imperial Forces Network)



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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:20 pm

"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!"
~ Intercom greeting to visitors at the Hellas Creek Future Fair of 1964
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
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Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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Las Palmeras
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Postby Las Palmeras » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:21 pm

"I'm so terribly sorry I can't be seen as a God anymore."
-Tomoko Zorilla to Celeste, the first was being helplessly criticized by her own mother
Hey hey, LP here: Too burnt out with this nation to make new lore or fix macrohistorical longue durée alt-his inconsistencies, too clingy to let it die.
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Horizont
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Postby Horizont » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:23 pm

"Technology? Technology is fiddly; ever-changing; fragile. Magic and childhood fantasies, on the other hand, can last forever if one wants."

---The Kaiserin's daughter; sometime in the future.

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New Tsavon
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Postby New Tsavon » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:24 pm

"The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel,
the realist sees a train entering the tunnel,
the pessimist sees a train speeding at him, hell for leather,
and the machinist sees three idiots sitting on the rail track."

    -- Unknown
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Horizont
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Postby Horizont » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:28 pm

"What is the purpose of our organization? Well- there are many, many things such as impossibly powerful magical beings; strange, wonderful creatures and lifeforms; and completely anomalous objects and events and places which defy all explanation. I have seen monsters made of antimatter. A race of machines that feel only hate. Entities that can wipe out cities and armies with but a thought. I have gazed into the void and it stared back. The multiverse has eyes; it is watching us. I saw a dragon in he void; an ancient dragon, billions upon billions of years old, for whom the time between the big bang and now passed in the space of a heartbeat. I have flown through black holes, uncomfortable as that may be. The multiverse is an awe-inspiring, amazing, wonderful, dangerous place- but somebody has to make sense of it. And that is our purpose. We catalog; research; develop; discover; explore. But not only that- we also defend. Somebody must defend our planet Earth, lest it should fall to one of these wonders."

---Katherine Rommel; high-ranking member of Zauber-Kommand and older sister to Isla Rommel

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Estainia
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Estainia » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:32 pm

"Goddammit, this keeps dragging on and on like some kind of sick joke. You need a better sense of humor you malevolent bastards!" - Cornelius Maximilian, 541 AD, referring to the Plague of Justinian
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Auzkhia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:33 pm

"Welcome to a new reign."
-Emperor Heinrich on the day of his coronation as King of Hungary.
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:36 pm

"So begins the days of the King, may they long be prosperous."
~ Grand Priest of the Congregation of Saurus William Donnely during thecoronation of Charles Julius Tyrannus as King Charles I
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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Auzkhia
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Founded: Mar 11, 2010
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Postby Auzkhia » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:40 pm

"Hungary is no longer orphaned. Henry-Charles, son of King Otto II, is our new king. May he reign and prosper."
-The Archbishop of Esztergom
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
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Xekliv
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Founded: May 12, 2011
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Postby Xekliv » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:43 pm

"Like a bat outta... dahh, forget it."
    -- Xeklivian LRV driver
Just your average divine gaseous being encased in a chitinous shell of forged ash. Don't hit on me, silly mortalflames! I advocate fuedalism.
European Socialist Republic wrote:"When Xeklivians laugh, the rest of the universe cries."
-Popular quote from a European sci-fi show.
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Norse Mythology meets Buddhism, Hinduism, Gnosticism and other Abrahamic religions, as well as Classical (roman/greek) and Egyptian Mythology, with a heavy dosage of east-asian culture and shonen anime, and lots death metal. In space.
National Anthem of Xekliv | An Explanation of My Nation

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Multifarity
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Postby Multifarity » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:45 pm

"Body-shaming is a sure sign of ignorance, inconsiderateness and insecurity."

-Health Minister (and formidable Scrabble player) Burt Livermore
British Genderqueer Intactivist Pokémon Trainer
Economic Left/Right: -5.12 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.67
Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Time Magazine Person Of The Year
I hate Tories. If I see a Tory, I eat a Tory.
A small and relatively wealthy parliamentary republic with a population of 1.2 million, covering most of northern Yorkshire in Britain, which became independent from the UK in 1987 in the desire to create a state which prioritises civil rights, social mobility, individuality and heterogeneity above all else. It's noted for it's absence of a gender-binary, it's highly progressive taxation and very well funded welfare state.
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The Kangaroo Republic
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Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:48 pm

"Something, something, allusion connected with the start of a forum thread."
~Absolutely genuine Macropodine historical figure.
Sub Astra --- Australes Unum
they/them or he/him pronouns please
Version 3 of the Kangaroo Republic started on 9 March, 2014

>>Go to factbook<<

Other names for the Kangaroo Republic: The Federation, FKR, The Federal Kangaroo Republic
Demonym: Macropodine, Kangan
NS resident kangaroo furry and therian.
Demsoc, Pro BLM, Pro Antifa
Big ol' non-binary duder

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New Frenco Empire
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Founded: Mar 14, 2013
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Postby New Frenco Empire » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:55 pm

"The Empire has some gold to be found in it. You can do pretty much whatever you want unless it harms someone (abrahamic religions count as harming someone, but luckily, as long as you're inside the walls of a supercity, the Zealots can't touch you). The people are raised up to be intelligent and *ahem* oh so open. Poverty is rare, due to artificial intelligence and robotics being responsibly used. Happiness is the word of the day. Unfortunately, that doesn't change the fact that it's an authoritarian regime, ruled by those who pass the state's tests. It doesn't change the fact that freedom is a word rarely heard on the outside world: their oppressors are the Imperial Military. It doesn't change the fact that war is always on the horizon, ready to kill millions and millions. It doesn't change the fact that thousands die in the name of 'mankind' because they were born into worshiping God or Allah or whatever. It certainly doesn't change the fact that we're living in a world that ended 200 years ago."

-Heather Wainright
NEW FRENCO EMPIRE

Transferring information from disorganized notes into presentable factbooks is way too time consuming for a procrastinator. Just ask if you have questions.
Plutocratic Evil Empire™ situated in a post-apocalyptic Decopunk North America. Extreme PMT, yet socially stuck in the interwar/immediate post-war era, with Jazz music and flapper culture alongside nanotechnology and Martian colonies. Tier I power of the Frencoverse.


Las Palmeras wrote:Roaring 20s but in the future and with mutants

Alyakia wrote:you are a modern poet
Top Hits of 2132! (Imperial Public Radio)
Coming at you from Fort Orwell! (Imperial Forces Network)



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Wisconsin9
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:56 pm

No, I'm not going to reference the beggining of the nation. We were born from a horrendous civil war. Fuck off.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.
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Jherusalem
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Postby Jherusalem » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:58 pm

"Temporal authority spoiled the Papacy and gave rise to a line of corrupt, venal Pontiffs more interested in personal advancement than advancing the Lord's glory."

~ HMCM King Henry IV.

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Dread Lady Nathicana
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:22 pm

If you are going to post a quote of someone in your nation, actually put some effort into it rather than just spam the everlovincrap out of the thread, please. Thank you.

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"The right of Sovereignty, I willingly pass on. From my hands to hers, I bequeath all the rights I claimed at my own ascension in full, to my beloved daughter. May she carry her responsibility with dignity, and in accordance with the provisions of the Laws of the Dominion." -- Nathicana D'Aquisto, Dread Lady and First Imperatrice of the Dominion, on stepping down and passing the crown to Naiya D'Aquisto, Current Dominion Imperatrice

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Multifarity
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Founded: Oct 26, 2013
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Postby Multifarity » Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:23 pm

"War, murder, rape, inequality, bullying, violence, destitution and despair engulf this globe... And you consider people who spend their lives singing about flowers to be 'more ethical'?"

-Political rapper 'C-Unit' to a detractor who doesn't like the 'dark imagery' and 'swearing' in C-Unit's tracks.
British Genderqueer Intactivist Pokémon Trainer
Economic Left/Right: -5.12 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.67
Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Time Magazine Person Of The Year
I hate Tories. If I see a Tory, I eat a Tory.
A small and relatively wealthy parliamentary republic with a population of 1.2 million, covering most of northern Yorkshire in Britain, which became independent from the UK in 1987 in the desire to create a state which prioritises civil rights, social mobility, individuality and heterogeneity above all else. It's noted for it's absence of a gender-binary, it's highly progressive taxation and very well funded welfare state.
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Auzkhia
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Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:29 pm

"I never wanted a scar, but I got it anyway."
-Prince Golden Crown of Fiume after his cruel father burnt half of his face.
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
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Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Greco-Roman Pagan Socialist

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Multifarity
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Founded: Oct 26, 2013
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Postby Multifarity » Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:32 pm

"The time I attempted suicide I was instantly hit by the regretful thought: 'Every problem in my life is minor... Except the one regarding all the pills I've just swallowed.'

I wonder if it's the same with war, are war-starting leaders struck with the notion: 'I thought I had so many valuable political goals, but now the only one which seems important is ending this war.'

Who knows."


-PM Carey Hunt
British Genderqueer Intactivist Pokémon Trainer
Economic Left/Right: -5.12 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.67
Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Time Magazine Person Of The Year
I hate Tories. If I see a Tory, I eat a Tory.
A small and relatively wealthy parliamentary republic with a population of 1.2 million, covering most of northern Yorkshire in Britain, which became independent from the UK in 1987 in the desire to create a state which prioritises civil rights, social mobility, individuality and heterogeneity above all else. It's noted for it's absence of a gender-binary, it's highly progressive taxation and very well funded welfare state.
Map

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Auzkhia
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Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:35 pm

"Auzkhia is a nation of a prosperous peace in an envious and hateful world. Therefore the Army is the key to our safety"
-Field Marshal Giuseppe de Medici
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
Factbook Embassy App
Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Greco-Roman Pagan Socialist

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Xekliv
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Founded: May 12, 2011
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Postby Xekliv » Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:37 pm

"The best voices----voices that truly matter----never
allow themselves be heard. This lesson is worth
learning again and again.

Forever.

Your voice moves as whispers, murmurs and urges
inside larger winds. Only the trusted few can absorb
what is necessary. Wise and sly and perfect, your
instructions drop, leaving nothing but the hard sweet
rime of enlightenment.

The path is set. Your voice is unleashed. Except now
it is gone...

And maybe it never was."

    -- Plaque on a statue of Emperor Xektus outside of Baras Spire
Just your average divine gaseous being encased in a chitinous shell of forged ash. Don't hit on me, silly mortalflames! I advocate fuedalism.
European Socialist Republic wrote:"When Xeklivians laugh, the rest of the universe cries."
-Popular quote from a European sci-fi show.
(This message is brought to you by the Booze Council!)
VISION WILL BLIND | SEVERANCE TIES | MEDIAN AM I | TRUE ARE ALL LIES
Norse Mythology meets Buddhism, Hinduism, Gnosticism and other Abrahamic religions, as well as Classical (roman/greek) and Egyptian Mythology, with a heavy dosage of east-asian culture and shonen anime, and lots death metal. In space.
National Anthem of Xekliv | An Explanation of My Nation

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Ruridova
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Founded: Jun 20, 2011
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Postby Ruridova » Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:40 pm

"I don't mind losing fights. If you never lose a fight, you've never taken on anything of sufficient importance to justify one."
- fmr. Prime Minister Nathaniel Brixton, 1997
Республіка Рюрідова - Королівство Вілкія
"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you invited me in; I needed clothes and you clothed me; I was sick and you looked after me; I was in prison and you came to visit me... Truly, whatever you did for one of the least of my brothers and sisters, you did for me."
- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

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