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Postby Punkvania » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:15 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:TIts on a snake I... have no words


"Tits on a snake" are some awesome words to use... oh man that's a phrase I must incorporate into every day conversation now. Oh and thanks dude haha.
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:15 pm

Hydronium wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Am I the only person in this thread who likes vagina? jesus christ

I'm straight, though I really view sexual activity as more of an event that comes after marriage than a goal that one should try to get at all costs.

Men can't satisfy me so I've given up on sex.
But really why can I not find a decent man/woman/transperson/android to love
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:15 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:
Sure, tell that to Uranus and Zeus over there.

I'm going to tell it to Uranus. With my foot.


He actually devoured his sons you know? What makes you think your foot won't end up being digested? :p
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Postby Stattr » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:16 pm

Aaaaaand, I hear the wii so that is my que to go and play with my sister. Cya later!
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:17 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Hydronium wrote:I'm straight, though I really view sexual activity as more of an event that comes after marriage than a goal that one should try to get at all costs.

Men can't satisfy me so I've given up on sex.
But really why can I not find a decent man/woman/transperson/android to love


:eyebrow:

ALL men or just ALL the men you have dated thus far?
Soldati senza confini: Better than an iPod in shuffle more with 20,000 songs.
Tekania wrote:Welcome to NSG, where informed opinions get to bump-heads with ignorant ideology under the pretense of an equal footing.

"When it’s a choice of putting food on the table, or thinking about your morals, it’s easier to say you’d think about your morals, but only if you’ve never faced that decision." - Anastasia Richardson

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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:18 pm

R the Zombie wrote:
Punkvania wrote:
Hey you're not bad looking yourself dude. Has anyone told you that you look sort of like Liev Schreiber?


You would be the first. But, I find that a high compliment. If I had his acting ability, I wouldn't drive a cab.

I've got his acting ability, but I look like a really ugly blob of gross so I will never fulfill my dreams of being on stage/in front of a camera.
Punkvania wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:TIts on a snake I... have no words


"Tits on a snake" are some awesome words to use... oh man that's a phrase I must incorporate into every day conversation now. Oh and thanks dude haha.

The phrase is actually "That makes as much sense as tits on a [word]" where the blank word is anything that does not have boobs. Bulls, bikes, snakes, cornbread.
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Postby R the Zombie » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:18 pm

Punkvania wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:TIts on a snake I... have no words


"Tits on a snake" are some awesome words to use... oh man that's a phrase I must incorporate into every day conversation now. Oh and thanks dude haha.


It is a great phrase. "Tits on a snake, that's the best dinner I've ever had." "Tits on a snake, you look like a drugged-out zombie reject. You sick, bro?"
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Postby Liberonscien » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:18 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Hydronium wrote:I'm straight, though I really view sexual activity as more of an event that comes after marriage than a goal that one should try to get at all costs.

Men can't satisfy me so I've given up on sex.
But really why can I not find a decent man/woman/transperson/android to love

I'd date an android if it could hold a conversation.
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Postby Hydronium » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:18 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Hydronium wrote:I'm straight, though I really view sexual activity as more of an event that comes after marriage than a goal that one should try to get at all costs.

Men can't satisfy me so I've given up on sex.
But really why can I not find a decent man/woman/transperson/android to love

Hey, if you keep looking, there is always the chance that you'll find the one that is meant for you. But you'll never know who that special someone is unless if you keep looking.
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Postby Auremena » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:18 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:But really why can I not find a decent man/woman/transperson/android to love
I'm just like meh, no one wants me in this awkward inbetween phase of after undressing I look pretty much 100% male, but with clothes I look anywhere from 100% to 0% female, depending on who you ask, so I'm not expecting love, much less sex, for probably at least a year.
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:18 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Men can't satisfy me so I've given up on sex.
But really why can I not find a decent man/woman/transperson/android to love


:eyebrow:

ALL men or just ALL the men you have dated thus far?

I have had sex with far more people than I have dated, young grasshopper.
TET's resident state assessment exam
My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:18 pm

New North Aqmuland wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:
Sure, tell that to Uranus and Zeus over there.

Tartarus and Co. are mildly mad at y'all.


Tartarus can shove it.
Soldati senza confini: Better than an iPod in shuffle more with 20,000 songs.
Tekania wrote:Welcome to NSG, where informed opinions get to bump-heads with ignorant ideology under the pretense of an equal footing.

"When it’s a choice of putting food on the table, or thinking about your morals, it’s easier to say you’d think about your morals, but only if you’ve never faced that decision." - Anastasia Richardson

Current Goal: Flesh out nation factbook.
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:19 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:
:eyebrow:

ALL men or just ALL the men you have dated thus far?

I have had sex with far more people than I have dated, young grasshopper.


:eyebrow:

If your mom is 38 then I can assure you I'm perhaps older than you. A bit less experienced though since I haven't had sex but once ._. and that's it.
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Soldati senza confini: Better than an iPod in shuffle more with 20,000 songs.
Tekania wrote:Welcome to NSG, where informed opinions get to bump-heads with ignorant ideology under the pretense of an equal footing.

"When it’s a choice of putting food on the table, or thinking about your morals, it’s easier to say you’d think about your morals, but only if you’ve never faced that decision." - Anastasia Richardson

Current Goal: Flesh out nation factbook.
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Postby Katyuscha » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:20 pm

Thafoo wrote:I've never thought of this before, but I totally ship Russell Lissack with Andrew VanWyngarden.

Russel doesn't look too great, to me.
Very soft
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Postby Thafoo » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:21 pm

Katyuscha wrote:
Thafoo wrote:I've never thought of this before, but I totally ship Russell Lissack with Andrew VanWyngarden.

Russel doesn't look too great, to me.

DAT HAIR...
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Postby Shnercropolis » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:21 pm

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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:21 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I have had sex with far more people than I have dated, young grasshopper.


:eyebrow:

If your mom is 38 then I can assure you I'm perhaps older than you.

37
Maybe
Probably.
Any case everyone is a young grasshopper.
But actually EVERYONE regardless of age is a baby flower so.
In any case yeah I'm sexually unsatisfied because ugh.
TET's resident state assessment exam
My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.
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Postby Luziyca » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:21 pm

Just got an Acer Aspire, carrying Windows 8.
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Postby Shnercropolis » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:22 pm

Luziyca wrote:Just got an Acer Aspire, carrying Windows 8.

You poor, poor soul.
it is my firm belief that I should never have to justify my beliefs.
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:22 pm

Luziyca wrote:Just got an Acer Aspire, carrying Windows 8.

Eyyyyyy that's what I bought last night
TET's resident state assessment exam
My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.
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Postby Tavistock » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:22 pm

Good morning
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Postby Liberonscien » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:22 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
New North Aqmuland wrote:Tartarus and Co. are mildly mad at y'all.


Tartarus can shove it.

Up his *censored*
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Postby Hydronium » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:23 pm

*Realizes that everyone around him is at least 18
*Is a person who just turned 14 three months ago
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Postby Hydronium » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:23 pm

Tavistock wrote:Good morning

San Marino's flag. I can see that you have good taste :P
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Postby Katyuscha » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:23 pm

Thafoo wrote:
Katyuscha wrote:Russel doesn't look too great, to me.

DAT HAIR...

Eh... I don't care for his face, too much.

I've recently found myself falling for Thomas Mars, though.
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