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Gear 1
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Postby Gear 1 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:15 pm

Soviet Klaec wrote:
All Narcotics with the exception of Government-Grown Cannabis are outlawed, with possession of small amounts being punishable by 6 months internment in a Regulated Government Labor Camp, and possession of large amounts deemed as being intended for distribution being punished by 5 - 15 years in a Regulated Government Labor Camp.


Non Citizens of the Federation may earn their citizenship, and all rights and privileges under the law, by serving up to ten years in the Pioneer Labor Corps. Often, school dropouts and generally bad folk are also offered the Corps as a chance to redeem themselves and become productive Federation Citizens. Non-Citizens and illegal immigrants are very heavily discriminated against and in general are only given limited rights and protections under the law.
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Sween
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Postby Sween » Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:55 pm

Gear 1 wrote:
Soviet Klaec wrote:
All Narcotics with the exception of Government-Grown Cannabis are outlawed, with possession of small amounts being punishable by 6 months internment in a Regulated Government Labor Camp, and possession of large amounts deemed as being intended for distribution being punished by 5 - 15 years in a Regulated Government Labor Camp.


Non Citizens of the Federation may earn their citizenship, and all rights and privileges under the law, by serving up to ten years in the Pioneer Labor Corps. Often, school dropouts and generally bad folk are also offered the Corps as a chance to redeem themselves and become productive Federation Citizens. Non-Citizens and illegal immigrants are very heavily discriminated against and in general are only given limited rights and protections under the law.


foreigners can become citizens as long as they do a job, live within the country and have no criminal record here.

school students drive tanks as a sport, sensha-do (look up girls und panzer)
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Rothuria
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Postby Rothuria » Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:38 pm

Rothic Liberalism is often called "moderated Liberalism," and is regarded as common in both major parties.

On the social front, it believes moderate regulation is necessary for a civilized society. Abortion is illegal, on grounds of "just in case life begins at conception," who can really know? But just about of everything else is a "it's your business," as long as you KEEP it your business.

On the Economic side, its practically the same thing. There are regulations that prevent fraud and misleading consumers, also for putting whacky, non-necessary chemicals in it. But is still "under-regulated" by crazy Euro-standards.

That post was way to serious. To lighten stuff up, here's some smilies: Image
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Sween
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Postby Sween » Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:45 pm

Rothuria wrote:Rothic Liberalism is often called "moderated Liberalism," and is regarded as common in both major parties.

On the social front, it believes moderate regulation is necessary for a civilized society. Abortion is illegal, on grounds of "just in case life begins at conception," who can really know? But just about of everything else is a "it's your business," as long as you KEEP it your business.

On the Economic side, its practically the same thing. There are regulations that prevent fraud and misleading consumers, also for putting whacky, non-necessary chemicals in it. But is still "under-regulated" by crazy Euro-standards.

That post was way to serious. To lighten stuff up, here's some smilies: (Image)


"Censorship is telling a man he can't have steak, just because a baby can't chew it." -mark twain

is the motto of SCTV (the TV broadcasting administration for the entire nation)

(censorship is illegal)
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Firsthome
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Postby Firsthome » Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:05 pm

We have gay 6 year olds. What do you have? Nukes?! :p :p :p 8)
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Outer Russia
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Postby Outer Russia » Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:08 pm

There's more than one Asian.

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Sween
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Postby Sween » Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:53 pm

Firsthome wrote:We have gay 6 year olds. What do you have? Nukes?! :p :p :p 8)


we have no age of consent and both of the things you mentioned, just nukes are in a much much larger proportion.

above: we are 90% Asian
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New Brasilia
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Postby New Brasilia » Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:59 pm

We are 90% Brazilian.
República Socialista Soviética da Brasília
MORRER PELA PÁTRIA É VIVER


Somos como o Brasil, mas mais comunista e com a tecnologia pós-moderna.
NIDAM (Nível de Alerta Militar): 0 - Baixo

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Soviet Klaec
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Founded: Nov 19, 2011
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Postby Soviet Klaec » Sat Oct 18, 2014 11:10 pm

Gear 1 wrote:
Soviet Klaec wrote:
All Narcotics with the exception of Government-Grown Cannabis are outlawed, with possession of small amounts being punishable by 6 months internment in a Regulated Government Labor Camp, and possession of large amounts deemed as being intended for distribution being punished by 5 - 15 years in a Regulated Government Labor Camp.


Non Citizens of the Federation may earn their citizenship, and all rights and privileges under the law, by serving up to ten years in the Pioneer Labor Corps. Often, school dropouts and generally bad folk are also offered the Corps as a chance to redeem themselves and become productive Federation Citizens. Non-Citizens and illegal immigrants are very heavily discriminated against and in general are only given limited rights and protections under the law.


That is indeed a shock compared to our Cultural and Legal Standards! We very easily (compared to most nations) extended Permanent Residence and Citizenship to those who wish it, and offer the exact same protection under our law to all Non-Citizens as we do Citizens. (With the exception of Enemies of the Union, such as the Capitalist Insurgents Klaec is still rooting out in the otherwise mostly-uninhabited North-Western Desert-Mountain Regions.)

New Brasilia wrote:We are 90% Brazilian.


Ummm... I guess the above applies equally towards yours as apparently, "In New Brasilia, only foreigners may receive the death penalty."
If we must choose between peace and righteousness, I choose righteousness. - Theodore Roosevelt

"The United Socialist States of Soviet Klaec is a very large, safe nation, -snip-, The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, criminals are thrown to the Grizzly Bears to repay their debt to society, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Soviet Klaec in search of Grizzly Bears, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle."

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Sovjetia wrote:today we woud like all communist nations join the fight agenst the ECAA and nazis

What does "agenst" mean? As a Nazi nation, we hope it means "alongside" or "in defense of."

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Gear 1
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Postby Gear 1 » Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:22 am

In times of war, the nation preserves all Federation Citizens by using the national protocol Operation Bolthole. All major cities and communities have hidden access to a secret network of interconnected, underground fortresses. Every citizen is provided living quarters and an assigned job so that the emergency facilities can run indefinitely. Large amounts of the treasury are funneled to the network, allowing stockpiles of food and weapons, and complete underground infrastructures (power, factories, aircraft hangars, etc) to be maintained. Bolthole provides the armed citizenry the means to safely withdraw and have bases from which to take back invaded territory.
"Of all the things I have done in my life, that which I am most proud of is that I have served my family, community, country and my countrymen as a member of the United States Navy."

I am a Staunch Nationalist. "Citizens Come Before All Others."

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Ca1ormen
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Founded: Oct 19, 2014
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Postby Ca1ormen » Sun Oct 19, 2014 2:00 am

If the Tisroc (may he live forever) gets indigestion, it is custom to execute the chef who served him his most recent meal.
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Kaizer Rus
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Founded: Sep 27, 2014
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Postby Kaizer Rus » Sun Oct 19, 2014 5:16 am

We are gonna fukin rekt ur country if the faze clan defeats us

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Planet Trade Organization
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Founded: Oct 18, 2014
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Postby Planet Trade Organization » Sun Oct 19, 2014 5:20 am

We conquer planets, usually those with sentient life, then completely wipe their population and sell them to the highest bidder. In fact, we will make a GEaT storefront for that.

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The Industrial States of Columbia
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Postby The Industrial States of Columbia » Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:18 am

Planet Trade Organization wrote:We conquer planets, usually those with sentient life, then completely wipe their population and sell them to the highest bidder. In fact, we will make a GEaT storefront for that.


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New Brasilia
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Postby New Brasilia » Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:19 am

Speaking out against the government is punishable by 40 years in prison (or the death penalty, if you're a foreigner).
República Socialista Soviética da Brasília
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Somos como o Brasil, mas mais comunista e com a tecnologia pós-moderna.
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The Nexus of Man
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Postby The Nexus of Man » Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:11 pm

Anyone who identifies as a hedonist is publicly killed.

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Ardavia
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Postby Ardavia » Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:51 pm

The Nexus of Man wrote:Anyone who identifies as a hedonist is publicly killed.


Publicly speaking out against the Imperator is not technically illegal, but it's a good way to get lynch-mobbed.
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The Nexus of Man
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Postby The Nexus of Man » Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:58 pm

Ardavia wrote:
The Nexus of Man wrote:Anyone who identifies as a hedonist is publicly killed.


Publicly speaking out against the Imperator is not technically illegal, but it's a good way to get lynch-mobbed.


Got that leader-cult, don't you? :P

The Nexus generally patrols it's border. A lot.

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Numoland
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Founded: Feb 16, 2014
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Postby Numoland » Sun Oct 19, 2014 2:47 pm

Guns are banned.
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Gear 1
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Postby Gear 1 » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:08 pm

Numoland wrote:Guns are banned.


Castle Doctrine is encouraged. All citizens of the Federation have an inalienable right to protect their own life, property, and the lives of their families with deadly force. Many wildcat settlers are given firearms and ammo by the government and the means to warn bases that trespassers have crossed the frontier when the Border Constabulary patrols are not passing through.
"Of all the things I have done in my life, that which I am most proud of is that I have served my family, community, country and my countrymen as a member of the United States Navy."

I am a Staunch Nationalist. "Citizens Come Before All Others."

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Nueva Uruguay
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Postby Nueva Uruguay » Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:55 pm

Most police do not carry guns.
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Kalbana
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Founded: Sep 11, 2014
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Postby Kalbana » Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:58 pm

Nueva Uruguay wrote:Most police do not carry guns.

We have magic

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Firsthome
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Postby Firsthome » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:01 pm

We have a pop if 1 bill and a crashed economy
I have a heart of a five year-old...
it's in a jar in my basement

Springer:"I've got better things to do tonight than die"

DYK:Breathing lowers your life expectancy by 50%.

Laerod wrote:That's like pointing out a thread about kittens contains posts about baby cats.
Left: 8.06, Libertarian: 0.6,7 foreign policy: -5.76, culture: -6.26
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Koshkarus
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Founded: Aug 25, 2014
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Postby Koshkarus » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:18 pm

Our population is 0, if you count humans.
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Illuminination
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Founded: Jul 29, 2013
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Postby Illuminination » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:21 pm

Koshkarus wrote:Our population is 0, if you count humans.

Cat is a popular dish here. *smacks lips*
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