US Gen. Election Thread V: The Hunt for Red October Surprise

[Arlenton]

Her entire job is to spin things so that he REALLY meant the opposite of whatever he said. She's very good at it. If I ran a PR firm, she could name her own salary.

Yes, and I think she'll play a big role in future GOP campaigns.

Maybe not Campaign Manager ... they could make a new role just for her, Director of Damage Control.

Then she is in one hell of a training course.

[Thermodolia]

Jeffery Lord he definitely mocked a disabled person!!! How fucking in denial are you?!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I skipped the debate on account of having a crippling bullshit allergy. Anyone care to summarise it? Yes, yes I am volunteering you to act as a Trump toxin filtration system. Ta muchly.

I think that the major headline is that Trump didn't promise to accept the election results if Clinton won.

What's he gonna do? Grab her by the... oh gods.

[Hydesland]

Trump did terribly, even for him.

[Freefall11111]

Ahem.

Trump: I didn't even apologise to my wife.

Melania: "Well, when we talk in private, I’ll keep it private, and he apologized. I accept his apology. I hope the American people will accept it well,"

[Genivaria]

He is such a fucking child that he has to be the loudest person in the room.

Who cares? He is the only person on stage worth listening to. It's better that he gets his words in edge wise than let that steaming pile of fecal matter waste the precious time and brain cells of the White voters by forcing them to listen to her crooked lies.

He? Was Bernie Sanders on stage and I just didn't see him?

[Thermodolia]

Ahem.

Trump: I didn't even apologise to my wife.

Melania: "Well, when we talk in private, I’ll keep it private, and he apologized. I accept his apology. I hope the American people will accept it well,"

Ouch.

[Freefall11111]

So either Trump lied as usual, or Melania is in denial.

[Genivaria]

I think that the major headline is that Trump didn't promise to accept the election results if Clinton won.

When was the last time that happened?

Ah yes the last time a bunch of un-American traitors spat on democracy and through our country into chaos.

[Arlenton]

Who cares? He is the only person on stage worth listening to. It's better that he gets his words in edge wise than let that steaming pile of fecal matter waste the precious time and brain cells of the White voters by forcing them to listen to her crooked lies.

He? Was Bernie Sanders on stage and I just didn't see him?

He said the only person worth listening to.


Which is weird because Jeb wasn't even on the stage.

[Thermodolia]

So either Trump lied as usual, or Melania is in denial.

I say both

[Imperial Union of America]

Who cares? He is the only person on stage worth listening to. It's better that he gets his words in edge wise than let that steaming pile of fecal matter waste the precious time and brain cells of the White voters by forcing them to listen to her crooked lies.

He? Was Bernie Sanders on stage and I just didn't see him?

Bernie Sanders fails to understand the importance of Race as the deciding factor in the fate of nations. I also have it on good authority that he might be a member of a particular group of tightly connected international financiers and bankers.

[Freefall11111]

And here. We. Go.

[AiliailiA]

Who cares? He is the only person on stage worth listening to. It's better that he gets his words in edge wise than let that steaming pile of fecal matter waste the precious time and brain cells of the White voters by forcing them to listen to her crooked lies.

Yeah because the incoherent meaningless bullshit and conspiracy theories that Trump pushed the whole debate were worth listening to.

Maybe there were more xenophobic dogwhistles in his bullshit, than you or I noticed ..?

I noticed "bad hombres" but that's more of train whistle than a dog whistle

[Genivaria]

So either Trump lied as usual, or Melania is in denial.

I think we all know which one it is.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Who cares? He is the only person on stage worth listening to. It's better that he gets his words in edge wise than let that steaming pile of fecal matter waste the precious time and brain cells of the White voters by forcing them to listen to her crooked lies.

He? Was Bernie Sanders on stage and I just didn't see him?

This goes to the Funny/Awesome quotes thread ASAP...

[Galloism]

Ahem.

Trump: I didn't even apologise to my wife.

Melania: "Well, when we talk in private, I’ll keep it private, and he apologized. I accept his apology. I hope the American people will accept it well,"

I honestly interpreted that as 'apologize for groping random women' not 'apologize for the video'.

Of course, his word salad can often lead to many interpretations.

[Hittanryan]

I think that the major headline is that Trump didn't promise to accept the election results if Clinton won.

When was the last time that happened?

It didn't go well for the states that disputed the election, if you'll recall.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Ahem.

Trump: I didn't even apologise to my wife.

Melania: "Well, when we talk in private, I’ll keep it private, and he apologized. I accept his apology. I hope the American people will accept it well,"

Ouch.

[Imperial Union of America]

And here. We. Go.

If Trump loses, a civil war is a possibility.

[Victoria and Vacuna]

Well, that was interesting.

[New West Guiana]

He? Was Bernie Sanders on stage and I just didn't see him?

Bernie Sanders fails to understand the importance of Race as the deciding factor in the fate of nations. I also have it on good authority that he might be a member of a particular group of tightly connected international financiers and bankers.

Because Bernie is a Jew thus in your mind makes him bad.

[Arlenton]

And here. We. Go.

If Trump loses, a civil war is a possibility.

How???????

[Galloism]

If Trump loses, a civil war is a possibility.

How???????

The south will rise up against the illegitimate federal government and... the six day war will look like a long drawn out affair.

[Ebliania]

And here. We. Go.

If Trump loses, a civil war is a possibility.

Ow that edge man