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by The chrisman union » Sun May 23, 2010 2:16 pm
Shebu wrote: 9 out of 10 times when you have a Ak47 pointed at you, you pay attention.
North Defese wrote:If I had a nickle and the head of everyone who called me [Defense], I'd be rich, and thrown in prison for all the mutliated corpses strewn about my house.
Tunizcha wrote:Never get in a staring contest with a cat. Even if you win, you still lose, because you just spent 5 minutes staring at a cat.
Canadai wrote:In Canadai, the vertically impaired are treated as equal citizens, and given ladders by the government.
Niur wrote:Lets all just get brain transplants to shark bodies.
by Neo ORB » Sun May 23, 2010 2:20 pm
by Solyhniya » Sun May 23, 2010 2:20 pm
North Wiedna wrote:I don't have nipples, I'm too manly.
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Ulu Turan » Sun May 23, 2010 2:23 pm
by United Dependencies » Sun May 23, 2010 5:37 pm
Brauzillia wrote:Of what united dependencies said about the sig, this is my sig.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.
by SaintB » Sun May 23, 2010 5:45 pm
by Andaluciae » Sun May 23, 2010 5:46 pm
FreeAgency wrote:Shellfish eating used to be restricted to dens of sin such as Red Lobster and Long John Silvers, but now days I cannot even take my children to a public restaurant anymore (even the supposedly "family friendly ones") without risking their having to watch some deranged individual flaunting his sin...
by Chatkasatan » Sun May 23, 2010 5:49 pm
by Manahakatouki » Sun May 23, 2010 5:50 pm
by Chatkasatan » Sun May 23, 2010 5:51 pm
by Celestial Divinities » Sun May 23, 2010 5:51 pm
by Manahakatouki » Sun May 23, 2010 6:17 pm
by Manahakatouki » Sun May 23, 2010 6:17 pm
Celestial Divinities wrote:My nipples are just fine, and I've felt the need to lick them.
They're a nice shade of pink, and such.
Oh, this is weird.
by Chatkasatan » Sun May 23, 2010 6:27 pm
by Zykorinov » Sun May 23, 2010 6:29 pm
by SaintB » Sun May 23, 2010 6:29 pm
Celestial Divinities wrote:My nipples are just fine, and I've felt the need to lick them.
They're a nice shade of pink, and such.
Oh, this is weird.
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