NSG Senate Chamber [NSG Senate]

[Great Nepal]

As possible future minister of science and astronomy, I endorse this research and request that similar researches be carried out regarding veiwership of star trek.

Oh dear, there might be a clash between two Ministers (If Britanno wins of course).

If there is real scientific research showing veiwership of Dr. Who and Star trek reduces suicides, wouldn't minister of culture consider subsidising those shows to reduce suicide rate in the nation?

[Kouralia]

Doctor Who was on in this time period. Deal With It.

[Rumostan]

Oh dear, there might be a clash between two Ministers (If Britanno wins of course).

If there is real scientific research showing veiwership of Dr. Who and Star trek reduces suicides, wouldn't minister of culture consider subsidising those shows to reduce suicide rate in the nation?

Yes, but since that won't happen

Doctor Who was on in this time period. Deal With It.

It still went down when it wasn't on....

[Yanalia]

Doctor Who was on in this time period. Deal With It.

I heard correlation always equals causation.

[Great Nepal]

If there is real scientific research showing veiwership of Dr. Who and Star trek reduces suicides, wouldn't minister of culture consider subsidising those shows to reduce suicide rate in the nation?

Yes, but since that won't happen

I am sure the researchers would disagree. (ooc: and that would have nothing to do with the fact that they are all Dr. Who and Star trek fans)

[Kouralia]

Doctor Who was on in this time period. Deal With It.

I heard correlation always equals causation.

Of course it does. I just did a module on Research Methods in Psychology - I should know!

[Britcan]

If there is real scientific research showing veiwership of Dr. Who and Star trek reduces suicides, wouldn't minister of culture consider subsidising those shows to reduce suicide rate in the nation?

Yes, but since that won't happen

You were saying?

[Byzantium Imperial]

Yes, but since that won't happen

You were saying?

The world has been getting warmer, and the number of pirates have been decreasing. Therefore Pirates contribute to global cooling.

With this data, one can only conclude that the most logical enviromental policy we can undertake is to legalize piracy. Thoughts?

[Hurdegaryp]

The world has been getting warmer, and the number of pirates have been decreasing. Therefore Pirates contribute to global cooling.

With this data, one can only conclude that the most logical enviromental policy we can undertake is to legalize piracy. Thoughts?

According to that logic, Somalia should have been in the middle of an ice age by now.

[Liberated Counties]

You were saying?

The world has been getting warmer, and the number of pirates have been decreasing. Therefore Pirates contribute to global cooling.

With this data, one can only conclude that the most logical enviromental policy we can undertake is to legalize piracy. Thoughts?

It all makes sense now, if we encourage privateering, global warming stops.

[Kouralia]

With this data, one can only conclude that the most logical enviromental policy we can undertake is to legalize piracy. Thoughts?

Then it's not piracy, because the pirates aren't criminals any more.

[Byzantium Imperial]

With this data, one can only conclude that the most logical enviromental policy we can undertake is to legalize piracy. Thoughts?

Then it's not piracy, because the pirates aren't criminals any more.

pi·ra·cy
/ˈpīrəsē/
Noun
The practice of attacking and robbing ships at sea.


Its still piracy even if legal

[Ainin]

Undeniable proof Dr. Who caused the fall of communism:

[Byzantium Imperial]

Undeniable proof Dr. Who caused the fall of communism:

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The Global economy has been increasing in value ALMOST every day for the past 200 years. At the same time, the number of cyber crimes have gone up. Therefore, cybercrime is good for teh economy.

[Great Nepal]

The world has been getting warmer, and the number of pirates have been decreasing. Therefore Pirates contribute to global cooling.

With this data, one can only conclude that the most logical enviromental policy we can undertake is to legalize piracy. Thoughts?

Here's extract from a preliminary research carried out by large group of scientists on the matter, it is yet to be published however...
"As demonstrated the results in table 13.01, it has been shown that in 100% of normal cases from the samples, viewing Dr. Who and Star Trek reduces production of chemicals that are known to cause depression, anxiety and ultimately result in suicide."

[Rumostan]

The world has been getting warmer, and the number of pirates have been decreasing. Therefore Pirates contribute to global cooling.

With this data, one can only conclude that the most logical enviromental policy we can undertake is to legalize piracy. Thoughts?

Here's extract from a preliminary research carried out by large group of scientists on the matter, it is yet to be published however...
"As demonstrated the results in table 13.01, it has been shown that in 100% of normal cases from the samples, viewing Dr. Who and Star Trek reduces production of chemicals that are known to cause depression, anxiety and ultimately result in suicide."

Uhuh, and which journal was that written in?

[Byzantium Imperial]

The world has been getting warmer, and the number of pirates have been decreasing. Therefore Pirates contribute to global cooling.

With this data, one can only conclude that the most logical enviromental policy we can undertake is to legalize piracy. Thoughts?

Here's extract from a preliminary research carried out by large group of scientists on the matter, it is yet to be published however...
"As demonstrated the results in table 13.01, it has been shown that in 100% of normal cases from the samples, viewing Dr. Who and Star Trek reduces production of chemicals that are known to cause depression, anxiety and ultimately result in suicide."

"The use of automatic weapons has gone up in the past century, yet death rates continue to fall. So one must only conclude that Automatic weapons have a healing effect on people, and gun control advocates are a bunch of murderers."
Reported an unnamed, but esteemed journal.

[Great Nepal]

Here's extract from a preliminary research carried out by large group of scientists on the matter, it is yet to be published however...
"As demonstrated the results in table 13.01, it has been shown that in 100% of normal cases from the samples, viewing Dr. Who and Star Trek reduces production of chemicals that are known to cause depression, anxiety and ultimately result in suicide."

Uhuh, and which journal was that written in?

It is yet to be published, they are finishing it off.

[Rumostan]

Uhuh, and which journal was that written in?

It is yet to be published, they are finishing it off.

Hmmm, well until they do, you won't find this (hopefully) future Minister of Culture allowing this to happen.

[Great Nepal]

It is yet to be published, they are finishing it off.

Hmmm, well until they do, you won't find this (hopefully) future Minister of Culture allowing this to happen.

Cant you simply take my word that they are very credible group of scientists?

[Kouralia]

Hmmm, well until they do, you won't find this (hopefully) future Minister of Culture allowing this to happen.

Cant you simply take my word that they are very credible group of scientists?

They're lead by a Doctor.

[Byzantium Imperial]

Hmmm, well until they do, you won't find this (hopefully) future Minister of Culture allowing this to happen.

Cant you simply take my word that they are very credible group of scientists?

So is my group of scentists saying Pirates cause global cooling. Can you just take my word for it?

[Rumostan]

Hmmm, well until they do, you won't find this (hopefully) future Minister of Culture allowing this to happen.

Cant you simply take my word that they are very credible group of scientists?

No, if I said that a group of scientists had said that we are all fungi, would you take my word for it?

[Great Nepal]

Cant you simply take my word that they are very credible group of scientists?

They're lead by a Doctor.

Their identity is supposed to be secret, how do you know of this information whose accuracy I can not comment on, senator?

Cant you simply take my word that they are very credible group of scientists?

So is my group of scentists saying Pirates cause global cooling. Can you just take my word for it?

You wouldn't have contact with secret group of scientists. Only original minister of science and potential minister of science candidates have access to them, so no.

[Kouralia]

Cant you simply take my word that they are very credible group of scientists?

No, if I said that a group of scientists had said that we are all fungi, would you take my word for it?

Are they lead by a Doctor?