The Sexiest Language on Earth

[The Truth and Light]

This age old dispute deserves to be solved once and for all.

I don't know about you, but in certain instances language turns me on. When my boyfriend speaks his language, I find it very romantic. I love the sounds of French and other European languages. They're even more a turn on when you understand them.

My vote for sexiest language on earth goes to French, hands down. A new language I discovered recently that it very much romantic is Dutch. In third for sexiness is Italian.

Les langues belles sont tres important dans lit.

What say you NS? What is the sexiest language on earth?

[Minoriteeburg]

Ebonics.

[Lackadaisical2]

Whichever one I happen to be speaking at the time.

[Maryginia]

german or latin

[Tauric Cilicia]

Old church Slavonic.

[Avenio]

Klingon, no contest.

[Josh Sinister]

English!

Not only am I an annoying "Lolbertarian" but I am also a [blah-blah-whatever.].

[Xarithis]

C++

You can define my class, baby.

Alternatively, Russian or Japanese. It depends.

[The Black Wasteland]

Russian sounds pretty damn sexy if said the right way, but I would have to vote for Italian myself.

[Twin Elms]

Sindarin.

It's on MIDDLE Earth.

[New Hayesalia]

French. France is just stereotyped as romantic. "Hello, my precious flower, tell me, how did you become so beautiful so quickly?"
You think with an Aussie accent you think "Oh, mate! Fuckin beer!",
Irish "Diddy-dee, potatoes.",
English "Teriribly sorry, I must have dropped my top hat",
Scottish "&%#$ Off!",
German "You. Make love, me, now."
Southern America "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hamburger!"
Russian Man "I served in the Siberian salt mines for twelve years."
Russian woman- "Kiss me, or I crush you." Admittedly, one of my Russian friends definetly pulls it off well. If she sees this- Voronina, what the hell are you doing here?
Japanese "Oooooh, hologram"
Northern US "Darn it, why won't this start?"
New Zealand "Baaaa."

[Galloism]

Jive. Hands down.

[New Hayesalia]

Jive. Hands down.

Not true. For two months I thought Nina Simone was a transvestite.

[Aezakmi]

For me it depends entirely on the speaker. It's the same as the idea that some languages are supposedly better for getting angry in. For example, French is supposed to be very suave and sexy and not very aggressive, and Russian is supposed to be crude, brutish and terrifying. But Russian is pretty damn attractive when spoken by the likes of Анна Семенович, and if an enraged Jean Reno came running at me, screaming furiously in French, I'd be pretty damn terrified. I think it's all based on stereotypes, not any intrinsic quality of the language.

[Galloism]

Nanatsu say:

There is no one sexiest language on earth. Every language has its appeal.

Galloism editorial:

Everyone knows it's really English because that's the language *I* speak.

[Dakini]

Klingon, no contest.

I really tried to find some good love poetry in Klingon, but I have been unsuccessful so far.


I think any language can probably be sexy depending how it's spoken.

[Norstal]

C++

You can define my class, baby.

You can use my methods anytime.

[Hetalia Switzerland]

Red Hat

[The Parkus Empire]

Does any language have better words than English does for "fuck", "hard" and "cock"?

[The Christian Reich]

There all sexy.

Except Arabic

[Socklund]

I have nothing to add other than not English. It's impossible to talk about sex in English without sounding crass and misogynistic or detached and clinical.

[Mektar]

I think French is alright, if only because it was one of the languages I grew up with. My girlfriend makes Urdu sound pretty sexy, though, but she'd say Italian. There're over 6,000 living languages, though (I got that from the book Guns, Germs and Steel), so it's pretty hard to say, as I've never heard the majority of them.

[Arkinesia]

Definitely German. Women speaking German is so easily so sexy.

[Mushet]

Shouldn't there be some sort of poll

[Antilon]

I find British and Australian accents extremely attractive, followed by Japanese and French.