TET: Grammar is fleeting. Wine is Eternal.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

24 sweaty guys...

No more than 5 pages in and TET's ready for its obligatory gay orgy.

Good, as long as you don't die.

Debatable. Dying with a smile on your face would be a good way to go.

I wanna die miserable. That reminds me, I actually do have my makeshift will. I'll water it down so it won't be as controversial.

If you found this note, your probably looked through my wallet to find my ID after some sort of accident. If I am dead, please listen to this will.

I. Unless I look dreadful from the neck up, I wouldn't mind an open caskter viewing.

II. I would like to be cremated and my ashes kept in an urn/box.

III. Whomever has my ashes (preferably a friend from my life, rather than a family member) has no right, under any and al circumstances, to scatter my ashes or otherwise separate them. I have OCD and my spirit will haunt you.

IV. I would like a clergyman officiate my viewing.

(Random shift to Arabic numerals.)

6. Somehow include the St. Louis Cardinals baseball franchise in my viewing. They're my favorite team in all of sports.

7. Lastly, so help me God, if you wear mourning attire to my viewing, I will be so pissed off. (EXCEPTION: formal/semi-formal attire) No black, unless that's what you typically wear.

(sappy shit here)

Signed, in a competent mental state to do so,

Jarrod Thuman

[Rocopurr]

It is so damn frustrating.

I know that feel.

But I'm not sure that many people are worth conversing with anymore.

It is so damn frustrating.


I wish humans didn't need social contact to manta in their sanity and whatever.


Do I look witty enough for that?

Wit isn't required to throw out a random topic. :]

Okay...

So, uh, do you prefer electric or handheld pencil sharpeners?

[Thafoo]

The new Star Trek movie was good.

Just when Kirk died of radiation and Spock was crying,

a woman's cellphone went off because she had forgotten to turn it off and I would have been angry except it was a cheery, silly salsa music tune that was really inappropriate for the scene and I burst out quietly laughing.

[Bralia]

No more than 5 pages in and TET's ready for its obligatory gay orgy.


Debatable. Dying with a smile on your face would be a good way to go.

I wanna die miserable. That reminds me, I actually do have my makeshift will. I'll water it down so it won't be as controversial.

If you found this note, your probably looked through my wallet to find my ID after some sort of accident. If I am dead, please listen to this will.

I. Unless I look dreadful from the neck up, I wouldn't mind an open caskter viewing.

II. I would like to be cremated and my ashes kept in an urn/box.

III. Whomever has my ashes (preferably a friend from my life, rather than a family member) has no right, under any and al circumstances, to scatter my ashes or otherwise separate them. I have OCD and my spirit will haunt you.

IV. I would like a clergyman officiate my viewing.

(Random shift to Arabic numerals.)

6. Somehow include the St. Louis Cardinals baseball franchise in my viewing. They're my favorite team in all of sports.

7. Lastly, so help me God, if you wear mourning attire to my viewing, I will be so pissed off. (EXCEPTION: formal/semi-formal attire) No black, unless that's what you typically wear.

(sappy shit here)

Signed, in a competent mental state to do so,

Jarrod Thuman

No controversy!? But that'll just make the funeral boring!

[Coffee Cakes]

I know that feel.

But I'm not sure that many people are worth conversing with anymore.

I'm not sure i can say that, but I will say I've noticed there's not more than maybe 2 dozen people I can carry on a good conversation of any decent time with... and the sad part is most of them are folks I've met online. :/

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

I wanna die miserable. That reminds me, I actually do have my makeshift will. I'll water it down so it won't be as controversial.

If you found this note, your probably looked through my wallet to find my ID after some sort of accident. If I am dead, please listen to this will.

I. Unless I look dreadful from the neck up, I wouldn't mind an open caskter viewing.

II. I would like to be cremated and my ashes kept in an urn/box.

III. Whomever has my ashes (preferably a friend from my life, rather than a family member) has no right, under any and al circumstances, to scatter my ashes or otherwise separate them. I have OCD and my spirit will haunt you.

IV. I would like a clergyman officiate my viewing.

(Random shift to Arabic numerals.)

6. Somehow include the St. Louis Cardinals baseball franchise in my viewing. They're my favorite team in all of sports.

7. Lastly, so help me God, if you wear mourning attire to my viewing, I will be so pissed off. (EXCEPTION: formal/semi-formal attire) No black, unless that's what you typically wear.

(sappy shit here)

Signed, in a competent mental state to do so,

Jarrod Thuman

No controversy!? But that'll just make the funeral boring!

I removed the numerous religious elements from my will so I wouldn't have to deal with any potential conversations on TET for it. In the original copy, it's in the original version.

[Bralia]

No controversy!? But that'll just make the funeral boring!

I removed the numerous religious elements from my will so I wouldn't have to deal with any potential conversations on TET for it. In the original copy, it's in the original version.

Oh. . Still boring . . .

[Ionian Knights]

CC I have a tg for you, but I had to reboot my computer cause it's a bitch....

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

I removed the numerous religious elements from my will so I wouldn't have to deal with any potential conversations on TET for it. In the original copy, it's in the original version.

Oh. . Still boring . . .

It's just a prototype.

The newer version I has planned included sexy lsd orgy.

[Rocopurr]

But I'm not sure that many people are worth conversing with anymore.

I'm not sure i can say that, but I will say I've noticed there's not more than maybe 2 dozen people I can carry on a good conversation of any decent time with... and the sad part is most of them are folks I've met online. :/

Don't feel bad. There's less than ten people I feel that I can carry on a one on one conversation with, and all are online. ^^'

[Bralia]

Oh. . Still boring . . .

It's just a prototype.

The newer version I has planned included sexy lsd orgy.

Much better! I'll bring the drinks . . .

[Big Jim P]

I have returned.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

It's just a prototype.

The newer version I has planned included sexy lsd orgy.

Much better! I'll bring the drinks . . .

It's an invitation only party, sir.

[Cheri]

I have returned.

Hi Jim!

[Bralia]

Much better! I'll bring the drinks . . .

It's an invitation only party, sir.

No worries, I invited myself. I hear there's going to be dancing on your grave.

[Ionian Knights]

*sigh*

I hate technology some days...

[Big Jim P]

I have returned.

Hi Jim!

Greetings young lady.

[Chibi Eren and Chibi Levi]

Yes...

I want to round them up and kill them in the most excruciating of ways...

Hello TETians.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

It's an invitation only party, sir.

No worries, I invited myself. I hear there's going to be dancing on your grave.

Sir. What part of cremation did you not understand?

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

I know that feel. :hug:

But I'm not sure that many people are worth conversing with anymore.

Wit isn't required to throw out a random topic. :]

Okay...

So, uh, do you prefer electric or handheld pencil sharpeners?

Honestly, I don't like either. Pencils aren't something I enjoy using. Their texture just feels so wrong to me. Ugh, it's shiver inducing. If I must choose my poison, though, I prefer electronic. If the lead keeps breaking I don't have to blame myself for it when it's an electronic sharpener.

[Big Jim P]

No worries, I invited myself. I hear there's going to be dancing on your grave.

Sir. What part of cremation did you not understand?

So the dance floor will be a little cramped. I think Bra can handle that.

[Coffee Cakes]

I have returned.

Greetings, teacher.

Yes...

I want to round them up and kill them in the most excruciating of ways...

Hello TETians.

Maud?

[Cheri]

*sigh*

I hate technology some days...

I know how you feel.

Hi Jim!

Greetings young lady.

How are you since we last spoke?

[Bralia]

No worries, I invited myself. I hear there's going to be dancing on your grave.

Sir. What part of cremation did you not understand?

Your ashes are going to be buried, mate. One way or another I'm putting you in the ground.

[Algonquin Ascendancy]

I have returned.

*rubs your head*