Is it TET time again already?

[Chrinthanium]

Good. I still send up a flare.

It's 3 am where blaat is.

I'll send some New Zealanders. That should wake up Blaat.

[Ethel mermania]

It's 3 am where blaat is.

I'll send some New Zealanders. That should wake up Blaat.

Why do you want to skare the lad, he will have nightmares for weeks.?

[Chrinthanium]

I'll send some New Zealanders. That should wake up Blaat.

Why do you want to skare the lad, he will have nightmares for weeks.?

Well, the last time I hung out with a group of Kiwi's, it was the best party I'd ever been to. I figured a few pints, some good music, and Blaat would wake up. Whatever did you think I meant?

[Astrolinium]

Why do you want to skare the lad, he will have nightmares for weeks.?

Well, the last time I hung out with a group of Kiwi's, it was the best party I'd ever been to. I figured a few pints, some good music, and Blaat would wake up. Whatever did you think I meant?

Blaat is but a poor schaap, and kiwis will spoil his wool.

[The Serbian Empire]

Well, the last time I hung out with a group of Kiwi's, it was the best party I'd ever been to. I figured a few pints, some good music, and Blaat would wake up. Whatever did you think I meant?

Blaat is but a poor schaap, and kiwis will spoil his wool.

What do Kiwis taste like? Mutton?

[Chrinthanium]

I noticed that Netflix has started showing Bob Ross shows. That means I can watch the man who entertained me in my childhood paint happy little trees with happy fluffy clouds.

[Astrolinium]

Blaat is but a poor schaap, and kiwis will spoil his wool.

What do Kiwis taste like? Mutton?

Like a small, egg-sized fruit with a fibrous, brown skin and bright green flesh.

[Ethel mermania]

Why do you want to skare the lad, he will have nightmares for weeks.?

Well, the last time I hung out with a group of Kiwi's, it was the best party I'd ever been to. I figured a few pints, some good music, and Blaat would wake up. Whatever did you think I meant?

From the wiki page


Sheep jokes Edit
There are a large number of (mainly crude) sheep jokes. As befitting the trans-Tasman rivalry, Australians tell said jokes about New Zealanders, and New Zealanders tell them about Australians. In the UK on the other hand sheep jokes are usually reserved for the Welsh, or within Scotland in reference to people from Aberdeen.

Some sheep jokes also take differences in the accent into account. In one example, a farmer who is having unnatural relations with a sheep is asked if he should rather be shearing the sheep, to which he replies "I'm not ' s-h-e-a-r-i-n-g ' this sheep with anyone!" Here shearing is taken have the same pronunciation as sharing, as it does in New Zealand English.

Other sheep jokes (or "ewe-phemisms") include puns on song titles which contain the word ewe. For example, a performing band may announce they are playing the song "There Will Never Be Another You", and follow up by saying that it is particularly bad news for any Australians in the audience.

While other people make jokes about New Zealanders and sheep, New Zealanders themselves are not averse to a bit of sheep humour. In mid-2000, Grant Gillon, then a New Zealand Member of Parliament, caused controversy when he asked the following question during a debate on genetic engineering:

"I want to ask the minister whether, no pun intended, it's appropriate in this case for a woman's body parts to be inserted into a sheep when that has normally been the domain of Tory males?"[4]

Commonly used insults that Australians use are the terms "Sheep-shagger" & "Ram-Rooter".[citation needed]