I Don't Give A TET About This Title

[Arcturus Novus]

I believe that's in the Bible. *nod*

The Holy Trinity:
The Father: Max Barry
The Son: Blaatshapen
The Crazy spirit: Lunatic Goofballs

All hail our lord and savior Lunatic Goofballs! Give him tacos!

I feel like that's idolatry against Violet. Or, [violet], I suppose.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Anyhoo... I'm back. Spent too long working too hard too far from my family. So I changed gigs, and I should be around more often. I actually have the classic professional work schedule: Monday thru Friday, 9 to 5. Kinda dull, but it will leave a lot more time for mayhem and catastrophe.

A schedule I'll never possess in order to not miss work for medical appointments. Ah... tis the sacrifice some have to make. 9 to 5 seems dull, then there's me pretty much stating I have too many appointments to work a 9-5.

It will suit me fine this summer. Besides, I'm home for the foreseeable future. No more hotels and rentals. No more Skyping to spend time with my family. No more TSA patdowns(They could at least talk in a sexy voice). It's worth it.

[Great Feng]

The Holy Trinity:
The Father: Max Barry
The Son: Blaatshapen
The Crazy spirit: Lunatic Goofballs

All hail our lord and savior Lunatic Goofballs! Give him tacos!

I feel like that's idolatry against Violet. Or, [violet], I suppose.

Violet is the holy mother.

[Internationalist Bastard]

I like the name.

But Taco Bell tacos are barely tacos. They will keep me from doing unspeakable things, but they are only to be used in emergencies.

Yeah, they contain enough silicon dioxide to not be considered meat.

I think they're most accurately considered enemas.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I feel like that's idolatry against Violet. Or, [violet], I suppose.

Violet is the holy mother.

It seems likely.

[Internationalist Bastard]

I've been helping my new roomie. He need a new leg, but it was gonna be a pain to get it, finally got it two days ago so yay.

Sadly tomorrow at like 4AM PST I'm going to DC and New York.
I'll try to chat with you more though on hangouts and our new site.
Speaking of which, you didn't answer my last message from there, but no rush, just notifying you.
I'll also hang on TET and hopefully be more casual and less cringy and less annoying than I usually am.

Oh where in DC?

[Great Feng]

Violet is the holy mother.

It seems likely.

So the Holy...Quadrinity?
4 holy creators.
4 elements.
4 main figures of Christianity.
Lunatic Goofballs equals Papacy confirmed!

[The Serbian Empire]

I believe that's in the Bible. *nod*

The Holy Trinity:
The Father: Max Barry
The Son: Blaatshapen
The Crazy spirit: Lunatic Goofballs

All hail our lord and savior Lunatic Goofballs! Give him tacos!

Hail him or get forced to inhale Taco Bell.

[Great Feng]

Sadly tomorrow at like 4AM PST I'm going to DC and New York.
I'll try to chat with you more though on hangouts and our new site.
Speaking of which, you didn't answer my last message from there, but no rush, just notifying you.
I'll also hang on TET and hopefully be more casual and less cringy and less annoying than I usually am.

Oh where in DC?

Dunno. Maybe the White House. You live there?

[Arcturus Novus]

I feel like that's idolatry against Violet. Or, [violet], I suppose.

Violet is the holy mother.

Does that mean that she conceived a sheep by way of an Australian bookworm?

[The Serbian Empire]

Yeah, they contain enough silicon dioxide to not be considered meat.

I think they're most accurately considered enemas.

The enema of my enemy is my friend.

A schedule I'll never possess in order to not miss work for medical appointments. Ah... tis the sacrifice some have to make. 9 to 5 seems dull, then there's me pretty much stating I have too many appointments to work a 9-5.

It will suit me fine this summer. Besides, I'm home for the foreseeable future. No more hotels and rentals. No more Skyping to spend time with my family. No more TSA patdowns(They could at least talk in a sexy voice). It's worth it.

For me, it'd just be grease oil and what not into the night. Burning the midnight oil.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

It seems likely.

So the Holy...Quadrinity?
4 holy creators.
4 elements.
4 main figures of Christianity.
Lunatic Goofballs equals Papacy confirmed!

Fortunately, I managed to subvert the next part of the prophesy by getting the ol' snip-snip after kids 2 and 3. No Apocalypse any time soon.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I think they're most accurately considered enemas.

The enema of my enemy is my friend..

Wise words.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Oh where in DC?

Dunno. Maybe the White House. You live there?

Used too. I miss that shithole

[Great Feng]

Dunno. Maybe the White House. You live there?

Used too. I miss that shithole

I may be able to meet the President.
Hopefully.

[Great Feng]

Violet is the holy mother.

Does that mean that she conceived a sheep by way of an Australian bookworm?

That must mean Violet is secretly a Llama!
Or Taylor Swift.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Used too. I miss that shithole

I may be able to meet the President.
Hopefully.

Really? Why?

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Used too. I miss that shithole

I may be able to meet the President.
Hopefully.

Too many rules. How can the Secret Service expect me to refrain from giving the President a wedgie?

[The Serbian Empire]

The enema of my enemy is my friend..

Wise words.

Now they'll be pooping all day.

[Great Feng]

I may be able to meet the President.
Hopefully.

Really? Why?

My mom works for a high-ranking politician as an assistant. Dunno how since she can never keep a job for long, but, I guess miracles happened. I hate my mom, but, this is a big opportunity for me, so I'll use it.

I may be able to meet the President.
Hopefully.

Too many rules. How can the Secret Service expect me to refrain from giving the President a wedgie?

I'd love to talk casually with the president and show him several politics memes and also joke about politics and play games with him, like Monster Hunter or Mario Kart.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Really? Why?

My mom works for a high-ranking politician as an assistant. Dunno how since she can never keep a job for long, but, I guess miracles happened. I hate my mom, but, this is a big opportunity for me, so I'll use it.

Too many rules. How can the Secret Service expect me to refrain from giving the President a wedgie?

I'd love to talk casually with the president and show him several politics memes and also joke about politics and play games with him, like Monster Hunter or Mario Kart.

Cool. I said good morning to him once, and he gave me something resembling a salute.

[Great Feng]

My mom works for a high-ranking politician as an assistant. Dunno how since she can never keep a job for long, but, I guess miracles happened. I hate my mom, but, this is a big opportunity for me, so I'll use it.

I'd love to talk casually with the president and show him several politics memes and also joke about politics and play games with him, like Monster Hunter or Mario Kart.

Cool. I said good morning to him once, and he gave me something resembling a salute.

Noice.
I will also be eating my subway sandwich tomorrow on the plane.
Delicious Pepperoni, Salami, Pepper Jack, Uncooked Spinach, Sweet Onion Sauce, and Sriracha...

[Chrinthanium]

I'm stuck between a cock and a hard place.

[Great Feng]

I'm stuck between a cock and a hard place.

Go for the cock!

[Chrinthanium]

I'm stuck between a cock and a hard place.

Go for the cock!

Oh crap, heh, that's a definite typo, that one.