Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)

by **Vashtanaraada** » Fri May 15, 2015 2:59 pm

Private enterprise isn't that bad.
( I JOKE OF COURSE)

by **Perrytopia** » Fri May 15, 2015 3:01 pm

But, we've got a rather free market, and our environment is world class. Also, our poorest citizens still live opulent, free lives.

by **Doom Legions** » Fri May 15, 2015 3:05 pm

Our environment is as lethal as the Legionnaires living here.

by **Gemini II** » Fri May 15, 2015 3:10 pm

We don't have our own military exactly. We have to call the Japanese military if we have any problems (which we never do), because our nation is so far.

by **Blakullar** » Fri May 15, 2015 3:22 pm

Nations with no professional militaries are considered easy targets for Mechanocratic colonisation.

by **Autem Galacticus Nexum** » Fri May 15, 2015 3:35 pm

There is an artificial planet within the Nexum made specifically for ~~making Borg-esque zealot cyborgs~~ prisoners. Plans to make it sentient are in the works.

by **Cumberlanda** » Fri May 15, 2015 4:14 pm

We have a tree in central Watau'gah that for years has been considered sentient. Eat of its fruit, and you will supposedly hear the words of God. Of course, the plant is a known hallucinogen.

by **Holy Altmoran Empire** » Fri May 15, 2015 4:21 pm

The Altmoran Military subjects it's Child Conscripts to experimental-mind altering drugs so they are capable of committing atrocities without remorse when they are ordered to do so during their Military Service.

by **Doom Legions** » Fri May 15, 2015 4:29 pm

Legion initiates don't need mind altering drugs to commit glories/atrocities without remorse. They do it for Doom and Doom tells them to have no mercy. That's all they need to know to Rip and Tear.

by **Autem Galacticus Nexum** » Fri May 15, 2015 4:36 pm

Futarism decrees that Armaggedon will happen when Israfel blows the final trumpet of the 300 year cycle; and all will end.

by **Greater Nevadian Empire** » Fri May 15, 2015 4:38 pm

Autem Galacticus Nexum wrote:Futarism decrees that Armaggedon will happen when Israfel blows the final trumpet of the 300 year cycle; and all will end.

While the majority of our population is Catholic, apocalypse preppers are frequently rounded up and put in the district jail.

by **Confederation of Common Sense** » Fri May 15, 2015 5:55 pm

We do not bomb abortion clinics.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Fri May 15, 2015 5:57 pm

We kill everything from civilians to leaders as long as they are baseliner and do not follow our ideology.

by **Autem Galacticus Nexum** » Fri May 15, 2015 6:26 pm

Confederation of Common Sense wrote:We do not bomb abortion clinics.

Not all Christians bomb abortion clinics; it's actually against Jesus's peaceful dogma.

Shocking, I know.

by **Cumberlanda** » Fri May 15, 2015 6:42 pm

While Christianity is a peaceful religion, Dăgdinism, the state religion of Cumberlanda, used to not be. There were numerous atrocities commited by the Tus'ka people towards the Men-se (who were largely athiest) and white settlers. This was stopped when Greater Mobile invaded and started a genocide on nonwhites, in which the Tus'ka, Men-se, and Cumberlandian settlers banded together to resist their attempts to seize power.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Fri May 15, 2015 6:45 pm

We are attempting to "spiritualize" religion, that is, disband the theistic parts of it and integrate the positive, demanded parts of the religion's philosophy into one's mind to slowly eat away religion itself.

by **Autem Galacticus Nexum** » Sat May 16, 2015 5:11 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:We are attempting to "spiritualize" religion, that is, disband the theistic parts of it and integrate the positive, demanded parts of the religion's philosophy into one's mind to slowly eat away religion itself.

We're doing the opposite; this is because one of God's angels, Fuboaraton, "materialized" into the universe as the God-Emperor. The Terrans say he is a fraud, however.

by **Aeiouia** » Sat May 16, 2015 5:13 am

There is a cult that worships Overseer Iris, seeing her as the "One true goddess of machines". However, Iris herself absolutely hates being worshipped, and insists that she is not a "Goddess" of any kind.

by **Doom Legions** » Sat May 16, 2015 6:10 am

Here you either worship Doom or you're executed. Simple as that.

by **Caracasus** » Sat May 16, 2015 6:12 am

Doom Legions wrote:Here you either worship Doom or you're executed. Simple as that.

Our people queue for EVERYTHING. Also, no executions.

by **Medwedian Democratic Federation** » Sat May 16, 2015 6:20 am

We are the ultimate Palace of Bueaucracy, queues are often more than 3000 m long.

Also, we got cruel and painful executions.

by **Autem Galacticus Nexum** » Sat May 16, 2015 6:22 am

Some are questioning the divinity of the God-Emperor, for now he requires augmentation to survive. Others say that Armageddon is coming.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Sat May 16, 2015 6:38 am

If Armageddon really happens we could always go to another universe.

by **The Armigonov Monarchy** » Sat May 16, 2015 6:43 am

We're the much nicer alternate version of Barboneia. We're not really that evil, unless you consider incest evil.

by **Doom Legions** » Sat May 16, 2015 6:45 am

Incest is disgusting and heresy. Try it here and you'll find your head on a pike.

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