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Espanola Quebecistan
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Founded: Feb 23, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Espanola Quebecistan » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:12 pm

Sween wrote:everything is symmetrical


Our dominant religion is based on odd numbers and games of chance.
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Española Quebécistan is under the naval and aerospace protection shield of the Grave Prankstery of Sierra Lyricalia, and thus tends to be less uptight policy-wise. C'est la vie, amigos.

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Zaldakki
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Founded: Oct 10, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Zaldakki » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:17 pm

Les Zaldakkiens parlent français seulement, pas espagnol.

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Espanola Quebecistan
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Founded: Feb 23, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Espanola Quebecistan » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:39 pm

Zaldakki wrote:Les Zaldakkiens parlent français seulement, pas espagnol.


Heh, nos amamos notre pidgin tongue, y nos gonna pollute y recombinar los words y phrases al contenido de notre coeur. Refugiados plus time, mais oui :p
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Española Quebécistan is under the naval and aerospace protection shield of the Grave Prankstery of Sierra Lyricalia, and thus tends to be less uptight policy-wise. C'est la vie, amigos.

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New Pyrrhius
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Founded: Apr 27, 2013
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Postby New Pyrrhius » Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:19 pm

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New Frenco Empire
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Postby New Frenco Empire » Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:32 am

For a military FPS to be considered "realistic", it must feature war-crimes. Lots of 'em.
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Senyosu
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Founded: Mar 14, 2014
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Postby Senyosu » Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:44 pm

FPS shooters are surprisingly more popular among the female demographic here. Many claim it's a good stress reliever.
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Gyrenaica
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Founded: Nov 21, 2013
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Postby Gyrenaica » Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:46 pm

Senyosu wrote:FPS shooters are surprisingly more popular among the female demographic here. Many claim it's a good stress reliever.

Every 2nd Monday in June we have a day called "Burn a Koran Day"

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New Pyrrhius
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Postby New Pyrrhius » Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:47 pm

Video games have been around long enough to be regarded as an artform alongside film and literature by the mainstream.
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Gear 1
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Postby Gear 1 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:57 pm

New Pyrrhius wrote:Video games have been around long enough to be regarded as an artform alongside film and literature by the mainstream.


Video games, while recognized for a degree of training capability for members of the Armed Forces, have been ruled as potentially harmful to children under age eighteen. However, pre-military youth programs and paramilitary organizations are granted waivers. A regulatory body screens and rates all new game content for level of appropriate release.
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Ardavia
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Founded: Jun 05, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ardavia » Sat Oct 18, 2014 1:01 pm

Gear 1 wrote:
New Pyrrhius wrote:Video games have been around long enough to be regarded as an artform alongside film and literature by the mainstream.


Video games, while recognized for a degree of training capability for members of the Armed Forces, have been ruled as potentially harmful to children under age eighteen. However, pre-military youth programs and paramilitary organizations are granted waivers. A regulatory body screens and rates all new game content for level of appropriate release.


Top-of-the-line 3D Simulation Programs are used to let soldiers experience their first kill under controlled circumstances, as well as give them a certain degree of battlefield experience.
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Benum Landum II
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Founded: Aug 16, 2014
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Postby Benum Landum II » Sat Oct 18, 2014 1:05 pm

Only the government is allowed to use electricity.
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Sween
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Founded: Mar 30, 2013
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sween » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:40 pm

Benum Landum II wrote:Only the government is allowed to use electricity.


our government MAKES electricity.
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Ieperithem
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Founded: Feb 04, 2013
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Postby Ieperithem » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:58 pm

Our infrastructure is typically privatised. Also, we don't support dictators who use chemical weapons on their own civilians for kicks.
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Valkalan
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Founded: Jun 26, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Valkalan » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:07 pm

Many of our cities are privatized.
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The Directorate of Valkalan is a federation of autonomous city-states which operate a joint military and share uniform commercial and civil law and a common foreign policy, and which is characterized by wealth, intrigue, and advanced technology.

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Gear 1
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Founded: Sep 05, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Gear 1 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:09 pm

Ieperithem wrote:Our infrastructure is typically privatised. Also, we don't support dictators who use chemical weapons on their own civilians for kicks.


SHH! Don't tell the civilians. Our water is so full of drugs and chemicals for the public good that it qualifies as a chemical weapon. I blame previous coalition governments and their attempts at instigating socialism.
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I am a Staunch Nationalist. "Citizens Come Before All Others."

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Icrum
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Founded: Oct 14, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Icrum » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:10 pm

We use torture regularly on capital criminals, terrorist, and pirates. Then we execute them.
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Gear 1
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Founded: Sep 05, 2009
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Postby Gear 1 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:24 pm

Icrum wrote:We use torture regularly on capital criminals, terrorist, and pirates. Then we execute them.


We televise torture and debauchery against criminals on Prime Time TV. "Whack a murderer" is the #1 show on all GEAR 1 Federation broadcast networks, ever. "Dateline GBC: To Catch A Pedophile" and "Life as a Badass Bounty Hunter" rank closely behind. Serves as an awesome deterrent to crime.
"Of all the things I have done in my life, that which I am most proud of is that I have served my family, community, country and my countrymen as a member of the United States Navy."

I am a Staunch Nationalist. "Citizens Come Before All Others."

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Illuminination
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Founded: Jul 29, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Illuminination » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:26 pm

The natives of our nation are known as timelords, they have mated with human explorers, and we have Timemachines.
I go by Illumine in non-RP situations--though some of my region mates seem to prefer war mongerer at times. Both Invictus and Illumin are correct for identifying those from Illuminination. Illuminian refers to a person from the whole of Illumine and not just Illuminination.
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Ora Amaris
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Founded: Feb 21, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Ora Amaris » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:32 pm

Our people are a bunch of dirty hippies. All we do is just get high all day, and have orgies. Occasionally we stumble across our vast nation in a psychedelic pilgrimage.
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New Kvenland
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Founded: Jul 07, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Kvenland » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:36 pm

Ora Amaris wrote:Our people are a bunch of dirty hippies. All we do is just get high all day, and have orgies. Occasionally we stumble across our vast nation in a psychedelic pilgrimage.


Hippies are severely discriminated, and almost wholly hated, by the government and people of New Kvenland alike.
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Unisheya
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Founded: Oct 18, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Unisheya » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:38 pm

Our winter temperature is warmer than your summer temperature.

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New Kvenland
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Founded: Jul 07, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Kvenland » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:40 pm

Unisheya wrote:Our winter temperature is warmer than your summer temperature.


In the month of August, should a citizen in the capital of Savissivik dare to leave their household, they will freeze to death in about 9 minutes.
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New Brasilia
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Founded: Jul 19, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby New Brasilia » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:45 pm

It never snows here.
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Illuminination
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Founded: Jul 29, 2013
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Postby Illuminination » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:46 pm

New Kvenland wrote:
Unisheya wrote:Our winter temperature is warmer than your summer temperature.


In the month of August, should a citizen in the capital of Savissivik dare to leave their household, they will freeze to death in about 9 minutes.

We tax narcotics at 95%
I go by Illumine in non-RP situations--though some of my region mates seem to prefer war mongerer at times. Both Invictus and Illumin are correct for identifying those from Illuminination. Illuminian refers to a person from the whole of Illumine and not just Illuminination.
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Soviet Klaec
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Founded: Nov 19, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Soviet Klaec » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:49 pm

New Kvenland wrote:In the month of August, should a citizen in the capital of Savissivik dare to leave their household, they will freeze to death in about 9 minutes.


Soviet Klaec is a One-Party State that advocates Civil Rights to an extreme level, while allowing absolutely NO Political Dissidence outside of the straight-forward National-Net Government Website that allows users to freely express their political opinions without fear (So long as their views do not advocate for violence within the country). This is paired with the fact that the government is still waging a war against a small coalition of Capitalist Hardliner Insurgents that has been going on for decades, with the Capitalists slowly but surely facing defeat, with only a few Capitalist Strongholds left in the North-Western Desert Mountains.

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Illuminination wrote:We tax narcotics at 95%


All Narcotics with the exception of Government-Grown Cannabis are outlawed, with possession of small amounts being punishable by 6 months internment in a Regulated Government Labor Camp, and possession of large amounts deemed as being intended for distribution being punished by 5 - 15 years in a Regulated Government Labor Camp.
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"The United Socialist States of Soviet Klaec is a very large, safe nation, -snip-, The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, criminals are thrown to the Grizzly Bears to repay their debt to society, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Soviet Klaec in search of Grizzly Bears, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle."

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