Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Napkiraly wrote:Trust me, the interesting stories involving my left testicle and its desire to turn into a twizzler is something I'd rather have avoided.
When I'm in a wheelchair due to the injuries I have sustained in my lifetime, I want to make sure I have as many interesting stories to tell my grandkids as possible.
And, tragically, they'll assume it's all made up.