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Giovenith
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Postby Giovenith » Sun May 01, 2016 2:24 pm

From a thread about PUA.

San Marlindo wrote:
RFI wrote:
Indeed, that's why I specifically highlighted the heavy criticism coming from organizations against violence against women.


*Boom* *Boom* *Boom*

Everybody fell silent as the heavy footfalls continued unabated, echoing through the hallowed halls of NSG. Heads swiveled, jaws dropped, and nervous eyes flickered to the OP and back. There were some distinctly audible groans.

"What?"

But the newb was already talking to himself, alone in the spotlight, as the others retreated slowly into the darkness they called home. He turned with growing horror as first the box of the ice princess went dark, then the beast backed off into the corner, and the remainder of the clowns scattered. They were running.

The footsteps grew louder.

The newb, too, attempted to flee. He tried to change the title of the OP, desperately eliminating bywords from the text, finally collapsing; showered with the grim realization that it was too late. The bait had been sniffed out.

At last, hark! The door to the thread crashed open, destroyed on its hinges. The newb fell trembling to one knee. "Who are you?!"

The interloper stood framed in the doorway, grim visage sweeping the room, before they finally settled on the OP and fixed it with a terrible smile. The choking fumes of righteous fury wafted into the thread and the male chauvinists fell on their knees before their conquerer.

"I am Chessmistress," she murmured, "Hear me roar."
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The Alexanderians
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Postby The Alexanderians » Mon May 02, 2016 3:09 am

Context: Discussing the rediculousness of assuming Easter is based on Ishtar festivals merely because English makes them look similar (Pascha or a variation in nearly every other language). Const's logic hit home far better than mine.

Constantinopolis wrote:
The Alexanderians wrote:By that logic Java and JavaScript are the same language.

Nonsense! JavaScript is clearly the script used by the inhabitants of Java:

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Galloism wrote:Or we can go with feminism doesn't exist. We all imagined it. Collectively.
You can't fight the friction
Women belong in the kitchen
Men belong in the kitchen
Everyone belongs in the kitchen
Kitchen has food
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The Archregimancy wrote:
Hagia Sophia is best church.

Major-Tom wrote:Why am I full of apathy?

I'm just here to be the peanut gallery
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Mon May 02, 2016 12:04 pm

No offense to the people involved in the real deal, but I found this translation of recent NationStates happenings into gaming code an exceptional piece of work and deserving of some immortalization.

Finland SSR wrote:
Code: Select all
country_event = {
id = 666666
title = "The Great Pornogram Purge!"
desc = "The Moderator team has recently acquired very important and... queer information, indicating about mass telegram RPs across the nation of NationStates, many of which involving explicit content, pornography and even underage players! Revealing this information and sweeping the forums would widely be considered a harsh anti-free speech move and a symbol of a further descent to autocracy, but what sane Mod would allow to keep this going?"
fire_only_once = yes
is_triggered_only = yes
trigger = {
   AND = {
      tag = NAT
      government = moderator_council
      date = 2016.05.01
      NOT = { have_country_flag = draconian_moderation }
   }
}
immediate = {
add_stability = -2
}

option = {
name = "Crush this degeneracy!"
set_country_flag = draconic_moderation
change_government_type = absolute_adminarchy
unrest = 10
}

option = {
name = "Some measures must be taken to avoid rule breaking"
diplo_power = -50
treasury = -50
}

option = {
name = "Sweep this one under the rug..."
add_stability = 2
add_prestige = 10
add_modifier = {
name = "Rules taken lightly"
who = root
duration = 720
centralization = -0.05
national_tax_modifier = -25
}

}
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Lysset
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Postby Lysset » Mon May 02, 2016 5:58 pm

Putting aside all of the recent drama, I got a bit of a giggle from this.
Context: "Is wine tasting a form of snobbery?"
Ifreann wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Nah, but buying bottles just for the name is.

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Tell me you wouldn't buy that bottle for its name.
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The Alexanderians
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Postby The Alexanderians » Tue May 03, 2016 8:24 pm

Galloism wrote:
Genivaria wrote:I'm a feminist the same reason I'm any other kind of egalitarian, because not only is there still progress to be made the progress already made must be maintained.

So, given that a number of powerful feminists and sections of the movement have been trying to stem and reverse attempts at equality recently, why would one want to be a feminist to make progress?

It's like being a republican to raise taxes.
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Major-Tom wrote:Why am I full of apathy?

I'm just here to be the peanut gallery
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Mon May 09, 2016 4:25 pm

Napkiraly wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Mathematicians are coming to steal our jobs and rape our women! :o

TI-84's.

Why waste time on a biological female when you can have the sweet tender love of Texas Instruments finest?
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Postby Devon Teyson » Mon May 09, 2016 6:59 pm

San Marlindo wrote:Ugh, most retarded? Jamaican dude calling me from Kingston. Caller ID says Kingston call, dude says he's actually in London despite this and the fact he's speaking in the absolute thickest fucking Jamaican accent I've ever heard.

"Congabluezuzions!"

"WTF"

"Sir you are erupting thinner"

"Erupting thinner?"

"No, no, a rocky blimsled."

"Rocky what?"

"Rocky, rocky!"

After 10 minutes of this, I say, is it true you're calling from Jamaica. He says no London. I say why does my caller ID say Kingston?

*beat*

Vague mumbling. I press the issue. More vague mumbling to the effect of how the phone company must be headquartered in Kingston but he's srsly 4realz calling from the UK.

He starts with this rocky nonsense again.

"You are a rocky beamer"

"Beamer?"

"W...I...N...N..."

" you mean, winner!"

"YES"

He sounded so happy to be finally understood. I told him to speak the fuck up because the connection must be bad.

"You are a rocky winner-ahh"

"Eh? What's this business about rocks again? Rocky? WTF does this mean"

"ROCKY"

Me: "R...O..."

"FUCK!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!"

The dude's voice blew out my eardrum. I was still more puzzled than pissed tho.

"Hey, wait a minute. The connection must be..."

*dial tone*

I literally sat there staring at my phone for a good minute before it dawned on me he was saying, "lucky winner". I had no idea, he'd caught me when I was tired and when I'm tired I take everything at face value without connecting the dots. I honestly wasn't trying to make fun of his accent but that's what he obviously thought.

First and only time I (inadvertently) got a phone scammer to hang up on me.

tl:dr I pissed off a Jamaican scammer because I couldn't figure out his accent, earning the loudest "FU" I've ever heard.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue May 10, 2016 5:40 am

I can't quote Blaat directly, but I can link it:

As opposed to people who spam games where they're not welcome. At least we divide our effort among a team, so at best I have 1/n (with n being the number of mods) of no life. While you have a complete no life, OP.


viewtopic.php?p=28683177#p28683177

:rofl:
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Lysset
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Postby Lysset » Tue May 10, 2016 6:41 am

I can, but it requires some basic level editing magicks.

All you do is quote someone and swap out the nation name, post number, and text initially being quoted with the nation name, post number, and text that you want to put in its stead when you're quoting something from a locked thread, as so:

The Blaatschapen wrote:As opposed to people who spam games where they're not welcome. At least we divide our effort among a team, so at best I have 1/n (with n being the number of mods) of no life. While you have a complete no life, OP.


ALSO:

Reploid Productions wrote:I've got two Stupid Scammer stories.

Story the first:
Got a phone call from "Windows Tech Support" about my Windows having a virus and if I just follow these simple commands they can fix it. I was feeling under the weather that day, and thus had no plans and nothing better to do. I put on my best "confused, tech-illiterate old lady" act, and proceeded to play the part of a tech support nightmare. On the one hand, "tech illiterate old person" is an ideal mark for that sort of scam, so the poor bastard didn't want to give up. On the other hand, trying to walk someone through the process for Windows machines with someone who allegedly misunderstands the most basic of computing lingo, ("Start button? I don't see any Start button on the computer!" or "What's 'right-click'?")... I wasted a good two hours of this guy's time before he finally asked me to describe the logo on my machine, because he was trying to talk me through letting him in via Windows, and I was describing an OSX desktop. He did hang up when I described the Apple logo. ^_^ (Note: I don't actually use an Apple computer. XD )

Story the second:
IRS scam call! He started the "You need to pay penalties on your blah blah blah" spiel. I was not in the mood, so I just laughed, told him "The IRS doesn't phone people, fuck you." and hung up. He called back immediately, this time trying to sound more intimidating, about how "You are in big trouble if you do not pay!" and "The IRS can have you arrested!" I told him off a second time, pretty much, "You are not the IRS, fuck you." and hung up again. This dumb fuck calls back immediately a third time, this time basically just yelling obscenities about how the IRS is going to soooo fuck me over if I don't pay these non-existent penalties.

Being a Legend of Zelda nerd, I have a replica of the Ocarina of Time from the game of the same title. It is worth noting that ocarinas are wonderful instruments capable of truly beautiful notes and musicmaking. They are also capable of the most eardrum-rupturing, unholy high-pitched howls of the damned. And my dearest faux-IRS agent got a full-volume blast of the latter straight to the ear via the phone speaker. He did not try to call back a fourth time. :twisted:

Reppy has some of the best stories when it comes to scammers.
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Postby Singularity Multiversal Travel Empire » Wed May 11, 2016 12:45 pm

Kelinfort wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:*Snip Le screed*


GDP matters quite a lot, despite being a flawed indicator. The measurement of domestic output is crucial to rising living standards and, perhaps most importantly to your vision, allowing the government to devote more assets to help the poor and infrastructure.

Ah Enoch, so what about the people in be third world? Let them keep being subsistence farmers amirite?

The transition to a service based economy is only problematic when done incorrectly. Besides, we're long past that stage where industry and manufacturing can come back in any capacity.

Are you going to rail against the robots now? Are you going to stop automation? No. You can't. Ultimately, we have to manage the transition better and provide for those who will be unemployed. Unless you want to be a fucking Luddite and oppose higher living standards, it will happen.

Wow, you're angry.

And I don't think you understand how economics work. Tell me, how are you going to bring these industrial jobs back? Tariffs? Those will only enrich the owners. Nationalize the industry? That'll be so inefficient it will gradually stagnate and ruin living standards for everyone else

Nationalism? Ha! Good luck separating that from racism. Besides, what exactly do you want to do? You have zero fucking policies you've mentioned other than the fact you hate evil neoliberals.

GDP directly relates to tax returns and average income. It may not be a perfect measure, but it's pretty fucking simple to see they correlate.

Neoliberals even give you a nice solution to unemployment and those negatively affected by globalism. It's called a Negative Income Tax. Those who make below a certain income will receive a gradually increasing check from the government. This will help them live a better life while also reducing bureuacracy.

Oh yeah, nationalism always calms down a "terrified white populace". Works reaaaaly well when implemented. I can't think of any society that suffered from negative affects of nationalism.

"Indefensible" pfft. Go to pol.

from the general election thread trump v clinton. kelinfort responds to ostroeuropa's anti-neoliberal nationalism advocacy.
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Wed May 11, 2016 11:08 pm

Galloism wrote:So, given that a number of powerful feminists and sections of the movement have been trying to stem and reverse attempts at equality recently, why would one want to be a feminist to make progress?

It's like being a republican to raise taxes.

...so, totally logical? :unsure:
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Sun May 15, 2016 2:09 pm

Quokkastan wrote:
Arumdaum wrote:This would tip the balance of the Senate further into the hands of Republicans, and result in bad policies for the marginalized (such as the poor, ethnic/sexual minorities, etc.). It also sets up a bad precedent of dividing the US into rural states and city-states (lol).

If we're doing this, then why not make Austin and its surroundings its own state? Same with Atlanta, GA, or Omaha, NE.

Florida shall be divided into "South Alabama" and "Greater Disneyland"

New York shall be divided into "New York" and "The Provence Formerly Known as Iroquois."

Oklahoma shall be divided into "That Fracking State" and "A Square Foot Set Aside for the Indians."
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Postby USS Monitor » Sun May 15, 2016 10:33 pm

An innovative proposal to improve the Democratic Party's nominating process:

Senkaku wrote:
Corrian wrote: I don't care how you want to approach it


I think we should do all the primaries, send all the delegates into a big indoor sports arena, start a bonfire with a couple hundreds pounds of weed inside, give them all various melee weapons, and tell them to fight for an hour. Those who survive, even the wounded, will then engage in a week-long orgy, and the children they produce will be sacrificed along with a hundred goats so that the election gods will be willing to channel themselves through the party elders and anoint a candidate. The other candidate will then be burned alive.
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Mon May 16, 2016 2:39 pm

From the somewhat disturbing UK secondary school thread:
Imperializt Russia wrote:
Conscentia wrote:Who builds a school next a graveyard?

An existential realist.

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Postby Chicago Heights » Mon May 16, 2016 2:49 pm

Digital Planets wrote:Let me tell you guys a story with me watching stuff, and I'll keep this SFW as possible.

About 3 years ago, I was watching porn. Alright, so any guy with little morals to sexual activity does it, so what? Well... I broke my wrist jerking off. Yeah, explain that to the doctor. Apparently I jerked off so hard that I slammed my hand into a wall that I broke my wrist in two places. And you know what? Sure, I had my hand in a cast for a few weeks, but hey, at least I still got my left hand. Now when I play with my willy, I'm left handed now instead of the classic right.
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Postby Esternial » Mon May 16, 2016 4:41 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Wikipedia told me that Cobras are actually still manufactured. Not bad for a design dating from the mid-sixties.


That is what I say about Mrs mermania.

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Postby Prizea » Mon May 16, 2016 4:57 pm

From the discussion thread about making Washington DC a state.

Utceforp wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Add Puerto Rico at the same time and we can have 52 stars.

If Guam were added too there would be 53 states, which would be a prime number.

"One nation, indivisible..."

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Postby Jeinasi » Mon May 16, 2016 9:21 pm

Sex is a form of competitive martial arts, after all.
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Postby Gauthier » Mon May 16, 2016 9:24 pm

Jeinasi wrote:
Sex is a form of competitive martial arts, after all.
-Finland SSR

(Thread hit the limit)


Can't have Kung Fu without FU.
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Postby Utceforp » Mon May 16, 2016 9:51 pm

Prizea wrote:From the discussion thread about making Washington DC a state.

Utceforp wrote:If Guam were added too there would be 53 states, which would be a prime number.

"One nation, indivisible..."

I, uhhh, actually can't take credit for that. I'm not sure where I saw it, but I'm sure I saw it somewhere else on the internet before.
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Postby Wallenburg » Mon May 16, 2016 9:54 pm

Utceforp wrote:
Prizea wrote:From the discussion thread about making Washington DC a state.


I, uhhh, actually can't take credit for that. I'm not sure where I saw it, but I'm sure I saw it somewhere else on the internet before.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Trockenesland wrote:But we already have 50 states. That's like the perfect number. If we get a State of Jefferson, we should only get a single Dakota, merge them.


I disagree. You should have 53 states, then you really could be "one nation, indivisible".

:D
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Postby Eastfield Lodge » Wed May 18, 2016 3:03 pm

From a TET discussion on relationships:
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Veceria wrote:wait there are types
this is really complicated


Well, there's platonic, which is where you're just friends. There's romantic, which is where you like to kiss. There's sexual, which is where you like to touch each other. And then there's socratic, which is where you ask them questions until they want to poison you with hemlock.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed May 18, 2016 6:27 pm

Des-Bal wrote:Either you are ignoring the fact that point 75 specifically references pills (odd given what a stickler you were for details for the last two points) or you are swallowing condoms. Either way, stop.


I laughed. Still am.
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Postby Wallenburg » Wed May 18, 2016 6:31 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:Either you are ignoring the fact that point 75 specifically references pills (odd given what a stickler you were for details for the last two points) or you are swallowing condoms. Either way, stop.

I laughed. Still am.

I giggled too. After all, people do "swallow" condoms.
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Postby Alvecia » Thu May 19, 2016 2:38 pm

This one literally almost killed me.

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Tokuopolis wrote:Apparently, there will be a Tetris Movie


It will be a blockbuster.

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