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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:39 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:Neither would I.

Well, when and a man and a woman don't' really love each other but lust voraciously after each other's bodies...

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Postby Wazkyraque » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:40 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:Neither would I.

Well, when and a man and a woman don't' really love each other but lust voraciously after each other's bodies...

No need to explain further.
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:41 am

Milks Empire wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Well, when and a man and a woman don't' really love each other but lust voraciously after each other's bodies...

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You ought to restrain your more violent impulses.
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:42 am

*needs moar jukebox*

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:45 am

Milks Empire wrote:*needs moar jukebox*

Does it? :?

How about this then?
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:49 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:*needs moar jukebox*

Does it? :?
How about this then?

Not bad... but I can do you one better.
*shuts off jukebox and brings in live music*
(WARNING: Most definitely NOT safe for work!)

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Postby Wazkyraque » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:49 am

Well, It's been fun.
But it's 2 in the morning.
Good night F7
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:52 am

Wazkyraque wrote:Well, It's been fun.
But it's 2 in the morning.
Good night F7

Bye-bye. :( :hug:

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:54 am

Milks Empire wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Does it? :?
How about this then?

Not bad... but I can do you one better.
*shuts off jukebox and brings in live music*
(WARNING: Most definitely NOT safe for work!)

They do all seven? Hats off to you, although I'd say they're not as musically talented.

Downloaded anyway.
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:58 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:Not bad... but I can do you one better.
*shuts off jukebox and brings in live music*
(WARNING: Most definitely NOT safe for work!)

They do all seven? Hats off to you, although I'd say they're not as musically talented.
Downloaded anyway.

What I'd like to know is how dumb the wife thinks he is. :p

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:58 am

Milks Empire wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:They do all seven? Hats off to you, although I'd say they're not as musically talented.
Downloaded anyway.

What I'd like to know is how dumb the wife thinks he is. :p

Not very, but she knows how drunk he gets.
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:00 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:What I'd like to know is how dumb the wife thinks he is. :p

Not very, but she knows how drunk he gets.

I don't think I could get drunk enough to buy anything she says. :D

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:01 am

Milks Empire wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Not very, but she knows how drunk he gets.

I don't think I could get drunk enough to buy anything she says. :D

I might forget afterwards...

*kicks jukebox*
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:06 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:I don't think I could get drunk enough to buy anything she says. :D

I might forget afterwards...
*kicks jukebox*

:rofl:

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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:03 am

Oops I accidentally bitches.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
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Postby Lazssia » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:27 am

Eliasonia wrote:Oops I accidentally bitches.

Just dissolve the bodies in acid. Don't forget to yank out their teeth, so the forensics guys ID them using dental records. I slipped up on that bit once.
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:38 am

Lazssia wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:Oops I accidentally bitches.

Just dissolve the bodies in acid. Don't forget to yank out their teeth, so the forensics guys ID them using dental records. I slipped up on that bit once.

Thanks for the tip.
*dumps ashes into a trench*
*makes teeth into a necklace*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Lazssia
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Postby Lazssia » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:43 am

Aah the Wombat. Oh how I have missed you. I wonder if all my stuff is still in the cellar?

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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:44 am

Lazssia wrote:Aah the Wombat. Oh how I have missed you. I wonder if all my stuff is still in the cellar?

Nah dude I sold it.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Postby Unicario » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:47 am

*drinks some wine from 1789 Revolutionary France that I found in my old DeLorean*
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Postby Lazssia » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:50 am

Eliasonia wrote:
Lazssia wrote:Aah the Wombat. Oh how I have missed you. I wonder if all my stuff is still in the cellar?

Nah dude I sold it.

Do you have a list of buyers?

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Postby Esternial » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:23 am

Unicario wrote:*drinks some wine from 1789 Revolutionary France that I found in my old DeLorean*

Oh, that still exists?

Good times.

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Postby Unicario » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:31 am

Esternial wrote:
Unicario wrote:*drinks some wine from 1789 Revolutionary France that I found in my old DeLorean*

Oh, that still exists?

Good times.


Yeah man, I found it in the basement with a bow. Apparently it was a gift to somebody, but it's mine.

*goes back and comes back from 1805 wearing Napoleon's hat*
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.

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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:23 pm

Lazssia wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:Nah dude I sold it.

Do you have a list of buyers?

Are you kidding?
This is black market dealing son, I just ask for the money.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Wazkyraque
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Postby Wazkyraque » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:37 pm

*Jumps through window*
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."

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