Vaccine causes pregnancy.

by **Tafhan** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:45 pm

The Messiah has come!

by **Volga Tataria** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:46 pm

Bullcrap.

by **The Hobbesian Metaphysician** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:47 pm

Vaccines cause pregnancy, and this causes Autism...so it's a conspiracy!

*derp logic*.

by **MERIZoC** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:48 pm

Volga Tataria wrote:Bullcrap.

lol, one must wonder why fact-checking sites bother with fake news websites. Do they check every onion article too?

by **Volga Tataria** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:50 pm

Merizoc wrote:
Volga Tataria wrote:Bullcrap.

lol, one must wonder why fact-checking sites bother with fake news websites. Do they check every onion article too?

If people are stupid enough to believe it, then yes.

by **The Hobbesian Metaphysician** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:50 pm

Merizoc wrote:
Volga Tataria wrote:Bullcrap.

lol, one must wonder why fact-checking sites bother with fake news websites. Do they check every onion article too?

Well the Onion does hit pretty close to home with their articles.

In fact some of them would go on to be real events (possibly coincidence though).

by **USS Monitor** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:50 pm

Ifreann wrote:In other news, Princess Diana rumoured to be engaged to Tupac.

Also, the USS Monitor was equipped with a wireless modem, and the CSS Hunley made contact with Atlantis in the spring of 1865, but the Atlanteans refused to support the Confederacy and the Confederate records were lost after the war.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:50 pm

Has she also claimed to have been vaccinated with the gay gene?

by **The Hobbesian Metaphysician** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:52 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Has she also claimed to have been vaccinated with the gay gene?

Don't see a problem, they only have to wait two weeks for it to be over (according to Family Guy).

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:53 pm

The Hobbesian Metaphysician wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Has she also claimed to have been vaccinated with the gay gene?

Don't see a problem, they only have to wait two weeks for it to be over (according to Family Guy).

Heh, you got that.

Anyway, no, a vaccine cannot cause a pregnancy.

by **Kannap** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:54 pm

greed and death wrote:
Kannap wrote:Referring to your penis as a vaccine is weird folks, lesson learned.

I am going to have to try that one.

Hey baby you legally required to get vaccinated.

Is the legal age to get vaccinated younger than the legal age to have sex?

by **Olthar** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:58 pm

If your doctor's hypodermic needle looks like a penis, and he insists that the vaccine must be delivered vaginally, then he's probably not a doctor.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:58 pm

Olthar wrote:I your doctor's hypodermic needle looks like a penis, and he insists that the vaccine must be delivered vaginally, then he's probably not a doctor.

And that's probably not a vaccine.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:59 pm

Kannap wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:I have long suspected this was like the SC preacher who molested girls claiming his sperm was God's mana.

Take notes fellas, you've learned two things to not name your penis today. Possibly more to come.

What I name mine is Future Vagina as I intend on having that damn thing replaced with a vagina someday.

by **Galloism** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:59 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Olthar wrote:I your doctor's hypodermic needle looks like a penis, and he insists that the vaccine must be delivered vaginally, then he's probably not a doctor.

And that's probably not a vaccine.

My sperm was used as a vaccine for a couple thousand years.

Good times.

by **Luxdonia** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:59 pm

“We are devout Christians. If God made this birth possible, then who are we to judge the how or the why?”

Heeee heee heee.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:00 pm

Galloism wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
And that's probably not a vaccine.

My sperm was used as a vaccine for a couple thousand years.

Good times.

Yes, that's how we have the Pygmy people.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:00 pm

Kannap wrote:
greed and death wrote:I am going to have to try that one.

Hey baby you legally required to get vaccinated.

Is the legal age to get vaccinated younger than the legal age to have sex?

Yes, and the implications are unfortunate.

by **Ifreann** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:00 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
Ifreann wrote:In other news, Princess Diana rumoured to be engaged to Tupac.

Also, the USS Monitor was equipped with a wireless modem, and the CSS Hunley made contact with Atlantis in the spring of 1865, but the Atlanteans refused to support the Confederacy and the Confederate records were lost after the war.

Not surprising, the Atlanteans were famously anti-slavery.

by **USS Monitor** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:01 pm

Ifreann wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:
Also, the USS Monitor was equipped with a wireless modem, and the CSS Hunley made contact with Atlantis in the spring of 1865, but the Atlanteans refused to support the Confederacy and the Confederate records were lost after the war.

Not surprising, the Atlanteans were famously anti-slavery.

So I've heard.

by **Lunatic Goofballs** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:02 pm

Threads about vaccines causing pregnancy causes skepticism and laughter.

by **United Fascist States of North America** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:05 pm

Guys, it's obviously because Obama stole the North Korean Unicorn's magical powers to brainwash congress into taking our guns so he could cover up the aliens who really invented Obamacare, which would conclusively prove that jet fuel can't melt steel, and therefore 99% of vaccines cause 99% of illnesses, which obviously proves that The Illuminati and Annunaki are using Earth entities for a proxy war to gain control of this timestream, but it's really the Devil who is setting both sides up for his own personal gain, and our only savior is Donald Trump, who is trying to save us from immigrants/commies/fags/immigrants who time traveled back in time to kill Paul McCartney, therefore keeping Elvis alive by building the pyramids to send signals to ancient astronauts ,who are really time-traveling humans from the distant future who conspired with Hitler to fake the moon landings 24 years after his 'death'.

Wake up, people. The truth is right in front of your eyes.

by **Luxdonia** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:06 pm

Disgusting that the parents aren't allowing her to have an abortion. Surprised we still have people so irrational and thick skulled that when their 14 year old daughter falls mysteriously pregnant, they don't allow her to have an abortion.

by **Anollasia** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:08 pm

What if she already was pregnant, but they noticed her to be pregnant after the vaccination?

by **Wallenburg** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:08 pm

In other news, zombies have overrun Congress. The President predicts that it will now do a better job governing the nation.

Vaccine causes pregnancy.

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