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Postby Napkiraly » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:49 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:These drugs would have to be very powerful to make homeopathy look credible.

They were powerful enough to make Germans have fun.

Germans know how to have fun, it just tends not to be fun for the rest of Europe.

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Postby The Alexanderians » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:50 pm

Napkiraly wrote:
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I'm not sure how the title matches the OP. How was this homeopathy working? Or... did I miss a joke?

I think the golden ticket is them being able to recover due to getting actual, real medical help rather than their woo.

Woo? As in Shen Gong Woo?
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Postby Risottia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:50 pm

The Alma Mater wrote:Remember: homeopathic remedies can by definition not be made by an old lady in a shed. It requires factories to achieve the dilution and exact magic shaking.


That's what Big Homeopa wants you to believe! Free Homeopathy! Go hedge wizardry and home-diluted snake oil!
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Postby Napkiraly » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:57 pm

The Alexanderians wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:I think the golden ticket is them being able to recover due to getting actual, real medical help rather than their woo.

Woo? As in Shen Gong Woo?

Woo

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Postby Risottia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:57 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:S O U R C E

Writing "S O U R C E" doesn't make one.

You can't fucking overdose on homeopathic nonsense.

Which proves it's safe, hence much better than non-homeopathic nonsense.

You are making negative sense.

If I'm making negative sense by applying homeopathic thinking, it means that I'm actually making a working nonsense via homeopathy, and you appear to be getting high on it. Ta-daa!

Dilution to the point of homeopathic qualities = Can't overdose. Can't even trip.

That's what the non-homeopatic drug dealers want you to believe.

Pure or nearly pure = Overdose possible and likely.

Then again there's no mistaking a pure oil for a watery beverage. Unless they were already tripping on something else that had left a memory in the water earlier.

2C-E is colorless and quite likely the taste and smell are not strong - if there was a station where they served something like punch, it could easily have been poured in undiluted.

Once it's poured into a punch, it becomes diluted in a punch (which is for the most part water, btw). See?


Also, see, my sarcasm isn't working on you because it isn't diluted enough! Another win for the homeopathic principles!
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Postby Kubra » Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:07 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Risottia wrote:
Exactly. That's why it was homeopathic. It was diluted to hide it, and we all know how homeopathy claims that greater dilution increases the effects, because of water memory.
They all got overdoses from it, hence, it must have been diluted a lot: of course, if a principle is more concentrated, it is less diluted, hence less effective, which proves that the drugging couldn't have happened if it had been pure.

Really, you should start thinking homeopathically if you want to understand homeopathy!

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You can't fucking overdose on homeopathic nonsense. You are making negative sense.
Dilution to the point of homeopathic qualities = Can't overdose. Can't even trip.
Pure or nearly pure = Overdose possible and likely.
2C-E is colorless and quite likely the taste and smell are not strong - if there was a station where they served something like punch, it could easily have been poured in undiluted.
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Postby AiliailiA » Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:04 am

Sounds like good shit. But of course people should not be dosed up without their informed consent.
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Postby MERIZoC » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:42 am

Legalize acid German homeopathy.

But um, does this actually say anything about this drug being homeopathic? (whatever the fuck that means nowadays)
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:43 am

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:Look, here's how I'll put my case. In the first world, where medication is common and cheap, it's generally a bad idea to spend money on things that aren't scientifically sound or nesscisarily medicaly proven. But not everyone has that privalege. Would you tell tell someone who's dying and can't get treatment that the thing he's been drinking is fake?


Tim Minchin said it best... you know what they call alternative medicine that has actually been proved to work?

A scam by big pharma.
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Postby Fireye » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:13 am

Internationalist Bastard wrote:As I said, not everyone has access to medicine.


That doesn't make homeopathy, acupuncture, reiki, cupping, traditional Chinese "medicine" or any other types of woo magically work in areas where medicine isn't readily available.
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Postby The Hobbesian Metaphysician » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:46 am

Fireye wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:As I said, not everyone has access to medicine.


That doesn't make homeopathy, acupuncture, reiki, cupping, traditional Chinese "medicine" or any other types of woo magically work in areas where medicine isn't readily available.

Ironically TCM isn't even traditional medicine, but a phenomenon of pseudo-cultural revival from the last 60 years.
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Postby Sociobiology » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:30 am

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Sociobiology wrote:especially when talking about something as nonsensical as homeopathy.


Now, that's not fair.

In defence of homeopathy, there's only a tiny, tiny amount of nonsense in a huge, huge amount of sense.

Which, unfortunately means it's extremely diluted... and thus a million times stronger.


its all nonsense, anything they run across that actually works at all is by pure random chance, which means in the long run they do far more harm than good.
Thee methods make no sense, hence they are nonsense.
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Postby Fireye » Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:01 am

The Hobbesian Metaphysician wrote:
Fireye wrote:
That doesn't make homeopathy, acupuncture, reiki, cupping, traditional Chinese "medicine" or any other types of woo magically work in areas where medicine isn't readily available.

Ironically TCM isn't even traditional medicine, but a phenomenon of pseudo-cultural revival from the last 60 years.


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Postby Esternial » Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:39 am

Probably didn't dilute it enough.

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Postby Napkiraly » Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:43 am

Esternial wrote:Probably didn't dilute it enough.

Or maybe we've just not been diluting it in the right stuff.

Time to try homeopathy but diluting stuff with tequila and/or rum.

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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:11 am

Napkiraly wrote:
Esternial wrote:Probably didn't dilute it enough.

Or maybe we've just not been diluting it in the right stuff.

Time to try homeopathy but diluting stuff with tequila and/or rum.


I recommend diluting vermouth in gin or vodka for a homeopathic martini.
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Postby The Alma Mater » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:30 am

L Ron Cupboard wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:Or maybe we've just not been diluting it in the right stuff.

Time to try homeopathy but diluting stuff with tequila and/or rum.


I recommend diluting vermouth in gin or vodka for a homeopathic martini.


Remember, to be homeopathic it has to be shaken, not stirred.
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