The Eternal Thread - So NSG, What's Going On?

[Freelanderness]

I have to say they're often gay for me. Which is the opposite of lucky.
Edit: Because I'm a straight female, so they wouldn't be interested

Pics or it didn't happen.

Of cute, gay boys?

[Norstal]

How do you say "Good for you!" in Chinese?

They raise your wage by .05 cents/hour.

[Coffee Cakes]

For a guy in the Bible Belt, that's not a bad amount.
But how many of them are NSers?

Three.

I know I'm nowhere near that list.

[The Truth and Light]

Being told you're almost fluent in Chinese is a good feeling.

How do you say "Good for you!" in Chinese?

非常好！

[Nationstatelandsville]

I know what my 5,000^th post calls for. A bit of Catullus.

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

Truly, such a momentous occasion can only truly be celebrated by an art as sophisticated as that of poetry.

I have no idea what you just said,
But the two-faced eagle says it was fowl!
And though he slumbers in the bed
Of a king with ill-won goods, I say trust I him now!
For Astrolinum, you are a demon of depravity!
A man with a mind of sharp knives and intent of sin!
You sir, are the bastard of Moriarty and Macavity!
And you sir, are Mars's brother and Bellonia's twin!
But the wars you fight,
And the crimes you commit,
Tell of a Robin Hood's plight!
Gingrich! Santorum! Mitt!
From the rich, steal for the poor, all of the humor,
Give it back to me, you useless, grimy riff-raff!
I want my title to be mine again, you malignant tumor!
I want to be him again, king of the laugh!
You roguish, unkempt, uncouth, unloved, usurping thief,
I demand some kind of retribution, some kind of justice!
I was lord of the wit when my nation was a land of fief,
And then you stumble in, and your gags are never a miss!
I swear to you, Blastoise, you euphonium slime,
That I will have my vengeance and I play the long game!
I swear to the all of the gods, that I will have my time!
Damn you! Thank you! Good for you! I want the fame!

[Yuktova]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Of cute, gay boys?

I certainly wouldnt mind...

[Astrolinium]

How do you say "Good for you!" in Chinese?

非常好！

非常好！, then.

I know what my 5,000^th post calls for. A bit of Catullus.

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

Truly, such a momentous occasion can only truly be celebrated by an art as sophisticated as that of poetry.

I have no idea what you just said,
But the two-faced eagle says it was fowl!
And though he slumbers in the bed
Of a king with ill-won goods, I say trust I him now!
For Astrolinum, you are a demon of depravity!
A man with a mind of sharp knives and intent of sin!
You sir, are the bastard of Moriarty and Macavity!
And you sir, are Mars's brother and Bellonia's twin!
But the wars you fight,
And the crimes you commit,
Tell of a Robin Hood's plight!
Gingrich! Santorum! Mitt!
From the rich, steal for the poor, all of the humor,
Give it back to me, you useless, grimy riff-raff!
I want my title to be mine again, you malignant tumor!
I want to be him again, king of the laugh!
You roguish, unkempt, uncouth, unloved, usurping thief,
I demand some kind of retribution, some kind of justice!
I was lord of the wit when my nation was a land of fief,
And then you stumble in, and your gags are never a miss!
I swear to you, Blastoise, you euphonium slime,
That I will have my vengeance and I play the long game!
I swear to the all of the gods, that I will have my time!
Damn you! Thank you! Good for you! I want the fame!

If you spent more than 5 minutes writing a poem to me, you may have a problem.

[Freelanderness]

Of cute, gay boys?

I certainly wouldnt mind...

Well I'm not about to be a creep and put other people's photos here ... But I meant cute, nice, smart, boys who are into the same things as me

They're a rare breed, and even rarer when they're straight.

[Nationstatelandsville]

非常好！

非常好！, then.

I have no idea what you just said,
But the two-faced eagle says it was fowl!
And though he slumbers in the bed
Of a king with ill-won goods, I say trust I him now!
For Astrolinum, you are a demon of depravity!
A man with a mind of sharp knives and intent of sin!
You sir, are the bastard of Moriarty and Macavity!
And you sir, are Mars's brother and Bellonia's twin!
But the wars you fight,
And the crimes you commit,
Tell of a Robin Hood's plight!
Gingrich! Santorum! Mitt!
From the rich, steal for the poor, all of the humor,
Give it back to me, you useless, grimy riff-raff!
I want my title to be mine again, you malignant tumor!
I want to be him again, king of the laugh!
You roguish, unkempt, uncouth, unloved, usurping thief,
I demand some kind of retribution, some kind of justice!
I was lord of the wit when my nation was a land of fief,
And then you stumble in, and your gags are never a miss!
I swear to you, Blastoise, you euphonium slime,
That I will have my vengeance and I play the long game!
I swear to the all of the gods, that I will have my time!
Damn you! Thank you! Good for you! I want the fame!

If you spent more than 5 minutes writing a poem to me, you may have a problem.

Who says it took me that long?

[Astrolinium]

非常好！, then.



If you spent more than 5 minutes writing a poem to me, you may have a problem.

Who says it took me that long?

Hopefully no one.

[Lackadaisical2]

But what did you do to get rid of her in the first place?

She broke up with me. Don't remember exactly why, to be honest. Something about not really feeling it and just kinda emotionally backing out.

Doesn't sound good.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Who says it took me that long?

Hopefully no one.

I already had some of those lines in mind for another poem. Besides, rhyming is easy, and I do it all the time at home.

[The Truth and Light]

非常好！, then.



If you spent more than 5 minutes writing a poem to me, you may have a problem.

Who says it took me that long?

If you spent less than five minutes, you still have a problem.

[Astrolinium]

Hopefully no one.

I already had some of those lines in mind for another poem. Besides, rhyming is easy, and I do it all the time at home.

So, you do it all the time, because it's easy to rhyme?

[Lackadaisical2]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Of cute, gay boys?

May as well be.

[Coffee Cakes]

Of cute, gay boys?

May as well be.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I already had some of those lines in mind for another poem. Besides, rhyming is easy, and I do it all the time at home.

So, you do it all the time, because it's easy to rhyme?

Basically, yes. Much easier than chess.

[Alexlantis]

Hello, NSG. How are we today?

[Astrolinium]

Who says it took me that long?

If you spent less than five minutes, you still have a problem.

True.
Friendly rivals do not usually write poetry to one another unless you've got some Foe Yay going on.

In other news, that's like the bajillionth time today I've written a homophone of the word I meant and caught it just before I clicked submit. Gah.

So, you do it all the time, because it's easy to rhyme?

Basically, yes. Much easier than chess.

If that's what you say, then it's okay.

[Lackadaisical2]

Hello, NSG. How are we today?

Shitty, why did I have to have such a resilient body?

[Astrolinium]

Of cute, gay boys?

May as well be.

I approve.

[Alexlantis]

Hello, NSG. How are we today?

Shitty, why did I have to have such a resilient body?

What happened?

[The Truth and Light]

Hello, NSG. How are we today?

I am, for lack of better terms, "feichang hao".

[Alexlantis]

Hello, NSG. How are we today?

I am, for lack of better terms, "feichang hao".

I don't speak Chinese.

[The Truth and Light]

I am, for lack of better terms, "feichang hao".

I don't speak Chinese.

Well then.