[quote="Inspector Walter deGroot";p="19644567"][quote="Corenea";p="19644482"]"He's infringing on my freedom from religion, arrest him!" The man said as he runs away then trips and fell on his face.[/quote]
The two constables arrive in front of the man on the ground as they look at him, slightly annoyed that he disturbed their tea break.
"Sir," said the second officer. "That is not what freedom from religion is. Now, you are under arrest for assault. You have the right to remain silent, however anything you do say can and could be taken down and be used in a court of law against you. Beware of failing to mention something now which you later rely on in a Court of Law. You have the right to Legal Assistance."
The first officer then returns to the sides of the Pastafarian.
"Sir, are you alright?"
"I'm fine, matey," replied the Pastafarian. "His Noodly Appendage has protected me from the infidel's hateful ways."
The policeman then left, and rolled his eyes after he turned around, away from the sight of the Pirate.[/quote]
*Charles briskly walks to the officers* "This is not acceptable, that pirate thing should not have been on public property in the first place."
