Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Xekliv]

"Biotic... ((gurgle)) ...overrun... infes... ((groan)) ...tation... ((low, rumbling moan)) ...sector is... ((shuddering, throaty breath)) ...not secure..."

-- Intercepted radio frequency from an MIA legionary

[Auzkhia]

"Why don't humans have tails?"
-Anon

[Las Palmeras]

"The evilest jobs available are bureaucrat, painting bricklayer, librarian, and elementary schoolteacher. So no; you don't have to build a secret base under a Japanese volcano or plan to rule the world by being obsessed with gold. And no submarines!"
-No Name, on evil overlords

[Gigaverse]

"You do not spell 'Pacifist' without the 'fist'."

---Sergeant Aurelius Magnus

[Estainia]

We do actually. @ Auzkh

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"Rehearse for weeks upon weeks for... about four hours of entertaining a horde of bleating ignorants, half of whom fall asleep." - Makari Volkov, Ballet dancer

[Tolmakia]

"Where do astronauts go for lunch? To the rocket of course!"

- Deputy Director Kathy Cameron of the Tolmakian Agency of Aeronautics and Space

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"One doesn't need to have brute strength to make an opponent crumble. All it takes is the power of intelligence and knowledge..."

- Director Leeson Korpas of the Tolmakian Agency of Intelligence and Learning

[Saurisisia]

"Marx was indeed born and died a century too early to make that statement."
~ Jessica Quaid, Chairsaur of the Saurisian Workers Party referring to Marx's stance on religion and the subsequent rise of modern mass media

[Auzkhia]

We do actually. @ Auzkh

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"Rehearse for weeks upon weeks for... about four hours of entertaining a horde of bleating ignorants, half of whom fall asleep." - Makari Volkov, Ballet dancer

Really?
Oh yes, the Coccyx. But, to most Auzkhians, humans are "tailless".

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"We are conservative, but in the sense that we care about the traditional authority. We reject democracy.
-A far-right Auzkhian

[Estainia]

"It is a testament to the arrogance of man that he thinks he commands nature rather than the reverse." - Cornelius Andius

[Las Palmeras]

"You do not spell 'Pacifist' without the 'fist'."

---Sergeant Aurelius Magnus

"So what's the practice of pacifism....pacifisting?"
-A drunk *Oh dear God, I've sunken this low in writing...

[Greater Weselton]

"The cold never bothered me anyway"
~Queen Elsa, after "letting it go" and freezing her country

"Frozen is Judeo-Bolshevik propaganda."
-Fuhrer Hermann Muller

[Estainia]

Seriously, enough.

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"That is an amazingly racist terminology, you know." - Stephen Jones

[Allancia]

"The Allancian salute is the placing of the arm over the chest, with the fist curled up, hand pointing upward. It is usually accompanied by the shout "Hail Allancia."

-Allancia History
Yvon Parkes

[Wisconsin9]

"The cold never bothered me anyway"
~Queen Elsa, after "letting it go" and freezing her country

"Frozen is Judeo-Bolshevik propaganda."
-Fuhrer Hermann Muller

Yes. We get it. You hate Frozen. We figured that out after the tenth time.

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You're on the Internet. You have almost unlimited access to the sum total of human knowledge. And you can't spend ten seconds looking up the definition of theory?—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.

[Las Palmeras]

"Ah yes, the entire knowledge of a species...and a testament to the fact that humanity can anthropomorphize and sexualize anything. ANYTHING."
-The Office Lady

[Estainia]

"Sorry to disappoint you, my snark doesn't die until I do!"

"That can still be arranged, Mister Karling!"

"Hah, there's my name again! Finally stopped calling me secretary, you fucking midget!" - part of a conversation between Roland Karling and Cornelius Maximilian, 2001 AD

[Xekliv]

"Hello, potion seller. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions."

-- Xeklivian traveling knight

[Auzkhia]

"You are a glorious winged duck."
-An insult lost in translation

[Greater Weselton]

"Frozen is Judeo-Bolshevik propaganda."
-Fuhrer Hermann Muller

Yes. We get it. You hate Frozen. We figured that out after the tenth time.

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You're on the Internet. You have almost unlimited access to the sum total of human knowledge. And you can't spend ten seconds looking up the definition of theory?—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer.

I am acting IC. I don't really think it is Jewish propaganda.

[Estainia]

We don't care, move on.

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"The politics of the Realm should not detract from its stability, this is something that we have learned to do over the course of millenia. Wantonly murdering everyone in a convoluted never ending plot does nothing but incite civil war which we aim to avoid, while still furthering goals." - Lord Sevastyan Yordanov on 'The Game'.

"When you're pissing on my memory just remember, the ones who promised liberty still kept slaves, I didn't promise a damn thing, I gave it." - Tsar Alexander Yordanov

[Massena]

"Massena's government is legally and morally obliged to the people of Massena, and to nobody else."

~ Presidential candidate Philip Chacon.

[New Hyannis]

"Despite what the bleeding hearts would have us believe, there remains in the world today such a thing as true, pure evil, and if you don't fight it? It spreads. It wins."

~ Richard Clarke, Commonwealth Attorney General.

[Horizont]

"It is not the government's job to uphold your definition of morality. We are not obliged to waste our resources - vast as they may be - on ensuring that two people of the same sex don't start to take a liking to one another, on ensuring that nobody consumes any kind of recreational drug, or anything else that has no effect on your personal life but bothers you so anyway. I'm afraid I can give you only two choices in the matter: you learn to deal with it, or you don't, but either way stop complaining about it and wasting my time."

--- Viktoria v. Hartmann to a neo-conservative

[Herminia]

"Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip,

We don't want to go to war today
But the Lord of the Lash says nay, nay, nay
We're going to march all day, all day, all day
Where there's a whip, there's a way

Where there's a whip, there's a way
Left, right, left, right
Where there's a whip, there's a way
A crack on the back says we're gonna fight
We're gonna march all day and night and more
For we are the slaves of the Führer's war

We don't want to go to war today
But the Lord of the Lash says nay, nay, nay
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Left, right, left, right
~ A song sung by members of the 115th Volksgrenadier Regiment as they are forced-march from the starport of Cablari on the colonial world of Tyrolia through rugged mountains in order to join Herminian troops fending off the Brotherhood forces invading the colony, October 3045

[Khen Var]

"Calling someone who only plays casual games a gamer is like considering someone who only reads pulp novels to be well read in literature."
-A gamer