Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Soldati Senza Confini]

People paying for a thing does not create a debt between people who do things for each other without cost. I frequently fix my friends computers and other electronics because I enjoy doing so, but that doesn't lead to me wanting to ban people doing so for money.

That isn't the best argument against this idiocy. The best argument is when should the women start paying the men for consensual sex?

You're allowing this to be framed as though sex is a service provided to men by women. And I sound like Ostero saying that and I feel dirty. Seriously, fuck you Natapoc for making me have to say that....

[Shofercia]

I have a lot but they are not in english.

Post away. Personally I can read only English, German, Russian, Italian, Czech and French, but I'm rather sure we have people on NS who can speak Dutch,Spanish,Portuguese,Arabic,Jewish,Hindi,Pashto,Polish,Mandarin and Japanese at the very least.

There's also this new thing called "Google web translate" that's actually older than some NSers.

"It's not in English" is something of a copout when it comes to sources.

i dont even read english. im been making guesses.

It's apparently served you well these last three years.

[Big Jim P]

"Life is a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat"

Just wanted to throw that out there...

[Val Halla]

A reference to the title of the thread being reported in the title of the report keeps Moderators happy and avoids the chance they will be spoken of on the nightly news as "such a quiet person, I would never have thought they were capable of slaughtering millions."

[Luxdonia]

Now, whose puppet are you, sweetums?

Did we suddenly take a step back to say 1950, chap?

[Chuukango]

Republicans are feeling the Bern right now.

[Uiiop]

Really so nonviolent drug offenders in prison, which there are a lot of, deserve life imprisonment? Or how about kids? One stupid and desperate decision has a child puts you in a box for more than half your life. That's fair? Not everyone there is a rapist or Hannibal Lector. And besides hundreds of thousands are released everyday. As I've mentioned earlier, punishment shouldn't be the only thing on the agenda.

Newsflash, man: Life ain't fair. You get what you deserve and if you break the law you deserve to be punished.

It's on the funny bit of course.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Newsflash, man: Life ain't fair. You get what you deserve and if you break the law you deserve to be punished.

It's on the funny bit of course.

There's nothing funny about that. It's just a dry opinion.

[Idzequitch]

It's on the funny bit of course.

There's nothing funny about that. It's just a dry opinion.

It's more ironic than anything else. The first sentence claims that life isn't fair, and the sentence immediately following says that you get what you deserve, which is what most people would consider fair.

[Byzantium Imperial]

FUCKIN' SIGGED!

You're celebrating the perception that out of all of the people on the thread who fuck their mothers, you're the least racist of them?

From the Bernie Sanders thread

In the words of the Second Amendment: "....shall not be infringed."

*Ahem* the well-regulated militia wants to have a talk with you.

And from the Gun Control thread

[Confederate Ramenia]

Call me a racist, Nazi, anti-semite, islamophobe. Come on throw all of your buzzwords at me. It still doesn't change what is happening.

This is when he showed the world that he was based; that he was not a cuck; that he is not a degenerate. This will be a crucial moment and I want to preserve this.

[Sun Wukong]

Call me a racist, Nazi, anti-semite, islamophobe. Come on throw all of your buzzwords at me. It still doesn't change what is happening.

This is when he showed the world that he was based; that he was not a cuck; that he is not a degenerate. This will be a crucial moment and I want to preserve this.

I'm not seeing how this is at all awesome or funny.

I also don't see what it has to do with him being cuckolded.

[Charlia]

A reference to the title of the thread being reported in the title of the report keeps Moderators happy and avoids the chance they will be spoken of on the nightly news as "such a quiet person, I would never have thought they were capable of slaughtering millions."

This is beautiful.

I will have the most flustered Male Tsundere ever and a female kuudere who hives precisely zero fucks.

And this RP; It will have just all of the ships.

Every ship...

I want an Iowa-class battleship b/c cannons!

Why not put an RP like this on naval ships? That way, Neros & whoever who joke about sailing ships are actually not joking?

I just liked the 'I want an Iowa-class battleship b/c cannons!'

[Sam Hyde]

Call me a racist, Nazi, anti-semite, islamophobe. Come on throw all of your buzzwords at me. It still doesn't change what is happening.

This is when he showed the world that he was based; that he was not a cuck; that he is not a degenerate. This will be a crucial moment and I want to preserve this.

I'm a rogue element on the move.

[Sun Wukong]

This is when he showed the world that he was based; that he was not a cuck; that he is not a degenerate. This will be a crucial moment and I want to preserve this.

I'm a rogue element on the move.

Like a duck flying east for winter.

[Veceria]

Before the Netherlands had the Euro everyone was about twice as cheap.

Yeah, Blaat has become much more sophisticated since 2001.

[Mirakai]

The european people would never accept losing independence to become a province in a european empire.

They can take our lives, but they'll never take our light bulbs and shorter bank account numbers!

[Mirakai]

Con made a blood pact with an Archfiend.

By which she means this:

Hi.

[Byzantium Imperial]

The civil rights jihad isn't so bad, guys. It can actually be somewhat pleasant, like getting a Brazilian.

The breeze between your knees won't save you when they come at you with their income equality rifles.

This entire page is actually pretty damn good

[Mirakai]

Scene that probably happened:

Thor: Have you guys heard of these 'Pokymons?' They are fierce warriors. We should recruit some for the Avengers.

Captain: I don't know anything about that. What are they?

Thor: They are animals from your world that have powerful magical abilities.

Captain: I don't think we have anything like that here.

Thor: I speak the truth! I watched a documentary about them on your television set. They are found in a place called 'Kanto.'

Captain: Kanto? That's in Japan! Have the Japanese been performing genetic experiments on animals!? Why hasn't SHIELD tried to stop this!?

Thor: They will make a valuable addition to the team!

Captain: It's an abomination!

Stark: No...guys...

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Again sir, I'd suggest you sheath Excaliber.

Excaliber will never be sheathed,Not until it's thirst is quenched in victory.

Excaliber will never be sheathed,Not until it's thirst is quenched in victory.

Sir, the Lady of the Lakke gave you that sword and she can sure as hell take it away.

[Charlia]

Scene that probably happened:

Thor: Have you guys heard of these 'Pokymons?' They are fierce warriors. We should recruit some for the Avengers.

Captain: I don't know anything about that. What are they?

Thor: They are animals from your world that have powerful magical abilities.

Captain: I don't think we have anything like that here.

Thor: I speak the truth! I watched a documentary about them on your television set. They are found in a place called 'Kanto.'

Captain: Kanto? That's in Japan! Have the Japanese been performing genetic experiments on animals!? Why hasn't SHIELD tried to stop this!?

Thor: They will make a valuable addition to the team!

Captain: It's an abomination!

Stark: No...guys...

Headcanons are the best.

IC:
She is a bad influence on me. She brings out emotions and feelings that I can't afford. Though she is a sweet girl, a little lost and self-hating at times, with a few mental disorders that I and my men have as well, but sweet... Damnit, there I go again!

What does she think of Shojiro?

This made me laugh so hard...
'She is a bad influence... there I go again!'

[The Empire of Pretantia]

No shit, Shylock.

Check the toilet, Antonio.

What's in the- EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW, JEW-POO!

If you feed us, do we not shit?

[Wallenburg]

I think breast implants are gross and it's pretty fucked up that anyone would get them. Then again, I also think ketchup is gross and it's pretty fucked up how many people eat it. Are we going to ban ketchup?

Ketchup is culturally accepted and pressured as a popular condiment choice, so there's no real choice for most people on whether to use ketchup or not. They had that decision forced upon them by a ketchup-based society.

Ban ketchup for the sake of culinary rights.

I feel that way sometimes when I have to special order burgers to make sure they don't put ketchup on them, but I don't think outlawing ketchup and forcing ketchup-addicts to get it from shady black market condiment smugglers is the answer.

Which brings me to another point about the boob jobs: If you ban it, people who REALLY want one will still find somewhere to get it done illegally, and you'll have more people going to unlicensed plastic surgeons and being operated on in dangerous conditions.

[Confederation of Common Sense]

Recently on The North Pacific RMB...

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