Senatorial Database [NSGSenate]

[The God-Realm]

My one is probably the only genuine Aurentine in this whole Senate.

Perhaps. My senator /was/ born in Aurentina, but she's just a German.

My senators adopted parents are German speaking Aurentines.

[Evraim]

Mine was a son of a writer and an artist.

Mine's British. He won the lottery of life.

EDIT: I realise that it's slightly unrealistic. At least I'm not the Bruce Wayne expy.

Is my senator the only one who isn't filthy rich?

[Greater Pokarnia]

Mine's British. He won the lottery of life.

EDIT: I realise that it's slightly unrealistic. At least I'm not the Bruce Wayne expy.

Is my senator the only one who isn't filthy rich?

When I finish my app you won't be the only one.

[The Treorai]

Mine's British. He won the lottery of life.

EDIT: I realise that it's slightly unrealistic. At least I'm not the Bruce Wayne expy.

Is my senator the only one who isn't filthy rich?

Ha Ha! Poor People!
*Throws Dollar Bills in a Rain-Like-Fashion*

[The God-Realm]

Mine's British. He won the lottery of life.

EDIT: I realise that it's slightly unrealistic. At least I'm not the Bruce Wayne expy.

Is my senator the only one who isn't filthy rich?

My senator is not rich at all, but his adoptive parents own all the base in Rastenveel

[Kouralia]

Mine's British. He won the lottery of life.

EDIT: I realise that it's slightly unrealistic. At least I'm not the Bruce Wayne expy.

Is my senator the only one who isn't filthy rich?

I'm not. It's explicitly stated that he donates pretty much all of his salary to party funds or to charity.

[The Treorai]

Is my senator the only one who isn't filthy rich?

I'm not. It's explicitly stated that he donates pretty much all of his salary to party funds or to charity.

Could I get my new Senator in the database?

[Kouralia]

I'm not. It's explicitly stated that he donates pretty much all of his salary to party funds or to charity.

Could I get my new Senator in the database?

If you can tell me the origins of at least one of the following Aurentinian words:

Anime = Pänsor-Vahrün
Admiral = Näwtbattühn
Wales = Föwelez Pläïss

I.e. what I'm trying to reference/say with the Aurentinian word. Otherwise I'll do it tomorrow some time.

[The Treorai]

Could I get my new Senator in the database?

If you can tell me the origins of at least one of the following Aurentinian words:

Anime = Pänsor-Vahrün
Admiral = Näwtbattühn
Wales = Föwelez Pläïss

I.e. what I'm trying to reference/say with the Aurentinian word. Otherwise I'll do it tomorrow some time.

Pänsor-Vahrün is a reference to Girls Und Panzer.

[Diopolis]

My senator is the daughter of two German refugees.

Sorry I'm not special. -_-

My one is probably the only genuine Aurentine in this whole Senate.

Mine is an ethnic Aurentine who also happens to be the oldest person alive.

[Kouralia]

If you can tell me the origins of at least one of the following Aurentinian words:

Anime = Pänsor-Vahrün
Admiral = Näwtbattühn
Wales = Föwelez Pläïss

I.e. what I'm trying to reference/say with the Aurentinian word. Otherwise I'll do it tomorrow some time.

Pänsor-Vahrün is a reference to Girls Und Panzer.

It's done.

^_^

The other ones are 'Mountbatten' = Admiral of the Fleet Lord Louis Mountbatten, First Earl of Burma, and 'Vowel-less Place' - for obvious reasons.

[Geilinor]

Perhaps. My senator /was/ born in Aurentina, but she's just a German.

My senators adopted parents are German speaking Aurentines.

My senator speaks Aurentine, because it's just a step away from German. German is the main language of Geilinor.

[Franklin Delano Bluth]

URIST AVUZMIDOR - COMMUNIST
Account Name: Franklin Delano Bluth
Occupation: Senator
Party Position(s):

None

Positions in Government:

None

Constituency: Hamlet Gusilirid, "Copperrhythm"
Political Ideology: Anarcho-pacifist communist
Family: Logem Zozkubuk (wife), Sibrek Isosbim (daughter)
Background: Born on the 15th of Slate in the year 977, Avuzmidor departed the Mountainhome (where he was a member of the Basement of Gloves and a citizen of the Frilly Barricade) to lead an expedition to Gusilirid in the year 1051, arriving on the 1st of Granite. There, he was selected manager and bookkeeper.

Avuzmidor tends to be self-conscious and reserved in dealings with others. He also starts to stutter when he gets angry, scratches his nose when he's nervous, and needs alcohol to get through the working day.

All in all, Urist Avuzmidor is a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.
Faith: Ardent worshipper of Kovest, casual worshipper of Onol
Likes: Chert, bronze, onyx, lion leather, the color periwinkle, bucklers, armor stands, cats for their aloofness and cheetahs for speed
Dislikes: Toads, whip vine flour, giant monitor lizard

[Trotskylvania]

URIST AVUZMIDOR - COMMUNIST
Account Name: Franklin Delano Bluth
Occupation: Senator
Party Position(s):

None

Positions in Government:

None

Constituency: Hamlet Gusilirid, "Copperrhythm"
Political Ideology: Anarcho-pacifist communist
Family: Logem Zozkubuk (wife), Sibrek Isosbim (daughter)
Background: Born on the 15th of Slate in the year 977, Avuzmidor departed the Mountainhome (where he was a member of the Basement of Gloves and a citizen of the Frilly Barricade) to lead an expedition to Gusilirid in the year 1051, arriving on the 1st of Granite. There, he was selected manager and bookkeeper.

Avuzmidor tends to be self-conscious and reserved in dealings with others. He also starts to stutter when he gets angry, scratches his nose when he's nervous, and needs alcohol to get through the working day.

All in all, Urist Avuzmidor is a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.
Faith: Ardent worshipper of Kovest, casual worshipper of Onol
Likes: Chert, bronze, onyx, lion leather, the color periwinkle, bucklers, armor stands, cats for their aloofness and cheetahs for speed
Dislikes: Toads, whip vine flour, giant monitor lizard

I love you Bluth

[Evraim]

Perhaps. My senator /was/ born in Aurentina, but she's just a German.

My senators adopted parents are German speaking Aurentines.

Dr. Esther Kayserling is the daughter of an Israeli architect and an English chemist. She was born in Alsace-Lorraine, France. Multiculturalism for the win!

[The God-Realm]

My senators adopted parents are German speaking Aurentines.

Dr. Esther Kayserling is the daughter of an Israeli architect and an English chemist. She was born in Alsace-Lorraine, France. Multiculturalism for the win!

My senator hates Jews though....

[Kouralia]

Dr. Esther Kayserling is the daughter of an Israeli architect and an English chemist. She was born in Alsace-Lorraine, France. Multiculturalism for the win!

My senator hates Jews though....

My senator likes stabbing people with bayonets though...

[CTALNH]

My senator hates Jews though....

My senator likes stabbing people with bayonets though...

Mine likes mass politicide though...

[The God-Realm]

My senator likes stabbing people with bayonets though...

Mine likes mass politicide though...

Mine likes flipping CEOs off at senatorial meeting though.....

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

Shiloh Abramov - Communist Party

Account Name: Of The Free Socialist Territories
Occupation: Senator, Historian, Local Wit, Author, Professional Duck-Wrestler
Party Position(s):

Junior Whip
Ambassador to the Red-Green Party

Positions in Government:

Prime Minister

Constituency: N/A (until I can find it)
Political Ideology: Libertarian/minarchist socialism, communism
Family: Maria Goldman (life partner)

Background: Born on March 19th, 1976, to a family of blue-collar workers, Shiloh was the oldest of three children. He was a shy and introverted child who loved books from a young age, and could often be found reading about exotic foreign lands and strange creatures. Throughout his life he has had an abiding passion for history.

His father was a prominent member of the NCW, the National Confederation of Workers, and was involved in the three major dockworkers' strikes of 1976, 1981 and 1985, as well as a card-carrying member of the old Aurentinian Socialist Party. His politics were to inform much of Shiloh's own during his life, and he was also a loving father, until he was murdered in 1986 by members of the openly fascist Aurentinian Fatherland Front during a street battle at the height of the civil disorder that year.

Shiloh passed his final exams of secondary school with flying colours in 1994, and went to university the next year. He was twice arrested for roles in clandestine anti-imperialist newspapers such as "Up Aurentinia!", "El Pueblo Unido" and "Forwards", and twice sentenced to three months in prison, during which time he managed to radicalise many of his fellow inmates. It was here that he acquired his profound hatred of the prison system, denouncing it later as "an inhuman system catered to emphasise every iota of evil in a man, to break his spirit, to crush his individuality and mould his twisted corpse into a servile cog for the machine".

He qualified from the most prestigious English-language university in Aurentinia with a degree in History and Classical Hebrew in 1998, after which he became an author, moving away from his native province to Leishaagen, where he himself joined the nascent Communist Party of Aurentinia, composed of other left-communists who rejected the Stalinist path utterly. It was there that he met his life partner, Maria, both of whom were fiercely opposed to marriage as a concept but nonetheless have lived as a devoted couple since 2002.

Throughout the decade that would become known as the Noughties, Shiloh remained a prominent author, his best-known work being the two-volume Common History, charting the lives of ordinary individuals from the first millenium BC to the present day. He was, along with his Party, a prominent voice on the Left calling for independence in the Noughties, and was elected to the Senate in 2013 for his home district. Later that year, he assumed the office of Prime Minister as a consequence of the first President of Aurentinia's landslide victory against a right-wing coalition.

Faith: Agnostic Atheism
Likes: White wine, cheddar cheese and digestive biscuits, reading, plush carpets, libraries, old books, Doctor Who, leftism
Dislikes: Capitalism, neoliberalism, capers, anything involving custard, romcoms, Dan Brown novels, prisons, conformism
Any Questions from the Public to be answered?

• How would you describe your brief stints in prison? - Godawful. Next?
• Senator Abramov, I can only ask you this: What insane madness compelled you to join the fucked-up false-leftist monotony that is the Class-Traitor Communist Party, when your talents are best deployed elsewhere? Love, passion, humanity, my principles, the bloody wonderful lapel badges, my father's convictions, the appalling poverty in my home district and Pyotr Kropotkin's stupendous beard.
  What are your opinions on tanks? Do you have a favourite? Is it not simply... delightful to hear the sound of an internal combustion engine and to know that Man is capable of something truly incredible? I once owned a piece of rear-armour plating from the tank my third cousin, once removed, drove on the Eastern Front in 1943; a T-34, if i recall correctly. My God, that armour was wonderful. Painted a dull steel-grey and containing only 25% potentially lethal heavy metals, I was fascinated by it as a child. I stroked it. I slept on it. I ate off it, which repeatedly led to a digestive condition my family and I called "Shiloh's little flash-floods". I'm more of a pacifist these days, having lost my fetish for shiny metal boom-booms when I actually saw them in use, and my general consensus on tanks is that they'd work better if converted into gigantic combine harvesters armed with 155mm guns just in case.
• I am indubitably a fan of your work. Professional duck wrestlers aren’t given enough credit by most people. Our sport takes guts and cunning, I tell you! I tried to obtain a degree in duck wrestling at my college, but my academic advisor said that no such field of studies existed. Dumb [expletive deleted]. This is discrimination, pure and simple. Do you intend to bring up the rights of duck wrestlers in the Senate? We could really use legislation recognizing and protecting our proud traditions. Also, when are you going to publish memoirs? I may try bringing up the rights of duck-wrestlers such as you and I in the Senate, but I wouldn't count on it; there's a lot of ingrained prejudice in the system. Just last week the USLP denounced duck-wrestling as "counter-revolutionary treason against the Reich Motherland".
• Yo Shy-Shy,
  Do you remember me? I was your cellmate back in the nineties - or was it the eighties? You know, the guy who got a life sentence for robbing a bank with a pineapple? We had some good times, man. Like when we bought heroin from Shady Jim, and got higher than a Russian cosmonauts on pixie dust. Or when we jumped Short Bob for looking at us funny. Or when [CLASSIFIED]. Or when [CLASSIFIED]. So, anyway, I'm still serving. I wanted to ask if I could get an executive pardon of some sort. I know I killed [CLASSIFIED], and stuff, but I've changed, I swear.
  Ciao,
  Bubz
  Thank you for your kind letter, Bubz. Yes, the year was 1996. You really were fond of that pineapple, weren't you? Shame about what happened to it. I didn't even think it'd fit up there, but there you go. Poor Clive.
  
  I am not in a position to grant executive pardons, and I feel that to do so would be something bordering on the corrupt, but I hope to reform the prison system in the coming months, if possible, and you may yet be free.
• Are you some sort of Zionist? 'Cause that's not okay. Aurentina first, man! White pride world wide! Thank you for your insightful query, good sir. Yes, my ancestors are Jewish. No, that does make me a Zionist, although clearly asshats such as your Nazi self have issues separating he two; I mean, come on, I'm an atheist. I'd also like to point out that I'm not a greedy banker or a particularly good violinist, if that'll forestall further stereotyping.

[Britcan]

I have resigned from the Totally Rad Party. I would appreciate it if I could be re-categorised accordingly.

[The Treorai]

I would also like to be re-classified as independent after my resignation from the ANF until the new CFE becomes official.

[Evraim]

Does anybody have any questions addressed to Dr. Esther Kayserling? Any inquiries together with responses to those inquiries will be added to the database.

[Kouralia]

We have recently updated and fixed formatting errors in the database. We also apologise for incorrect umlaut-allocation, and the CFE has recently seen its quota upgraded to 163.636363636% of previous levels (11-->18), we are proud to reclassify it as the:

N̈äẗïön̈äl Üm̈läüt Cöm̈m̈ïssïön̈

Happy Senator-ing!

Addressed to Dr Esther Kayserling's PA.

We here at NSGSDB have recently been inundated with questions for your senator from around the nation, and even the world. Here are some randomly selected few (note, selection performed by a machine):

How can you call yourself a representative of the people when you went to university, unlike the majority of the population.
Yours, Disgusted of Sant-Margraite

What directed you to the Progressive-Tories over other parties, and can you foresee any other political calamities like that which befell the CFE recently?

Yo, Estie! It's me, gal'! Remember in the summer of [DATA CORRUPTION, CONTACT TECH SUPPORT] when we were like together for a few weeks and you put out? You were never this big back then, what made you want to be like this yeah?

Looking at your portfolio, you don't seem to have many clearly expressed views on the Military. As a serving Junior Officer in the army you can naturally see my feelings are strong about this, could you elaborate at all on this?

It's nice to see a woman not afraid to kick-ass and take names! You're like such my role model, and I really want to be a cool politician and academic like you when I'm older! What's your favourite composer person? I really like Skrillex, but I'm like not completely musically unaware! I know who Tchaikovsky is and how he fled from oppression and stuff, and I have a soft-spot for Carl Orff myself.

CYA GURRRL! \('u')/

We hope these messages are satisfactory and look forward to their answers being uploaded.

Happy Senator-ing!

[Dejanic]

Dejan Popovic - The Communist party

Account Name: Dejanic
Occupation: Senator/Mechanical Engineer/farmer/revolutionary
Party Position(s): Senator

Positions in Government: None

Constituency: N/A
Political Ideology: Marxism/Italian Left Communism/Bordigism.
Family: Rosa Popovic (wife), Taiga Popovic (daughter), Milian Bogdanovic Dragoljub Peter Popovic (Son)
Background: Dejan Popovic was born in Knin in Croatia in 1980 to Ethnic/Religious Serb parents whom were also born in the small town. Dejans father "Jovan Popovic" was an Orthodox Serb priest who identified as a Christian Socialist, and his mother Ivana was a stay at home mother; both his parents also ran a small farm with Dejans maternal grandparents, the family grew corn and reared Dalmatian donkeys. He and his family fled Croatia in 1991 due to rising tensions between the ethnic Croatian majority and the Serb minority, and the Popovics shortly took refuge in London, England. The family settled into England rather hastily and Dejan readily accepted Britain as his new home. Dejan became politically active at the young age of 14 and he, like his father, identified as a Christian Socialist. Dejan was also part of his schools political debate club and was known for his harsh demeanor when it came to politics. Dejan continued to develop his political views and at the age of 16 began to read Marxist literature, and it was at this point that Dejan dropped his rather utopian Christian Socialist views, and became a staunch Materialist, Marxist, and revolutionary Communist.

Dejan achieved high grades in his A level exams and went on to study Mechanical Engineering at Birmingham university, and it was at this point that he met his future wife, Rosa, a Aurentian immigrant the two quickly commited themselves to a relationship. Dejan also developed his political views further during his university years, he began to identify as an Italian Left Communist/Bordigist and joined the "Internationalist Communist Tendency". After finishing university, Dejan and his now fiance moved to Aurentia; Dejan managed to aquire a decently paid job in mechanical engineering, and with financial help from the pairs respective familirs, the couple managed to buy a place. They soon got married and over the years had children.

Dejan continued to work and the family eventually managed to buy a decently sized plot of land and a large house in the rural country side; it was during this year, 2012, that Dejan joined the Communist party. Dejan gained a small amount of influence in the local party branch, and managed to become the Communist Party candidate for his connstituancy. Dejan ran a small but dedicated campaign for the upcoming senatoral elections, he even gave up his job as an engineer so he could dedicate all of his working time to political work. It was in 2013 that Dejan ran in the senatoral eletions and won in an unexpected landslide. Dejan is now a low-key, modest senator, and he represents his small rural constituancy with pride.


Faith: Agnosticism.
Likes: Marxism, Communism, Socialism, Engineering, Science, internationalism, multiculturalism, music, sarma.
Dislikes: Capitalism, creationism, the cold.
Any Questions from the Public to be answered?

• *Why is revolution, not reform, the answer?* - *New modes of production are always formed through the revolutionary overthrow of the previous, and the transition from Capitalism to Communism will be no different. The bourgeoisie will not give up their power through the ballet box.*