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by Jochistan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:44 pm
by Prussia-Steinbach » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:52 pm
by The Hobbesian Metaphysician » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:09 pm
by Herskerstad » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:13 pm
by Prussia-Steinbach » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:31 pm
Herskerstad wrote:Ifreann wrote:Alternatively, bioterrorism charges and the death penalty pleaded down to life without parole.
Judge: So . . .Scarecrow, you think you can frighten this righteous city with your newest chemical weapons?
Defendant: But your honor! My name is John B Green, not scarecrow, and it was not a chemical weapon, just something to show my disdain of this backwards religion. . .
Judge: Shut it Crane, you should be thankful you're not given the chair . . . today. May your nightmares be as dark as your heart in your new home, a 12 by 9 cell. Guards, take him away!
by Litorea » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:40 pm
Ugatoo wrote:Lyras wrote:Indicative of the rising fury of many people in the West at the perceived failure of their political representatives to resolve what is seen to be a threat to cultural and national integrity.
Not a very helpful gesture, but not one we ought consider unlikely.
Yes they are doing it because Obama isn't protecting the US well enough and not because they are ignorant bigots who were just looking for an excuse.
by The Hobbesian Metaphysician » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:43 pm
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Herskerstad wrote:Judge: So . . .Scarecrow, you think you can frighten this righteous city with your newest chemical weapons?
Defendant: But your honor! My name is John B Green, not scarecrow, and it was not a chemical weapon, just something to show my disdain of this backwards religion. . .
Judge: Shut it Crane, you should be thankful you're not given the chair . . . today. May your nightmares be as dark as your heart in your new home, a 12 by 9 cell. Guards, take him away!
You'd be okay with me, say, hanging an effigy of Christ outside a church, then? Because Christianity is backward and outdated?
by Prussia-Steinbach » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:04 pm
by Herskerstad » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:52 pm
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Herskerstad wrote:Judge: So . . .Scarecrow, you think you can frighten this righteous city with your newest chemical weapons?
Defendant: But your honor! My name is John B Green, not scarecrow, and it was not a chemical weapon, just something to show my disdain of this backwards religion. . .
Judge: Shut it Crane, you should be thankful you're not given the chair . . . today. May your nightmares be as dark as your heart in your new home, a 12 by 9 cell. Guards, take him away!
You'd be okay with me, say, hanging an effigy of Christ outside a church, then? Because Christianity is backward and outdated?
by The Alma Mater » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:01 pm
by Gauthier » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:03 pm
The Alma Mater wrote:Alyakia wrote:
i'm farily sure that attempted would also come under it
we should probably establish that even if being a dick not illegal and nothing was vandalized throwing pigs heads away on the street is not legal
Donating food at a house of worship near Christmas time is not legal ?
*wonders how a judge would respond to that*
by The Hobbesian Metaphysician » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:04 pm
The Alma Mater wrote:Alyakia wrote:
i'm farily sure that attempted would also come under it
we should probably establish that even if being a dick not illegal and nothing was vandalized throwing pigs heads away on the street is not legal
Donating food at a house of worship near Christmas time is not legal ?
*wonders how a judge would respond to that*
by The Alma Mater » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:07 pm
by Gauthier » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:09 pm
by Crockerland » Sat Dec 12, 2015 5:34 am
by Tafhan » Sat Dec 12, 2015 5:45 am
Crockerland wrote:Gauthier wrote:
And then setting Muslims on fire can be called Keeping the Devout Warm. *nod nod*
Bukhari 11:626
The Prophet said, "No prayer is harder for the hypocrites than the Fajr and the 'Isha' prayers and if they knew the reward for these prayers at their respective times, they would certainly present themselves (in the mosques) even if they had to crawl." The Prophet added, "Certainly I decided to order the Mu'adh-dhin (call-maker) to pronounce Iqama and order a man to lead the prayer and then take a fire flame to burn all those who had not left their houses so far for the prayer along with their houses."
|We are few, but we are bitter|
by Jochistan » Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:12 am
Crockerland wrote:Gauthier wrote:
And then setting Muslims on fire can be called Keeping the Devout Warm. *nod nod*
Bukhari 11:626
The Prophet said, "No prayer is harder for the hypocrites than the Fajr and the 'Isha' prayers and if they knew the reward for these prayers at their respective times, they would certainly present themselves (in the mosques) even if they had to crawl." The Prophet added, "Certainly I decided to order the Mu'adh-dhin (call-maker) to pronounce Iqama and order a man to lead the prayer and then take a fire flame to burn all those who had not left their houses so far for the prayer along with their houses."
by Gauthier » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:34 am
Tafhan wrote:Ah yes. The Hadith. Written 200 years after Muhammad died. Carried exclusively towards claims people had about ancestors literally hearing from a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who heard Muhammad say (blank). Collected from Isolated provincials and judged based on the apparent merit of the people giving the testimonials .
Seems fookin legit m8.
By the way, Most Muslims are about as aware of "narrations" like that as Christians are about God telling sinners to eat the flesh of their enemies children or stone their disobedient kids in the OT.
Jochistan wrote:The Hadith are not uncommonly corrupted, apocryphal and very contradictory. Made to be argued over. And yes, they had begun to be written 200 years after Muhammad died. I really wouldn't advise using them as a historical source.
That Hadith in particular has a couple weak sahabi in the narration and is not accepted as trustworthy by most historians of Muhammad, religious or secular, or the few that have heard of it. And Contradicts several other Hadith that it is Haram to kill or harrass any believer no matter how unobservant. And Contradicts the Qur'anic verse of "No compulsion within the deen (religion)" (2:256) which is an instant disqualification as Hadith go.
It also contradicts the Books of the Histories of Muhammad outside the Hadith (Ibn Ishaq, Ibn Kathir, Abu Nu'aym Ibn Hisham, Al Tabari) The Complete History of Muhammad's Life based on the earliest sources. Which don't detail a single order of the sort taking place.
Also, worth mentioning, that Hadith does not appear in the rulings of any of the Books of fiqh.
I've talked about that Hadith too. Some Arabic brothers I've met say that it's mistranslated (by Mohsin Khan and other translators of Bukhari) and that "The purpose is not to burn the house, the purpose is to show the level of sin of skipping prayers on purpose".
Which I think is a stretch. I think that it's just a corrupt Hadith that goes against the Qur'an and the Sunnah. And seems pretty uncharacteristic of Muhammad based on 90% of the other Hadith on the subject of prayer and religious compulsion.
And, actually the Hadith were written 200 years after the 4th caliph after Muhammad died. And were essentially made to be argued over.
by Ifreann » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:41 am
Gauthier wrote:Tafhan wrote:Ah yes. The Hadith. Written 200 years after Muhammad died. Carried exclusively towards claims people had about ancestors literally hearing from a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who heard Muhammad say (blank). Collected from Isolated provincials and judged based on the apparent merit of the people giving the testimonials .
Seems fookin legit m8.
By the way, Most Muslims are about as aware of "narrations" like that as Christians are about God telling sinners to eat the flesh of their enemies children or stone their disobedient kids in the OT.Jochistan wrote:The Hadith are not uncommonly corrupted, apocryphal and very contradictory. Made to be argued over. And yes, they had begun to be written 200 years after Muhammad died. I really wouldn't advise using them as a historical source.
That Hadith in particular has a couple weak sahabi in the narration and is not accepted as trustworthy by most historians of Muhammad, religious or secular, or the few that have heard of it. And Contradicts several other Hadith that it is Haram to kill or harrass any believer no matter how unobservant. And Contradicts the Qur'anic verse of "No compulsion within the deen (religion)" (2:256) which is an instant disqualification as Hadith go.
It also contradicts the Books of the Histories of Muhammad outside the Hadith (Ibn Ishaq, Ibn Kathir, Abu Nu'aym Ibn Hisham, Al Tabari) The Complete History of Muhammad's Life based on the earliest sources. Which don't detail a single order of the sort taking place.
Also, worth mentioning, that Hadith does not appear in the rulings of any of the Books of fiqh.
I've talked about that Hadith too. Some Arabic brothers I've met say that it's mistranslated (by Mohsin Khan and other translators of Bukhari) and that "The purpose is not to burn the house, the purpose is to show the level of sin of skipping prayers on purpose".
Which I think is a stretch. I think that it's just a corrupt Hadith that goes against the Qur'an and the Sunnah. And seems pretty uncharacteristic of Muhammad based on 90% of the other Hadith on the subject of prayer and religious compulsion.
And, actually the Hadith were written 200 years after the 4th caliph after Muhammad died. And were essentially made to be argued over.
At this point The Onion could write a satirical article "exposing" Muslims as cultists trying to revive Cthulhu when The Stars Are Right and people would still source it as a legitimate piece to denounce all Muslims.
by The Alma Mater » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:43 am
Gauthier wrote:At this point The Onion could write a satirical article "exposing" Muslims as cultists trying to revive Cthulhu when The Stars Are Right and people would still source it as a legitimate piece to denounce all Muslims.
by Gauthier » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:44 am
Ifreann wrote:Gauthier wrote:At this point The Onion could write a satirical article "exposing" Muslims as cultists trying to revive Cthulhu when The Stars Are Right and people would still source it as a legitimate piece to denounce all Muslims.
Well, who could blame Muslims for trying to revive Cthulhu? Cultists get eaten first, and we can expect no more mercy than that.
by Esternial » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:45 am
by Ifreann » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:46 am
by The Alma Mater » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:46 am
by The Republic of Pantalleria » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:48 am
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