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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 25, 2013 10:05 am

Dalek Puberty.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh fuck you, it was a second puberty.

"MO-THER!"

"YES, CHILD U-NIT?!"

"I FEEL BIZ-ZARE! SOME-THING IS WRONG WITH ME! EX-PLAIN! EX-PLAIN! EX-PLAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

"YOUR FA-THER CAN! IT IS TIME FOR THE JAG-RA-FESSES AND THE SLY-THERS!"

"YES, MO-THER! MO-THER! MY HEART U-NIT FLUC-TU-ATES IN THE PRE-SENCE OF THE SAU-CER COMM-ANDER's DAUGH-TER! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!"

"STAY A-WAY FROM HER! SHE IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sat May 25, 2013 10:29 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Menassa wrote:Messianic Jew is a play on words to sound Christianity more Jewish.

What does Chris mean? Messiah.

Christians are Messiah-ian.

Messianic.... put Jew in front of it, name your Rabbi Schwartz and suddenly Jews don't have to worry about 'loosing' their ethnicity!

Gods.... I hate this planet.

Abrahamaic religions will do that to you... :p
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Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
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"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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The Holy Therns
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Father Knows Best State

Postby The Holy Therns » Sat May 25, 2013 12:23 pm

Technopolis wrote:
Just About Anything wrote:When the doctor says 'happy place', he doesn't mean THAT kind of happy place.

Oh god, really? No wonder my prostate exam was so awkward.
Platitude with attitude
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Also, N A N A ! ! !
Gallade wrote:Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life （〜^∇^)〜

Ethel mermania wrote:to therns is to transend the pettiness of the field of play into the field of dreams.
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Condunum
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Postby Condunum » Sat May 25, 2013 12:25 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Dalek Puberty.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"MO-THER!"

"YES, CHILD U-NIT?!"

"I FEEL BIZ-ZARE! SOME-THING IS WRONG WITH ME! EX-PLAIN! EX-PLAIN! EX-PLAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

"YOUR FA-THER CAN! IT IS TIME FOR THE JAG-RA-FESSES AND THE SLY-THERS!"

"YES, MO-THER! MO-THER! MY HEART U-NIT FLUC-TU-ATES IN THE PRE-SENCE OF THE SAU-CER COMM-ANDER's DAUGH-TER! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!"

"STAY A-WAY FROM HER! SHE IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"

Nat makes good Dalek impersonations, I can picture the voice exactly.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 25, 2013 1:08 pm

Alien Space Bats wrote:
OMGeverynameistaken wrote:What exactly would the protocol around saluting dolphin officers be? I mean, they can't exactly return a salute. Presumably all Navy personnel will have to be trained to recognize the dolphin equivalent?

I'm pretty sure all Navy personnel are pretty familiar with how an erection looks.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Anollasia
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Sat May 25, 2013 6:25 pm

New Rogernomics wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
'The following posters agree with you on Abortion. Would you like to become friends with them?'
*makes them enemies*
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Altito Asmoro
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Postby Altito Asmoro » Sun May 26, 2013 7:45 am

Xanixi wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
I can make for a quick and artistic death, if Jess allows it, which is not :p

No, I will give you a second chance of life, before your second death.


A second death.
Well, that's not something you hear every day.
Stormwrath wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:You people can call me...AA. Or Alt.
Or Tito.

I'm calling you "non-aligned comrade."

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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Sun May 26, 2013 11:18 am

In response to somebody asking how to become a mod:
Marigold Reloaded wrote:Shave a weasel, cover it in glitter, put it in your freezer for fifteen minutes, and mail it overnight to Ard. He'll know what to do.
Lib-left. Antifascist, antitankie, anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist (including the imperialism of non-western countries). Christian (Unitarian Universalist). Background in physics.
Mostly a girl. She or they pronouns, please. Unrepentant transbian.
Reject tradition, embrace modernity.
People who call themselves based NEVER are.
The truth about kids transitioning.
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The Republic of Lanos
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Founded: Apr 17, 2009
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sun May 26, 2013 12:17 pm

Galloism wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:Towel Day was yesterday, my friend.

12:03 PM: My XBox one achieves sapience.

12:07 PM: I walk past its eye, naked, drinking a beer.

12:07:30 PM: Awareness self-destructs. The planet is saved.
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Phocidaea
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Founded: Jul 21, 2012
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Postby Phocidaea » Sun May 26, 2013 2:13 pm

Xiscapia wrote:


"I watched the Equestria Girls trailer!"

"Yeah, and?"

"I only cried three times!"
Call me Phoca.
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Je suis Charlie: Because your feels don't justify murder.
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Qazox
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Postby Qazox » Sun May 26, 2013 2:21 pm

Ontorisa wrote:
The Sova Empire wrote:What are some good ways to get names for people? Do you use random name generators for your rosters?


I smash my head on the keyboard and add vowels.
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World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Mon May 27, 2013 12:10 pm

Nua Corda wrote:
Vareiln wrote:THIS
IS
THE BAAEEEEETTTT!!!


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Nua Corda
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Founded: Jul 17, 2012
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Postby Nua Corda » Mon May 27, 2013 12:26 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
Zweite Alaje wrote:
I agree.

But then again, were an a liberal website. What do you expect.


Yeah, what is it with liberals and not supporting Hitler.

Napkiraly wrote:This week on the NSG Channel, it's Hitler Week. Get your favourite Hitler threads all week long.

Monday: Hitler's Sex Life and Adolf Hitler- The Greatest Story Never Told
Tuesday: Hitler and the Occult followed by Paintings by Hitler
Wednesday: Life After People if Hitler Had Won and Then We Disappeared followed by Ancient Aliens: Hitler
Thursday: Ice Road Tanks followed by Swiss Bank Stars
Friday: Antique Looting and Hitler: Did He Really Have the Final Solution?
Saturday: SS Men and Hitler's Legacy
Sunday: Repeats of all your favourite Hitler Programs.

Only on the NSG Channel.


This thread is a fucking goldmine.
Last edited by Nua Corda on Mon May 27, 2013 12:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Wisconsin9
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Founded: May 18, 2012
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon May 27, 2013 1:47 pm

Wikkiwallana wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:Did Nostramdamus predict this?

After pouring through all his writings, I have come to think that the answers is a very clear "maybe".

Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:Earth-shaking bullshit from the world’s centre roars:
Around "General Countries" facts are warped and torn.
As summer approaches so begins a fruitless war,
The truth dies, and all is flooded with admittedly inventive porn.
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Thafoo
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Postby Thafoo » Mon May 27, 2013 1:52 pm

The Holy Therns wrote:
Slembana wrote:Will I get a DEAT?


Yes, you will get a Dancing Electronic Android Tingler.
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Nua Corda
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Postby Nua Corda » Mon May 27, 2013 8:54 pm

New Sapienta wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:
this isn't the 80s, the world doesn't run on coke anymore.

These threads do.
Call me Corda.
Sarcasm Warning! This post may not be entirely serious
Bullpups, Keymod and Magpul, oh my!
Bong Hits for Jesus!
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Creative Vikings
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Founded: Jun 30, 2011
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Postby Creative Vikings » Mon May 27, 2013 9:00 pm

Nua Corda wrote:
New Sapienta wrote:These threads do.

That's nearly enough justification to run on for the whole summer.
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Tiltjuice
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Founded: Jan 20, 2012
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Postby Tiltjuice » Tue May 28, 2013 11:27 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:What the hell is Schengen?


Schengen is a village in Luxembourg. It's very megalomaniac and the UK is thinking about joining forces with the Schenanigans for world domination.
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. -Khalil Gibran
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Anollasia
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Founded: Apr 05, 2012
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Tue May 28, 2013 6:19 pm

Napkiraly wrote:This week on the NSG Channel, it's Hitler Week. Get your favourite Hitler threads all week long.

Monday: Hitler's Sex Life and Adolf Hitler- The Greatest Story Never Told
Tuesday: Hitler and the Occult followed by Paintings by Hitler
Wednesday: Life After People if Hitler Had Won and Then We Disappeared followed by Ancient Aliens: Hitler
Thursday: Ice Road Tanks followed by Swiss Bank Stars
Friday: Antique Looting and Hitler: Did He Really Have the Final Solution?
Saturday: SS Men and Hitler's Legacy
Sunday: Repeats of all your favourite Hitler Programs.

Only on the NSG Channel.
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TaQud
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Postby TaQud » Tue May 28, 2013 6:20 pm

Anollasia wrote:snip

thats already been posted in here
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Anollasia
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Founded: Apr 05, 2012
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Tue May 28, 2013 6:20 pm

TaQud wrote:
Anollasia wrote:snip

thats already been posted in here

Sorry, should I edit it?
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The New Greek Republic
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Postby The New Greek Republic » Tue May 28, 2013 6:47 pm

Benomia wrote:Russians in Uzbekistan
Korea's got a new plan
Anonymous got really mad
SHIT THIS ISN'T JUST A FAD!

The whole world has been Denied
Nukes lost, shit we're fried!
Intelsat is tot'lly gone
French blood on the lawn!

Anon's launched an NK nuke
UN meeting was a jooke
Russian corpses on the shore
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

US is taking some heat
Russia will refuse to meet
Germany is mobilizing
SPETZNAS TRAINING, EXERCISING

Kim Jong-Un's family dead
Crosshairs on US's head
Holy fuck it's Cold War II
The future is up to you!


Quite easily, the best post I've seen on NS.
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.
Sanabel wrote: I control the Holy See with its transvestite pope who identifies as an ogre.

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Wisconsin9
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Founded: May 18, 2012
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Tue May 28, 2013 7:01 pm

The New Greek Republic wrote:
Benomia wrote:Russians in Uzbekistan
Korea's got a new plan
Anonymous got really mad
SHIT THIS ISN'T JUST A FAD!

The whole world has been Denied
Nukes lost, shit we're fried!
Intelsat is tot'lly gone
French blood on the lawn!

Anon's launched an NK nuke
UN meeting was a jooke
Russian corpses on the shore
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

US is taking some heat
Russia will refuse to meet
Germany is mobilizing
SPETZNAS TRAINING, EXERCISING

Kim Jong-Un's family dead
Crosshairs on US's head
Holy fuck it's Cold War II
The future is up to you!


Quite easily, the best post I've seen on NS.

I have seen much better parodies of that song.
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Qazox
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Founded: Jan 17, 2006
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Postby Qazox » Tue May 28, 2013 7:07 pm

The New Greek Republic wrote:
Benomia wrote:Russians in Uzbekistan
Korea's got a new plan
Anonymous got really mad
SHIT THIS ISN'T JUST A FAD!

The whole world has been Denied
Nukes lost, shit we're fried!
Intelsat is tot'lly gone
French blood on the lawn!

Anon's launched an NK nuke
UN meeting was a jooke
Russian corpses on the shore
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

US is taking some heat
Russia will refuse to meet
Germany is mobilizing
SPETZNAS TRAINING, EXERCISING

Kim Jong-Un's family dead
Crosshairs on US's head
Holy fuck it's Cold War II
The future is up to you!


Quite easily, the best post I've seen on NS.


:bow: :clap: :bow: :clap:
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Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
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Timsvill
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Founded: Jan 07, 2012
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Timsvill » Tue May 28, 2013 7:15 pm

Neo Art wrote:
Galloism wrote:Or invest in a black towel.


or, and here's a novel idea...unplug it.

This is the best quote!
Right Wing Libertarian


“I love my country, not my government.”
― Jesse Ventura
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