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Was Jesus an Alien Traveler

Postby Nicola Sturgeon » Tue May 19, 2015 2:26 pm

I watched a documentary earlier about how Jesus is actually an alien from space, any thoughts on this?

I think that if he/she/it was real, then Jesus was definitely an alien. He made blind people see again and stuff, that could be alien technology. ALSO remember when he ascended? Yeah, that could have been his mothership using the tractor beam to pull him up.

Here's the documentary: https://youtu.be/Kgfbh5J3afk
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Tue May 19, 2015 2:27 pm

No.
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Postby Glorious KASSRD » Tue May 19, 2015 2:28 pm

No. Just no.
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Tue May 19, 2015 2:29 pm

Nicola Sturgeon wrote:I watched a documentary earlier about how Jesus is actually an alien from space, any thoughts on this?

I think that if he/she/it was real, then Jesus was definitely an alien. He made blind people see again and stuff, that could be alien technology. ALSO remember when he ascended? Yeah, that could have been his mothership using the tractor beam to pull him up.

Here's the documentary: https://youtu.be/Kgfbh5J3afk

No you didn't.
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Postby Emerald-Springs » Tue May 19, 2015 2:29 pm

The History Channel was so much better when it was just about Hitler.
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Postby Justin States » Tue May 19, 2015 2:30 pm

Just no, no.
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Postby Justin States » Tue May 19, 2015 2:30 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Nicola Sturgeon wrote:I watched a documentary earlier about how Jesus is actually an alien from space, any thoughts on this?

I think that if he/she/it was real, then Jesus was definitely an alien. He made blind people see again and stuff, that could be alien technology. ALSO remember when he ascended? Yeah, that could have been his mothership using the tractor beam to pull him up.

Here's the documentary: https://youtu.be/Kgfbh5J3afk

No you didn't.

How do you know?
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Postby Riysa » Tue May 19, 2015 2:30 pm

Is OP Giorgio Tsoukalos?
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Tue May 19, 2015 2:31 pm

Justin States wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:No you didn't.

How do you know?

Because documentaries are generally in some way factual.
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Postby Napkiraly » Tue May 19, 2015 2:32 pm

Emerald-Springs wrote:The History Channel was so much better when it was just about Hitler.

At least we got Vikings out of the taint that took over. :/
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Postby Tinfect » Tue May 19, 2015 2:32 pm

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Honestly, how can you possibly believe that?
Most of his "Miracles" are bullshit. They simply did not happen.
Aliens were not involved, Tractor Beams are impossible, Blind People did not see again.
Stop it.
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Postby Pandeeria » Tue May 19, 2015 2:32 pm

That wasn't a documentary.
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Postby Novsvacro » Tue May 19, 2015 2:33 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Justin States wrote:How do you know?

Because documentaries are generally in some way factual.

This.

One does not simply call Jesus an alien without trying to flame.
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Postby Nicola Sturgeon » Tue May 19, 2015 2:33 pm

Novsvacro wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:Because documentaries are generally in some way factual.

This.

It was factual, there was fact based evidence as well. If you don't like it I can show you another one by White knight something
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 19, 2015 2:34 pm

Did this "Documentary" happen to involve this fuckwit?

If so it wasnt one.
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Postby Seno Zhou Varada » Tue May 19, 2015 2:34 pm

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Postby Emerald-Springs » Tue May 19, 2015 2:35 pm

Napkiraly wrote:
Emerald-Springs wrote:The History Channel was so much better when it was just about Hitler.

At least we got Vikings out of the taint that took over. :/


Fair point.
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Postby Vancon » Tue May 19, 2015 2:35 pm

I'm seen some shit on NS before, but this is just pure gold.

I can see the TV spinoff now.
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Tue May 19, 2015 2:35 pm

Nicola Sturgeon wrote:
Novsvacro wrote:This.

It was factual, there was fact based evidence as well. If you don't like it I can show you another one by White knight something

No, it wasn't. What fact based evidence could there possibly be for it?
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Tue May 19, 2015 2:35 pm

You solved the puzzle box, unraveled the conspiracy. Jesus was really one of the many identities of Nyarlathotep.
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Postby Napkiraly » Tue May 19, 2015 2:36 pm

Nicola Sturgeon wrote:
Novsvacro wrote:This.

It was factual, there was fact based evidence as well. If you don't like it I can show you another one by White knight something

I'm really enjoying the "too old for fairy tales" bit in your sig at the moment.
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