Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Caninope]

You're a Southern Baptist.

You get no love.

I find it mildly amusing that everyone immediately goes for the Christian jokes.

That's because you're bigots.

Rush told me so.

[Mindhar]

I find it mildly amusing that everyone immediately goes for the Christian jokes.

That's because you're bigots.

Rush told me so.

Pfft. No one listens to Rush anymore, they're too popular.

[Nationstatelandsville]

That's because you're bigots.

Rush told me so.

Pfft. No one listens to Rush anymore, they're too popular.

Hipster conservatives?

The Endtime is nigh.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"What the fuck."

"Yep."

"That's it. You're kidding me. This is it. This is the Mass Effect 3 ending?"

"More or less."

"Jesus Christ-"

"Yes, Shiva?"

"Why. Why the HELL would they do this to us? I don't even HAVE a hell and I feel like the Bioware writers need to go there. The endings...dear Me, these endings..."

"I know man. I know. This hurts me too."

"Five years. I emotionally invested myself in this for five fucking years. Five fucking years. WHAT THE FUCK? These games were beautiful, a reason why humans deserve continued existence. And then they give us an ending that makes no sense, no fucking sense at all! I've spent Me knows how long playing and replaying the last two games, reaching every single possible fucking variable."

"Don't cry, man. It hurts to see you cry."

"Stop trying to hit on me, you damn cross dresser."

"Sorry Shiv."

"You're forgiven, JC."

"I just wanted to be with Garrus. And then he just crashes with every member of the Normandy on some dadforsaken planet somewhere. And the Mass Relays are all destroyed and everyone is completely cut off from each other."

"Now YOU'RE crying."

"I deserve to cry man. I deserve to cry after that bullshit. Goddamn EA. It's been fucking everyone over since Loki bought it out."

"I'm going to destroy these now."

"There might be a DLC."

"I'm not buying a fucking DLC for a proper ending. Now shield your eyes."

"Oh fuck! That hurt!"

"I told you to shield your eyes."

"I didn't expect you to destroy them like that!"

"I wasn't taking any chances. I put my heart and soul into this series, and was just bitch-slapped by EA and Bioware for it."

"What are we going to do now?"

"Fuck an asari."

"Asari are fictional."

"And we're gods. Your point?"

"Let's fuck an asari."

[Ende]

"What the fuck."

"Yep."

"That's it. You're kidding me. This is it. This is the Mass Effect 3 ending?"

"More or less."

"Jesus Christ-"

"Yes, Shiva?"

"Why. Why the HELL would they do this to us? I don't even HAVE a hell and I feel like the Bioware writers need to go there. The endings...dear Me, these endings..."

"I know man. I know. This hurts me too."

"Five years. I emotionally invested myself in this for five fucking years. Five fucking years. WHAT THE FUCK? These games were beautiful, a reason why humans deserve continued existence. And then they give us an ending that makes no sense, no fucking sense at all! I've spent Me knows how long playing and replaying the last two games, reaching every single possible fucking variable."

"Don't cry, man. It hurts to see you cry."

"Stop trying to hit on me, you damn cross dresser."

"Sorry Shiv."

"You're forgiven, JC."

"I just wanted to be with Garrus. And then he just crashes with every member of the Normandy on some dadforsaken planet somewhere. And the Mass Relays are all destroyed and everyone is completely cut off from each other."

"Now YOU'RE crying."

"I deserve to cry man. I deserve to cry after that bullshit. Goddamn EA. It's been fucking everyone over since Loki bought it out."

"I'm going to destroy these now."

"There might be a DLC."

"I'm not buying a fucking DLC for a proper ending. Now shield your eyes."

"Oh fuck! That hurt!"

"I told you to shield your eyes."

"I didn't expect you to destroy them like that!"

"I wasn't taking any chances. I put my heart and soul into this series, and was just bitch-slapped by EA and Bioware for it."

"What are we going to do now?"

"Fuck an asari."

"Asari are fictional."

"And we're gods. Your point?"

"Let's fuck an asari."

That is possibly the awesomest quote I've ever seen in this thread.

[Genivaria]

That is possibly the awesomest quote I've ever seen in this thread.

"Lets fuck an Asari"
Solves ANY problem.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

That is possibly the awesomest quote I've ever seen in this thread.

"Lets fuck an Asari"
Solves ANY problem.

Of course it solves nearly every problem, does it? In fact it is the "Final Solution to all Problem Question".

This Nightkill is the most wonderful of all time.

[Astrolinium]

"Lets fuck an Asari"
Solves ANY problem.

Of course it solves nearly every problem, does it? In fact it is the "Final Solution to all Problem Question".

This Nightkill is the most wonderful of all time.

The only one it doesn't solve is a sudden shortage of virgin Asaris.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

Of course it solves nearly every problem, does it? In fact it is the "Final Solution to all Problem Question".

This Nightkill is the most wonderful of all time.

The only one it doesn't solve is a sudden shortage of virgin Asaris.

Why is anyone taking this guy seriously? He's Timegate, for crying out loud, do you people not remember him?

Because anger is fun?

On a side note here is another one.

[Wikkiwallana]

Of course it solves nearly every problem, does it? In fact it is the "Final Solution to all Problem Question".

This Nightkill is the most wonderful of all time.

The only one it doesn't solve is a sudden shortage of virgin Asaris.

It does, you just have to be patient.

[Astrolinium]

The only one it doesn't solve is a sudden shortage of virgin Asaris.

It does, you just have to be patient.

Oh, come on, like I'm going to wait... however long the gestation period of an Asari is. What the hell is an Asari, anyway?

[Wikkiwallana]

It does, you just have to be patient.

Oh, come on, like I'm going to wait... however long the gestation period of an Asari is. What the hell is an Asari, anyway?

An all female, all bisexual race of aliens that can mate with pretty much anything.

[Genivaria]

Oh, come on, like I'm going to wait... however long the gestation period of an Asari is. What the hell is an Asari, anyway?

An all female, all bisexual race of aliens that can mate with pretty much anything.

Let that sink in for a minute.

[Astrolinium]

Oh, come on, like I'm going to wait... however long the gestation period of an Asari is. What the hell is an Asari, anyway?

An all female, all bisexual race of aliens that can mate with pretty much anything.

Oh.
Well, then they're not an adequate solution to "How do you take care of a horny gay male?"

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

An all female, all bisexual race of aliens that can mate with pretty much anything.

Let that sink in for a minute.

It just ruined my fantasy... it ruined it!

[Genivaria]

Let that sink in for a minute.

It just ruined my fantasy... it ruined it!

Um...how?

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

It just ruined my fantasy... it ruined it!

Um...how?

I never played mass effect, so I was assuming them to be super-beautiful super-human immortal women, when I based myself off the Nightkill quote.

It is the irony to find out they are aliens, even more when I used Google to find images of them...which ruined it forever.

[Vousielle]

Um...how?

I never played mass effect, so I was assuming them to be super-beautiful super-human immortal women, when I based myself off the Nightkill quote.

It is the irony to find out they are aliens, even more when I used Google to find images of them...which ruined it forever.

Just as well, Tali > all Asari characters. And she is perpetually mysterious!

[Caninope]

Pfft. No one listens to Rush anymore, they're too popular.

Hipster conservatives?

The Endtime is nigh.

You joke, but I'm the token republican friend of some hipsters.

[Genivaria]

I never played mass effect, so I was assuming them to be super-beautiful super-human immortal women, when I based myself off the Nightkill quote.

It is the irony to find out they are aliens, even more when I used Google to find images of them...which ruined it forever.

Just as well, Tali > all Asari characters. And she is perpetually mysterious!

Tali♥ ♥ ♥

[Genivaria]

Hipster conservatives?

The Endtime is nigh.

You joke, but I'm the token republican friend of some hipsters.

Republican how?

[Caninope]

You joke, but I'm the token republican friend of some hipsters.

Republican how?

Republican as in I am a conservative who actively identifies with the Republicans.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

Just as well, Tali > all Asari characters. And she is perpetually mysterious!

Tali♥ ♥ ♥

She seems to solve some of my problems a little better now. ♥ ♥ ♥

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

So far obama yet again proved to everyone that he doesn't know jack about history and made a false claim to former President Rutherford B. Hayes
http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in ... ack-on-gop

Allegedly misquoting a rather obscure politician from more than one century ago clearly proves Obama should be impeached. And he hasn't even the excuse of being too busy starting new invasions, that no-good uppity usurping slacker. *nod*

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

i refuse to acknowledge the scots as people.

they are just advanced e. coli formed by the breast of mel gibson.