The Eternal Thread: Poh-TET-oh, Poh-taw-toh!

[Internationalist Bastard]

Don't mix them up. Meerkats eat Scorpions.

Badass...

On one hand, I'm super tired. On the other my new sword came in today. Decisions

But I don't wanna, Samuel L Jackson

[Greater Orensta]

Coldsteel? At Walmart? HA LIES

Stereotypical mallninjas always buy those! Or they buy plastic knives and paint them black!

Oops.

Y u never mail me :c

Coldsteel is too good!

[Veceria]

It's a Katana, isn't it. From walmart. Made by coldsteel.

Please say yes, I need something to laugh at.

Please, I care about my blades, it's a schianova made by Del Tin, which granted, isn't the best, but still.

Too good to laugh at. You disappoint me. Don't stab yourself, okay?

[Val Halla]

I guess Japan doesn't have to deal with immature fanboys as much then.

That's probably not it. All is not well in the state of Japan, but being called an otaku is actually not a compliment over there.

I didn't believe it was in the West either

[Internationalist Bastard]

Please, I care about my blades, it's a schianova made by Del Tin, which granted, isn't the best, but still.

Too good to laugh at. You disappoint me. Don't stab yourself, okay?

What do you take me for, a French peasent?

[Hurdergaryp]

That's probably not it. All is not well in the state of Japan, but being called an otaku is actually not a compliment over there.

I didn't believe it was in the West either

Yet some claimed it as a badge of honor, but nowadays we call these overenthusiastic specimens weeaboos.

[Veceria]

Stereotypical mallninjas always buy those! Or they buy plastic knives and paint them black!


Y u never mail me :c

Coldsteel is too good!

It's not. It's mallninja stuff made of the cheapest metal available to them, promoted with the cringiest videos mankind can make. Might as well buy a trenchoat and a fedora with it.

[Veceria]

Too good to laugh at. You disappoint me. Don't stab yourself, okay?

What do you take me for, a French peasent?

I dunno where you live, so the final answer would be - maybe?

[Val Halla]

I didn't believe it was in the West either

Yet some claimed it as a badge of honor, but nowadays we call these overenthusiastic specimens weeaboos.

Outside of the internet though?

[Greater Orensta]

Coldsteel is too good!

It's not. It's mallninja stuff made of the cheapest metal available to them, promoted with the cringiest videos mankind can make. Might as well buy a trenchoat and a fedora with it.

I own a few of their ok knives

[Hurdergaryp]

Coldsteel is too good!

It's not. It's mallninja stuff made of the cheapest metal available to them, promoted with the cringiest videos mankind can make. Might as well buy a trenchoat and a fedora with it.

So their marketing doesn't work for everyone. Personally I prefer the DIY store whenever I'm in the need of close combat weaponry. A shovel or pitchfork can be surprisingly effective.

[Internationalist Bastard]

What do you take me for, a French peasent?

I dunno where you live, so the final answer would be - maybe?

Well I mean, I speak French, and my roomate is a peasent, so maybe.

[Veceria]

It's not. It's mallninja stuff made of the cheapest metal available to them, promoted with the cringiest videos mankind can make. Might as well buy a trenchoat and a fedora with it.

I own a few of their ok knives

Sell them and buy better ones!

[Idzequitch]

You should find a Star Wars kitty for your flag.

Never cared much for sci-fi.

I find your lack of love for Star Wars disturbing.

[Internationalist Bastard]

It's not. It's mallninja stuff made of the cheapest metal available to them, promoted with the cringiest videos mankind can make. Might as well buy a trenchoat and a fedora with it.

So their marketing doesn't work for everyone. Personally I prefer the DIY store whenever I'm in the need of close combat weaponry. A shovel or pitchfork can be surprisingly effective.

Personally I stand by gardening tools. Weedcutters are surprisingly useful

[Veceria]

It's not. It's mallninja stuff made of the cheapest metal available to them, promoted with the cringiest videos mankind can make. Might as well buy a trenchoat and a fedora with it.

So their marketing doesn't work for everyone. Personally I prefer the DIY store whenever I'm in the need of close combat weaponry. A shovel or pitchfork can be surprisingly effective.

As long as you don't tell me you use a chainsaw, I'm okay with it. The sledgehammers are mine, you can keep the rest.

[Hurdergaryp]

Yet some claimed it as a badge of honor, but nowadays we call these overenthusiastic specimens weeaboos.

Outside of the internet though?

Most people are utterly unfamiliar with the term otaku, of course. They've got better things to do, be it online or offline.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Y u never mail me :c

Because you touch yourself at night!

(Image)

But I don't wanna, Samuel L Jackson

Do it anyway. Come cuddle with me. *nod*

[Veceria]

So their marketing doesn't work for everyone. Personally I prefer the DIY store whenever I'm in the need of close combat weaponry. A shovel or pitchfork can be surprisingly effective.

Personally I stand by gardening tools. Weedcutters are surprisingly useful

And wood chippers are OP.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Y u never mail me :c

Because you touch yourself at night!

But I don't wanna, Samuel L Jackson

Do it anyway. Come cuddle with me. *nod*

I mean cuddles are best

[Internationalist Bastard]

Personally I stand by gardening tools. Weedcutters are surprisingly useful

And wood chippers are OP.

Nah, gotta be prepared for garden warfare at all costs

[Hurdergaryp]

So their marketing doesn't work for everyone. Personally I prefer the DIY store whenever I'm in the need of close combat weaponry. A shovel or pitchfork can be surprisingly effective.

As long as you don't tell me you use a chainsaw, I'm okay with it. The sledgehammers are mine, you can keep the rest.

Chainsaws need fuel, the humble ax does not have this weakness.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Never cared much for sci-fi.

I find your lack of love for Star Wars disturbing.

Do it anyway. Come cuddle with me. *nod*

I mean cuddles are best

Yush!

[Internationalist Bastard]

As long as you don't tell me you use a chainsaw, I'm okay with it. The sledgehammers are mine, you can keep the rest.

Chainsaws need fuel, the humble ax does not have this weakness.

I don't know why I find this so funny

[Internationalist Bastard]

I find your lack of love for Star Wars disturbing.

I mean cuddles are best

Yush!

Yeah we can cuddle and watch STAR WARS because sci fi is amazing