Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)

[Nation of the Genuine Peoples]

The government is secretly working on a drug which stimulates contractions better at birth to limit cases of assisted birth, thought to contribute to autism.

[Free Pejite]

We do not allow any drugs except for combat or medical drugs.

[Euterchlim]

We are pointing to a more privatized economy.

[Urran]

When saying goodbye to an elder, you must never turn your back to them. Walk backwards while bowing until they are out if sight.

Or you could eat live octopus

[Uelvan]

The proper Uelvanian greeting is to punch the one you're greeting in the face. Generally this is done on the jaw or cheek to strangers, but a punch to the nose is only polite for those you are close to.

[Numadsh]

Everyone is trained to hold a weapon, or at least trained to give a good punch

[Carcino]

We're economic pragmatists. Not stingy old people.

[Auzkhia]

Strangely enough, laissze faire is like a wave, it peaks and goes down. Now, it is going down, but we will never go socialist as we like the capitalist market economy.

[Planeia]

Just like our average orientation, we go both capitalist and socialist. Even though everyone here is pansexual.

[Rothuria]

98.4% of Rothics are heterosexual.

[Bojikami]

98.4% of Rothics are heterosexual.

64.3% of Bojikamiians are bisexual.

[New Frenco Empire]

We don't take statistics on such things, but we know enough to say that bisexuality is the majority by an extreme margin.

[Rothuria]

Our language isn't all nasally with guttural R's and an insane amount of silent letters.

And we don't eat snails.

[Nation of the Genuine Peoples]

We consider Frenks to be Americans, not French

[Zhouran]

Our soldiers use the Type 77 powered armor, capable of even shrugging off a direct strike from a .50BMG round fired from a modern-day human anti-materiel rifle. Plus, the Youmu people have traits that are considered "superhuman." An average full-grown Youmu person can carry up to 36,700 kg of weight. The Youmu race possess remarkable recuperative powers that allows them to heal from wounds and makes them immune to most forms of human or Earthly diseases, illnesses, viruses and toxins. It takes up to ten seconds for a Youmu person to heal from sickness and a minute to heal any physical wounds. The bodily tissue of a Youmu person is a great deal more durable and resistant. An average Youmu person can run up to 48.52 km/h. Also, the Youmu people have an agility and reflexes that are far superior to those of humans. They have the ability to maintain their equilibrium on any surface that they can stick to. For example, they can balance on one finger on a high wire, or stand upright on a wall, their body parallel to the ground. Additionally, they are able to flex their body like a human contortionist, assuming postures that would be impossible or harmful for most normal humans. Their tendons and connective tissues are at least twice as elastic as the average human being's.

[Morena 869]

We use cattle for military, with foam cannons attached to their groins.

[New Frenco Empire]

Our soldiers use the Type 77 powered armor, capable of even shrugging off a direct strike from a .50BMG round fired from a modern-day human anti-materiel rifle. Plus, the Youmu people have traits that are considered "superhuman." An average full-grown Youmu person can carry up to 36,700 kg of weight. The Youmu race possess remarkable recuperative powers that allows them to heal from wounds and makes them immune to most forms of human or Earthly diseases, illnesses, viruses and toxins. It takes up to ten seconds for a Youmu person to heal from sickness and a minute to heal any physical wounds. The bodily tissue of a Youmu person is a great deal more durable and resistant. An average Youmu person can run up to 48.52 km/h. Also, the Youmu people have an agility and reflexes that are far superior to those of humans. They have the ability to maintain their equilibrium on any surface that they can stick to. For example, they can balance on one finger on a high wire, or stand upright on a wall, their body parallel to the ground. Additionally, they are able to flex their body like a human contortionist, assuming postures that would be impossible or harmful for most normal humans. Their tendons and connective tissues are at least twice as elastic as the average human being's.

We don't wank in that manner, and find anyone that does as depraved and insecure.

[Zhouran]

Our soldiers use the Type 77 powered armor, capable of even shrugging off a direct strike from a .50BMG round fired from a modern-day human anti-materiel rifle. Plus, the Youmu people have traits that are considered "superhuman." An average full-grown Youmu person can carry up to 36,700 kg of weight. The Youmu race possess remarkable recuperative powers that allows them to heal from wounds and makes them immune to most forms of human or Earthly diseases, illnesses, viruses and toxins. It takes up to ten seconds for a Youmu person to heal from sickness and a minute to heal any physical wounds. The bodily tissue of a Youmu person is a great deal more durable and resistant. An average Youmu person can run up to 48.52 km/h. Also, the Youmu people have an agility and reflexes that are far superior to those of humans. They have the ability to maintain their equilibrium on any surface that they can stick to. For example, they can balance on one finger on a high wire, or stand upright on a wall, their body parallel to the ground. Additionally, they are able to flex their body like a human contortionist, assuming postures that would be impossible or harmful for most normal humans. Their tendons and connective tissues are at least twice as elastic as the average human being's.

We don't wank in that manner, and find anyone that does as depraved and insecure.

Our weapons factbooks show actual info, and plus, rotary cannons (AKA gatling guns) are cliche, overused and pretentious.

[Medwedian Democratic Federation]

In Medwedia, the only types of music allowed are marching music, classical music and traditional folk music.

In Medwedia, every second man wears a moustache.

In Medwedia, witch hunting and witch burning is still legal and occasionally is performed by the police.

In Medwedia, Vegetarianism and Veganism is illegal and punishable by death. Meat is mandatory to be eaten daily.

[Auzkhia]

1: Classical and Schlager are popular too, they are up there with the mainstream "Pop" music.
2: Moustaches are still popular, especially among the gentry.
3: We condemn nations who kill magic users and call them "witches".
4: We have that, but only in the village of Wursthof in the state of Thüringen.

[Euterchlim]

NINJA'D

[Planeia]

Our soldiers use the Type 77 powered armor, capable of even shrugging off a direct strike from a .50BMG round fired from a modern-day human anti-materiel rifle. Plus, the Youmu people have traits that are considered "superhuman." An average full-grown Youmu person can carry up to 36,700 kg of weight. The Youmu race possess remarkable recuperative powers that allows them to heal from wounds and makes them immune to most forms of human or Earthly diseases, illnesses, viruses and toxins. It takes up to ten seconds for a Youmu person to heal from sickness and a minute to heal any physical wounds. The bodily tissue of a Youmu person is a great deal more durable and resistant. An average Youmu person can run up to 48.52 km/h. Also, the Youmu people have an agility and reflexes that are far superior to those of humans. They have the ability to maintain their equilibrium on any surface that they can stick to. For example, they can balance on one finger on a high wire, or stand upright on a wall, their body parallel to the ground. Additionally, they are able to flex their body like a human contortionist, assuming postures that would be impossible or harmful for most normal humans. Their tendons and connective tissues are at least twice as elastic as the average human being's.

We have discharge shields, it uses positron annihilation reactions and their discharges to create a force field barrier. Nothing can penetrate it, much less projectile weaponry. Planeians are like Superman/Kryptonians, especially when on Earth due to the lower gravity and hotter sun. They're incredibly strong, capable of carrying weights up to 37,000 kg. They don't even catch diseases. Their bodily tissue, despite feeling so smooth, is as thick as iron. They can run up to 50 miles an hour. They have cat-like agility and reflexes, since their last evolutionary stage was from cat-dog-like creatures, and consequently have incredible cat-like flexibility, and senses that can detect things from miles away. Did I forgot to mention that they're fucking beautiful, too? That's the Master Species Planeians for ya.

/dickegomeasuring

[Euterchlim]

We believe there is only one planet, that is Earth.

[New Pyrrhius]

We have noticeably different traits compared to an average human, including greater strength and improved reaction time. Nothing that can ever match basic cybernetic augmentation, but it's still present. In the old days, people believed it was simply the result of natural evolution, but current evidence points to a government retroviral induction program and discreet eugenics.

[Auzkhia]

We are obviously magical ponies, and that's better.