What would your last wish be before you die ?

[Equalaria]

To see women treated fairly and equally for once in the history of the earth.

It's already happened. It's called Modern Society.

Also, to manage to die in such a manner that I live on in stories. Either that or to get the clone factory up and running and produce thousands of copies of myself to overwhelm my detractors with human wave tactics.

If modern society= equality for women, then I'm Mary queen of scots flying an f-15

[Noahs Second Country]

To not die...

[Community Values]

It's already happened. It's called Modern Society.

Also, to manage to die in such a manner that I live on in stories. Either that or to get the clone factory up and running and produce thousands of copies of myself to overwhelm my detractors with human wave tactics.

If modern society= equality for women, then I'm Mary queen of scots flying an f-15

I never knew there was a Queen of the Scots.

I guess there is now.

[Des-Bal]

The same things I wished for in life: free beer, a good dog, and the death of my enemies.

[Bica]

to not die

[Settrah]

To sample these bad boys again.



NOMNOMNOM, hashtagtakethatjamieoliver

[Cognic]

Simply not to be forgotten, I guess.

[USS Monitor]

That the entire human race gets genocided by aliens. They're fucking pieces of shit who can't get off oil because that just might slow our economy down a bit.

Then you have moderators on the fucking internet who don't get laid or elsewise they wouldn't be banning people for speaking their goddamn minds. If you goddamn assholes see this, I dare you to fucking ban me, cause you're all a bunch of politician cocksuckers.

Oh, but it doesn't end there. You've got these douchebag leaders like Rodrigo Duterte and Vladimir Putin who go on the fucking television and say stupid shit like 'Well it was the gays who caused the AIDS epidemic in such and such' or 'I don't give a shit about human freedoms or trial by jury or whatever'. I hope all these fucking douchebags get fucking impaled on a 50-foot pike.

Weed people in this country get arrested yet people with offshore bank accounts get away with avoiding taxes. That is a bunch of bullshit. No goddamn rational civilisation would ever be in this train of thought.

And the worst of all this bullshit are assholes like Greater Mackonia and Novus America who say more stupid shit like 'All foriegners are ISIS terrorists' or 'My Filipino nurse makes more money than you, hahaha.' Fuck those pieces of shit.

I hope this whole human race dies, and I hope I never hear from them again.

I'll have you know I have no shortage of men who want to be with me. My crew loves me very much. But advocating death and calling other users assholes is against NS rules.

*** Two week ban for trolling/flaming/advocating death ***

If I see you post another rant like this, I will ask a game mod to DEAT you next time.

[The Great Devourer of All]

To leave everyone I know happy and healthy, and to be reincarnated as a well-treated dog.

When I'm feeling sadistic, though, I usually wish for a massive series of apocalyptic events to strike the Earth.

[UIJ]

My last dying wish, huh?
Well, if say, I was in my death bed surrounded by "loved ones", than the only thing I'd wish for is the sniper doesn't miss my head.

Because let's be honest, saying "come closer, I have to tell you something important." And as they lean in, "bush did 9-" *HEADSHOT*

That'd be awesome.

[Frenline Delpha]

It's already happened. It's called Modern Society.

Also, to manage to die in such a manner that I live on in stories. Either that or to get the clone factory up and running and produce thousands of copies of myself to overwhelm my detractors with human wave tactics.

If modern society= equality for women, then I'm Mary queen of scots flying an f-15

Well,apparently people can grow back heads after they've been chopped off.

[Las Islas Whitianas]

To not die.

[Gages Icelandic Army]

To drink one last glass of sweet tea and know it was the best one I've ever had.

[Greed and Death]

Some achieved immortality by great deeds. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But I have long ago decided that I would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

That Islam cease to exist.

[Vallermoore]

If I just had a few mins left before I died-that my body was decently buried with a small torch with batteries in, a water flask, a bowie knife, and a mobile phone in case I was buried alive.

[Katyuscha]

Vengeance for Harambe

[A Humanist Science]

To be transported to the most distant photon at the very edge of the observable universe so I can have a second's glance at what's just beyond.

[Thaumatopia]

To live at least, another day.

[Urarenge]

To drink one last glass of sweet tea and know it was the best one I've ever had.

It would be pretty awesome to have a proper glass of sweet tea...

[Adab]

Ensuring that my will is legal, updated, and palatable to members of my family and others who are concerned, in order to prevent any disputes following my death.

[Lathunia]

To know everything. That way I can tell the doctors how to heal/revive me. As an added bonus, I know everything.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Does it have to be something realistic, or is there some magical genie who will magically grant my any wish? If the latter, eternal life, in some capacity, here or beyond. If the former, to be at peace, I guess.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

That Islam cease to exist.

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[The Great Devourer of All]

To know everything. That way I can tell the doctors how to heal/revive me. As an added bonus, I know everything.

>Inb4 you achieve omniscience only to find out your condition is utterly incurable no matter how much you know

Even worse would be if you found out how to become immortal but the doctors responsible for carrying out the necessary procedures administered too much of the miracle drug and killed you.