Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Lysset]

I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description [spam]; and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the [thread] involved in this case is not that.

On what constitutes a Spam Thread in GE&T.

[United Allied Earth Federation]

I love you too bbe.

Love is not an emotion that can be felt by most of my kind.

[Crysuko]

"HOW THE HELL DID I END UP IN BED WITH IAN SMITH!

[Wallenburg]

I'm being sarcastic. Apparently I need to work on my material.

I teach a sarcasm class at your local university. Tuition is free for the first day, I expect to see you there, Farn.

[Charlia]

BE DEPRESSED! DEPRESSSSED!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Don't make me land a butterfly on your nose m8 :3

Best reply to an evil laugh I've ever seen. Go, Lancearc.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I mean it is!

Why, I can remember the last time a cop beat my ass while detaining me.

I have tons of problems writing the word "can't" correctly, as well.

Oh, the tragedy of the white man's burdens...

On the quote "It is so hard to be white" (paraph.)

[The Princes of the Universe]

Dear trees,
It has come to my attention that your self pleasuring routine is getting out of hand. Your fapping addiction is wreaking havoc with my immune system. You gave me a coughing tree STD and I require remuneration.
You will hear from my solicitors in the morning.
Sincerely,
The pissed tenant of the property where you grow

[Wallenburg]

Obviously I'm only here to wield phenomenal and completely unfettered and unmonitored power over a whole bunch of people on the Internet I don't know to satisfy my depraved lust for conquest and domination because of any number of personal, psychological, physical, and/or sexual failings I have in real life because lemme tell you, nothing gets me off like pushing my Nazi Communist Democratic Republican Atheist Religious Etc Etc New World Order bias on everybody around me!

More seriously, I stick around because I enjoy the cooperative storytelling of a good RP (even though I don't RP nearly as much as I used to,) and because for all the jokes about NSG's debate skills, there's just something about the community that keeps me coming back. I've made some really good friends on here, and I enjoy seeing the different ways people play the game and all the neat stuff that folks come up with.

[Geilinor]

I thought this little exchange was funny. It just goes to show you how text can be misinterpreted.

I can believe that people shouldn't be able to go wherever they want without believing that other races are inferior.

I mean, fuck me for having an opinion based in reality, right?

...you think only racists should be able to immigrate?

What in the fuck?

[Luziyca]

Nay, because in the vast majority of situations, people need healthcare and help to overcome "intentionally destructive" habits. And denying them that healthcare will just worsen emergency room crowding and costs, because as already shown in the US, when people can't afford preventative healthcare and such, they instead let a situation go until they have to go to the ER, which is obligated to help regardless of whether or not the patient can afford it, ultimately costing taxpayers far more than it would if affordable preventative treatment and such is available.

Alcoholics have a disease, a physiological addiction that often has co-morbid psychological issues underpinning it. People with eating disorders have a disorder, an illness that requires treatment to overcome. People who smoke have a disease, again, a physiological addiction that probably has a psychological component. People who have to work 80 hours a week just to scrape by aren't going to have the time or the energy to exercise or the time to prepare and eat healthy meals. People who are fighting with psychological issues such as depression and can't afford treatment or proper medication will self-medicate with nicotine or alcohol. People who can barely afford to keep a roof over their heads are stuck eating crappy food that's been processed to hell and back rather than healthy options, because they can't afford it.

That you're even suggesting this as an effective cost-cutting measure shows pretty clearly that you have little grasp of the incredible tangle of inter-related issues that can contribute to these sorts of problems for people.

Well played.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

I thought this little exchange was funny. It just goes to show you how text can be misinterpreted.

...you think only racists should be able to immigrate?

What in the fuck?

I'm still struggling to find another meaning in that horrifically-constructed sentence.

[Shaggai]

I thought this little exchange was funny. It just goes to show you how text can be misinterpreted.

I'm still struggling to find another meaning in that horrifically-constructed sentence.

I can (believe that (people shouldn't be able to go wherever they want)) without (believing that (other races are inferior)).

[Prussia-Steinbach]

I'm still struggling to find another meaning in that horrifically-constructed sentence.

I can (believe that (people shouldn't be able to go wherever they want)) without (believing that (other races are inferior)).

Wow. Okay, I see it now.

But you can understand how I read it another way.

[Old Tyrannia]

(Image)
"One People,One Island,One Nation, That Is Ireland"
-My Opinion on Ireland Unification idea

So the Orange Order get the whole of the east?

[Usaimar]

Just because Iran has a nuclear research program and a ballistic missile program, you can't say that they are linked

[Yumyumsuppertime]

On a thread regarding a man forced to register as a sex offender for having sex with a girl he met online who lied about her age by three years.

He had sex with her without realizing that she was three years younger than she claimed?

They didn't meet through a carbon dating app.

[MERIZoC]

No it was Reagan, and nothing but him.

He flexed his trickle-down and Eastern Europe exploded from the illogic.

[Crysuko]

Only In Europe It Should Be Banned,Immigrants Should Adapt European Culture If They Want To Stay!

NO TO ISLAMIC EUROPE!

Capitalizing every word in a sentence makes European Jesus cry.

[Geilinor]

I guess the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is... an armadillo?

Legalize both concealed and open carrying of armadillos in schools and movie theaters.

The right to bear armadillos?

That'd be terrifying.

(Image)

[The Empire of Pretantia]

My quote isn't the funny one.

You are allowed to just ignore people, Mavorpen. We won't judge you.

But clicking "show post' is a hassle.

But clicking "show post' is a hassle.

This is ironic and awkward because I have him on my foe/ignore list....

[Sun Wukong]

Nipples on Men are like Plastic Fruit.

You pin them to the walls as decoration in tacky Italian restaurants?

[Jordkloden]

FORGET THIS INSIDE/OUTSIDE: DICKS ALL THE WAY DOWN- Dumb Ideologies

[Charlia]

The Queen was born in Wonderland, and yet somehow she created Wonderland. This is not possible, as the Red Queen only started existing after the Throne and the Signet were made, which were made after Wonderland's creation. As such, The Queen simply cannot exist, because logic.

We don't work on logic dang it! I even got my degree, by writing that 2+2= fish!

This whole argument made me laugh so hard, heck, most of this thread makes me laugh, but this one was my favorite.

And then there's this:

Cause of Death: Notecard wounds

Last Words: What are you going to do, kill us with notecards?

X3

Oddly enough, it came from a serious moment in a roleplay. Quite literally, the characters were being threatened with death by notecards.

[Tinfect]

This aint the age of wooden ships.

Tell that to my tricorne wearing space line infanty with their lasbolt muskets and power bayonets.

I think little more needs be said.

[Geilinor]

Stop. Literally stop. Lock the doors, call the CDC, tell them. You must be isolated before the infection spreads.

It's too late. The Ebola of religious ignorance is spreading to everyone who saw that image. We must quarentine the thread immediately.