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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:02 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:"What is it?" James demanded harshly, trying to focus on bringing down Calliel.

"No matter what happens to you, I will always love you." He kisses James and then pulled away, drawing his blade. "Now go. I'll stay here with Damien and keep the demons away."


Damien reloaded his MP5, and took another one in his free hand. "Let's roll." he said, jumping out of cover and firing at several demons. Suddenly, he was thrown back into a wall and dropped his guns. "The fuck?"

A pale figure ran at him, and pinned him against the wall. Grabbing a pistol from his bag, he shot the creature in the stomach, but it only tried to bite him. He pistol whipped it in the face and ran away, before turning around and shooting it again. "You're a vampire, aren't you?"

In response, he ran at him, and slashed his shirt open.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:29 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James readied fireballs. "MALAKH! DAMIEN! KEEP THE ROOKIES BACK!" He ordered, the moved forward to try and find Calliel and put and end to him.
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The Archer had already found the New God, under assault by F-22's. He drew his bow and readied an arrow. "FACE ME, FOUL GODLING, LEST YE BE A SNIVELING COWARD!" The words tumbled out of him, and could be heard clearly by the being.

Calliel lazily looked at the archer, and fired some more whit blasts. But the Archer had distracted him, and a few missiles slammed the God. The God was hit, and when the dust cleared, was revealed to be severely injured and bleeding everywhere.

But then light flooded his body, and he was all better, healed completely. Sanchez fired at Calliel, now standing next to the archer. "What the hell is that?" he asked him.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:49 pm

The Archer ignored the human. He was working. He aimed, pulled the string back as far is it would go, then let loose. The hard, wooden arrow shot straight and true, plunging deeply into Calliel's left eye. Then the shaft exploded.
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James heard the explosion and raced off towards it, fists encased in fire. "CROWLEY! GET READY TO PERFORM THE EXORCISM!" He ordered as they came closer...
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:55 pm

Calliel roared in anger, and ripped it out. "Attack!" Michael ordered Alastor. Crowley prepared to exorcise Calliel from his current vessel, and then the God disappeared, as did his armies.

But Michael was quick, and teleported the entire army with them. They soon arrived with the surprised Calliel in the middle of Islamabad. Raphael made a shield over the city, preventing teleportation out. "You're stuck here till you leave your body, Calliel." he chuckled.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:02 pm

"And I'll make sure you do!" James thundered, leaping at the God and giving a hard punch with his right hand straight into Calliel's empty eye socket. "HEAL FROM THAT, YOU BASTARD!"
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:03 pm

Alastor heard Michael's command and immediately complied, having L'Enfer rip open the dimensional portal and bring forth the full Order of the Knights of L'Enfer to Earth in all of it's glory. Hordes of Demons, clad in Red, Purple, and Gray armor, flooded the battlefields. They were then teleported along with Michael and the others to Islambad, where the battle continued.

Alastor let out a thunderous roar that made the earth beneath him tremble. "KNIGHTS OF HELL! ATTACK!" He shouted, and immediately, demonic cheers were heard all over as the entire Order charged the angelic and demonic forces of Calliel, eager to spill blood. Alastor himself led the charge, followed closely by L'Enfer. Despite how much Alastor despised the General, there was only one thing in the world that made them band together: Battle.

Screams of pain and roars of bloodlust were heard all over as L'Enfer sparred several foes at once, while Alastor plunged his sword deep into the skull of an unfortunate angel.

"This is life." They said in unison.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:28 pm

Calliel grabbed James, blew off his hand, and chucked him to the side, where he hit a brick wall. The Pakistani military fired at them all, not caring who they were hitting.

Calliel blew a few tanks away with a physic blast. Crowley prepared the exorcism ritual, and nodded at Alastor. "I need to get close to him."
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:32 pm

James went flying through a brick window (sorry, IRL injoke between me and my friends), landing hard and unconscious. His hand was gone, and in its place was a bleed stump.
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The Archer managed to take out out a few jeeps and an attack helicoptor before getting crushed to death by a tank. All around him was chaos as everyone fought everyone else.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:37 pm

Alastor was crushing the skull of a greater demon within his fist when Crowley told him he needed to get closer to Calliel. He rushed over to Crowley's side, slashing whatever Demons and Angels dared stand in his way as he did so, leaving the charge and the frontlines for L'Enfer to handle. Alastor had more important things to do it seemed.

"How much closer?" Alastor asked. "I can bring you behind him if you want." He said, slashing a nearby angel to pieces.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:45 pm

Crowley gulped. "That'll work." he said weakly.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:50 pm

Alastor nodded at Crowley before turning to slaughter a flock of Old Time demonic creatures that were charging towards him. Once this was done, he turned to gaze upon the might of his legions one more time before charging into the belly of the beast.

"Alright. Here we go. FOR LUCIFER!" Alastor shouted just as he took hold of Crowley's shoulder. And in an instant, they were right behind Calliel. Alastor nodded at Crowley and stood perfectly in place, ready to defy whatever was thrown at him.



Through an almost impossible combination of sheer willpower, stealth tactics and dumb luck, Shyla had not only managed to stay alive amidst the struggle, but she was doing quite a good job sprinting from behind one group of soldiers to another, healing the injured and what not.

Suddenly, she saw James fly through a brick window. Quickly, she sprinted over and barged into the building he landed in. She then promptly crouched by his side and put her hands over his injury, and as they started glowing with a light green hue, James' injuries began rapidly regenerating.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:11 pm

Crowley grabbed the surprised Calliel's hand, and the God and human both screamed, Crowley because his hand was being turned to stone, and Calliel because he was being ripped out of his body. A bright light flooded Islamabad, buildings falling everywhere and the ground ripping up.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:15 pm

James got to his feet weakly, intent to get back into the fight. Then the building started collapsing. "GET DOWN!" He yelled at the girl healing him, flinging himself over her as the building toppled down on top of them.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:23 pm

Shyla healed James and then watched as he weakly got over his feet. She was about to stop him from rejoining the fight when the building began to shake. She barely had any time to react before James threw himself on top of her in order to protect her, and could only hope that, well, all that work done on healing him wasn't in vain.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:49 pm

As the building came down around James and Shyla, a huge shadow charged through the building, rubble bouncing off of it as it approached them, scooping them both up and continuing on its way, smashing through several walls until it arrived outside. It was Laz, minus three fangs, a horn, and his right eye, but seemingly in high spirits. He set them both down, picking a demons leg out of his teeth.

"Hey uh...you guys! Isn't this great? I haven't had this much fun fighting since i was a little thing. You two were lucky i came by when i did."
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:59 pm

"Thanks for the help big guy." James wheezed, getting off the medic. "The Hell is happening out there?"
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:03 pm

Shyla smiled and nodded at Lazrian. "Yeah, we were lucky!" She said, and began tending to both his wounds and James'. "No idea." She replied to James afterwards.



Alastor, deeming his job of leading Crowley to Calliel done, warped back to the heat of battle, reappearing by L'Enfer's side as a horde of Demons and Angels surrounded them both, the rest of the Order too busy fighting the opossition that slipped past them. Alastor grinned as he was back-to-back with his lifelong comrade and favorite torture subject.

"Just like the good ol' times, huh, L'Enfer?" Alastor said.

"You mean when you used to respect me? Yeah, sort of." L'Enfer replied.

"Hah. Well, let's roll!" Alastor said. L'Enfer nodded, and they both charged towards the opossite sides of the battlefield, ripping apart Angel after Angel, Demon after Demon, living up to their names as the executioner and the general.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:20 pm

Calliel was torn out of his current body, and sent into Heaven, leaving Islamabad a destroyed ruin and Crowley's arm was now utterly burnt off.

(Short post, I was exhausted.)
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:34 pm

Several years had now past within Victoria's dimension, several very successful years. The black hole had been ready for about two months now while Victoria waited for Calliel to appear in Heaven. Even though it was within a separate sphere of space, Victoria still struggled to maintain the integrity of her dimension during the long wait. Victoria had seen Crowley begin the exorcism, knowing that it would only be a few more days before it would all be over.

As soon as Calliel was banished back to Heaven, Victoria opened a rift to Heaven in the black hole's sphere before shrinking the space and channeling back into the main sphere, forcing the black hole through portal with nowhere left to go. Sighing in exhaustion, Victoria was glad it was all finally over, allowing her to get back to what truly mattered: research. She rested for a few moments before turning to Desmond.

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:37 pm

James stumbled as fast as he could out of the ruined house. "MALAKH! DAMIEN! WHERE ARE YOU?"
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:40 pm

Malakh walked over to James, covering a large cut on his stomach with one hand. "Ow," he groaned, before white light came from his hand, and healed the wound.


Damien emerged from some rubble, holding a bloodied silver knife in one hand, and a handgun in the other. He cracked his neck, and limped over to a stone wall, where he leaned back and panted.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:43 pm

James grabbed Malakh with a fierce bear hug. "I'm glad you're okay..."
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:52 pm

Then they were in Heaven. All of those fighting in Islamabad. In Heaven while the black hole was beginning to rip away Heaven slowly, bit by bit, though if this was occurring on Earth the world would have been destroyed right away. Right now, they had ten minutes.

Crowley whimpered, seeing the pieces of the city just flying off and disappearing into the black hole. It was relatively slowly, and Crowley figured physics were being raped right now.

Then he saw the angel next to him, crucified, and began to walk backwards. Then he saw several angels or humans, hanged, crucified, and as he was walking backwards, tripped on a mass of dead bodies.

Comprehension dawned on the mage. He was in an angelic concentration camp, and took a moment to barf from the large amounts of blood that was sprayed everywhere. He looked around, and walked out the open door of the building he was in. A gas chamber.

"Of course Uriel would need some way to get rid of his enemies." Crowley chuckled grimly. He saw a disgusted Raphael behind him. "Did you know about this?" Crowley asked, pointing at him with his good hand.

"No. No I didn't." replied the archangel calmly and solemnly, looking up for Calliel. "He's sealed off teleportation in or out, copying my trick. I had dissolved the bubble in Islamabad when he was exorcised. Bad mistake."
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Rupudska » Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:05 pm

*ignore cannons fire at Hardened Pyrokinetics*

Yuzuki had been tearing into a Pakistani soldier that had shot at her by accident, tearing at his flesh, when she was warped into heaven. Sighing as she transformed to her human form, she wiped her face. "And I was having such fun." She then looked at the black hole. And her jaw dropped. Even I'm scared of that. Shaking herself, she turned to Alastor. "Do you think anyone has a plan to deal with that?"
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